Kira: Hi! Who are you guys?|
Founder Laas: I'm Laas. I hate you, but I'm sick with the Founder's disease so I didn't have any choice but to come here. Where's Julian?
Founder D'kem'ir: I'm D'kem'ir. I hate all solids too, but I look like a sexy green Orion slave girl that everybody notices instead of turning myself into a Horta that none of you would pay any attention to. Where's Julian?
Founder Arlamar: I'm Arlamar, the sweet and innocent one and I really kinda like you solids, but please don't talk to me because I wanna be just like the other Founders and they'll get mad if I talk to you. Where's Julian?
Kira: We got a problem. Julian's not here.
Doc Monrow: We got a bigger problem. Neither is the cure.
Kira: Since Julian's not here, I'd better get Odo to deal with these guys.
Kira: Hey, Odo, which do you like better, my sexy party dress or my snazzy new uniform?
Laas: You've cured us! Of course, if the solids hadn't created the disease, you wouldn't have had to.
Quark: Hey, Odo, welcome back to the bar. Let me sic my Dabo girls on you. Gonna stick around?
Monrow: So, Odo, will you stick around so I can examine you and the other Founders and tell you how much I admire Julian?
Emyn: Hi, Odo, I'm not sure I trust you or the other Founders either, but since you're here I may as well talk to you. I suppose you'll stick around and take over my office?
Kira: Well, Odo, now I've told you everything that's happened while you've been gone, and that I still care about you. Will that convince you to stick around?
Vic: Odo, pally, glad to see ya, Quark told me to sing your favorite songs and make ya feel all nostalgic and romantic. Will that make ya stick around?
Vic: On to Plan B?
Kira: Why do people keep talking about Julian, anyway?
Nog: Help! The green Orion slave girl Founder hit on one of my engineers and then tried to run me down!
Laas: So, Odo, what do we have to do to convince you to go with us and join our New Link? I can get all philosophical and engage you in intellectual debates.
Quark: He's really going.
Odo: Oh, Kira, forgot to tell you, I've got a kid back on the Founders' homeworld. Can you take a message?
Kira: Hey, Odo offspring, I got a message from your dad. He's going with Laas and the New Link to teach them how to be like you.
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