hey, I'm new too - God, I hope no one flames me

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hello everone. I'm kind of new here. I posted one post under STPDO in the old 3sygma forums. Just wanted to say Hi and leave a trap for Zeke. (But only if he is in season.)

hi!!!! come here!!!! looookie loookie!!!!!!![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Trust me, no one will flame you. Fire is illegal on this website. Just the tiniest spark could set all the Chakotay jokes ablaze and the whole place would burn down. :D
So how do you bait a trap for Zeke? :S

Anyway, hi there! :)

(Edit) Never mind about the question. I remember how. :embarrassed:[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Welcome back to the boards, Captain Galactic. Your timing, as always, is quite exceptional. Just in time to die.

::: levels Hammer of Smiting :::[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]NAH: roflmao

Zeke: I thought Kira had that hammer of smiting.

Captain Galactic: y0, welcome to the forums, try not to get lost in the plethera of posting.[/color:post_uid0]

[Derek]

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Just in time to die.

::: levels Hammer of Smiting :::[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]This part of the post reminds me: Will Zuke be returning to the boards?[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Good question. We [i:post_uid0]are[/i:post_uid0] getting close to the anniversary of his takeover....[/color:post_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]CG[/b:post_uid0] <-- That's an awesome avatar you got there!
:D
Too bad you didn't use the anime version of [b:post_uid0]Strong Bad.[/b:post_uid0]
:mad:
Also, no one should ever flame a [b:post_uid0]Newb[/b:post_uid0] on this Board,
cuz we [i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]ALL[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0] used to be unfamiliar here too. (Except for
the ppl who run the website.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He started it.[/color:post_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]He started it.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]My side, yr side!
Yr side, my side!
:swear:
If you don't calm down, somebody's gonna
get thrown into the Aurora chair![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Too bad you didn't use the anime version of Strong Bad.
[/quote:post_uid0]

You gotta have blue hair.

And the mouth: really small when closed...ridiculously large when open.

Maybe I should use Trogdor as an avatar.[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sorry for not responding sooner, but I had karate and then had to fix up my wireless network. ummmm....anyhoo...
FatMat-I couldn't find a Stinko Man avatar. would be cool though. I just liked the dance he was doing.

And please, don't fight. You look like children. Except children with a Hammer of Smighting and Aurora chair. (god, I'd [b:post_uid0]hate[/b:post_uid0] being the parents of you two) :D

Zeke: FatMat took my ball! *TWHACK*
FatMat:HE TOOK MY BARBIE!! *zapfizzlepop*
MamaFatZeke: Do I have to get out the Aurora Hammer of Smighting...chairs...[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quote:post_uid0="Captain Galactic"][color=#000000:post_uid0]!![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Again[/i:post_uid0] he does it! Can I really be blamed for violent thoughts?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Again he does it! Can I really be blamed for violent thoughts?[/quote:post_uid0]

Not at all. We all have our irrational random hot-buttons.

For example, I froth at the mouth when people misuse an apostrophe.[/color:post_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Again[/b:post_uid0] he does it![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Maybe his keyboard is broken, or maybe the fear of
being hit by the hammer causes another exclamation
point to be pressed.
:p
[b:post_uid0]Sa'ar Chasm[/b:post_uid0] <-- Very cool! You quoted almost the
whole thing he says in that "answering E-mail" flash
cartoon.
:D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Sa'ar Chasm <-- Very cool! You quoted almost the
whole thing he says in that "answering E-mail" flash
cartoon.
[/quote:post_uid0]

In the course of a week I discovered that three people I knew watched StrongBad emails...two of whom were my profs.

Y'wanna know something sad? I can quote pretty much the entire guitar email. Same for Ali (and Ali's sister).[/color:post_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Heheheh. StrongBad emails. One of my friends pointed me to that site (http://www.homestarrunner.com, btw). I didn't find it as funny as she seemed to but I got a kick out of it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]StrongBad emails. One of my friends pointed me to that site [/quote:post_uid0]

And then you tried to introduce me to Trogdor when I was complaining about reality and demanding to know where my dragon was.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]How come [i:post_uid0]I[/i:post_uid0] don't have a dragon! ::whines:: Zeeeeeeekeeeeee Get me a dragon!

::curtseys then runs::[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I've got your dragon right here. ::: cocks the Hammer :::[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::Running::[/color:post_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Kira"]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/quote:post_uid0]
:S

:think:


:O

Zeke, are you sure you aren't going overboard with this cloning business? :S[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[quote:post_uid0="Kira"][color=#000000:post_uid0]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kira, did you let him distract you while you were in Ottawa? ::Shakes her head slowly:: There's your problem.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"StrongBad"? The hell? I thought that was Spawn. Hence the cleverness of reusing Kosst's "Not really Batman" title.

StrongBad. Yeesh.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/quote:post_uid0]

No-one ever seemws to want to steal my Kipper of Thwapping....[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]"StrongBad"? The hell? I thought that was Spawn. [/quote:post_uid0]

Who wants to watch Spawn emails? Can Spawn play meedleymeedleymeedley on the guitar?

[quote:post_uid0]No-one ever seems to want to steal my Kipper of Thwapping....[/quote:post_uid0]

Well, ever since it knocked off Mr. Leeman, it's gone a bit rank.[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey-o! I'm still in my anti-Zeke spacestation until he calms down. Or Celeste gets her bloodshed.

Insted of "Not quite Batman" I'm now "WeakGood". Coooool. But seriously, Zeke, [i:post_uid0]Spawn? [b:post_uid0]Spawn?[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0] I'm almost hoping Zuke'll come back. I will be his accoplice. Colonial Universal...has a ring to it.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just don't connect Kira (our Kira) with the term "Colonel" (which I'd like to take a moment to explicitly, earnestly, and emphatically state right now that I am not doing so, and indeed do not condone the doing of, but instead heartily recommend against it). Combine such an event with your riling of Zeke, and you'll be stuck in space stations till the break of "soon". :O


(Come to think of it, Kira, as far as "the" Hammer of Smiting is concerned, maybe you just stole a generic-brand whacker he keeps around for when his name-brand Hammer is at the local smith's for polishing and stuff. :D)[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]...and you'll be stuck in space stations till the break of "soon". :O...[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey, I won't mind. This space station is pretty spiffy. But unfortunatly, the armor can't hold a combined attack from Zeke & Kira. Maybe one or the other, but not both. Plus, I don't wanna get [b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]both[/i:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0] Gods of 5MV angry. Who knows what terrors they could unleash when they combine their powers...[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Who knows what terrors they could unleash when they combine their powers...[/quote:post_uid0]

Kira and Zeke are the Wonder Twins?

(Hands up anybody who gets that...hell, *I* barely get that).[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No offense to Kira and Zeke, but in terms of sheer physical violence, Celeste worries me more than the two of them put together. ;)

::hides from Celeste::[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Kira and Zeke are the Wonder Twins?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's all well and good for Kira, but all I get is water powers. Real useful. "Form of... a puddle! You know, so the bad guys might slip and fall. Shut up."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]"Form of... a puddle! You know, so the bad guys might slip and fall. Shut up."[/quote:post_uid0]

Congratulations Zeke. Five points and a cupcake for picking up on obscure references from 80s cartoons.

*mops up Zeke's puddle*[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think more of "Captain planet" when I hear "Combing their powers."

and... ::barks at NAH::[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Me too.

And... Eek! :O

::hides harder::[/color:post_uid0]

[SimonBob]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]So much [i:post_uid0]violence![/i:post_uid0] Mellow out, children! Listen to some jazz, maybe some classical.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::puts on the "Fur Elise" and waits for someone to mention the 1812 Overture::[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]::puts on the "Fur Elise" and waits for someone to mention the 1812 Overture::[/quote:post_uid0]

The 1812 Overture. And as only I know, the speaker right next to the 12-foot-tall poster of Zuke on my staton plays free-form jazz 24/7/364. (on Christmas, it plays Trans-Siberian Orchestra) :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Derek]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]waits for someone to mention the 1812 Overture::[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I had a friend who said he once went to a performance of the 1812 Overture with [i:post_uid0]real[/i:post_uid0] cannons. Needless to say, I'm extremely envious.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't they use cannons for [i:post_uid0]Pops Goes the Fourth[/i:post_uid0] or whatever it is the A&E channel shows every year for the Fourth of July?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Don't they use cannons for Pops Goes the Fourth or whatever it is the A&E channel shows every year for the Fourth of July?[/quote:post_uid0]

It goes something like "dadadaDadadadaDadadada da da daa DUCK!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Heh, my computer is named SPAWN. HellSPAWN when I'm particularly ticked at it. Hehehehe...

Why is it taboo to associate Her Fiverness with the, er, C-word?

JAZZ?!

MUST NOT... GORE...


~Nan[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]From the Kira FAQ:
[quote:post_uid0]Q: Can I call you "Colonel"?

Only if you won't mind eating through a tube for a couple months.[/quote:post_uid0]

Ouch... :O[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[quote:post_uid0="Captain Galactic"][color=#000000:post_uid0](on Christmas, it plays Trans-Siberian Orchestra) :D[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I LOVE Trans-Siberian Orchestra!! I have all their CDs, including the non christmas one. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Q: Can I call you "Colonel"?

Only if you won't mind eating through a tube for a couple months.[/quote:post_uid0]

I came up with another appellation that she didn't kill me for.

Kira, my silence can be bought *g*

Edit: She bought it with the Hammer of Smiting.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]From the Kira FAQ:
[quote:post_uid0]Q: Can I call you "Colonel"?

Only if you won't mind eating through a tube for a couple months.[/quote:post_uid0]

Ouch... :O[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes, but WHY?




~Nan, who likes her own Evil Lord of Admin title just find and is stuck at Lieutenant Col--er, uh... <01., anyway. *backs.. away... slowly*[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't they use cannons for [i:post_uid0]Pops Goes the Fourth[/i:post_uid0] or whatever it is the A&E channel shows every year for the Fourth of July?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Whatever they use, this one (http://www.ecamltd.com/darwin.html) is a topper.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Whatever they use, this one is a topper.[/quote:post_uid0]

It's fairly obvious it's an Urban Legend. Who mutes during a thunderous piece like the 1812 Overture?



Well, that and it says "Urban Legend" at the top of the page.

Anyone else spot fallacies?[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That was funny. Good thing it's not, y'know, true.[/color:post_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There's tons of other urban legends at the Darwin Awards website (http://www.darwinawards.com)

There's a lot of funny stuff there! Too bad most of it probably isn't true.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quote:post_uid0="Wonko The Sane"][color=#000000:post_uid0]There's tons of other urban legends at the Darwin Awards website (http://www.darwinawards.com)

There's a lot of funny stuff there! Too bad most of it probably isn't true.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ Actually, many of the Darwin Award stories are verified. The one to which I posted a link above, however, was not.

Too bad. That would have been something to see. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[SimonBob]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Nan"][quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"]From the Kira FAQ:
[quote:post_uid0]Q: Can I call you "Colonel"?

Only if you won't mind eating through a tube for a couple months.[/quote:post_uid0]

Ouch... :O[/quote:post_uid0]
Yes, but WHY?[/quote:post_uid0]
I find it strangely funny how, despite being one of the least-active people on a primarily Star Trek based forum, I'm the one who gets to remind you of Colonel Kira from DS9. When the guy who wrote 5MCT has to remind you who the characters are, it's life re-evaluation time... ;) jk!

Edit: It occured to me afterwards that maybe everyone [i:post_uid0]did[/i:post_uid0] know and they just weren't saying it because once you say something like this out loud it makes the joke obvious and ruins the hilarity. If I ruined everyone's good time, sorry. If, on the other hand, I cleared up an honest issue, please reassure me that I did the right thing, as I'm very nervous around awkward situations like these.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There is no [i:post_uid0]good[/i:post_uid0] reason I dislike the C-word as applied to me. I just can't stand the phrase "Colonel Kira". I tend to think of "Major Kira" as the character whose name I stole.

No, that doesn't mean you can call me "Major."[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quote:post_uid0="SimonBob"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Edit: It occured to me afterwards that maybe everyone [i:post_uid0]did[/i:post_uid0] know and they just weren't saying it because once you say something like this out loud it makes the joke obvious and ruins the hilarity. If I ruined everyone's good time, sorry. If, on the other hand, I cleared up an honest issue, please reassure me that I did the right thing, as I'm very nervous around awkward situations like these.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Actually, I don't think it's either. I'm sure Nan knows about Colonel Kira; what she was wondering was why the comparison bugs [i:post_uid0]our[/i:post_uid0] Kira.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I just can't stand the phrase "Colonel Kira". I tend to think of "Major Kira" as the character whose name I stole.
[/quote:post_uid0]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that Nana Visitor asked for the promotion 'cause she was feeling left out. Everyone else got more pips - Sisko, Dax, Bashir - but she didn't. The new haircut looked kinda silly, though.

What this has to do with anything, I'm not sure. Relevence is irrelevent.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]I seem to recall reading somewhere that Nana Visitor asked for the promotion 'cause she was feeling left out. Everyone else got more pips - Sisko, Dax, Bashir - but she didn't.[/quote:post_uid0]
Did she have similar reasons for wanting the catsuit? :D

(And relevance isn't irrelevant; that's a common misconception. [i:post_uid0]Logic[/i:post_uid0] is irrelevant. Relevance is futile, and futility is illogical. Inanity, by contrast, is just inane.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And to quote Bill Shatner, "irony can be pretty ironic sometimes."

(That was from [i:post_uid0]Airplane II: The Sequel[/i:post_uid0], by the way.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Zeke"](And relevance isn't irrelevant; that's a common misconception. [i:post_uid0]Logic[/i:post_uid0] is irrelevant. Relevance is futile, and futility is illogical. Inanity, by contrast, is just inane.)[/quote:post_uid0]
Your inane attempt to confuse me with irrelevant statements is futile.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No, it's illogical. Have you learned nothing?[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::grumbles:: I need to come here more often, I totally missed the Homestar discussion and my chance in interject about jazz. Oh, and to welcome CG. D'oh.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][quote:post_uid0="Zeke"](And relevance isn't irrelevant; that's a common misconception. [i:post_uid0]Logic[/i:post_uid0] is irrelevant. Relevance is futile, and futility is illogical. Inanity, by contrast, is just inane.)[/quote:post_uid0]
Your inane attempt to confuse me with irrelevant statements is futile.[/quote:post_uid0]
[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"]No, it's illogical. Have you learned nothing?[/quote:post_uid0]

By your own suddenly-momentarily-relevant statement, futility is illogical. Therefore, using the irrelevance that is logic, by saying that your statements are futile, I also said that they are illogical. Therefore, your latest quoted post was extraneous and too-much-overly redundant. Furthermore, it was unnecessary and repetitive.

This concludes this irrelevant post. Unless I find a handy evil-grin smiley to add.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I find we're conspicuously lacking in evil emoticons. What's that about? ;)







Nan[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Why don't we have evil emoticons? Because we are all law-abiding, good little boys and girls who eat cherry pie. Evil is bad. Barney told us this. All hail Barney! Sing along!

[i:post_uid0]Barney is a dinosaur...[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]. Evil is bad. Barney told us this. [/quote:post_uid0]

But Barney is Evil, which means Barney is Bad, which means we should ignore what he says, but then that means that Evil isn't Bad, so we shouldn't ignore Barney, but...

*Sa'ar's head explodes*[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Maye we should just have little Barney emoticons to denote evil. That'd certainly make me happy.[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yup, Barney is evil - and if anyone is going to dispute this - I have proof:

[quote:post_uid0]Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur
Prove: Barney is Satan

Step 1: The Romans had no letter "U" so they used "V'' instead for printing.

Therefore, the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Step 2: Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman neumerals, we have:

C V V L D I V

Step 3: The decimal equivalent of these Roman neumerals would be:

100 5 5 50 500 1 5

Step 4: Adding these numbers together would produce:

666

Step 5: 666 is the number of the beast

Therefore: Barney is Satan Q.E.D. [/quote:post_uid0]

This can be found on a number of websites - so feel free to cross reference ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Sax's 'Proof'[/quote:post_uid0]

And women are the root of all evil.

Women = time * money
But money = time, so
Women = money^2

But money is the root of all evil,
money = (evil)^1/2
money^2 = evil,
:. Women = Evil.

My female friends love this.[/color:post_uid0]

[Things Are Good]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I had not seen sax's proof before, so I laughed.[/color:post_uid0]

[MmeBlueberry]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sa'ar, gotta ask how you got the first equation there. I'd accept women = time + money without much of a problem, but time * money? Doesn't make sense to me.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Treating women right takes time and money. Mathematically, the "and" operation often translates to multiplication rather than addition.

On the other hand, you get a similar proof using your version:
women = time + money
women = time + (time)
women = 2 time
In other words, women are two-timers. I'd say that counts as evil. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:suspicious: are not.[/color:post_uid0]

[MmeBlueberry]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hmm...I always thought "and" was addition while "of" was multiplication. Oh well, I was only a math major for one semester.

Trying to get my thoughts together for refuting your proof. Basically, in your scenario, spending twice as much time (without money) is equal to spending time and money. Most women would probably want the money part and wouldn't accept the time = money substitution. Therefore, they would leave. Thus you're left with 2 time = 0.

It needs work, I know.[/color:post_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="MmeBlueberry"]...Most women would probably want the money part and wouldn't accept the time = money substitution. Therefore, they would leave. Thus you're left with 2 time = 0.[/quote:post_uid0]
That proves the "can't live with them" part, since women never stick around for any duration of time, and therefore you cannot do anything with them that requires duration (which rules out almost all action verbs, including "to live"). :smile: Now let's prove the "can't live without them" part if we can...[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, all I can come up with to prove the second part is that you can't be born without a woman being involved. Lame, but that's all I can think of. [img:post_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif[/img:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There's also of course the good ole' baby making machine...

Not that you sickos! I was referring to Huxley's [i:post_uid0]Brave New World[/i:post_uid0] of course.[/color:post_uid0]

[SimonBob]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Zeke, my friend, I haven't learned a [i:post_uid0]thing.[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]