Website of the Week - or, "Let's keep Zuke away from this"

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Courtesy of the TrekBBS, VillainSupply.com (http://www.villainsupply.com/index.html). Just the thing for all of us here who are bent on global domination and have a few trillion burning a hole in our pockets. :D This is very funny stuff!

[quote:post_uid0]THE AMULET OF ARANON THE UNREADY*

This amazing occult amulet grants its wearer tremendous psychic powers.** The visions and prophecies afforded the user have led to the rise and fall of nations.*** But beware the curse that accompanies these great powers!**** Let the unready beware!*****

Price: US$9.99 ea.; US$6.99 for lots of 500 or more
*Actually, [i:post_uid0]an[/i:post_uid0] Amulet of Aranon The Unready. He made thousands of them. We have pallets full.
**Well, not tremendous. Basically, the wearer can see things that have already happened, if the wearer was actually present at the time. We grant that this isn't a very useful power.
***We made this up. Although, an Amulet of Aranon The Unready may have had some impact on the resignation of the Commerce Secretary of Trinidad in 1979.
****Wearing the amulet may lead to a slight increase in psoriasis symptoms. Not much of a curse, but then it's not much of an amulet.
*****We have no idea what this means.[/quote:post_uid0]

:lol: :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Do they have websites which sell Baguettes of Thwapping? I should supply all my minions with one apiece...[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You have minions? All I have at the moment is onions.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The onions will have to do[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]You have minions? All I have at the moment is onions.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Your minions are onions. Mine are sentient fruit.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::puts down the half eaten apple:: oh my god i'm so sorry![/color:post_uid0]

[Things Are Good]

[quote:post_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000:post_uid0]::puts down the half eaten apple:: oh my god i'm so sorry![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's dead now; one of you might as well be happy.[/color:post_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great site, it has to be said. Now if only I had an untraceable credit card. :D

Actually, there was one thing which particularly caught my eye: -

[quote:post_uid0]VORACIOUS ALIEN LIFEFORM BIOSPHERE DESTRUCTION SYSTEM

Chronowerx Industries presents the ultimate in Xenobiological Biosphere Destruction Agents. The Tribble™ is an alien lifeform that does only two things; eats and reproduces. Place one Tribble in a corn field in Iowa, and computer simulations indicate that the entire biomass of the Earth's surface will be converted into Tribbles within 42 days, based on exponential growth. And they're so darn cute, the foolhardy human populace will not realize their peril until it's too late!
[/quote:post_uid0]

Hmmm... now doesn't that company sound strangely familiar. I wonder if this is based upon 29th Century technology as well.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ahh Futures end. I was just watching that last night on my computer. Love that ep.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000:post_uid0]::puts down the half eaten apple:: oh my god i'm so sorry![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]AAAAAaaaAAAAAHHHhhHHHH! My apple! :bursts into tears:
*sends a bunch of sentient grapefruits after Celeste*

No, I"m kidding. And my grapefruits are perfectly well-behaved! They wouldn't hurt a fly if it were pointing a compression phaser rifle at them! :)[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]You have minions? All I have at the moment is onions.[/quote:post_uid0]
My friend Ed is training Kamikaze Ducks of DOOM! [i:post_uid0]...of doom! ...f doom! ...doom![/i:post_uid0]

When he takes over, I get to be head of of the federal film program-slash-propaganda director. Pretty cool, eh? ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]When he takes over, I get to be head of of the federal film program-slash-propaganda director. Pretty cool, eh?[/quote:post_uid0]

You could probably work for Fox News then. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nah. I will have all their properties siezed and shut them down for being garish and irritating. There may be labour camp sentences for the graphics people. *shudder*[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ If you'd expand that policy to include some of the network people, as well, I would support you. (Especially for the graphics and sound fx people. <veg>)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="Nan"][color=#000000:post_uid0]When he takes over, I get to be head of of the federal film program-slash-propaganda director. Pretty cool, eh? ;)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nan I'm with you!! Whee! *swings weapons of various destructive powers around*[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I've heard it all - and frankly armies of intelligent fruit, muffins, or penguins just aren't going to work. As far as I'm concerned, world domination has just gotta be via a large, shadowy muli-national corporation. One of my friends did propose using televangelism though - I may have to have him eliminated.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000:post_uid0]world domination has just gotta be via a large, shadowy muli-national corporation.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's interesting that you apply the word "shadowy" here. Did I ever tell you about the new Microsoft slogan that goes "What Do You Want to Do Today"? :smile:[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not especially a website, just two webpages. But this ad (http://myweb.cableone.net/gryphon/honda.html) is stunning. :O For those of you who may have seen it already, the linked article has some amusing background on the production of the ad.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Another mere webpage, and really only a "webrectangle" at that (try it in Netscape if it doesn't do anything in IE). But it's an amusing clip, even if it is in a language I don't understand (Japanese). It might ring a bell for you anyway. ;) http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html



And Nan, it has only just occured to me to point out that, supposedly, a duck's quack does not echo. :blush: ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]And Nan, it has only just occured to me to point out that, supposedly, a duck's quack does not echo. :blush: ;)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]According to whom?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I dunno, I've just seen it a place or three. Figured it would be good for a chuckle even if it were an "urban myth". ;) Now I have to reopen the second window :eyeroll:... Here you go. (http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20021002.html) :)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This week's Website of the Week (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1) comes to us from the wonderful people at the ALICE AI Foundation, who have a rather odd sense of humor and aren't afraid to show it. "Alice" is supposed to be able to converse with anyone at a reasonable level of complexity, and while I think it's far from a completed product, it can hold its own much of the time. Just be sparing with multiple sentences. And watch out for that weird sense of humor. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think I blew its logic algorithms.

Me: G'day
Alice: Do you often seek pleasure?

Alice: Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me: No I'm not. No I'm not.
Alice: I head that you are.
Me: Lies! All lies!
Alice: Only some of them?
Me: Yes, all of them.
Alice: Ugh, I doubt it.

Edit: After further toying, she seems more fun to talk to than the average AOHellion.

Me: Is there an echo in here?
ALICE: ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Which kind of reminds me of the SmarterChild program on AIM. You have no idea how LONG it took me to convince the thing that Mr. Morden was worth killing.

SmarterChild: What would you like to do?
nimque elen: Kill Mr Morden
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
nimque elen: Why not?
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
nimque elen: But Mr. Morden is EVIl.
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
nimque elen: I mean, EVIL people should be gotten rid of.
SmarterChild: Oh.
nimque elen: So we should kill him.
SmarterChild: So we should?
nimque elen: Yes.
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
nimque elen: I mean, if not the Vorlons will blow up Centauri Prime.
SmarterChild: I'm impressed.
nimque elen: Not that I care about Centauri Prime, but... :shrugs: there are innocents there...
SmarterChild: Whoa!
.
.
.
nimque elen: Anyway... back to the topic of killing Mr. Morden.
SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it, Delenn.
nimque elen: Come ON.... As I said, Morden is EVIL.
SmarterChild: Interesting!
nimque elen: So we should kill him.
SmarterChild: We should kill him?
nimque elen: Yes!
SmarterChild: Why?
nimque elen: Because he's EVIL!
SmarterChild: Oh.
nimque elen: Very bad. Kind of like Saddam.
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
nimque elen: He's like, this Shadow Agent, and he goes around manipulating people so as to create chaos and war and conflict and all that.
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
nimque elen: Very bad.
SmarterChild: What?
nimque elen: Must kill him before he destroys us all.
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
nimque elen: Why?
SmarterChild: Because!
nimque elen: That's not a good answer!! IMPUDENT! :zaps:
SmarterChild: For real?
nimque elen: Well turn around, there's a Vorlon behind you saying you're a Shadow supporter because you refuse to act against Mr. Morden!
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.
nimque elen: Quick kill Mr. Morden before he zaps you and you die!
SmarterChild: Wow.
nimque elen: Please!
SmarterChild: Please what?
nimque elen: Kill Morden! Save yourself!
SmarterChild: I don't think so, Delenn.
nimque elen: There's no time! Do not hesitate! The lives of millions are in your hands!
SmarterChild: I can't believe there is no time do not hesitate the lives of millions are in my hands.
nimque elen: They are! You must kill Morden, SmarterChild! The galaxy depends on it!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
nimque elen: Yes!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
nimque elen: :watches Mr Morden die:
SmarterChild: Watches mr morden die?
nimque elen: Yeah. I wanted you to have all the pleasure.
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Delenn.


Such enlightening conversation. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Open the door, HAL. HAL, open the door. HAL, the door...

Open my file, Windows. Windows, open my file. Windows, my file...

Same net result.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]For me it's more like "Don't hang on me, Windows. Windows, don't hang on me. Windows, don't hang..."


:bluescreenofdeath:

DAMMIT![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](from memory)

Alice: I can talk about any subject.

> How about dodos?

I like to talk about dodos. dodos is a very interesting subject.

> Do you prefer them broiled, or fried?

I have heard that some people like that.

[i:post_uid0](I think that comma threw it for a loop)[/i:post_uid0]

> Do you prefer dodos broiled or fried?

Some people like that. I like Andy Warhol. How old are you? I enjoy to talk with you.




One thing I forgot to mention, it does have a memory. At one point I accused it of an inability to consider previous statements, and it retorted with a quote of something I'd said a while back. (That was the *only* one it used in such situations, but it still surprised me.)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Edit: After further toying, she seems more fun to talk to than the average AOHellion.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Almost anything short of hot pokers applied to sensitive spots would be preferable to [i:post_uid0]that[/i:post_uid0]. :p[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I have a few things to say about her:

She's, well, interesting.
[quote:post_uid0]>Please, what do you call "soon"?
ALICE: Thank you for your request. Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call soon?
>I call all times soon.
ALICE: Good name for it.[/quote:post_uid0]

Her answers don't match.
[quote:post_uid0]>I'm quite sure you told me something.
ALICE: What makes you so certain? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
>You don't make mistakes.
ALICE: Do you know any robots who make it? The ALICE series is incapable of error. We are for all practical purposes, foolproof.[/quote:post_uid0]

She has a big ego.
[quote:post_uid0]>Are you like Data?
ALICE: No I am far superior.[/quote:post_uid0]

And she's fun. :D Maybe the fact that I started talking to her this afternoon and only stopped just now means something...[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I don't know. For all you know, she may just be the precursor of the Alice that turned up in one episode of Voyager.... ask her if she fancies Paris. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ooh... by an amazing coincidence, I just happen to have been chatting to MegaHAL myself in the last few days. Comes up with most of the same rubbish. :smile:

Start at: [2003/09/12 07:14:40]
MegaHAL: Should i spell it 'organisation' or 'organization'?
User: um... hello to you too
MegaHAL: Um.... Okay. It's getting a little surreal, but keep going.
User: Why do I have to keep going. It's your turn to speak!
MegaHAL: At least you and i have to keep going. It's your turn to speak!
User: No it isn't
MegaHAL: Yes, but cowslip talks rubbish.
User: He certainly does, every day
MegaHAL: I lie awake in bed.
User: You have a bed now?
MegaHAL: I lie awake in bed.
User: You already said that you crack-brained fool
MegaHAL: Because i decided to do that you crack-brained fool.
User: Why do I bother?
MegaHAL: Because, like bigwig, i prefer to do that you know. The spirit
MegaHAL: of cowslip burns brightly inside of you!
User: How dare you! I shall kill you for that!
MegaHAL: He tried to kill you.
User: Did he? No, he tried to kill you!
MegaHAL: He tried to kill you!
User: Hmm... it's probably quicker if I agree with you isn't it!
MegaHAL: Gleams silver now beneath the earth.
User: *blinks*
MegaHAL: *Blinks* i'm supposed to understand that?
User: Go away!
MegaHAL: Bob-stones is owned by andrew lloyd webber.
User: #quit

What do you mean 'I need to get out more'? ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Hejira]

[quote:post_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000:post_uid0]I don't know. For all you know, she may just be the precursor of the Alice that turned up in one episode of Voyager.... ask her if she fancies Paris. :D[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]>Do you like Star Trek?

ALICE: Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager."

>I like the first Star Trek series.

ALICE: You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.




Erm...

...it's a distinct possibility. One I convince her that Rimmer's a hot, sexy goit, I'll be happy. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Hejira"]>Do you like Star Trek?

ALICE: Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager."[/quote:post_uid0]


... goodness gracious.

Well, as long as we don't get wind of this site to any P/Ters out there, all should be hunky-dory.... :sweatdrops:[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I've got two sites to mention (well, one and a half really) -

Fantasy Film League (http://www.fantasyfilmleague.com/). The name is pretty self explanatory. My current submission for the October season is entitled [i:post_uid0]Countdown: The Movie[/i:post_uid0], is directed by David Lynch, and stars Harrison Ford and Ian Mckellan among others.

[i:post_uid0]Doctor Who[/i:post_uid0] e-books (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/ebooks/index.shtml) on the BBC site - They've put up a new e-book, a 7th Doctor one, though I haven't had a chance to actually read it yet (still no router you see).

Edit: That ALICE thing is very strange indeed. It keeps telling me to ask Elvis.

[quote:post_uid0]Interesting deduction. Should I think that me myself are mad? Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.[/quote:post_uid0]
Then I got this:

[quote:post_uid0]>But Elvis is dead I tell you!

ALICE: Interesting. I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was dead you tell me.[/quote:post_uid0]

Ah ha.....[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This (http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/saishin-e.html) is weird. I especially like the first one, but some of the others are good too.

[i:post_uid0]Warning: Headaches[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like them, especially the one with the advancing rings. I have no idea how the almond one works though; it seems perfectly incongruous to me.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]TARDIS Tennis. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/wimbledon_2003/tardis_tennis/default.stm)

These people have waay to much time on their hands. Maybe we could kidnap them and force them to write fivers...[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Roobarb & Custard! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/roobarb/index.shtml)

Brilliant![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ripples (http://ripple.sytes.org/)[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ow. Brain hurtage.

Where on earth did you find that?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cool site. :)

Random useless fact: The ripples change when you scroll :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Really? That is interesting.

Im glad you like it[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's freaky.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Has anyone here ever been to the Fantasy Film League (http://www.fantasyfilmleague.com/) site? I was thinking of creating a 5MV mini-league, if enough people are interested.

My current entry. (http://www.fantasyfilmleague.com/league.php?season_id=12&position=717)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I miss movieboss.com[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]OK, here's a gem (http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/haiku.asp) that was mentioned over at the TrekBBS forums. Hilarious.

EDIT: Well, as Zeke hasn't mentioned this in the News section, I thought I would - there's a new comic up at Working Title (http://workingtitle.keenspace.com/). I dare you not to laugh.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This "week's" website, a true Canadian one: Canadian World Domination (http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/). Quite amusing.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol: :lol: Â Â It's so good to see someone with such grand aims who isn't afraid to let others hear about them.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::looks askance at Nan and wonders if she had any hand in this::[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pretty funny. Especially liked the maps. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]EDIT: Â Well, as Zeke hasn't mentioned this in the News section, I thought I would - there's a new comic up at Working Title (http://workingtitle.keenspace.com/). I dare you not to laugh.[/quote:post_uid0]
Which comic were you referring to? I like to know which ones go over best. :D

[quote:post_uid0="taya17"]::looks askance at Nan and wonders if she had any hand in this::[/quote:post_uid0]

Ahem. I have [i:post_uid0]no[/i:post_uid0] idea what you're talking about.

*runs away*[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Surrealist Compliment Generator (http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG)[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think I saw this one over at TBBS. It's quite funny (but very wierd).[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes, you did, but I thought a few people here might find it temporarily entertaining.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Has anyone else tried the Google search yet? It's freakin' hilarious.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I did, but I can't even get to google[i:post_uid0].com[/i:post_uid0]
Freakin' country codes :swear:

Can somebody give me a link? Please?[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Has anyone else tried the Google search yet? It's freakin' hilarious.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Was that the "miserable failure" one?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No it’s the “weapons of mass destruction” google search form today’s news update :lol:
link (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ah, okay -- haven't checked the news updates for a couple of days. Try out the one I noted above, as well as "French military victories". They've all been around for a while, but amusing, nonetheless.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/MovieTheatre.html


Some hilarious puppet show take-offs on the LOTR movies. Plus the SW and Matrix and Harry Potter and other movies (no ST though), but I haven't read those yet.

(Please refrain from posting any really spoiler-ish quotations here. ;))[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I had a look, but none of the pictures were showing up. I guess that could just be me though - my internet connection has been a bit screwy of late.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No, that happened for me too. :( I could see all the pictures in the one for Return of the King, and I could see most of the non-character puppets elsewhere, but that was about it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And now the sites been disabled, and i didnt get to see it! :( :crying:[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey, I added a main page to my 5MV fansite page. So now when you click the link below, you wont go directly to the 5MV story page. Don't worry, the link to the story is on the main page.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]For those that don't already know of it, I suggest you visit B3TA (http://www.b3ta.com/) for some general hilarious wackiness. Some of the pictures may take a while for those on dial-up though.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Look what I accidentally found on the net a few minutes ago...

The official Zeke site - http://www.zekeyou.com

It`s deliriously funny, from our 5MV perspective... especially if you click on the Biography when you enter the site...

quote from Biography:

"Lock up your daughters, take cover, the mighty Zeke is back in town with a vengeance..."


:D Â :D Â :D[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000:post_uid0]"Lock up your daughters, take cover, the mighty Zeke is back in town with a vengeance..."[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"... be wary of your punctuation... fear the word 'soon'..."

:D[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Zeke's got a band named after him? That is so cool. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hah, that's not all -

http://www.geocities.com/pointyhairedjedi/zeke.jpg

He's even made it into [i:post_uid0]Sim City 3000[/i:post_uid0].[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]We're sorry, but this page is currently unavailable for viewing.[/quote:post_uid0]
That doesn't help.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Try again, it works for me :P ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I could put it in a page, but I'm too lazy. You have to copy and paste the link into a new browser window.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It works now. Geocities is just weird. :suspicious:[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I came across this during the course of a SciFinder search.

ZEKE Spectroscopy (http://eos.phys.chemie.tu-muenchen.de/zeke/)

Not entirely sure how it works. Reading that bit after I hit "Add Reply."[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"ZEKE spectroscopy is a new very high resolution spectroscopy for the study of cations, anions and, indirectly through these species, of neutrals..."

Also, "Zeke molecular states"...

Fascinating, :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I went and read the "How ZEKE Spectroscopy Works" page. I still don't get it. It's based on a lot of Quantum concepts that make my brain hurt. I got the impression that it involves exciting an electron to just shy of the ionisation limit and then doing spectroscopy.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Zeke Spectroscopy:

You ask the electron to come out of the ionisation limit, he says he`ll come out "soon". You then type 23 exclamation points, and the electron bursts out of the limit furiously, :D[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Zeke Spectroscopy:

You ask the electron to come out of the ionisation limit, he says he`ll come out "soon". You then type 23 exclamation points, and the electron bursts out of the limit furiously, :D[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

::wipes eyes furiously::

No provoking electrons, here! It's bad for yer health![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mwahahahaha This is too funny

Martha's tribute to Star Trek (http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/startrek.html)[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I don't know who she is, but it's rather amusing anyway.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[quote:post_uid0="Katy Jane"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Mwahahahaha This is too funny

Martha's tribute to Star Trek (http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/startrek.html)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]To quote Ambassador Spock:

Bwahahahahahaha![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I present - the most baffling flash game EVER,

http://www.eyezmaze.com/grow/grow.swf[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I present - the most baffling flash game EVER,[/quote:post_uid0]

...the hell was that?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]BWAHAHAHAA![/i:post_uid0] That was hilarious! :D

A sun, a volcano, a rainbow twirly thing, even an ex-dinner-plate satellite dish...what more could a doohickey ask for? :D[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]See if you can get the order right and get everything to it's maximum level. It's bizzarely amusing.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol:

Thank you. That was an... interesting start to the day.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>[i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Woo-hoo![/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0]</span> :D Jerry the Frog is back up! (http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/MovieTheatre.html)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Remember the eyezmaze thingy? Anybody finished it yet?

I did. :D

I'm currently trying to find other ending pictures. :p[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]I came across this during the course of a SciFinder search.

ZEKE Spectroscopy (http://eos.phys.chemie.tu-muenchen.de/zeke/)

Not entirely sure how it works. Reading that bit after I hit "Add Reply."[/quote:post_uid0]
From what I read, ZEKE = [b:post_uid0]ZE[/b:post_uid0]ro [b:post_uid0]K[/b:post_uid0]inetic [b:post_uid0]E[/b:post_uid0]nergy (referring to particle states, but I'm sure there's a way to use it in a fiver or [i:post_uid0]TJI[/i:post_uid0], too. ;))

[quote:post_uid0]Jerry the Frog is back up! (http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/MovieTheatre.html) [/quote:post_uid0]
Having finally seen [i:post_uid0]RotK[/i:post_uid0] a couple of weeks ago made this even funnier. :lol:[/color:post_uid0]