June 11 (ZZ5MV dropped)

[Zeke]

<p>Okay, this has gone on long enough. (And then longer.) I'm <i>still</i> going to come back to this zombie thing eventually, goddammit, but it's time to restore the main page. I'm out of town for the next few days for my convocation; when I get back I'll try to finally get the site moving again. And yes, there'll be an anniversary event, though not on the 15th (I won't be back yet, and that was an arbitrary date anyway).

[PointyHairedJedi]

YOUR MOM.



...

*Shrugs*

I dunno, it seemed like a good idea ten seconds ago. Who knows why?

[Nate the Great]

Zombie Zombie Zombie FiveMinute.Net? Is that like a triple negative or something? :)

Actually, just call it Zombie^3 FiveMinute.Net next time. We're all nerds here, right?

[Chancellor Valium]

Quite possibly.

That doesn't mean we're all maths-obsessed, though.

Why don't we call it FiveMinute.Net Netjeryhedjet-Hekaiunushema Meryamun Nubkaure-Khaemwast?

[Zeke]

Heading for convocation in a few minutes. Wish me luck not collapsing from the heat and/or boredom; even with the ceremonies split between departments, this is gonna take forever.

Don't expect much in the way of posting until Monday; all I have to browse with is my PSP. This post is an exception since I'm at a school kiosk.

[Nate the Great]

Hope springs eternal.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Watch out for those sharp ends though, you could lose an eye on those.

Congratulations, Zeke! Convocation is the thing with wooden paddles and goose fat, right?

EDIT: My bad, of course you're not referring to the Anglican church there. I'm so slow tonight.

[Chancellor Valium]

EDIT: My bad, of course you're not referring to the Anglican church there. I'm so slow tonight.
xD

[PointyHairedJedi]

Mister Valium, I appear to have tickled you. :D

[Chancellor Valium]

Mister Valium, I appear to have tickled you. :D

I believe the correct response is:

La, sir!

[NAHTMMM]

Congratulations, Zeke! :)

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Congratulations, *Master* Zeke. Show some respect for one of the Overeducated Brethren.

Welcome to the club, Zeke.

[Alexia]

*bears*

[mudshark]

Bears? Where?! o_0

[Zeke]

*bears*

I appreciate that, Lexy. (Those who don't get it, check the front page.)

[Alexia]

You don't get rid of me that easy ;)

[Wowbagger]

Oh no! Not bears! (http://www.wikiality.com/Bears)

[Zeke]

Quick announcement: you've probably noticed that the forums look slightly different. This is because Antony just updated us to the latest version. It should hold the spambots back for a while if nothing else.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Clearly, the solution is just to give me more power. Because the solution to every problem is to give me more power.

Muwahahahahahahahahah!!


(Also I seem to have become one of those posters who comes round like a comet every once in a while, in my case one of those ones where there's a good chance they might come back and kill everyone on the planet in a few decades down the line.)

[Nate the Great]

Well, I'm still faithful. The main page is still my homepage, so I see it at least twice a day.

[Zeke]

Update tomorrow that you will not BELIEVE. Stay tuned.

[Nate the Great]

"I don't know about that. I can imagine quite a bit."

[Chancellor Valium]

Hmm. Seems this was the perfect time for a fly-by-check-the-place-is-still running, then. :)

[Celeste]

Times a ticken, zekey-poo. ;)

[MaverickZer0]

Is 'tomorrow' an unknown variable like soon or do you actually mean today?

Alternate joke special DVD cut: What time zone are you using to judge 'tomorrow' off of?

[Nate the Great]

We will eventually get you trained to NEVER make promises. You could've just waited until the actual update and created a new thread, you know. I mean, the update e-mail list is still active, right?

[Zeke]

You really think I haven't learned that yet? The update was all but ready to go last night, and I'm uploading as we speak. (It hasn't been 24 hours, you bastards.)

[Andy Taylor]

Aww bless, saw this thread after I saw the new one with the muchas coolus update. I guess some soons will always be not-soons? ;)

[PointyHairedJedi]

Confusingly, not only are all times soon, but all times are not-soon too. It's either Buddhist or quantum, or even quantum-Buddhist (which I imagine would really be a mind-trip).