wheres the fivers - well where

[Captain Pat]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:swear: Why has it been so long since they updated. there's been about a dozen enterprises they haven't parrodied yet.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm curious. Did you join this forum for the sole purpose about ranting over update delays? After all, this IS your first post :D[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It is, and he did. That post was eight minutes after he joined. ;)

Anyway, try the "Juli 31" thread. There are a lot of excuses there... Or actually, there aren't. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Uh-oh, looks like the natives are getting restless.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No, we're the natives, and we're restful and understanding. He's an interloper, and not making himself any friends.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't be hard on him, guys. With the way I've screwed 5ME up this year, I'm in no position to object to frustration from the readers.

Captain Pat: There's an update coming later today. It doesn't include [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0] fivers, but I hope you'll enjoy it anyway. I'll be trying to catch up as much as possible in the remainder of the month.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't be so hard on [i:post_uid0]yourself[/i:post_uid0] Zeke. You don't owe anyone anything. This is supposed to be a fun project for you and all of us. We're a community and you're the head. Don't feel bad if you're 'just not in the mood' to start writing. We'll still love you. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I agree with Celeste. Zeke, you haven't "screwed up" with this site in any way. It's no fault of yours if you actually have a life, unlike some of us here (i.e. yours truly). We're all having fun here, and there's no need to stress anyone up.


After all... this is supposed to be where we get to wind down and run away from the real world ;) And yes Zeke, we will always love you! [cue fangirl squealing][/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I will agree with both of the above (as soon as I can find a bandwagon emoticon, of course ;)). After all, this site is free for all, and it's entirely maintained by volunteerism (or whatever word you want to use there).

But [b:post_uid0]taya[/b:post_uid0], I suggest you tone down on the fangirlism. Zeke isn't too fond of that stuff.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]But [b:post_uid0]taya[/b:post_uid0], I suggest you tone down on the fangirlism. Zeke isn't too fond of that stuff.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah it's a joke no-one will get because they're not familiar with fangirls screaming over their hongkong pop idols "we'll love you forever!" In Mandarin. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I believe Zeke may be trying to turn the other cheek, or something.

Or possibly he has an overactive guilt complex.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quote:post_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000:post_uid0]It's no fault of yours if you actually have a life, unlike some of us here (i.e. yours truly).[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Now where did you get this crazy idea that I have a life?[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's a persistent rumour. Although, I personally adhere to the time-dilation anomaly theory.

Lord knows that time goes SOMEWHERE. It was mere minutes ago that there was a month before my sister's reception. Now it's about two weeks.

*faints*[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Uh-oh, looks like the natives are getting restless.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yep, and John Sheridan is our leader. He offered us pizza too.[/color:post_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Reading posts that're full of [b:post_uid0]fangirlism[/b:post_uid0] is the
main reason why I still visit this Forum.
[b:post_uid0]*brief pause*[/b:post_uid0]
That is all. You can go home now.
:dead:

P.S. Captain Pat, you need to hold your breath &
count to one million. Then, and only then, will the
magic be revealed to you.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Here's a hint CP - if Zeke issues a date for [i:post_uid0]anything[/i:post_uid0], just ignore it. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred it's a blatant lie. Personally I wonder why he still bothers, but for some unfathomable reason he does.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hejira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I blame it on the economy, which is a result of the war.

It's not only 5MV fivers that are suddenly stopping, so it can't just be Zeke... *cough*

Psst, Nan, this is our chance take over...

Wait, public forum.

Umm...I was kidding. Yeah. Heh heh. *sweatdrop*[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]FOOL! You've revealed the plan!

39 lashes for you. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Hejira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No fair! I demand 47![/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Fool! Can't you recognize the B5 references when you see them? ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Fool of a Took! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Foolish mortals! Trix are for kids![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But.... :pouts: I AM a kid![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're 20. You're not allowed to be a kid anymore. It's in the rules. Trust me, I checked very carefully when I turned 20.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But but but but.....
:sulks:


:crying:[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Here taya...

Add up all the time you have slept, take that from your age because it doesn't count, and then you have more time!

I, however, have easily five years to go. I better get ready with the sleep calculations though, don't wanna miss a second of fun.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah that's a good idea! Since I sleep almost a third of my life away, that makes me effectively.... thirteen! Yeah baby, yeah!


Still got seven more years-- and that's seven years AWAKE. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]my friend todd (aka he who knows all :eyeroll: ) says that you don't start growing up untill your 25 and your not an adult until your 30 therefor taya and i (and all that other twenty somethings) are still kids.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're all nuts!

But then, we already knew that...

One third off my life? That would make me 11! So then I wouldn't be allowed to drive a car for another 7 years. No thanks ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cat, who says 11 year old kids can't drive cars? They just have to avoid getting caught, that's all :D[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The law, the police, the government, probably the kid's parents, child's protections service, the ensurance company of the car, health care ensurance, maybe the kid him/herself. Just to name some.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Semantics, shadows, figures and numbers. There's still nothing stopping a truly determined 11 year old from driving ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Except one tiny thing: Lack of training.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There is no substitute for training like experience. The kid in question needs to go out there and see what the roads are really like.


And no, really, I'm not the devil in disguise![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ah, self training. Finding out how the car works for himself. But really, don't you think the kid could better start at a place without other traffic before he gets himself killed by driving (= crashing into trees and other cars) down the road?

(P.S. he could also be she, but I'm lazy.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Except one tiny thing: Lack of training.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's entirely possible that lack of height might also be a factor.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm sorry. Brain tired. Not in coherent working order. Will slink back into the freak corner now.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]It's entirely possible that lack of height might also be a factor.[/quote:post_uid0]
Nah, you just need a special car, made for eleven year old kids. Which no-one would make considering everyone is opposed to eleven-year-olds driving... I see your point. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"][quote:post_uid0]It's entirely possible that lack of height might also be a factor.[/quote:post_uid0]
Nah, you just need a special car, made for eleven year old kids. Which no-one would make[/quote:post_uid0]
It wouldn't matter whether anyone made such a thing. There are already plenty of golf carts around. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or go-carts, for that matter... We were in this place in Malaysia which had them and there were six and seven year olds racing them. (My sister included. Although she was more eight.)


Funness. :D[/color:post_uid0]