Top 7 lists - like Top 10, only not funny

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Okay... this is like Top 10, but it`s not jokes, only your personal favourites on various subjects. Why Top 7, you ask? Well, we already have Top 10, and Top 5 is too short. Thus... Top 7. The rules are the same as in Top 10, though.

I shall start with...

My own Top 7 Favourite British Comedy Series:

7. The Fast Show

6. The Vicar of Dibley

5. You Rang, Milord?

4. `Allo `Allo

3. Monty Python`s Flying Circuis

2. Fawlty Towers

1. Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister


NEXT - Your Personal Top 7 Favourite Movies

(see, just like Top 10... :D)[/color:post_uid0]

[Ginga]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top 7 movies, huh? Hmm...

7. The Lion King (I'm sorry, even though it was shamelessly ripped from Kimba, it's a classic in my book. Hell, I still have the SNES game.)

6. Rocketman (This is like, the stupidest/funniest Disney movie ever. My tape's starting to wear out...)

5. Star Trek VIII

4. Star Trek VI

3. Star Trek III (Anyone noticing a trend yet?)

2. Star Trek II & IV (I can't decide which one I like better... they're both so great. XD)

1. Miss Congeniality (Yet another movie I'm starting to memorize the lines to.)

NEXT: Top 7 Favorite Snacks. Mmmm.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]7. Pringles (Sour Cream and Onion)
6. Haw flakes
5. Apple chips
4. Orange-flavoured Tic Tacs
3. Roasted groundnuts
2. <strike>Little children</strike> Skittles (the fruit-flavoured ones)
1. <strike>Minbari body parts</strike> Hm <strike>Minbari</strike> Er... Chocolate, especially if with orange cream/ flavoured with strawberry!

Next: Top 7 favourite things to do when you're really bored and [i:post_uid0]have[/i:post_uid0] to stay at home[/color:post_uid0]

[Ginga]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Aww, now this one can be funny (as was the last. :))

7. Write lyrics to all the Star Trek theme songs...

6. And then move on to write lyrics for The X-Files.

5. Take your binoculars and watch intently for any signs of a starship.

4. Write 'ship fics. :P

3. Study. ...temporal physics, that is.

2. Pretend you're your favorite captain, sit in your favorite chair and yell out commands, randomly flinging yourself out of your chair in dramatic motions.

1. Write Top 7 lists. (Yeah, you can't tell me you didn't see that coming. :P)[/color:post_uid0]

[danieldoof]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hey Fuyu Ginga
tell us what's next[/color:post_uid0]

[Ginga]

Oh noooo, my post of "what's next" got lost in the move... :(

RIP!

Oh... wait, that gives me an idea...

Top 7 ST Character Tombstone Epitaphs? Or would this be a Top 10?

[Nic Corelli]

GASP!

The rules are very clear. Top 7 lists MUST NOT BE FUNNY!

You write a funny top 7 list, you die. :twisted: :twisted:

(You must forgive me, after meeting the Twisted Smiley I am no longer the same person I was before. I`m in love. A.k.a. deranged)

I must commandeer this thread and bring order here. Ahem - Nic`s Top 7 Favourite Star Trek characters:

Number 7: Sisko

Number 6: Trip

Number 5: Janeway

Number 4: The Borg Queen (Alice)

Number 3: Q

Number 2: Garak


Broj 1: Dukat


See? NOT funny!


NEXT - Your Top 7 Favourite Countries in the World!

:twisted:

[Ginga]

GASP!

The rules are very clear. Top 7 lists MUST NOT BE FUNNY!

You write a funny top 7 list, you die. :twisted: :twisted:

(You must forgive me, after meeting the Twisted Smiley I am no longer the same person I was before. I`m in love. A.k.a. deranged)

LMAO.

Yes, sir. We're very sorry. No more funnies.

[taya17]

Awww, no cuntries allowed? I kid, I kid!

Gee, actually I'm pretty sure I haven't much of a ranked preference, so I'm just gonna go with the flow here... ask me in ten minutes and I'll probably give you a different list. (7 isn't enough, actually!)

7. Russia
6. Hungary
5. Germany
4. Canada
3. New Zealand
2. Croatia
1. Kyrgyzstan. What's not to like about a country whose name I can't even spell, much less pronounce?

Notice how my own country doesn't come into the list? I'm a non-patriot, I am!

Nits, I APOLOGIZE DEEPLY if this post was FUNNY to you. I can't help being BORN FUNNY, can I?

[Michiel]

And the next one?

[taya17]

Oh oh oh! *facepalm* I forgot. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.


Top 7 cities to go on vacation (and why, if so desired)

[Ginga]

Vacation, huh?

7. Tokyo, Japan. I guess I've always wanted to go there... buy anime stuff... eat rice... wear a kimono... go to Akihabara and spend all my money on lovely electronics *drools*... the whole bit. XD

6. Orlando, Florida. I've been to Disneyworld at least 3 times. I need 5 before I die. :P

5. Las Vegas. ...OFFICIAL CONVENTION... BORG INVASION 4D... MUST get to convention! Must meet Kate Mulgrew... @_@

4. Plano, TX. I practically grew up there. I have many friends I must torture with Janewayisms.

3... now I'm out of ideas. Send me anywhere but Kansas. And Antarctica. Basically anywhere that's not severely open or bitterly cold.

[Nan]

3.) Vulcan, Alberta (http://www.town.vulcan.ab.ca/). Yes, it's Star Trek-themed.

2.) New Orleans, because there HAS to be at least one sexy vampire there. I'm just saying.

1.) Moose Jaw (http://www.citymoosejaw.com/). Just because.

Next: Top Seven Advantages to Having a Chaotic Neutral Alignment

[NAHTMMM]

7. It beats the stuffing out of being a Fire Anything Alignment if you're surrounded by Water Elementals.

6. Being out of alignment is not a good thing for your limbs, your car, or a thread and the eye of a needle.

5. Predictably unpredictable people get invited to more parties. (Chaotic Evils don't count, as they do predictably bad unpredictable stuff.)

4. If your production is of uneven quality (like this list), nobody's very upset. "Oh, that's just their chaotic tendencies at work again."

3. Neutral means you can whack either side of the conflict as the situation demands.

2. Chaos is fun!

1. You can Support Your Local Hotel Faction.


Next: Top 7 Pets to Own

[Opium]

7. A cute, cuddly SPCA housecat
6. Miniature smooth-haired dachshund
5. Miniature long-haired dachshhund
4. Standard smooth-haired dachshund
3. Standard long-haired dachshund
2. Miniature wire-haired dachshund
1. Standar wire-haired dachshund

(or a gigantic one!)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/megahotdog2.jpg

Top 7 Reasons to see a Movie[/img]

[admiral sab]

7. It's a Star Trek film
6. Mel Gibson is in it.
5. Johnny Depp is in it.
4. Because it's Spiderman 2, DOOD!
3. Orlando Bloom is in it.
2. You're bored with nothing else to do.

and the number one reason to see a movie is:
You won free tickets to go see a movie in a raffle.

(This actually happened to me when Nemesis came out. I used the free ticket to go see it! lol I know I paid too much! I wanted my money back! ;) )

Top Seven ways Seven should have left Voyager! :) Have fun! -but don't be funny!

[Nic Corelli]

You didn`t set the next list! AAARRGGH! :twisted: :twisted:

[admiral sab]

um Yes I did! :twisted: :wink: :lol: :shock: :?:

[Nic Corelli]

Admiral Sab is becoming devious and evil!

Cat and I have taught her well. *sniff*

7. Flying out with a jetpack

6. Jumping to space with a parachute

5. Driving away on a Harley Davidson

4. Ice-skating away

3. Rolling herself in a carpet, getting someone to roll the carpet away

2. Hopping away on one foot

AND

1. Floating away on the wings of her love for CHAKOTAY

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NEXT - Top 7 Ugliest Species in Star Trek
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[Opium]

5. Johnny Depp is in it.
4. Because it's Spiderman 2, DOOD!
3. Orlando Bloom is in it.

Very true! We have similiar tastes... :D

[admiral sab]

Opium: yes we do! ;)


Top seven ugliest (shouldn't it be most ugly?) species in Star Trek:

7. The Ferengi

6. Klingons

5. Those fish looking things in the episode where Lwaxana is in heat.

4. The Insectoids

3. The Alien Nazi (the one in Zero Hour, had to be specific)

2. The alien Nazi (the one in the Killing Game, the Hirogen)

and the number one most ugly species in Star Trek:
the Reptillian Xindi

[NeoMatrix]

I was thinking of the Vidiians as one of the ugliest aliens

[admiral sab]

Oh I forgot them! they were ugly!

Ok here's the next list since I forgot to put up a list too!


Top 7 ugliest creatures that I (Sab) didn't name:

[Vedra]

7. The Than (bug-people from Andromeda.)

6. Klingons (sorry,it's just with those crimped wigs they all look like Twisted Sisters...lol)

5. This green monkeyperson I saw on Andromeda...I don't know what the species is...man that thing was HIDEOUS!

[Ginga]

4. Alter Ego. Anyone who's mouth hangs open and looks freaky all the time is ugly.

[admiral sab]

3. The Jem Hadar

2. The Vidians

1. the alien from Parturition.



ok Top 7 Brannon Braga episodes. (I know it's hard, but TRY!)

[Ginga]

ok Top 7 Brannon Braga episodes. (I know it's hard, but TRY!)

*snorts* I'll need to think hard on that one... I have a feeling everyone will be stuck. :\

[admiral sab]

lol Nic, are you proud of me? ;) :twisted:

[Nic Corelli]

Hmmm...

(in no reasonable order)

7. Frame of Mind

6. All Good Things

5. Endgame

4. Schisms :mrgreen:

3. Threshold (bwahahahahaha) :twisted:

(someone else continue, por favor)

[Nic Corelli]

lol Nic, are you proud of me? ;) :twisted:

Very! :twisted: :twisted:

[admiral sab]

3. Threshold (bwahahahahaha)



*Shivers* now that was PURE EVIL! ;) *shivers and thinks happy P/T thoughts*

[Ginga]

2. Macrocosm (Double Bwahaha)

Despite the fact that it was a Janeway episode, I'm forced to admit that it blew.

[admiral sab]

ya'll are stumped?

Any one have a number one favorite Braga epis?

anyone?

Sab

[Nic Corelli]

1. Scorpion, Part I :D


NEXT - Your Top 7 Favourite TV Shows

[Ginga]

Oooh. Can they be anime?

7. Sailor Moon. (Alright, I can HEAR the laughing flying at me as I type this. It was the anime that got me into anime... and it will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart. So there.)

6. The Office (Ooh, this is the funniest BBC show... XD You're missing out if you haven't seen it.)

5. Will & Grace (Give me this over Friends any day.)

4. Judging Amy (These characters have to be some of the most ANNOYING in existance. But... somehow you still love 'em.)

3. ER (Ergh. I'm going nuts with the latest season finale. I do hate cliffhangers. And ER does them so well, along with everything else they do.)

2. Fushigi Yuugi (My all-time favorite anime, and a friggin' emotional roller-coaster ride.)

1... Voyager! Whoever didn't see this one coming is an idiot.

NEXT: Top 7 Top 7 lists. :wink: As you can see, I couldn't think of another.

[Nic Corelli]

Top 7 Top 7 lists:

7. The List of the Seven Kingdoms, from Song of Ice and Fire (READ IT!)

6. Snow White`s birthday present list for the Seven Dwarves

5. Caesar`s list of his Favourite Seven Hills of Rome

4. Lucifer`s list of his Favourite Seven Deadly Sins

3. Smurfette`s list of the Seven Hottest Smurfs (including Pappa Smurf)

2. The list of the Seven Hairdos of Janeway


and...

1. Evil Dutch Woman`s List of the Seven Earth continents, with the number #1 continent on the list (Antarctica) being picked for the location of her evil secret base of terror :twisted:


NEXT - Your Top 7 favourite movie actors
[/i]

[Opium]

7. Matt Damon
6. Orlando Bloom
5. Alan Rickman
4. Hugh Grant
3. Jack Nicholson
2. Jim Carrey
1. Johnny Depp

Top Seven Movie Actresses

[taya17]

7. Kate Mulgrew (:P @ PHJ)
6. Jodie Foster
5. Kiera Knightley
4. Uma Thurman
3. Julia Roberts
2. Jennifer Garner
1. Mira Furlan


They've all acted in movies before and if you disagree with my choices you can BITE ME. I can promise I will not bite back--only shoot you about 50 times or so. :twisted:

Next: Top 7 reasons you like Star Trek. Not sure if it's been done before... if so, only one person has done it anyway, how about the rest of you? :)

[Ginga]

7. Wonderful characters everywhere! You just gotta love them all. Of course, there are always some exceptions... X_x

6. Futuristic technology... what I wouldn't give for my own replicator.

5. Kick-ass weapons. What I wouldn't give for my own phaser rifle.

4. Intriguing stories. Lots of them make you think. Lots of them are funny. Lots of them are just plain fun. Again... there are exceptions. x_X

...*hands over to someone else* I think that's all my reasons... O_o

[admiral sab]

3. P/T, T/T and P/C (for a shipper it's a good thing)

2. My dad made me.

1. I don't watch Smallville.

Top 7 reasons why 47 is such an important number. (don't be funny or Nic will hurt you)

[NAHTMMM]

7. There are about 47 degrees between the Tropic of Capricorn and that of Cancer.

6. 47^9 can be written as the sum of distinct smaller 9th powers.

5. 47 is a prime Keith number. (Whuh? I dunno)

4.
4 + 7 = 11
7 + 11 = 18
11 + 18 = 29
18 + 29 = 47

3. 47^3 is the smallest cube which is a sum of consecutive squares.

2. 666^47 has a digit sum of 666 :shock:

1. Without 47, how would we count from 46 to 48?




Next: Top Seven Sports to Play

[admiral sab]

7. Baseball

6. Basketball

5. Hockey (I've never played it, but it looks fun!)

4. Football

3. football (french) Soccer (english)

2. Golf

1. having a race.


Top 7 ways to spend one dollar.

[Opium]

Top 7 ways to spend a loonie (since I'm Canadian! :wink: )

7. Can of coke. I mean, really! Caffiene, sugar-the perfect drink! :lol:
6. Give it to a friend, so we have enough to rent a video and spend time together.
5. On a cute dachshund card, just for fun.
4. In the SPCA, Save the Rainforest or SallyAnn bucket.
3. Chocolate bar. mmm, chocolate.
2. Put it in a jar for a rainy day.
1. On a box of TimBits during a all-night video marathon!

Top 7 Things To Do On A Rainy Day

[admiral sab]

7. The obvious, read fivers.

6. The not so obvious, read Phlox/Archer fanfic. (heh, that was for you PHJ!)

5. read a good book.

4. eat chocolate. (that's always a good idea!)

3. post at this forum.

2. write fanfic.

1. run outside in the rain!


Top 7 things to do on a snowy day. (Not that we get many of those days here in Alabama!)

[Nic Corelli]

7. Build a snowman

6. Destroy your snowman

5. Destroy someone else`s snowman

4. Ski!

3. Ice skate on a frozen lake

2. Fall into the lake while ice skating on it (when the ice cracks)

and

1. Hunt mammoths


NEXT!


Top 7 of your Favourite Enterprise episodes

[admiral sab]

7. Broken Bow (Both parts, especially the second)

6. Zero Hour (Alien Nazi and all!)

5. Harbinger (well duh!)

4. Countdown (she calls him Trip for goodness sake!)

3. Similitude (again kinda obvious why)

2. The Forgotten (so sweet!)

and the number one favorite Tucker/T'Pol episode is:

1. E2.

LOL yeah I know it was supposed to be favorite Enterprise episodes, but my list was turning out a Tucker/T'Pol eps list, so I took a leap.

NEXT: Top 7 favorite time travel episodes. (with or without alien nazis!)

[Opium]

Top 7 favorite time travel episodes.

7. Time's Arrow TNG parts 1 and 2-TNG
6. Children of Time
5. Time's Orphan-DS9
4. Wrongs Darker than Death or Night-DS9
3. Far Beyond the Stars-DS9
2. Trials and Tribble-ations
1. All Good Things... parts 1 and 2-TNG


Top 7 favorite 'ship eps.

[admiral sab]

7. Zero Hour (yes it was a ship ep, to me!)

6.Attached, TNG

5. Day of Honor, VOY

4. Blood Fever

3. Drive

2. Lineage (Can you tell I'm a P/Ter?)

1. Harbinger (only because Home hasn't aired yet and by the early script, er spoiler pages, it's going to be a classic!)

NEXT: Top 7 excuses for missing work.

[MaverickZer0]

Top 7 excuses for missing work

I'm sorry....but I know I'm sad...these are actual excuses I've used for missing my summer job...

7. "I have to feed my fish." (I know, it takes me like 3 seconds....it shouldn't take than long....I only have an algae eater...)
6. "I shouldn't have to come to work. It's Saturday." (I just woke up, and school had been out for maybe three days. Yes, they called me.)
5. "I have flying lessons." (When I used it, true. I do take flying lessons.)
4. "As soon as I beat this part of the game." (What was I thinking? Was I thinking?)
3. "I have to walk my cats." (What's sad is, they believed this one.)
2. "I locked my keys in my car." (I don't have a driver's license yet.)

and the top excuse I've used to attempt getting out of work...

1. "I'm sick." (I was, though, really. Strep throat. I think I got off because I heard someone say 'humor the poor boy' on their end, but whether that had something to do with strep throat or not I don't want to know.)

I deeply apologize if my MSTing made the list funny. I have genuinely used every single excuse here. I am sad. Throw stuff at me if you wish.

Next: Top 7 Best Pets

[admiral sab]

7. a goat (we had one and they are so fun)

6. bird

5. Gerbil

4. kitten (they make me sneeze, but they are cute!

3. Neo Pet

2. turtle

1. Dog ( I have three!)

Next: top 7 things to do instead of doing work

[Opium]

7. Study
6. Sing
5. Read something interesting
4. Create something-story, prop, flowerpot, computer graphic, anything.
3. Go to 5MV forums :wink:
2. Do something with a friend
1. THEATRE!


Top 7 Things To Avoid At Work

[admiral sab]

7. other people who like to gossip.

6. work.

5. The computer since you'll end up not doing work and probably getting fired.

4. getting fired.

3. Getting laid off.

2. The boss.

1. goofing off. (which is hard to avoid)

NEXT: Top 7 reasons to watch Enterprise

[admiral sab]

wow are there really no reasons to watch Enterprise? LOL ok since that topic went NOWHERE for 2 whole days, let's try this Top 7 list:

Top 7 Janeway Quotes... :)

[MaverickZer0]

Wait! I can do the Enterprise one.

Top 7 Reasons to Watch Enterprise

7. To figure out who Future Guy is
6. To see if we get decnt plotlines
5. To help TrekNoConfidence
4. To look for T/T 'ship threads (Meaning Trip/T'Pol)
3. To see if they stop letting Archer star and let him get character development
2. To watch the conclusion of the ongoing story arc
1. To watch Malcolm go trigger-happy and the MACOs die

We'll do that Top 7 Janeway Quotes one now.

[Ginga]

Ah, finally! The perfect Top 7 list. X3

7. "Sometimes you have to go in blind. That's the exciting part." -Innocence

6. "Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. Coffee. Black." - Bride of Chaotica

5. "I don't respond well to threats." - Year of Hell

4. "I'll make you a deal, Voyager. The next M-Class planetoid we find, we'll set down and I'll give you a nice maintenance overhaul. What do you say?" - Haunting of Deck 12

3. "One more cup and I’ll jump to warp." - Once Upon a Time

2. "There's coffee in that nebula." - The Cloud

And, of course...

1. "Sometimes you just have to punch your way through." - Parallax

NEXT: Top 7 Times You Went Crazy While Watching Voyager

[Opium]

Top 7 Times You Went Crazy While Watching Voyager

7. Wondering why they still don't have seatbelts- Caretaker
6. Wondering why they claimed season 3 had a decent plot.
5. Why don't they just put everyone in catsuits during season 4.
4. Waiting for Torres and Paris to get together already!
3. Too. Many. Janeways-Endgame
2. With the Holodeck Nazis. Stupid. Annoying. Crazy-making!-The Killing Game
1. Every time I tune into a rerun, I wonder why they never found John and TopHatMan.

Top 7 Reasons You Watch the Olympics

[admiral sab]

7. To support the good old US of A. :) Kick those Canuck's booties! j/k

6. To watch Hockey the way it's meant to be played.

5. To drool over the men. (Yeppers I'm married, so what? ;) )

4. Days isn't on so why not?

3. to dream about one day doing that and trying it and twisting your ankle.

2. so you can brag to all your Canadian friends how we beat them.

1. So you can congratulate all your Canuck friends and say "It's just a game!" ;) LOL

All the love to Canada! You know last Winter Olympics I was so mad b/c I knew that that man and woman had won the gold at ice skating, but they got the silver and I was soooo mad for Canada! But I'm glad they investigated that and gave the Canucks what they earned! But I digress...

the next topic is: Top 7 Chakotay Quotes- I've got a theme going....

[Ginga]

the next topic is: Top 7 Chakotay Quotes- I've got a theme going....
Oh, dear God.

7. "My people have a saying..."
6. "*crashes a shuttle*"
5. "This reminds me of an ancient legend..."
4. "*crashes another shuttle*"
3. "Here, Kathryn, let me give you some ideas even though you'll just crush them mercilessly with a 3 Inch Heel and spit on them."
2. "*crashes yet another shuttle*"
1. "I don't like parameters, dammit! *whiiiiiine*"

Okay, that was just to be silly. Somebody do it for real now. :P

[admiral sab]

7. Are you depressed? (Extreme Risk...see my fiver for the proper response)

6. I forgot my Padd you two go on without me. (Lineage)

5. Taya. (heh, that was was just for 17) ;) (also Lineage)

4. Temporal Prime Directive. (Shattered)

3. I've recommended you for Chief Engineer. (or something like that, Parallax.)

2. the stuff he says in the turbolift to Janeway in Shattered. About how Tom wouldn't be the same guy if she altered the timeline. Yeah that stuff. (Shattered)

and the number one quote is: She bit you? (Blood Fever) that still makes me laugh.

Top 7 Tuvok quotes. (try and be original)

[Nic Corelli]

Woo! Good ol` Tuvok!

7. "Asking female officers for their clothing could lead to misunderstanding." - "Flashback"

6. "I am looking for Mr. Neelix`s instinct. Perhaps it will be marked." - "Rise"

5. "During my three years on Voyager I have grown to respect a great many of you. Some I have learned to tolerate." - "Revulsion"

4. "Mr. Neelix, you are an unending source of astonishment." - "Timeless"

3. "I would prefer not to hear the life history of my breakfast." - "Flashback"

2. "I am curious, Lieutenant. What does it mean - groovy?" - "Future`s End, Part I"


and the Number One Tuvok Quote...


1. "Given Mr. Paris` alleged familiarity with 20th Century America it is a wonder we survived the experience at all." - "Future`s End, Part II"


For more on Tuvok, and some other characters, do check out the http://zvjezdane-staze1.tripod.com/vl/id4.html Heheheh.


Next - Top 7 EMH Doctor Quotes (this should be good)

[admiral sab]

Ahh yes the good ole Doc...

7. "Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about name calling." (Basics pt 2)

6. "I'm a doctor, not a bartender!" (Twisted)

5. "I was inspired by the presence of a master" (Basics pt 2, to Seska on deception)

4. "Are you trying to give me an arterial occlusion?" (the doc as B'Elanna, Renaissance)

3. "Traditionally one crawls in head first" Doc to EMH 2 (Message in a Bottle)

2. "I swear this oathe by APollo Physician, by Asclepius, by Heath and by all the gosds and goddesses. In whatsoever place that I enter, I will enter to help the sick and heal the injured...and I will do no harm." (Darkling, I could almost do that by memory! Scary!)

and the number one Doc quote would be:
1. "Defensive mechanisms can come in many forms... perhaps if you looked for the root cause-" lol the expression when he gets muted is priceless! (Displaced)

edit ok I found one more but I had to add it!
Tuvok, I understand,
You are a Vulcan man,
You have just gone without
For seven years, about.
Paris, please find a way
To load a hypospray.
I will give you the sign,
Just aim for his behind.
Hormones are raging,
Synapses blazing.
It's all very illogical! (LOL Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy) go here for more and to listen to the clip of that song! http://www.uss-voyager.bravepages.com/crew_emh_wisdom.htm

Top 7 Neelix quotes.

[Opium]

Top 7 Neelix quotes

7. It won't kill you.
6. It may not taste good, but it's good for you.
5. It won't kill you.
4. We are out of coffee.
3. It won't kill you.
2. Everyone is out of replacator rations, so Grub Root Porridge for everyone!
1. It won't kill you, just give you gas.

Me sleepy, some1 else do real 1!

[Nic Corelli]

Opium didn`t set the new topic, so I will...


(warning - this top 7 list might be funny. *thwaps self* it will never happen again!)


Ahem...


Top 7 Quotes from Last Saturday`s IRC chatlog! :twisted:


7.
<Seventeen> Pinty!
<Seventeen> I said Pinty!
<Zeke> He`s half a Quarty.
<NAHTMMM> Beerish fellow.

6.
* Seventeen considers what weapon to use on Pointy
<KatyJane> A harpoon
* Seventeen thwaps Pointy with a battleaxe
<KatyJane> Ooo good choice

5.
<Seventeen> Pointy brings out the animal in me!

4.
<PHJ> I'm madly in love with Zeke!

3.
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* Seventeen kidnaps NAH and takes him to her love nest in the mountains!
<catalina> NOO
<KatyJane> Nooo!
<NAHTMMM> o_O
* catalina sobs.
<NAHTMMM> Does it have central heating?


and, finally, the number one...


1.
<Zeke> This chat is very disturbing


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[admiral sab]

so what's the next list?

Hmmmmmm??????

[Nic Corelli]

Top 7 ways of Zeke killing Sab for typing 6 consecutive question marks? :twisted: :twisted:

[Alexia]

Does it work the same way with multiple twisted smilies nic? :twisted: :mrgreen: :wink:

[Nic Corelli]

Nope! :P :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Oh, alright... Your Top 7 Favourite Songs :D

[admiral sab]

7. "Front Porch Looking In"

6. "I wanna Live"

5. "Live like you were dying"

4. "I melt"

3. "You're my best friend"

2. "Let's be us again"

1. "I miss Mayberry"

(yes they are all country songs!)

Top 7 reasons to vote Alexia.

:)

[Ginga]

*ahem* Top 7 Reasons to Vote Alexia

7. She takes bribes.

6. Her campaign partner wrote a song about Janeway.

5. She's going to give out free pies if you vote for her.

4. She makes neato campaign posters AND 500 posts badges.

3. There will be no evil alien Nazis.

2. Kryptonite!

1. Janeway and B'Elanna will each have their shot at kicking some Archer ass.

NEXT: Top 7 Top 7 Lists 5MV Members Would Make (...has this been done already? I really can't remember and can't think of anything else.)

[admiral sab]

7. Zeke: Top 7 favorite pies.

6. 17: Top 7 ways to torture PHJ

5. Opium: Top 7 ways to get TopHatMan in a thread.

4. KatyJane: Top 7 forum ships.

3. Fuyu: Top 7 ways to get your post count to 500 in two months.

2. Alexia: Top 7 Janeway Episodes.

1. Nan: Top 7 ways to be mysterious.

[NAHTMMM]

Oooo, great list! :)


What should the next list be about now?

[Alexia]

*Is totally loving the last 2 lists* :mrgreen: :wink:

[Ginga]

3. Fuyu: Top 7 ways to get your post count to 500 in two months.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I might actually write that in my spare time one of these days. :lol:

[admiral sab]

sorry I wrote that last list in a hurry. Um the next list is:

Top 7 favorite ways Trip has gone topless.

[Nic Corelli]

7. The Ferengi board the ship, so Trip takes off his shirt.

6. Port warp nacelle starts malfunctioning, so clearly Trip has to take off his shirt to seal it.

5. It`s the episode 16 of the fourth season, and that clearly requires Trip to take off his shirt.

4. Hoshi sneezes, and Trip sympatethically takes off his shirt and gives it to her to wipe her nose.

3. The Suliban kidnap Archer and demand ransom. Trip offers his shirt, they accept.

2. Trip loses one pip which means his uniform is in violation of Starfleet rank protocol. There is a spare uniform in his quarters, but he decides to just take off his shirt.


and


1. The environmental controls go wild and the ship becomes terribly, tropically hot, everyone is sweating like crazy. Trip briefly considers taking off his shirt, but decides against it. :twisted:


NEXT - Top 7 of your Favourite Non Country Songs (:P)

[Opium]

7. 99 Luftballons by Nina
6. The score of the movie 'Chicago'
5. American Psycho by Treblecharger
4. Dancing Queen by Abba
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
2. Naveed by Our Lady Peace
1. 4am by Our Lady Peace

Top Seven Non-Rock Fave Tunes

[KillerGodMan]

7: Too Bad by Nickleback
6: Blue by Effle 65
5: Can't touch this by MC hammer
4: Macho Man by The Village People
3: The score from Star Trek: The motion picture
2: My Music Class
1: The entire song list from "Mamma Mia!" (with the exception of I do, I do, I do, I do, which was terible compaired to the original)

[Chancellor Valium]

Top 7 Reasons to vote for me for Exec Prod!
7) I'll have episodes released at the same time in all countries WITHOUT INTERRUPTIONS! that means not for Wimbledon, the Antiques Roadshow, NOTHING! (sorry, I live in GB - BBC are b*****ds)
6) I'll sack Troi
5)I'll kill off Data's obsession with synonyms
4) I'll kill off Wesley....again
3) I'll put in crossovers which aren't just crossover-fests
2) I'll make Zaphod Beeblebrox President of the Federation
And finally:
1) I'll get in even if you don't vote for me and morph Star Trek into Blake's 7.....