Block 20 - Was it the same cat?

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Morpheus and Neo rejoin the others, who are heading for a building to leave the Matrix. As they climb the stairs, Neo sees a cat walk past -- twice. "Déjà vu," he remarks. That stops the others cold, because déjà vu, as Trinity explains, is usually the result of a glitch in the Matrix caused when the Agents change something. What they changed turns out to be the building -- its windows are now bricked up and its phone line is cut. Mouse is killed guarding the phone itself. As the Agents enter the building, Morpheus has an idea, and leads the team to the building's wetwall. Apoc hands Neo a gun, speaking his cool line ("I hope the Oracle gave you some good news.")

One to three scenes for this block, scene length being inversely proportional to how many we have. The synopsis is here (http://www.hackvan.com/pub/stig/scripture/matrix/23-glitch-in-the-matrix.txt). And now, new rules!

I've decided it's time to put an actual mechanism in place to make FBC go faster. So here's how it'll work for the next couple of blocks: for three days you guys propose possible scenes and work on them. On the fourth day, the vote is called (unless enough people feel we need more time). Each poster is allowed to vote for one scene not written by him. I may or may not vote, but I won't propose scenes; the other staffers can do as they will.

If this doesn't work out, we won't continue with it. But I've had enough complaints about the speed of this thing that it was time to get it on a schedule. We'll try this and see how it goes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*rummages through previous blocks, coughs and chokes on the dust*

[quote:post_uid0]I know an even better place for the Blue Screen of Death joke.

In the scene where there is a "glitch" in the matrix, which leads to Morpheus' capture. [/quote:post_uid0]

Now if only I could remember what the Blue Screen of Death joke was.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: Hey, I just saw the same black cat scurry by twice. Do you think someone's messing with the Matrix?
Morpheus: Nah, it's probably just a recursive temporal causality loop.
Neo: What in the world is [i:post_uid0]*that*[/i:post_uid0]?
Morpheus: I can't tell you. Temporal Prime Directive.
Neo: Whoa, deja vu!
Helicopter: Actually, Neo was right. For once.
Morpheus: Aw, nuts.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Now if only I could remember what the Blue Screen of Death joke was.[/quote:post_uid0]
Ziv the Remarkable Procrastinator to the rescue! It was in block 10:
[quote:post_uid0]Neo: We're in a computer?
Morpheus: Is that so hard to believe? Watch what happens when I try to do two things at once (White space turns blue)
Neo: 200 years in the future and you're *still* using Windows ME? [/quote:post_uid0]

Over here, it maybe can work as something like this:

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Uh-oh. The cat's taking to long to load. There's a glitch in Matrix.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue?
[b:post_uid0]Matrix:[/b:post_uid0] Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzer.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ohh, I like it! :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^^Stupid dial-up. I hope Morpheus had already reached a save point when that happened ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] That's funny. I thought I saw the same cat twice.
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Perhaps they'd like to join our mountaineering expidition.

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Whoa - deja vu...
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] What was that?
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Whoa - deja vu...
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] What was that?

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Whoa - that cat looked exactly the same as the cat that just walked by...
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Uh-oh. Red alert, everybody - fire at will!
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] ...except for the big white stripe...

[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Guarding, guarding, lalalalala...
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Red alert, Mouse - Neo saw two cats. I repeat, [i:post_uid0]two cats.[/i:post_uid0]
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Oh no! The door's walled shut!
[b:post_uid0]Heavily Armed Agents:[/b:post_uid0] The door's on this side, stupid.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^[i:post_uid0]"THERE . . . ARE . . . TWO . . . CATS!"[/i:post_uid0] ;)



Mouse: Oh, no! The windows are all blocked up!
Morpheus: Next time, let's set up in a building that [i:post_uid0]isn't[/i:post_uid0] abandoned and condemned.[/color:post_uid0]

[Pteryx]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: Whoa, cool, this really [i:post_uid0]is[/i:post_uid0] like a video game! When you leave a room and re-enter it, creatures like that cat respawn!
Trinity: Uh, that never happens unless the Agents change something in the Matrix.
Neo: You mean there are Gameshark codes too?![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: Hey! That cat is lagging seriously on this matrix server.
Trinity: He must be logged in using a router.

Mouse: This is my big scene.
*gets the big machine guns out*
Mouse: DIE! DIE! DIE! GAK!
Solder: Heh, the lagging cat got em good.

Agent Smith: They are on the 47th floor
Agent Brown: The elevator is broke.
Agent Smith: Find someone to morph into on that floor.
Agent Brown: There isnt anyone.
Agent Smith: Who designed this building anyway?
Agent Brown: You did.[/color:post_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Why are there two cats?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] There is no cat.

[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, there was a door here last time I played this level...
[b:post_uid0]SWAT Team:[/b:post_uid0] That's what you get for camping.
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Just wait until I respawn, and I'll kick your rear twelve different flavours of hell!
[b:post_uid0]SWAT Team:[/b:post_uid0] This is Last Man Standing, remember?
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Oh no! Anyone but Bruce Willis! GAK!

[b:post_uid0]Agent Smith:[/b:post_uid0] It is a day so long in coming I am uncertain how to celebrate it.
[b:post_uid0]Agent Brown:[/b:post_uid0] Perhaps...a quiet chuckle.
[b:post_uid0]Agent Smith: [/b:post_uid0] Very well. Let us...chuckle.

(Apoc hands Neo a pistol.)
[b:post_uid0]Apoc:[/b:post_uid0] If you shoot yourself in the foot and cry like a baby, they might ignore you.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] I don't know what's worse - that you're suggesting it or that I'm considering it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Weird - that same cat just walked by twice.
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, no! That means they're making changes to the Matrix!
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Like... adding in another cat?

[quote:post_uid0]Agent Smith: It is a day so long in coming I am uncertain how to celebrate it.
Agent Brown: Perhaps...a quiet chuckle.
Agent Smith: Very well. Let us...chuckle.[/quote:post_uid0]

I liked this one a lot. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Me too. I'm sure it's meant as a reference that I don't recognize, but it's just so goofy...



Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see the same feline do it again, is that a sign you're about to experience a catastrophe?
Morpheus: It is if you're being hunted cat-and-mouse. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse.
Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK!
Agents: Yes, they are.
Morpheus: Drat, too late. Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's a Transformers reference. More specifically, two Quintessons utter it in Five Faces of Darkness.

I didn't have more than a fuzzy memory of finding that hilarious, but luckily, there are good quote lists for that cartoon. :)

Gatac[/color:post_uid0]

[JobeGDG]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Gatac"][b:post_uid0]Agent Smith:[/b:post_uid0] It is a day so long in coming I am uncertain how to celebrate it.
[b:post_uid0]Agent Brown:[/b:post_uid0] Perhaps...a quiet chuckle.
[b:post_uid0]Agent Smith: [/b:post_uid0] Very well. Let us...chuckle.[/quote:post_uid0]
I liked this one a lot, too.

This is sort of a revision of Standback'sÂ…

[b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: Hey, a black cat! Hey, a black cat!
[b:post_uid0]Trinity[/b:post_uid0]: Oh no! They're making changes to the Matrix!
[b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: Like adding another cat? That's a lot of back luckÂ…
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] GAK!
[b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: See?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This refers to The Internet Oracle (nee The Usenet Oracle), and may be familiar to about three people. I meant to suggest it last scene, and completely forgot.

Morpheus (or whoever): I hope the Oracle gave you some good news.
Neo: I owe the Oracle a happy meal. She said it had better be singing and dancing.[/color:post_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Revised:

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, an instant replay! Did I miss an action scene?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] The Matrix does not obey the laws of causality as you know them.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] So the action scene comes now?
[b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] I hate it when you're right.

[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Who tuned this wall in?
[b:post_uid0]SWAT Guy:[/b:post_uid0] Sleep. And lay down your guns.
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] You can have my guns if you pry them out of my cold, dead hands!
[b:post_uid0]SWAT Guy:[/b:post_uid0] Your proposal...is acceptable.

(Leave the chuckle, since everyone seems to like it.)

(Apoc hands Neo a pistol.)
[b:post_uid0]Apoc:[/b:post_uid0] And remember, two bucks late fee, no exceptions.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]One-liners for Mouse:

[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Omigod! It's a [i:post_uid0]brick wall![/i:post_uid0]

or:

[i:post_uid0]Mouse's Log: Well, I got killed, which kinda sucks. But hey, I finally got to fire those cool machine guns. Go me![/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Agents: Surrender and die.
Mouse: We'll see about that, sugar.
Agents: How do you plan to defend yourself from bullets with a katana?

Reference, anyone? (Doesn't quite work, since the character being referenced is female and our Mouse is male)[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Reference, anyone?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]ReBoot?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]ReBoot?[/quote:post_uid0]

You are correct, sir.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just begging for a [i:post_uid0]Doctor Who[/i:post_uid0] reference (or three):

Neo: Odd. I saw that same robotic dog just a second ago.
Trinity: Not good. Either we're being chased by a talking cactus, or the Agents have changed something.
Neo: So that's why I'm wearing a scarf and hat.

SWAT Guy: Die fledermaus!
Mouse: Not the opera puns...! GAK!

I shall try and think of something a little more sane tomorrow.[/color:post_uid0]

[dsbs]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]love this:

SWAT Guy: Die fledermaus!
Mouse: Not the opera puns...! GAK!

(by the way, thanks people for explaining the registration and inviting me in)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A somewhat different version of my latest block:


Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see an identical feline do it again, is the second one considered a dupli-cat?
Morpheus: More like a sign of impending catastrophe. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse.
Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK!
Agents: Yes, they are.
Morpheus: Rats, Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: Hmmm, a lagging cat
Morpheus: Mouse, watch out for the lagging cat
Mouse: Great, i'm trapped like a rat.
Swat Guy: Don't be such a brat.
Mouse: Oh, before I die, can I at least get to wear your hat?
Swat Guy: No
Mouse: Drat![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]A somewhat different version of my latest block:


Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see an identical feline do it again, is the second one considered a dupli-cat?
Morpheus: More like a sign of impending catastrophe. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse.
Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK!
Agents: Yes, they are.
Morpheus: Rats, Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like this one. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I meant to call a vote yesterday, but I'm not sure we're really at that point yet. What do you guys think?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think we've probably got enough proposals that it would be justifiable. On the other hand, I'm not sure I've run out of "cat" jokes yet. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Eh - I'm all tapped out. I've no objection to the voting beginning.[/color:post_uid0]

[Pteryx]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, so long as we're voting, I like this one of JobeGDG's:

[quote:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: Hey, a black cat! Hey, a black cat!
[b:post_uid0]Trinity[/b:post_uid0]: Oh no! They're making changes to the Matrix!
[b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: Like adding another cat? That's a lot of bad luckÂ…
[b:post_uid0]Mouse[/b:post_uid0]: GAK!
[b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: See?[/quote:post_uid0]

Oh, and I also like this first title whatever wise guy is responsible gave me. Â :) Â -- Pteryx[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quote:post_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Uh-oh. The cat's taking to long to load. There's a glitch in Matrix.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue?
[b:post_uid0]Matrix:[/b:post_uid0] Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzer.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see the same feline do it again, is that a sign you're about to experience a catastrophe?
Morpheus: It is if you're being hunted cat-and-mouse. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse.
Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK!
Agents: Yes, they are.
Morpheus: Drat, too late. Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]This is where my vote is going[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I vote for Standback's 'Blue Screen of Death' block.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I still like[quote:post_uid0]Neo: Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
Trinity: Uh-oh. The cat's taking to long to load. There's a glitch in Matrix.
Neo: What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue?
Matrix: Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzer.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.[/quote:post_uid0]
But I think there should be a scene with Mouse in it, too.[/color:post_uid0]

[dsbs]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I also vote for standback's version (jic: the one one where the universe must be rebooted)[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's 4 for the Blue Screen of Death, one for Jobe's "bad luck - GAK", and one NAHT's catcatcatcat one.

I'm in favor of the BSoD, which is mine, so I can't vote for it, so I'm not voting... but I agree that we need a scene for mouse. Maybe we could rewrite the cat puns for a Mouse-only scene?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm quite partial to the Die Fliedermaus pun.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Have Ivoted yet? If not, count my vote towards the BSoD one. And this keyboard sucks. ::thwaps it soundly:: the space bar doesn't work properly! GAUGH![/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The opera pun's good by me, too... what do y'all think?[/color:post_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Another vote for the "Reboot the Universe" block here.

Gatac[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Standback"][b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Guarding, guarding, lalalalala...
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Red alert, Mouse - Neo saw two cats. I repeat, [i:post_uid0]two cats.[/i:post_uid0]
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Oh no! The door's walled shut!
[b:post_uid0]Heavily Armed Agents:[/b:post_uid0] The door's on this side, stupid.[/quote:post_uid0]
The Fledermaus pun is great, but I really like Trinity's "two cats" warning.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Perhaps it could be grafted onto another block? It doesn't really work all that well with the Doctor Who block, but I was too lazy to come up with another one to stick on the end of.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The BSoD seems agreed upon... should we graft the Fledermaus?

[quote:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Uh-oh. The cat's taking to long to load. There's a glitch in Matrix.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue?
[b:post_uid0]Matrix:[/b:post_uid0] Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzer.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.

[b:post_uid0]SWAT Guy:[/b:post_uid0] Die fledermaus!
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Not the opera puns...! GAK![/quote:post_uid0]
This is what I'd favor. There's also my Mouse scene (quoted by Scooter above, featuring "I repeat, [i:post_uid0]two cats[/i:post_uid0]"), or else maybe we should try coming up with more jokes for this scene.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, also, we seemed to liked Gatac's, which doesn't overlap either the BSoD or the Mouse scene:
[quote:post_uid0]Agent Smith: It is a day so long in coming I am uncertain how to celebrate it.
Agent Brown: Perhaps...a quiet chuckle.
Agent Smith: Very well. Let us...chuckle.[/quote:post_uid0]
But I'm not certain where in the sequence this is supposed to fit in exactly. Gatac?[/color:post_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hm. Difficult really. I usually try to do a block for every major scene, and this was "Agents walk in and look up the staircase". (Yeah, yeah, I'm longwinded.)

I'm not certain we can fit this here. Maybe we should save it for the interrogation of Morpheus.

Gatac[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]OK, here's a couple of thoughts on Mouse's death scene. Two variations on the same joke. Zeke, stop me if you want to hold fast to the three-day-blockwriting limit, but we seem to be at a standstill regarding this particular young rodent.

[quote:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Cypher:[/b:post_uid0] So, hypothetically, if I were to kill off all the minor characters one by one - anyone in particular you'd like to see dead?
[b:post_uid0]All:[/b:post_uid0] [i:post_uid0]Mouse.[/i:post_uid0]
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] GAK![/quote:post_uid0]

or:

[quote:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Cypher:[/b:post_uid0] So, hypothetically, if I were to kill off all the minor characters one by one - anybody wanna go first?
[b:post_uid0]Apoc:[/b:post_uid0] Not me.
[b:post_uid0]Switch:[/b:post_uid0] Not me.
[b:post_uid0]Dozer:[/b:post_uid0] Nu-uh.
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] GAK![/quote:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]First one. It's quick, dirty and to the point.

Gatac[/color:post_uid0]

[g-blatt]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: Whoa deja vu...
Trinity: What's deja vu?
Neo: It's a thing whare you think you've seen something twice but that's not inportint now. I just saw these cats.
Trinity: Red alert, Mouse - Neo saw two cats. I repeat, [i:post_uid0]two cats.[/i:post_uid0]
Mouse: Oh no! The door's walled shut!
Heavily Armed Agents: The door's on this side, stupid.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]We are in voting stage, but that is a good one anyway.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I believe that [i:post_uid0]was[/i:post_uid0] his vote. ;)

I dunno, I'm not too sure....oo :bigsmile:....*gets distracted*...anyway, I've not voted because I really don't know which one to vote for. There are a lot of good blocks so far, that's for sure :)[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm going to let this block go until I get back from my trip, which will be Sunday afternoon. (I know I said I'd stop it over a week ago, but it just hasn't seemed to be dying down.) At that point I'll definitely be calling a vote unless one has already been called.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well? What do we do now?[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]We've got BSoD for the cat/deja vu scene. We need to vote on an independant Mouse block. None of the existing ones have enjoyed overwhelming support. Any forthcoming overwhelming support would be extremely welcome.

Go ahead. Any time you're ready.[/color:post_uid0]

[dsbs]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hmm. Well, even if we aren't voting, I still enjoyed the die fladermous pun the most.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]All right, heck with this. Anyone object to the following?

[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Uh-oh. The cat's taking to long to load. There's a glitch in Matrix.
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue?
[b:post_uid0]Matrix:[/b:post_uid0] Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzer.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.

[b:post_uid0]SWAT Guy:[/b:post_uid0] Die fledermaus!
[b:post_uid0]Mouse:[/b:post_uid0] Not the opera puns...! GAK![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Since I am in favor of that first scene, and don't really have an opinion on the second, no objection here.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Do it, Rockapella.

*blank looks*

No objections.[/color:post_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Second here. Lock and load it.

Gatac[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Looks good to me. Except I don't know how (or if) they spelled it in the movie, but in the Bible it's "Nebuchadnezz[b:post_uid0]a[/b:post_uid0]r". ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No objections from this side of the sanity fence. Go Zeke! ::ahem::[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I favor, make it Law[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think that counts as a "yes."[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That I am happy with.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

Good. The matter is closed.