5MST: Five-Minute "Spock's Brain"

[Zeke]

<p>Oh, nothing big today.
<p>Just our FIRST CANON TREK FIVER SINCE 2006.
<p>I reserved it when the subsite was created. I got halfway through it for the 5MST finale event. I finished it an hour ago. And given that this site makes fun of Star Trek, odds are you've been wondering where it was since you first visited.
<p>Ladies, gentlemen, and especially zombies... here is <a href="../startrek/fiver.php?ep=spocksbrain"><b>Five-Minute "Spock's Brain"</b></a>.

[Nate the Great]

So that's where those flying pigs outside my window came from...

[Derek]

I think you in particular, Kara, would be a super girl to start running a coffee franchise...

Defintely. Girl Power!

Wow. Great to see a canon fiver! Well, not that the fiver is canon, but...

[Wowbagger]

*applause*

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Sulu's Log: Yawn. If this is what command is like, count me out. I hope the away team isn't having all kinds of fun without me.
Away Team: YEAAAARRRGH!
Sweet.

*snigger*

Kirk: Those must be the functions of this base! Your "lungs" are venting air, your "nerves" are powering machinery...
Scotty: Sorry to interrupt, but we should get rid of these pain belts. Is there a waste disposal around here?
Kirk and Spock: ...
Scotty: *snort* Okay, I did that on purpose.

Took me a minute to get this, but it was worth the wait.

Kirk: Nonsense. You'll just need to climb up the long ladder to the surface and build a new civilization by breeding with the men. I'll help.
Kara: With the civilization part, you mean?
Kirk: (Damn.)

*snerk* Kirk will never not be dumb and horny.

Nice to see you back in form.

[NAHTMMM]

Oh, nothing big today.
Just our FIRST CANON TREK FIVER SINCE 2006.
Woooo!

I think you in particular, Kara, would be a super girl to start running a coffee franchise...
Oh, ouch and ouch again.

McCoy: All right, his vocal cords are connected.
Kirk: Great! Your turn, Spock -- tell him what to do!
Spock: ".nepir seert" teg uoy ,"esirpretnE" fo srettel eht pu xim uoy fI
Kirk: ...Bones, how did we get this far into the operation before I remembered that you hate him?
LOL

Also, nice blurb. And the waste disposal took me a few minutes too.