Five-Minute "Chasing After the Wind"
Prophet Sisko: Wow, sucks to be you guys.
Ezri: You seem depressed and crabby.
Kasidy: Well, hey there!
Kasidy: Oh, my baby's so lovely! Sigh....
Bashir: You seem depressed and crabby.
Station Log: This loneliness thing kinda sucks. But hey, check out the low-heeled boots!
Lt. Commander Endar Alden: Greetings. I disdain you.
Ezri: Can you slip away tonight?
Kira: I'm a little worried about this Endar guy.
Ross: Hey, here's a cool idea, Julian. Let's send you to Cardassia!
Alden: I get to command the Defiant! Score! Gimme the keys!
Lintak: You suck!
Constable Emyn Lise: I am a redhead. I am tall. I am tough. I will now disappear for the rest of the episode.
Kira: Dude, this Alden guy is terrible! What the heck was his recruiter smoking?
Alden: Boy, is this assignment a steaming pile of -
Vic and Alden: Doo-bee-DOO, bop-ba zee doo-wop....
Jake: Hey, can I come?
Ezri: So, you're stuck with Alden?
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