Pies For Sale - Well it does say you can order one here.

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just make a request. If I figure out how to add small pictures to a post, I'll start giving them out.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I want 3.14159 applause pies.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Impossible. There's no 47 in there.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[quote:post_uid0="Arzosah"][color=#000000:post_uid0]If I figure out how to add small pictures to a post, I'll start giving them out.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Use the 'Image' button above your edit box and enter the URL of the image.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]{I want 3.14159 applause pies.}
what the?

{Use the 'Image' button above your edit box and enter the URL of the image.}
what's the URL? is that an internetty thing? I am internet illiterate.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Arzosah"]{I want 3.14159 applause pies.}
what the?[/quote:post_uid0]
:S Maybe he meant "applesauce"?
[quote:post_uid0]{Use the 'Image' button above your edit box and enter the URL of the image.}
what's the URL? is that an internetty thing? I am internet illiterate.[/quote:post_uid0]
The URL is the long string of characters that you put in the address bar to tell your computer which site it should put up a 404 for. ;) It begins with "http://".


I think it'd be nice to get a cheesecake for National Cheesecake Day on the 30th.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I think it'd be nice to get a cheesecake for National Cheesecake Day on the 30th.[/quote:post_uid0]
But not yet. It wouldn't be right to buy it before the 29th, right?[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Impossible. There's no 47 in there.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Take it to 120 decimal places, and there is. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]The URL is the long string of characters that you put in the address bar to tell your computer which site it should put up a 404 for. ;) It begins with "http://".

I think it'd be nice to get a cheesecake for National Cheesecake Day on the 30th.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]um.
404?
i think i know what you mean. but that means the pic must be on an internet site, right?
Can I just cut and paste a ClipArt I've edited?

PS: I'll get you a Cheesecake, but I hafta figure out this insert pic thingy first. The Cake may therefore arrive next year, on the 30th.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Maybe he meant "applesauce"?
[/quote:post_uid0]

Good call. If you mix up the letters a bit and squint at them sideways, "applause" kinda looks like "applesauce."

[quote:post_uid0]{I want 3.14159 applause pies.}
what the?
[/quote:post_uid0]

Pi pies.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And here I thought I'd ESCAPED the bad math jokes. :p[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I figured out the pi about an hour later. kinda like the 'Exorcist' question in the quiz earlier. i realised what that was about a week later

oh! possesions! as in 'possesed!' Exorcism! a ha ha!

uh... yeah[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]And here I thought I'd ESCAPED the bad math jokes. [/quote:post_uid0]

I can go back to bad chemistry jokes, if you'd like.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, I have a couple of those too. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Knew a certain engineer who thought he was funny. Used to crack the occasional math joke.

I'm poisoned against them both. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]well i'm sorry but this is 5MVF your talking about, theres no excaping math jokes[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]People please! Get back to the thread at hand!

And, Speaking of pie, did the whole obsession start with pi, or pie?[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That clears it up then.

My guess would be pie, because I've seen more pie than pi on this site.[/color:post_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]And, Speaking of pie, did the whole obsession start with pi, or pie?[/quote:post_uid0]

Hmm... many debate this very issue. Some say it is way more important than some insignificant debate about whether a Chicken or an Egg came first. Others argue that the answer to the question would bring about the destruction of the entire universe, hence must never be uncovered.

(Then there are those who argue 'lets go down the pub', but they're totally irrelevant, in the grand scheme of things! )[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0](Then there are those who argue 'lets go down the pub', but they're totally irrelevant, in the grand scheme of things! )

[/quote:post_uid0]

You've been reading Douglas Adams, haven't you.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Is it me, or does Zeke's voice come accompanied with a whole slew of weird synthesizer noises? :shudders:[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think it's just you -- trying to listen to someone's voice from the other side of the Pacific Ocean is pretty difficult, and could lead to the kind of interference you're experiencing.[/color:post_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Does it work better if you hold a glass to your ear then Zeke? ;)

[quote:post_uid0]You've been reading Douglas Adams, haven't you[/quote:post_uid0]

Nope, never read anything by him. I have heard of him though (Who hasn't), but there's only one Mr Adams whose work I'll actually read. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="entei"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Does it work better if you hold a glass to your ear then Zeke? ;)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nah... I suspect his recommendations will run along the lines of "Listen to the music, not the song"...


You've never read Douglas Adams?! Oh the horror! The humanity![/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not... read...?

:O

*thunk*[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Is it me, or does Zeke's voice come accompanied with a whole slew of weird synthesizer noises? :shudders:
[/quote:post_uid0]

Given the size of that "yes", it sounds more like the Voice of the Universe (or however Pratchett described Death's boss in [i:post_uid0]Reaper Man[/i:post_uid0])[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey, isn't today Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day? So why isn't there any cheese in this pie shop? ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because I still haven't figured out how to put in pictures.
Can someone please restate in clear, simpletons, English how to put in pictures, because:
1. I have been very sick and can't remember anything.
2. I didn't understand in the first place.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Okay if you want to put pictures into the picture itself, the simplest way would be to click the little button in the row above where you post your response. yes the one that says "Image", so that a little window pops up asking for the url of the picture that you want to put up. Then you enter the full url of it into the little window, hit enter and let the javascript generate the code you need in your message.


yes, unfortunately you can only put pictures up if they are already online i.e. have a url address. you can stored pictures on free sites such as villagephotos or yahoo!photos though. Don't use geocities or tripod at any account; they don't like remote loading of images (i.e. images being loaded on another page) so they'll either block the loading or delete your account.

was that clear enough? or too long-winded?

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quote:post_uid0]Is it me, or does Zeke's voice come accompanied with a whole slew of weird synthesizer noises? :shudders:
[/quote:post_uid0]

Given the size of that "yes", it sounds more like the Voice of the Universe (or however Pratchett described Death's boss in [i:post_uid0]Reaper Man[/i:post_uid0])[/quote:post_uid0]


The Death of the Universe? Ooher scary. :shudders and runs:[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Has anyone noticed that there have been NO updates in like a month, and yet everyone seems more concerned with pizza???
:p[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A month and ten days, actually.

But if we offer pizza and pie and pizza pie, things might start moving again.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quote:post_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Has anyone noticed that there have been NO updates in like a month, and yet everyone seems more concerned with pizza???
 :p[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I have -- and even when I don't notice these things myself, Kira never misses them. Expect something on the news page by tonight, and a full update by the end of the week.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]At least he didn't say *deleted*[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[quote:post_uid0="Arzosah"][color=#000000:post_uid0]At least he didn't say 'soon.'[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Shah! Do you want to tempt The Evil Eye?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Gasp! Arsozah said the 'S' word! Must fast! Must pay penace! Quick, get all the candles out and start meditating on your sins![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I have -- and even when I don't notice these things myself, Kira never misses them. Â Expect something on the news page by tonight, and a full update by the end of the week.[/quote:post_uid0]
Now are you talking about the updates, or the pizza? :p Or the triple ? Opium used?[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

No! No, don't hurt me! Please! No!

Noooooooooo....

GAK[/color:post_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I would like to order some cheesecake.
:D
& if you can add some strawberries on
top, I'll be yr best friend.

P.S. When [b:post_uid0]Zeke[/b:post_uid0] says, "Yes." he sounds
like that guy from [b:post_uid0]Babylon 5[/b:post_uid0] who never
comes out of his shell except to save
Bruce Boxleitner when he's falling out
of the sky. What was his name again?
Vash? Spock? Locin? I can't remember.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I would like to order some cheesecake.
:D
& if you can add some strawberries on
top, I'll be yr best friend.[/quote:post_uid0]Well, Arzosah, get to the [img:post_uid0]http://www.planet.nl/~fvbommel/PieJuggle.gif[/img:post_uid0]!
You told people you'd fill their orders, now do it :D[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="FatMat426"][color=#000000:post_uid0]P.S. When [b:post_uid0]Zeke[/b:post_uid0] says, "Yes." he sounds
like that guy from [b:post_uid0]Babylon 5[/b:post_uid0] who never
comes out of his shell except to save
Bruce Boxleitner when he's falling out
of the sky. What was his name again?
Vash? Spock? Locin? I can't remember.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]17:[/b:post_uid0]His name was Sabrina.
[b:post_uid0]Little voice in 17's head[/b:post_uid0]: And you expect them to believe THAT?
[b:post_uid0]Kosh:[/b:post_uid0]: Kosh. We are all Kosh.
[b:post_uid0]The voices in 17's head[/b:post_uid0]: Ah, SHUT UP, Kosh![/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]In case you haven't noticed, I still don't know how to put in pictures.
I need someone to tell me how in terms that I can understand.
Here's what I've got so far:

http://...etc. (yeah, I get that) but all i can manage to do is add a link to the picture, not the picture itself.

...on the website... well that seems to mean it has to be on a website, and i did ask somewhere if it was possible to just add a clip-art somehow. Maybe I am gonna have to get my own website to do this (which may take a while as i have no idea how to do that either.)

and i heard '404' mentioned somewhere which sounded important. I hope information on that will soon follow.


So, uh... help, please?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]okay, forget it. i just realized that the normal html code works for ikonboards as well, strangely. what you do is you put this code:

img src = "http://whateveritis.com/imagename.gif"


into a pair of pointy brackets, < and >, and it should show up. The pic.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]so...

nope. I just got a little box with a red cross in it.

will try again...[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]nope[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>[IMG]http://dgl.microsoft.com/previews/j023/j0232547(p).gif[IMG]</s>

aaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh![/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ I can get that image to display here at home, using the URL you have there. Perhaps M$ blocks links?

[img:post_uid0]http://dgl.microsoft.com/previews/j023/j0232547(p).gif[/img:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nope, seems to work.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Arzosah, if you add a / just after that last [, you get this:
[img:post_uid0]http://dgl.microsoft.com/previews/j023/j0232547(p).gif[/img:post_uid0]

(if you still don't get it, click quote in the upper right hand corner of this post, and see what I just did right there)[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[quote:post_uid0="Arzosah"][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0][img:post_uid0]http://dgl.microsoft.com/previews/j023/j0232547(p).gif[/img:post_uid0]

um[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]yes! Yes! YES!!!!!! (sorry)

YAY!!! (sorry)

WHOO-HOO!!!!!! (sorry)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan. enough said[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I will only be able to update this about once a week (at the best) as the right click to find picture html doesn't work at school, and i rarely go on the internet at home.
How do you get an applesauce pie? Does that just mean apple? Or does it need sauce on top and apples inside.

Note: Icecrean will now be available also.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"]John Sheridan. enough said[/quote:post_uid0]
:groans:


In Valen's name, what have I done? What have I done?


p.s. congrats, Arsozah! Finally the pictures work! Yaay![/color:post_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0][img:post_uid0]http://dgl.microsoft.com/previews/j023/j0232547(p).gif[/img:post_uid0]

um[/quote:post_uid0]
[b:post_uid0]NO![/b:post_uid0] Not "um."

Try, "MMMMmmmmm!"
[b:post_uid0]*drools*[/b:post_uid0]

...and I knew his name was [b:post_uid0]Kosh.[/b:post_uid0] Really.
I was just testing you. Yeah. Sure I was.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well ppls, what do you want?

apricot? cherry? apple?

c'mon, I finall have pictures, and no one wants anything!

:D[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]yoooo hooooo!

hellooooooooo?

...



...



...



hmm. do I needto have an out-of-business sale before i even start?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]give it to us all, now, for free! YAY free pictures of pie...on second thought, sort of pointless... :D[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][img:post_uid0]http://dgl.microsoft.com/previews/FD00/FD00222_(p).gif[/img:post_uid0]

Lemon merangue pie, anyone?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Looks very nice :D, but cheesecake's more my thing. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I ordered an applause pie months ago and never got it.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="FatMat426"][color=#000000:post_uid0]...and I knew his name was [b:post_uid0]Kosh.[/b:post_uid0] Really.
I was just testing you. Yeah. Sure I was.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]And I believe you, really I do....


Applause pie, Sa'ar?
:slops pie in Sa'ar's face:
:applauds politely:


Thank you :)[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*applauds Sa'ar getting pied*
Â
How exactly do you make an 'applause' pie?
like this?
    /
......::......
\applause/
 """""""""""

if you squint, it sorta looks like a pie. It even has a cherry on top. sorta. uh huh.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What about the whip cream? Its missing the whip cream![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It works for me, Arzosah. :) I can even see the cherry-shapedness of the top too.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It looks great. I wonder what it tastes like.
:Takes bite out of pie:
It tastes... Applausy :D

Oops, should I have cut it first? Sorry...

Btw, NAH, great avatar. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*drips bits of pie, glares at Taya*

You're dethpicable.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]You're dethpicable.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tfank kew! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Â Â Â Â /
......::......
\  apple  /
"""""""""""

Have another. Nicer flavour this time.[/color:post_uid0]