March 31

[Zeke]

You know, I'm starting to see things differently. Maybe being banned like this was something I needed. The mistake I caught myself making was just the latest in a long line. Maybe I had this coming. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.


Zeke's Better Judgment: What are you leading up to this time? The movie Payback? Maybe something with "hide" in the title?


I mean it. I'm going to take action. It's time to take this thing in a whole new direction -- burn it to the ground and rebuild fresh!


Zeke's Better Judgment: You're out of your mind.


And so is Clark in today's Smallville fiver, "Hypnotic (../smallville/fiver.php?ep=hypnotic)."


Zeke's Better Judgment: Gah! You made me do it this time! The nerve!


You ain't seen nothing yet, my dear neurosis. But you're about to. See, sometimes you have to roll the hard six....

[Tate]

Simone: Repeat after me: I am craven and thou art my master!
Clark: I am craven and thou art my master!
Simone: Stand there, fool!
Clark: Stand there, fool!
Simone: Silence!
Clark: Silence!
Simone: Stop repeating me!
Clark: Stop repeating -- oh. Sorry, master.
:lol:
This is, in my opinion, the best type of reference in a fiver. Its very funny in its own right, and it takes on another level of humor for those familiar with the source material.

(For anyone who is wondering, this is either a reference to the Danny Kaye film The Court Jester or an eerie coincidence. The Court Jester, in addition to being one of my family's favorite movies, is, I believe, the movie Phlox was watching in 'Doctor's Orders".)

Simone: And now to reveal I've been working for Lex to break up Clark and Lana.
Lex: Curse my sudden and unexplained attraction to Lana that's been going on for a year now!
Simone: I've also discovered Clark's secret.
Lex: You did? What is it?!
Simone: His, uh, deodorant. Yeah....
Funny.

[Derek]

(For anyone who is wondering, this is either a reference to the Danny Kaye film The Court Jester or an eerie coincidence. The Court Jester, in addition to being one of my family's favorite movies, is, I believe, the movie Phlox was watching in 'Doctor's Orders".)
Correct on both counts. That was indeed the movie I was referencing.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Simone: Repeat after me: I am craven and thou art my master!
Clark: I am craven and thou art my master!

Wes?

Lana: I am so frustrated. Can I have sex with you?

Why does this never happen in real life?

Lex: Well, I'm glad to be safe and --
(SUPER-THROW!)
Lex: Clark! You're being hypnotized and the hypnosis is making you super-strong somehow!

She hypnotised him into eating his Wheaties.

Lex: I. must. kill. Chloe. Sullivan. and. Lex. Luthor. and. Frank. Drebin.

*znerk*

Lana: I want to go evil.
Lex: I'm here to corrupt-- I mean, comfort you.
(Lana gets corrupted-- comforted at Ludicrous Speed)

Come on over to the Dark Side...the Fun Side of the Force!

Nice work, Derek.