April 12

[Zeke]

Let's see... what's next on the ol' to-do list?


<font color=FFFFFF>________</font>[X] Annoy 90% of readership by trashing BSG
<font color=FFFFFF>________</font>[X] Get avatar problem fixed
<font color=FFFFFF>________</font>[X] Hit 2 million pageviews
<font color=FFFFFF>________</font>[<font color=FFFFFF>X</font>] Publish latest Smallville fiver before it goes bad
<font color=FFFFFF>________</font>[<font color=FFFFFF>X</font>] Talk Tarn-Vedra out of destroying the Earth, again
<font color=FFFFFF>________</font>[<font color=FFFFFF>X</font>] Post the next three of Nate's 728 fivers


Ah yes, Smallville. Here's Derek's latest, "Void (../smallville/fiver.php?ep=void)." It'll get no argument from me. *ba-dum chh*


(Oh, and I guess we hit 2 million pageviews.)

[mark726]

Congrats on the pagehits! It feels good to feel apart of that, lol.

[evay]

(::clap::)x2,000,000

hooray Zeke!

[KillerGodMan]

I'm going to say pageview 2 000 000 times!

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(5 minutes later)

PAGEVIEW!

*gasp, wheeze*

[Alexia]

Let's see... what's next on the ol' to-do list?
<font color=FFFFFF>________</font>[X] Get avatar problem fixed

It's fixed, is it? :roll: :wink:

[admiral sab]

lol well technically a few of those page hits was from someone refreshing the page... won't say who, but I remember when we were excited over 100, then 500. Heh. Congrats, Zeke!

[Zeke]

It's fixed, is it? :roll: :wink:

Yep. We have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. (http://www.globusz.com/ebooks/Hitchhikers/00000022.htm)

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Lana: Fix. Now.
Mad Scientist Grad Student: You don't understand. Holly's dead from the stuff.
Lana: Isn't that the point?
Mad Scientist Grad Student: But she never returned to life. It's almost like she overdosed on drugs.

Speaking as a grad student, I can attest that this guy is experiecing an unrealistic degree of success. Doesn't he have a supervisor?

Lana's Mom: Hi, Lana. Welcome to Heaven.
Lana's Dad: And Merry Christmas!
Lana: It's Christmas?
Lana's Mom: It's always Christmas in Heaven.

*snicker*

Ma Kent: And so as my first act as Senator, I want to raise taxes.
Reporters: BOOOOOOO!

That's an odd reaction, considering she didn't pun...

Chloe: Well, now that Lex has called to tell me about Lana, I think I'll go and look for -- GASP! What's this? A book I just magically happened to notice that just conveeeeeeniently happens to have a piece of paper pointing me to Lana's friend! If I were watching something like this happening on TV, I might find this contrived!

Tell me again why you keep watching this show?

Clark: GAK!
Mad Scientist Grad Student: And now to kill you with this buzzsaw thingy.
Lana: No! I must smash you with this jar so that you fall on the buzzsaw and it rips apart your intestines!

Wait, a pharmaceutical research lab has a buzzsaw?

Mad Scientist Grad Student: Ha! You don't have the guts!
(SMASH!)
Lana: And now, neither do you. But that really is a pretty offal way to die.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Alexia]

It's fixed, is it? :roll: :wink:

Yep. We have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.

Hmmm...that's odd. I'll try and re-upload it later.

[Derek]

Tell me again why you keep watching this show?
A question I ask myself often. The answer I usually respond with is that it's eminently mockable.

Wait, a pharmaceutical research lab has a buzzsaw?
Turns out it was really a bone saw. At the time, I missed that subtlety.

Mad Scientist Grad Student: Ha! You don't have the guts!
(SMASH!)
Lana: And now, neither do you. But that really is a pretty offal way to die.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Especially considering I lifted the "offal" joke from Marc.

[evay]

Mad Scientist Grad Student: Ha! You don't have the guts!
(SMASH!)
Lana: And now, neither do you. But that really is a pretty offal way to die.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Especially considering I lifted the "offal" joke from Marc.
Then you and Derek should be villified.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Especially considering I lifted the "offal" joke from Marc.

And he stole it from some obscure show that nobody in our generation ever heard of, which stole it from another source, which stole it from another source, ad nausuem, which stole it from a butcher around the time the English language first began to resemble the form that's spoken today and that pun was possible.

[Chancellor Valium]

Let's see... what's next on the ol' to-do list?


<font color=FFFFFF>________</font>[X] Annoy 90% of readership by trashing BSG


Good things upon your house!

[Nate the Great]

________[X] Post the next three of Nate's 728 fivers

He's exaggerating, but not by much. But it took like a year for Manhunt to be published, so I guess there's precedent where my fivers are concerned :wink:

I hope you enjoy them and find them worthy additions to the 5M.net legacy.