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Q: "Sa'ar Chasm"? What kind of stupid name is that?
It's a pun. See, a chasm is a... Q: I know, I know. It's rather trite, isn't it? Thank you. Q: Where on earth did you come up with it? I stole it off a tagline in the Trek_Humour_Filk Echo on Fidonet. Q: Buh? The definition of all those terms is left as an exercise to the reader. Q: Meaning you're too lazy to explain? Next question. Q: Who are you and what do you do? I'm currently a chemistry graduate student at the University of Ottawa, but -- Q: Ottawa? Did you know Z-- No, I didn't know Zeke before I found 5MV. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I was born in North Vancouver, BC, but my parents currently live in Kelowna. You may remember it from the time it burned down. Q: Another Canadian? We were due. Besides, the Americans looked like they were going to achieve parity. Q: Have you lived anywhere else? Yup. I spent two and a half years in Australia, where I hold dual citizenship. Q: Have you met Zeke? Yup. I've also met Nan on several occasions, Marc once, and Deltachatters Shorty and BMG. Q: Nan, eh? Are you and her...? No, we're just friends. Q: Are you sure? It's all perfectly innocent. Now ask something else before I smite you with the Sharpie. Q: What do you want? Never ask that question. Q: So how did you get to be section head? I made a joke and Zeke took me seriously? Q: Really? That's all it takes? Well, all those games of pool I let him win may have something to do with it. Q: Why B5? Derek beat me to DS9...by a considerable margin, I might add. Q: Why are you here? Everyone's gotta be somewhere. Q: Anything else cool about you? I was born on Groundhog Day. Q: What year? Let's just say I fill the gap between Derek and Kira. Any further questions? Q: Where are you going? To the bathroom. Anything else before I go? Q: Yes. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I'm outta here. Q: Well, that was anticlimactic. |
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