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NeoMatrix
05-02-2003, 10:47 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]On each Star Trek series, who is your favorite alien guest(like name the main alien that gets most of the action in an episode)? If you cant think of one, just name the alien race[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-03-2003, 12:09 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]DS9: Garak & Dukat, hands down. Other Cardassians (Damar, various one-episode guests) don't do much for me, but those two are played by phenomenal actors.

(t)NG: Q, obviously.

(t)OS: Sarek

VOY, ENT: I don't watch them.[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
05-03-2003, 12:34 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]how can you not watch VOY and ENT!?

::ahem:: For Voyager, Seska, hands down. And for TNG, I liked Deanna's mom. I'd spell her name but I can't remember how. :D As for Enterprise, no comment, TOS, I don't watch, DS9, I don't get.[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
05-03-2003, 12:50 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Her name's Lwaxana.

I really don't get to watch any of the series. So I'll just go with the tribbles where applicable. :smile: That'd be TOS and DS9, for the purposes of this thread. ;) ;) As for TNG, hmm, the word "episode" was distinctly used, so no opinion right now on that or VOY. Or ENT.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-03-2003, 01:11 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]how can you not watch VOY and ENT!?
[/quote:post_uid0]

How could you not watch TOS?

I forgot to mention Weyoun and Brunt. They come as a package, since they're both played by the same actor.[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
05-03-2003, 03:09 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think I'd be covered for TNG, DS9, VOY, and ENT if I just said Jeff Combs as well ;)[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-03-2003, 03:11 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]How could I forget Commander Tomalak, played by Andreas "G'Kar" Katsulas.[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-03-2003, 03:40 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dukat, Garak, the Romulan Commander played by Mark Lenard, Sarek (also Mark Lenard), Andreas Katsulas (more as Vissian dude than Tomalok)... er... can't think of any others right now.

That hever I fad bramaged my dain!

Nan, gonna milk that excuse for all it's worth ;)[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
05-03-2003, 07:15 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]If I say Vaughn Armstrong, how many series am I missing?[/color:post_uid0]

Katy Jane
05-03-2003, 07:27 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Voy: the evil guy from year of hell, (I use to know his name)
ENT: the vulcan from fallen hero (I use to know her name too, i think by brain is melting or something.)[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
05-05-2003, 10:56 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]TOS: Either Balok or Trelane, I can't make my mind up.
TNG: Mr. Homn.
DS9: The Founders.
VOY: The Q ("How many times do I have to tell you - don't annoy the Borg!")
ENT: Dr. Phlox (who I reckon is also the most underused charcter on that show).[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
05-05-2003, 01:48 PM
[quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000:post_uid0]ENT: Dr. Phlox (who I reckon is also the most underused charcter on that show).[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Even more than Mayweather? (Personaly I'd like to see more of Hoshi)[/color:post_uid0]

Katy Jane
05-05-2003, 04:12 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'd like to see more of all of them, but expecialy Phlox. I just watched Cogenator last night, (is that the name?)
"I have pictures!" :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
05-05-2003, 09:35 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Celeste"][quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]ENT: Dr. Phlox (who I reckon is also the most underused charcter on that show).[/quote:post_uid0]
Even more than Mayweather? (Personaly I'd like to see more of Hoshi)[/quote:post_uid0]

Yup. They could do so many interesting things with him, but instead he's been more or less ignored in that respect. He seems to spend most of his time standing around in sickbay with a slightly creepy smile on his face, or condemning sentient species to eventual doom.[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-06-2003, 03:56 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Borg, and Q win hands down for this one.

I stopped watching enterprise after six eps, so I can't say much about it. And everytime someone does 'ENT' the first thing that pops into mind are giant, walking, talking tree-beings.[/color:post_uid0]

Standback
05-07-2003, 09:15 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I definitely go with any character by Jeffery Combs. DS9 gets double-triple-quadruple credit for having so many great recurring characters - Weyoun, certainly, and of course Garak, Dukat, Damar, the Female Shapeshifter...

ENT - I'd go for Daniel (that's him, right? The guy from the future?)

TNG - Q, certainly. And Lore. Definitely Lore.

VOY - Hmm. I'm trying to think what recurring characters there *are*. Barcley and Troi, maybe, but I didn't like them in particular... The Borg Queen, I think, would be my pick here.

TOS I just don't know well enough...

-------[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-07-2003, 10:24 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I have seen some good answers, but what I was going for are characters you only see once that pretty much represent the alien species. Like when Voyager visits a planet, one or some of those aliens have lines and a name. And after that episode, you never see them again. That is what I was trying to go for, but you all have been doing a good job.[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-07-2003, 10:25 AM
[quote:post_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000:post_uid0]And everytime someone does 'ENT' the first thing that pops into mind are giant, walking, talking tree-beings.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]may I ask how?[/color:post_uid0]

FatMatDuhRat
05-07-2003, 03:18 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"]On each ST series, who is your favorite alien guest?[/quote:post_uid0]
[b:post_uid0]DS9[/b:post_uid0] -- Morn
[b:post_uid0]TOS[/b:post_uid0] -- Mudd (Awesome triligoy [b:post_uid0]DD![/b:post_uid0])
[b:post_uid0]NextGen[/b:post_uid0] -- The Rommies (becuase their
[b:post_uid0]D'Deriex-class[/b:post_uid0] ship is [b:post_uid0][u:post_uid0]VERY[/u:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0] cool to look at)

[b:post_uid0]VOY[/b:post_uid0] -- B-B-Barclay
[b:post_uid0]ENT[/b:post_uid0] -- The Andorians (their new antennae are
awesome)
[b:post_uid0]Animated Series[/b:post_uid0] -- Harvey the Neural Clone
:p :D[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
05-07-2003, 05:48 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0](becuase their
D'Deriex-class ship is VERY cool to look at)[/quote:post_uid0]

Hah - the Cardassians [b:post_uid0]Galor-class[/b:post_uid0] are waaay cooler.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-07-2003, 07:00 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]And everytime someone does 'ENT' the first thing that pops into mind are giant, walking, talking tree-beings.

may I ask how?[/quote:post_uid0]

Hrrrmmmm, hasty, so hasty, hoom hoom.[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-08-2003, 04:07 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Isn't it obvious?

It's from Macbeth. ;)

Ten points and a cookie for those who know the connection between Macbeth and the Ents.

~Nan[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
05-08-2003, 05:20 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Nan"]Isn't it obvious?

It's from Macbeth. ;)

Ten points and a cookie for those who know the connection between Macbeth and the Ents.

~Nan[/quote:post_uid0]
It's when Dawotsit Wood comes to Whatever-the-Castle-is-Called! :bigsmile:

And drat you, cursed Internet connection! Trying to make me miss out on a cookie! :madder:[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-08-2003, 05:30 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Saruman, your reign shall last until Fangorn Forest comes to Isengard.[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-08-2003, 07:00 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Very close.

As a boy in school, a young J.R.R. did not enjoy studying Shakespeare. He felt that the Dunsinane-traveling-forest thing was a cheap letdown (I'm paraphrasing) and preferred that the trees be able to march to war.

I'll give out the cookies anyway. :)

~Nan[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-08-2003, 07:04 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I'll give out the cookies anyway. [/quote:post_uid0]

Chocolate chips for whoever can tell me what [i:post_uid0]kelvar[/i:post_uid0] and [i:post_uid0]olvar[/i:post_uid0] mean.[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-08-2003, 07:25 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Animals and plants, respectively.[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-08-2003, 10:16 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Chocolate chips for whoever can tell me what [i:post_uid0]kelvar[/i:post_uid0] and [i:post_uid0]olvar[/i:post_uid0] mean.[/quote:post_uid0]
Kelvar is some kind of metal alloy, and olvar is... olvar is... a javascript variable that's grown kinda mouldy. (Ol' var, geddit?)

Okay, laaaame.... it just goes to show i will do anything for chocolate chips. :)[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-08-2003, 06:23 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Animals and plants, respectively.[/quote:post_uid0]
[quote:post_uid0]Kelvar is some kind of metal alloy, and olvar is... olvar is... a javascript variable that's grown kinda mouldy. (Ol' var, geddit?)
[/quote:post_uid0]

*pelts Nan with chocolate chips (technically, they're the spirits inhabiting the animal and plant bodies, I think), and pelts taya17 with consolation butterscotch chips for being punny*[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-09-2003, 12:54 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chocolate... easing... urge... to kill!



~Nan, who had a bad day at school as is feeling a little homicidal.[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-09-2003, 01:36 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]*pelts Nan with chocolate chips (technically, they're the spirits inhabiting the animal and plant bodies, I think), and pelts taya17 with consolation butterscotch chips for being punny*[/quote:post_uid0]
mmmmMMMm butterscotch....

*looks at fingers*

Now I really do have butterfingers.

*drops priceless Ming vase*

Oops!

*priceless Ming vase explodes and destroys unsuspecting starship*

Double oops!

(orange flavored cookie to the person who can identify the obscure reference) :D[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-09-2003, 01:39 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]orange flavored cookie to the person who can identify the obscure reference[/quote:post_uid0]

Or can tell me why it's called a Ming vase. Obvious guess doesn't count.[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-09-2003, 01:51 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]IIRC, the Ming vase is called a Ming vase because the art style came ot prominence during their authoritarian 17th century administration. Dynasty. Whatever.

Or something. Just a guess.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-09-2003, 02:09 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]IIRC, the Ming vase is called a Ming vase because the art style came ot prominence during their authoritarian 17th century administration. Dynasty. Whatever.
[/quote:post_uid0]

That was the obvious guess.
I too am looking for a reference. PHJ might get it.[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-09-2003, 02:16 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]This isn't a Flash Gordon reference, is it? ;)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
05-09-2003, 02:18 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It wouldn't happen to be referring to [i:post_uid0]The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy[/i:post_uid0], would it? That was the first thing that occurred to me. Well, actually the second thing; the first was a Clouseau-esque scene where the bumbling hero bumbles and unwittingly KO's a hidden attacker by doing so.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-09-2003, 02:24 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]No and no, although they're good guesses.

Think Discworld.[/color:post_uid0]

Standback
05-09-2003, 06:44 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]That... narrows it down considerably.

[quote:post_uid0]'Why's it called Ming?' said the Archchancellor, on cue. The Bursar tapped the pot. It went [i:post_uid0]ming[/i:post_uid0].

--"Moving Pictures," Terry Pratchett
[/quote:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-09-2003, 08:43 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well done! Now what was I giving you again?[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
05-09-2003, 12:55 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ooo - I don't think I would've got that one.

My first thought was 'I didn't do it!'. Kinda sad, I know.[/color:post_uid0]

Standback
05-11-2003, 04:16 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]An orange flavored cookie. I'm afraid you did not specify whether you were referring to a cookie tasting like an orange, an orange cookie with flavor, or an orange that's flavored like cookie. In any case, I've got my umbrella up and ready.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-11-2003, 05:20 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, since it was Taya's offer, I'll just steal them off her plate *yoink*

I can guarantee that these cookies conatin no meat from odd-toed animals - and I should bloody well hope so. Who puts meat in cookies?[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
05-11-2003, 03:55 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mmm, orange cookies are the shiz - and with white chocolate chips? Sooooo goooood.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
05-11-2003, 06:38 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sigh. You know, it's kinda sad how much food features on this board.[/color:post_uid0]

Standback
05-11-2003, 06:52 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not at all. Please note how in this instance, food was used as a mere incentive for the forumgoers to broaden their horizons, to learn fascinating nuggets of knowledge and wisdom, to discover what sound Ming vases make when you tap them ('ming').

Ming is fun to say. Ming! Ming!

Ming pie, anybody?[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-12-2003, 02:25 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Standback"]An orange flavored cookie. I'm afraid you did not specify whether you were referring to a cookie tasting like an orange, an orange cookie with flavor, or an orange that's flavored like cookie. In any case, I've got my umbrella up and ready.[/quote:post_uid0]
none of the above. it's a cookie that has the flavour of the color orange. When you bite into it, the whole world turns orange momentarily.

What dya mean, I put crack into my cookies? I don't!

Who stole the cookie from my cookie plate? :twonks sa'ar on the head for pinching cookies: Didn't answer previous Ming vase question! :p

:taps Ming pie: Ooooh Ming sounds![/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-12-2003, 04:39 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Who stole the cookie from my cookie plate? [/quote:post_uid0]

Anyone else having Elephant Show flashbacks?

[quote:post_uid0]:twonks sa'ar on the head for pinching cookies: [/quote:post_uid0]

Twonks? What is this, an episode of Red Dwarf? *g*

[quote:post_uid0]Didn't answer previous Ming vase question![/quote:post_uid0]

So give the other cookie to whoever gets that one right.[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
05-12-2003, 04:50 AM
[quote:post_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Didn't answer previous Ming vase question! :p[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah, Sa'ar - don't try and [b:post_uid0]worm[/b:post_uid0] your way out of this one.[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-13-2003, 01:44 AM
[quote:post_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Ming pie, anybody?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or how about some Ming Tea?

*faint strains from of the Austin Powers soundtrack are heard in the background*[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-13-2003, 02:02 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Saxamaphone"]Yeah, Sa'ar - don't try and [b:post_uid0]worm[/b:post_uid0] your way out of this one.[/quote:post_uid0]
LoL that works. : hands samaxaphone said cookie : Don't eat too much of it at once; it has weird side effects...


The Elephant Show isn't the one with the "skinnamarinky dinky dink" theme song is it? Gosh I LOVED that show when I was a kid! So much so that I actually went trawling the Net looking for the theme song to download a couple of months back... and I was successful :D

*bursts into song "SKINNAMARINKY DINKY DINK, SKINNAMARINKY DOOOOO!!!!!" *

*Nan shuts her up by pouring Ming Tea down her throat*

Well that works too :)[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-13-2003, 05:10 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]*Nan shuts her up by pouring Ming Tea down her throat*
[/quote:post_uid0]

*Thank* you.[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-13-2003, 07:24 AM
[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]*Thank* you.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:p[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-13-2003, 09:17 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]hahahahaha[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-14-2003, 12:28 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Now, children.... ;)

Ming Tea is also a band. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-18-2003, 02:57 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]just played golf last friday and realized that dad's driver goes "ming" when he hits the sweet spot. gah. Ming clubs![/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-22-2003, 02:05 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Interesting. How did we get to talking about sweet spots on golf clubs in this thread? lol. :lol: :lol: :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-23-2003, 05:52 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]The same way as usual. I started posting :D[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-23-2003, 07:48 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]thats logical[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-23-2003, 08:46 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Logic Is Irrelevant![/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-25-2003, 03:51 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stop with the Vulcan Borg Drone logic, lol[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
05-25-2003, 04:43 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Illogic makes Baby Surak cry!

(I don't know who started that, but it entertains me hugely.)[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-25-2003, 07:09 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think I started it on another thread and it spilled over to this one[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-26-2003, 06:44 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh no! Call the plumber! Must... prevent... thread... spillage...[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
05-26-2003, 01:00 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]::sighs and gets paper towels::[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
05-26-2003, 07:51 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:de-leaks the thread in question::

::de-soggifies this one::

That's better. :)

Although the situation is already hopeless, since we are obviously nowhere near still being on the original topic. :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-27-2003, 03:20 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Somebody put a fork in the road[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-27-2003, 04:25 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's still better than putting a spork in the toad.[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
05-27-2003, 04:51 AM
[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Although the situation is already hopeless, since we are obviously nowhere near still being on the original topic. :lol:[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Illogic makes Baby Surak cry!

(I dunno where it started on the threads - Zekeisms are catch tho, aren't they?)[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-28-2003, 01:56 AM
[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]That's still better than putting a spork in the toad.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or a dork in the uh.... uh.... can't think of word that rhymes with "toad" *brain explodes*[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-28-2003, 02:13 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]load perhaps[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-29-2003, 06:51 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]yeah that! a dork in the load! hey, it even makes sense....[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-29-2003, 08:08 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Mom, there is a dork in the load!"[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
05-30-2003, 02:55 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Neo, how many times must Mommy tell you not to put yourself in the washing machine?"


:D[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
05-30-2003, 02:58 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or [i:post_uid0]Pork à la Mode[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
05-30-2003, 03:42 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Taya is my mommy?

NOOOOOOO!!
*drools*
NOOOOOOO!![/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
05-30-2003, 05:18 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Taya is my mommy?

NOOOOOOO!!
[/quote:post_uid0]

Shakespeare meets Home Alone.

Don't ask me which play, though.

PS, I have discovered a new dislike for riding busses.[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
06-02-2003, 08:02 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]BUSES ARE EVIL.
They're actually giant living creatures quietly plotting their way to world domination. Just you wait. There will come a day where we will live under the domination of buses.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
06-02-2003, 05:31 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]What reason could you possibly have for disliking buses?[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah
07-02-2003, 10:45 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]buses are just like jellybabies
they are evil, EVIL I tells ya!
oh NO!
They're AFTER ME!
AAARRRGGGHHH!!![/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina
07-02-2003, 11:02 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I recently experienced the same thing with trucks. Maybe I should edit that a girl from my school was run over by one. :([/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah
07-02-2003, 11:29 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kinda like the bus in adelaide that got hit by a train, or the two boys from my school who hit a tree.
All vehicles can be twisted against the user.
As they say, 'He who lives for speed, dies for speed.'
Don't they know they're not supposed to stop on the train tracks? Pointless deaths. :(

A minutes silence for all those who've died travelling.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
07-02-2003, 04:57 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]What reason could you possibly have for disliking buses?[/quote:post_uid0]

The fact that they're noisy rattletraps? Or the fact that they're patronised by people to whom "soap" is a four letter word? Or the fact that the bus from Kelowna to Vancouver stops at every two-bit town from Hope onwards? Or the fact that they're full of screaming kids?

No, wait, the screaming kids are only in supermarkets.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
07-02-2003, 07:51 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I guess I can now feel superior about the UK having a better bus system now too. I almost said 'public transport', but then that requires me to factor in the trains, at which point the statment just becomes a blatant lie.[/color:post_uid0]

taya17
07-03-2003, 06:11 AM
[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]The fact that they're noisy rattletraps? Â Or the fact that they're patronised by people to whom "soap" is a four letter word? Â Or the fact that the bus from Kelowna to Vancouver stops at every two-bit town from Hope onwards? Â Or the fact that they're full of screaming kids?

No, wait, the screaming kids are only in supermarkets.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or their engines fall out when you're in them?

Honest, happened to me once when I was a kid. Out with my parents, heard weird rattles, looked out of window and saw engine parts bouncing on the road behind.

Dumb Bus.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
07-04-2003, 12:13 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Or their engines fall out when you're in them?[/quote:post_uid0]

Really? I was in a school bus that the altenator fell out of once. It was a geriatric double decker seemingly held together with old chewing gum. The driver was a bit of a grumpy guy too. And I left my shoes on it once, but that's another story. There was also one incident on Lewis (when I lived outside of Stornoway) when a bus got blown into a ditch just down the road from my house. Tells you something about how bad the wind can get up there.[/color:post_uid0]