November 9: T10

[Zeke]

Okay, I'm not going to panic.
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As you've probably noticed, I have come down with the Ring Virus. These things happen. I will use my head and think this through.
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Samara wants something. If I can appease her, everything will be peachy.
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Let's try this: <a href="../top10/106.html">The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is Samara Morgan</a>.
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There! Our first new <i>Ring</i> content since '05. How 'bout that, Samara?
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Samara?
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Sama--

[NAHTMMM]

She has little habits that are starting to annoy you, such as making you cough up giant insects that you're almost sure you never swallowed in the first place
*snerk* It's the "almost" that really elevates this one.