Do YOU refuse the future?

[Zeke]

Thanks to engrish.com, we now know exactly <a href="http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=ohana-sign.jpg">why the person can drink sake</a>. What's your reason?

[Chancellor Valium]

Hmmm...Because it can heal the dryness of the place?

While engrish.com does have some amazingly bad stuff, that exceptionite :D

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Reasons, reasons. I had to keep my second marriage a secret from my dead wife's family.

*pause*

Sorry, what were we talking about?

[Zeke]

Oh, while I'm throwing links out, pie chart (http://www.tevis.net/images/uploads/Pacman-Chart.gif).

[Nate the Great]

I don't know how to respond to that chart. Is it witty and clever beyond belief, or unbearably lame? I'm still in conflict over that one.

[mudshark]

Yes. Yes, I do.

[Chancellor Valium]

But do you carry dangerous things as Gases and passions? (http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=gasses-and-passions.jpg&category=Engrish%20from%20Other%20Countries&date=2007-03-22)

[mudshark]

:D

Those might depend more upon what I last had to eat.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Dryness of the place is a terrible affliction and not one to be laughed at.

[MaverickZer0]

As an expert (read: bored) Engrish translator, I shall do my best.

-National holidays
-To taste sweetness
-For personal reasons
-To quench thirst
-To...forget the past? I don't know on that one.

[AKAArzosah]

Perhaps as a way of calming nerves for a future event?

[Zeke]

Or denying to oneself that it's coming. Getting your mind off it by, um, turning off your mind.

[mudshark]

So play the game "Existence" to the end
Of the beginning, of the beginning...

[Chancellor Valium]

Err...

Don't pick it up, pick it up, pick it up,
Quick, pass it on, pass it on, pass it on,
?