Five-Minute "The Good Race, The Good Fight"
Quark: Hey, Kira. I haven't pestered you in a while, so...what's up with that new security chick?|
Kira: I dunno. Maybe we should do a character development episode.
Emyn Lise: Well, it's about frickin' time!
Emyn: Whoa...I feel a flashback coming on....
Ensign: Hey, Colonel. Just wanted you to know that Shakaar is coming to visit you. Oh, and the Odo/Kira people are taking up arms.
Moran: Good news! The Resistance is here, and we're all in grave danger of being caught!
Bajoran Dude: Our Kai candidate is a unificateror!
Dav Mino: Fine. Throw me in jail. Dishonor an aged war hero with a troubled past. Ingrates.
Gul Tovan: Okay, now you're all in BIG trouble.
Vedek Carn: My people, I am the best choice to be your Kai!
Kail: I was publicly flogged in order to serve the Resistance! Isn't this cool?
Carn: I don't like your security officer. You should get rid of her.
Shakaar: So yeah, being First Minister kinda sucks these days, and I miss my farm, and I hear someone's trying to kill me, and hey, did I mention my bodyguard Rig is an ex-terrorist?
Dav: Disdain me, will they? Ignore me, will they? I'll show them. I'll show them all. Ha ha. Bwa-haha! MUAH-HAHH-HAHAHAAAA!
Rig: Great Scott! Was that maniacal laughter I just heard?
Emyn: Begone, cruel Resistance! You shall never hide behind my family again!
Emyn: (sob) Woe....
Kira: Whoa, hold it -- let's review here. I have a brooding CMO, a confused station's counselor, a bumbling Chief of Operations, and a first officer who's a few fries short of a Happy Meal, and now they're giving me an angst-filled, atheistic, embittered ex-traitor as a Chief of Security?
Emyn: Oh well. At least I can revel in the tragic beauty of being a woman that no one can forgive.
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