Grand Sequels That Should (Have) Be(en) Made

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]OK, movie sequels... everyone write one at a time... like this..

Lord of the Rings 4: It`s Very Boring Without Villains[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh NOO, not another new game; this must be a conspiracy!

...

Oh well. Since I'm bored, anyway!


[b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]The Lord Of The Rings, Instalment 5: Aragorn Finally Gets His Hair Washed On A Regular Basis[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Matrix 4: The Return Of The One[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Jurassic Park 4: No Script, No Plot, and No Actors-- Just Here For the CGI Effects (And The Cute Kids)[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Wars Episode 10: Jedi Babies[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Truman Show 2: The trials of adapting to real life[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Lord of the Rings: In The West[/b:post_uid0]
to see if all those slash stories are true (cus in the books Sam goes to the West in the appendix after Rosie is dead)[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Back To The Future 4 - The temporal prime directive[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Star Trek 11: We Said There'd Be No More TNG Movies, But We Lied, Ha Ha![/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Trek 12 - Time-quest

I loved Star Trek Generations so much, mostly because it had characters from TOS and TNG. Wouldn't it be cool if there was a movie with characters from TOS, ENT, TNG, DS9 and VOY?

It would start with Enterprise characters, participating in the Temporal Cold War. Technobabble happens, and they meet characters from the other series. Picard already knows Kirk because of what happened in Generations. They meet the Janeway who's already in the Alpha Quadrant and the Sisko from the celestial temple. There could be some logical problem solved by T'Pol, Spock and Tuvok (and Seven, and Data.) Daniels (who knows the ENT chars) and Braxton (who knows the VOY chars), who are from the same century, help solve the whole thing in the end.

This would be a movie in which I wouldn't care if it turned out to be a huge reset button. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Only there'd be a pretty big plot hole because Daniels and Braxton are not, in fact, from the same century. Which fits right in with other Trek stuff. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quote:post_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Lord of the Rings: In The West[/b:post_uid0]
to see if all those slash stories are true (cus in the books Sam goes to the West in the appendix after Rosie is dead)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Along with Legolas and Gimli![/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Only there'd be a pretty big plot hole because Daniels and Braxton are not, in fact, from the same century. Which fits right in with other Trek stuff. :D[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]They're not? Oh well. It could still work. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Wars Episode One and a Half - Anakin takes hormone drugs.[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sphere 2: Stuff Happens All Over Again (The idea was tossed out when they made it, but scrapped because it would be an almost identical copy of the first one.) As an alternate Sphere 2, they could have explained how the time loop got started.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Casablanca 2: I Made The Wrong Choice, Get Your @$$ to Paris![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Indiana Jones versus The Snake Men: This Time, It's Personal.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]E.T. 3: Go Home, Already![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Rocky 6: One Last Fight, this time as old men[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Deliverance II: It Still Hurts[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[quote:post_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Lord of the Rings 4: It`s Very Boring Without Villains[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, I don't know.

Tolkien was working on a sequel before he died about the return of evil to Middle Earth. Never finished it, though.

Henh, amusing fact:

The lands of the West = Numendor.

Middle Earth = Endor, from ened (middle) and dor (land).

Heheheheh.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Star Trek 33 1/3[/b:post_uid0]

[i:post_uid0]The Prophets, who have been watching over the valiant crews of Star Trek, finally decide that they have had enough tricks pulled on them-they want to see the couples happy. So, T'Pol/Tucker, Kirk/Uhura, Crusher/Picard, Odo/Kira, and all the other 'ships, finally come into being. Permeneantly. For ever.[/i:post_uid0]

I agree... I think a sequal to LOTR would have nice, we would have found out if Legolas ever marries, the aftermath of evil, ME women's lib, and erm...what happened to Sam and Frodo in the West.

[quote:post_uid0]Along with Legolas and Gimli! [/quote:post_uid0]
Um...ew!
Legolas marries a nice elven girl named Marisue, and they live happily ever after... :p[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Trek 34: The Five Captains, Armed With Their Ships, Battling It To The Death[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Airplane 3: The Trilogy Ends...now we're going to Mars![/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hulk 2: Return of the Mean Lean Mutant Killer Spinach Can Made of Tin![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Honey, I blew up the earth[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cold Mountain 2: It Gets Warmer In Hell, Bitchezz! :D :D :D

(sorry, I`m really crazy today...)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Buckaroo Banzai Versus The World Crime League[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Quinalla]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Land Before Time XX: We want more money!

I really enjoyed the first one as a kid, but I think there are ten now, crazy![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[quote:post_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Wars Episode One and a Half - Anakin takes hormone drugs.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]AaHHA! Thats why Anakin grew up and Padme didnt age :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]X-Men 3: So What's This War We're Talking About?[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Matrix 4: Readjusted So It Wouldn`t Suck[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Alienssss5: How they cloned Ripley after she was incinerated.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Die Hard 4: Just Die Already![/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Die Hard 5: Bringing Down the Matrix[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Titanic 2: The Hindenberg...why does Rose keep going on ships?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Titanic 3: C/7: Because She's Stoopid, That's Why[/i:post_uid0]


(When did this turn into "Sequels that should never be made"? ;))[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Edward Scissorhands 2: Edward meets The Borg Queen


(I think this would be a big sci-fi hit)[/color:post_uid0]

[tripdeer]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ha! You saw Edward Scissorhands on TV tonight, didn't you!

-Dan Gunther[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]maybe. :D Well, yes, Johnny Depp is an amazing actor but  when Edward Scissorhands came out I thought it was silly because there was no way for him to brush his teeth (I was in early elementary school at the time) so this was the first time I've seen it![/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Edward Scissorhands 3: The Teeth-Brushing Massacre

:D :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Naked Gun 44 1/4: Lt. Frank Drebin Retires![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Airplane 3: Hey, lets make it a trilogy![/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The LJ Story 2: Sa`ar`s Bloody Revenge[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"The Irish/English/Scots/Welshman/Austalian/Canadian Who went On A Starship and Came Off a Space-station" starring Colm Meany


:p[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He's Irish. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You forgot Australian. :eyeroll:[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Last Starfighter II: Okay, We Lied About the First Guy, But This Really IS the Last One! Honest![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Matrix Gotta Give...Keanu comes back, with no girl, no women, and with the knowledge of knowing he lost a girl to Jack Nicholson, he must...destroy...the...Hamptons...Matrix...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I saw Somethings Gotta Give the other day. The whole movie I kept thinking he was Neo, lol.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The wierd thing is, Keanu Reeves does a good job NOT being Neo, he even plays a good doctor! I mean, he can ACT! And is hot! It's amazing![/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That movie is miraculous - Keanu Reeves actually ACTS! Good! :D :D

Something`s Gotta Give 2: The Hot Doctor`s Chainsaw Massacre[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Some Simpsons ones...

Star Trek 12: So Very Tired

Law & Order: Elevator Inspection Unit[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Law & Order: Elevator Inspection Unit[/quote:post_uid0]

:lol: I am SO tuneing in to that. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Somehow I suspect half the episodes would be stuck-in-a-turbolift equivalents :suspicious:[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It would be funny if Law & Order execs took the que from The Simpsons and created Elevator Inspection Unit...

But now that I think of it...wasnt Star Trek 6 subtitled "So Very Tired" cus it sure seemed that way...

*gets ready to be hit by tomotoas*[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]The Last Starfighter II: Okay, We Lied About the First Guy, But This Really IS the Last One! Honest![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Reminiscent of "Final Destination 2." :)[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mystic Pizza: The Next Generation[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[quote:post_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000:post_uid0]But now that I think of it...wasnt Star Trek 6 subtitled "So Very Tired" cus it sure seemed that way...

*gets ready to be hit by tomotoas*[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, there was more action and excitement in that movie than in the first one, filmed 12 years earlier, :D

So I`d say.. Star Trek 6: Old Like Dinosaurs But Still Seriously Kicking Klingon @$$[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](hides tomatoes)

LotR 4: Arwen's Life Story

(I wouldn't be surprised. I hope not, though.)[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Farscape, The Movie: Get Bonnie Hammer[/i:post_uid0], which would naturally star Michael Caine.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Muriel's Second Wedding: Muriel Discovers Led Zeppelin[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Topic Title 2: This Time it's Impersonal[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Topic Title 2: This Time it's Impersonal[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ooh! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Topic Title 2: This Time it's Impersonal[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]hee hee hee[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Topic Title 3: Back from the Dead one last time[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Shrek 3: Like Austin Powers 3, only Better!


(although I havent seen Shrek 2 yet... but I wanna! )
(am I the only one without a new avatar? Hmmm...this gives me an idea... )[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Austin Powers 4: How Did Dame Judi Dench Get Roped Into This One?


(In honor of her curious presence in the Riddick movie)[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Return of the Son of Topic Title[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, of course, there was Frank Herbert's epic [i:post_uid0]Topic Title[/i:post_uid0] series as well.

[i:post_uid0]Topic Title[/i:post_uid0]
[i:post_uid0]Topic Title Messiah[/i:post_uid0]
[i:post_uid0]Children of Topic Title[/i:post_uid0]
[i:post_uid0]God Emperor of Topic Title[/i:post_uid0]
[i:post_uid0]Heretics of Topic Title[/i:post_uid0]
[i:post_uid0]Chapterhouse: Topic Title[/i:post_uid0]

Then of course there are the new prequels, concerning the Topic Title Jihad, but they're really not nearly as good as the originals.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Actually, I thought things started to get a little washy around [i:post_uid0]God Emperor[/i:post_uid0], myself. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And of course... Peter Jackson's John movies

[i:post_uid0]
Heavenly Creatures:In Jail with John
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of John
Lord of the Rings: The Two John's
Lord of the Rings: Return of John[/i:post_uid0]

(why isn't Judi Dench playing a British queen/murderess/matriach? She's really good at those! )
(really really good! )
(great Topic Title Titles, NeoMatrix! )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[quote:post_uid0="mudshark"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Actually, I thought things started to get a little washy around [i:post_uid0]God Emperor[/i:post_uid0], myself. ;)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hear, hear![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'll refrain from thwapping you because I like you.

Also, I'm more than a little scared of 17, but that's really beside the point.[/color:post_uid0]

[Alexia]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Home Alone:27 - You'd think they'd have worked out how many kids they have by now![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Law & Order: APU (Alberta Prison Unit)
[i:post_uid0]Within the Criminal Justice system, there is a specialized unit dealing with countraband in the Alberta Prison System, such as illiegal gum, doughnuts, cigs and pot. These are their stories.[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Shhh! you might give them ideas![/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Gone With The Wind 2: Vampire Wars[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Casablanca 2 - Attack of the Werewolves[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Destroy All Spyware (Godzilla vs. Micro$oft)[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Illyad 2: The Frog-Mouse War[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Illiad 3:<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>Paris!</span> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Paris!</span> <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>PARIS!</span><span style='font-size:7.5pt;line-height:100%'>And Odysseus</span>
<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Starring Orlando Bloom!</span>
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Sean Bean
Diane Kruger</span>[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Jurassic Park 4: My Fair Veloceraptor[/i:post_uid0]

("Just you wait, Alan Grant, just you wait...")[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ the story of how a gizzard evolved into a mouthful of pebbles ...

Aaoowh! Garn! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]My dad came up with this one...

Shrek Trek [i:post_uid0] The valiant crew of the Dragon travel to save distressed damsels, gingerbread men, elves, dwaves, mice and other mammals everywhere[/i:post_uid0]

And mine...

Star Trek 12: Shrek Trek
[i:post_uid0] In an attempt to keep the franchise going, the Voyager and DS9 crew team up with Shrek to fight CGI Moster Aliens and Evil Overlords.[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Alexia]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Matrix 4: The Search for the Spoon[/color:post_uid0]

[Ginga]

Threshold II: When Lizard Babies Attack






...just kidding. :D

[PointyHairedJedi]

The Weather Forcasters of Dune, a sequel to Lynch's film "inspired by" the original works (seems to be all the rage nowadays ;) ).

[Alexia]

The Weather Forcasters of June Sequel to The Weather Forcasters of Dune, a sequel to Lynch's film "inspired by" the original works.

Where people forcast the weather for June. (i can see at least 11 sequels!)

[Anonymous]

CSI:Akron

In the premier episode,the team has to figure out the mindbending mystery of how little Johnny Paterson managed to tie himself to a bicycle.

(SPOILERS)

It was the town bully. SHOCKING!

Ugh,I'm bored.

[Vedra]

Oops,that was me,forgot to log in. *grumble*

[taya17]

Hey, everybody, fresh blood!

Er, I meant new face, of course. :)

Welcome aboard! *hands Tarn-Vedra a bag of cookies* Any preferences as to your naming? I, for example, am called 17, and not taya17, and DEFINITELY NOT Taya. EVER. If you value your life! :)

[Vedra]

Ooooooh,cookies! *crunch*

Well,you can call me Vedra,for short. Or Tarn. Or Tarn-Vedra. Doesn't really matter to me,but yes,Vedra is fine.

[Nic Corelli]

Tarn...

Vedra...

Tarn-Vedra...

-...

Nah. It doesn`t sound right. I think I`ll call you Clarabelle. :twisted:

[Vedra]

Oh yeah?! Well,I think I'll call you....call you...

MICHAEL JACKSON!

[Nic Corelli]

GASP! You`re eviller than Cat! :shock:

.
.
.
.

Clarabelle... :twisted:

[Ginga]

Would you rather we called you Chakotay?

[Nic Corelli]

If you call me Chakotay, I`ll call you Wesley. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Ginga]

If you call me Chakotay, I`ll call you Wesley. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


*gasp* Bastard.

Actually, I don't really understand everyone's problem with him. Ditto for Neelix.

*braces for impact*

[Alexia]

GASP! You`re eviller than Cat! :shock:

WOOWA nelly...take a few moments to think about that. This is CAT ( :twisted: ) you are talking about. :mrgreen:

Actually, I don't really understand everyone's problem with him.

This is Wesley were talking about right? Wesley Crusher...I think that IS the problem. Feel the non-love :evil:

[Opium]

Death To Smoochy: The Ripping and Shredding of the Smoochy Suit

[catalina_marina]

GASP! You`re eviller than Cat! :shock:
He is hm? Are you *trying* to make me torture you? :roll:

[Michiel]

Only Cat could torture someone over a bulletin board. And only I am impervious to it. ;)

[catalina_marina]

Who says I'll do it over the boards? :twisted:

[PointyHairedJedi]

17 is quite good with the pain-infliction too, I've noticed. :wink:

[catalina_marina]

Yes but 17 is not going to meet you next weekend. :twisted:

[Alexia]

:roll: PHJ just can't get enough of those insults and thwapings obviously. How very caveman of you :lol:

Cat will be in England then? *books plane ticket* :wink: j/k :lol:

[catalina_marina]

Heh. Indeed I will. :mrgreen:

[Alexia]

Cool. How come? Oh wait...to see PHJ :wink:

[PointyHairedJedi]

There's a meet-up of TrekBBS members. The whole "cat meeting me" thing is entirely incidental.

[NAHTMMM]

But of course. *whistles innocently*

[catalina_marina]

It's coincidental, even. It's coincidence that I'll be staying in Liverpool while PHJ is just visiting his uncle there, and it's also coincidence that I'm going to Stoke-on-Trent after the meet-up, which just happens to be where PHJ lives.

Why won't you get that? :roll:

:wink:

[PointyHairedJedi]

^ See, that, there, is maybe not helping your case so much, cat. In fact I think it's safe to say it might actually be doing the complete opposite.

[catalina_marina]

Perhaps so, but it's funny isn't it? ;)

[PointyHairedJedi]

Toying with the poor misguided 'shippers?

Oh, yes. :twisted:

[Nic Corelli]

I don`t see anything misguided about us `shippers. The fact that Cat slept over at PHJ`s indicates pretty clearly that a `ship is not just a delusion...

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[PointyHairedJedi]

:roll:

She stayed over because it was easier (and cheaper) for her that way. I would have offered to put up the other Dutch poster (Angry Angel, whom I know from Kellyz Korner also) if there had been more room and if he'd actually been coming. So read into that what you will.

[Alexia]

:roll: C/PHJ/AA? :lol:

[PointyHairedJedi]

*Spits tea all over the monitor*

You'll never know exactly how funny (and utterly ridiculous) that is. :lol:

[NAHTMMM]

:roll: C/PHJ/AA? :lol:

That'll be in the sequel, tentatively scheduled for release in 2006. ;)

[Nic Corelli]

Hee hee heeheehee :mrgreen:

You really like the Dutch, don`t you, PHJ? :twisted: Is it because they are so close yet unattainable due to the Evil North Sea? :twisted: :twisted:



(We are The `Shippers! You cannot stop us! Whatever you say will be added to our Deranged Collection of Things to Taunt You With! Muahahahaha!) :twisted:

[Alexia]

*Spits tea all over the monitor*

Now now, no need to waste perfectly good tea! :lol: I can see the fanfic now...if only one of you had tenticles... :wink: j/k :twisted:

[PointyHairedJedi]

I am highly disturbed by the implication that there is PHJ/C fanfic already in existance... :shock:

[NAHTMMM]

I'm given to understand that all it took was a short plane trip followed by a pint of beer and just like that Mary Sue Scrivener was churning them out like she'd been born for it.


Until she passed out an hour later anyway. I guess 'shipper fanfic writers don't hold their beer well.


Unfortunately it seems that she got stuck on a particular theme and in every single one of her PHJ/C works PHJ is set on fire by the Evil Aliens and catalina marina saves him by dousing the fire with the contents of her coffee cup while some Voyager crewmember looks on helplessly. I suspect she may have thought she was supposed to write the same sort of stuff as usual but substitute different names for a few of the characters... :?

[Alexia]

I am highly disturbed by the implication that there is PHJ/C fanfic already in existance... :shock:

Seriously, don't tempt me... :wink:

[PointyHairedJedi]

*Backs away very slowly indeed*

I'm scared on so very many levels.

[catalina_marina]

:roll: C/PHJ/AA? :lol:
Well yes. Er, no. PHJ/AA though. :roll:

[catalina_marina]

I am highly disturbed by the implication that there is PHJ/C fanfic already in existance... :shock:
There is. Don't you know?

[PointyHairedJedi]

Hey! That kiss was just for his birthday! Just because he'd previously offered to fondle me....

I think I should stop talking before I make this any worse.

There is. Don't you know?

Dare I ask for a link or something?

[Anonymous]

STAR WARS
EPISODE II.V
WE REALLY COCKED IT UP
In a desperate ploy not to have to include lots of dialogue to cover the fiendish amount of time required to be covered in Episode III, GEORGE LUCASWALKER has had to make a film in between so that the whole series isn't completely out of kilter.

Meanwhile, he must eliminate the inconsistencies - where does COUNT DOOKU go? when will GRAND MOFF TARKIN reappear, and most importantly - who will replace the great ALEC-WAN GUINESS-KENOBI??

While he has been writing this, aboard his aeroplane the TANTRIC IV BLOCKADE RUNNER, angry fans, led by the dreaded DARTH DAVEDAR pursue in a highly advance uber-'plane called AN IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER...............

[catalina_marina]

There is. Don't you know?

Dare I ask for a link or something?
Probably not, but if you do, ask Nic.

[Alexia]

*Backs away very slowly indeed*
I'm scared on so very many levels.

As my friend Rich puts it, "You are one scary chick."

Actually, Andy said that too...It's all rubbish of course :wink: :lol:

[PointyHairedJedi]

Ack, now I'm scared. On both counts. :P

[Katy Jane]

Oooo If there's any PHJ/C fic, I wanna see it. :-p

[mudshark]

*looks at message, looks at avatar, looks at message again*

http://www.fiveminute.net/forums/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif

[Katy Jane]

Heeheehee... I hate to admit it, but that was compleatly unintentional. :mrgreen:

[Nic Corelli]

GASP! Does nobody (besides Cat) remember my PHJ/C fanfics? Not even you, KJ? But you commented on them!

They are hidden deep in the Person Above You thread... I`ve been searching for them for half an hour but managed to find them! MWAHAHAHA! Behold!

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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 12:17 am Post subject:
Cat loves PHJ.

:p

Regarding the fanfic, ahem:

One rainy day in Paris... PHJ and Cat meet on Place de Concorde. It`s love at first sight. They spend many happy months together, and their song is "As Time Goes By". But one day, when they were supposed to leave Paris and meet on the train station, she doesn`t appear. PHJ tearfully leaves Paris alone and opens a bar in Casablanca. One night, he hears his old friend and bar pianist, Sam, playing "As Time Goes By" on his old, rusty piano. PHJ, angrily, screams: "I told you never to play that song agai..."

and then he sees her...




::tear:: :weep:: ::moan:: ::sob::

[Nic Corelli]

Then there are two sequels, one by Admiral Sab:

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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:33 am Post subject:
Cat just posted at the same time as me.

Do you mind if I write the sequel? They met again and ran to each other. Neither knowing just what to say. PHJ finally spoke: "The fivers must flow." That's all he needed to say and they were once again blissfully happy and in wuv.

Sab


And one, yet again, from myself...

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And NOOO, the fanfic must not end happily! Where are the potential Oscar nominations in that? It should go...

"Cat kisses PHJ passionately, but tells him that she`s married to someone else... um, Gatac. :p She must escape Casablanca with her husband immediately cause they`re on the run from Zeke, after making one too many chili jokes. At the very end, she wishes to stay, but PHJ tells her she must leave, to save herself and her hubby, with the words: "We`ll always have Stoke-on-Trent."

:bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

[mudshark]

... cause they`re on the run from Zeke, ...So ... that bit about "don't amount to a hill of beans" was a chili joke?

All these years, I had no idea ... :P

[catalina_marina]

Heh. Yes, I remember that story. I seem to remember you were not the first one writing fanfic though...

[PointyHairedJedi]

So, tell me Nic, how long have you been having these strange fantasies exactly? :P

[Hotaru]

I find it all perfectly believable, myself. Although, I doubt that Cat would be on the run from Zeke. Being evil and all it should be expected that she would do something evil. Maybe she was running becuase she discovered that Nic wasn't a girl, not yet a woman, and was truly a Britney Spears fan. In an attempt to save him, she kidnapped Britney. At that point in time she was attacked by several pre-teen fan girls. Thus she began her life long search of a place where pre-teen girls no longer exist.

There I go, trying to rationalize a crazy member title. I shouldn't do that.

*goes back to listen to "Toxic" mp3*

[Nic Corelli]

So, tell me Nic, how long have you been having these strange fantasies exactly? :P

I`m too tired to answer that right now, so I`ll just thwap you, :P


*THWAPS PHJ with a fridge* :twisted: :twisted:

[PointyHairedJedi]

Kitchen appliances? Ooh, kinky. :twisted:

[NeoMatrix]

Stop playing with your food like that

[catalina_marina]

^Says the man with the spoon avatar.

Hotaru, I wasn't running from Zeke, rather than from his dinosaur. It turned out alright though.

[NeoMatrix]

What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat

[catalina_marina]

^That sounds like a sig line. :D

[Alexia]

Maybe she was running becuase she discovered that Nic wasn't a girl, not yet a woman, and was truly a Britney Spears fan.

So that's what it said! :lol: I missed all that :cry: :wink:

Actually, when I first started posting I thought nic was a woman :mrgreen: Nothing personal nic, jsut all my friends called nic are female :wink:

:roll: And yes, that does sound like a sig!

[catalina_marina]

^Might that be because it is one? :wink:

[Alexia]

There is no smilie to convey the shape my face just went... :roll: Ok...it is NOW :wink:

[Nic Corelli]

How so, Alexia? :D

[Alexia]

Lets just say, cat is evil :twisted: Not exactly original, but true never the less... :wink:

[Nic Corelli]

And what evil thing she performed exactly made you roll your eyes like that? :D

[Ginga]

Attack of the Letter N 2: Zeeky Boogy Doog!

[catalina_marina]

There is no smilie to convey the shape my face just went... :roll: Ok...it is NOW :wink:
It was when you posted that, too. :wink:

[Alexia]

It was? Hmmm...*grumbles* :wink: