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Opium
04-01-2003, 05:28 AM
I've got an idea for a thread: One Word Story thread. Basically, there is some sort of starting sentence. Then, each person adds one word per post, which makes sense with the previous words, to make a story. They usually get long and rambly and really really funny.

I'll start (and hopefully people will catch on :D )

One night Andrew, Xander, Buffy and Spike were walking down the street when suddenly a time portal opened and they were sucked to the Enterprise, where Andrew immediatly took a strong liking to Captain Archer.

Opium
04-01-2003, 05:29 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0].Archer[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-01-2003, 05:36 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]shouted[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-01-2003, 05:44 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"What[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-01-2003, 06:19 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]the[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-01-2003, 06:26 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]*PG-13*[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-01-2003, 09:30 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]are[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-01-2003, 11:53 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mice.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-01-2003, 03:24 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]T'Pol[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-01-2003, 06:37 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]needs[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-01-2003, 07:11 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]a

(plus something else to make the board realise that this is a real message)[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-01-2003, 07:14 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]shiny[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-01-2003, 09:28 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]head[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-01-2003, 09:55 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]to[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-01-2003, 10:34 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]look[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-01-2003, 10:38 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]ravishing"



((oh oh, I've created a monster!)) :D[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-02-2003, 01:12 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Buffy[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-02-2003, 01:18 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]kissed[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-02-2003, 01:27 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Porthos[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-02-2003, 01:38 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]passionately[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-02-2003, 01:39 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]wetly[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-02-2003, 02:04 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]eating[/color:post_uid0]

MPQ
04-02-2003, 02:39 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]chili[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-02-2003, 02:47 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]con[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-02-2003, 04:09 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]brio[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-02-2003, 04:23 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0].Farts[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-02-2003, 04:47 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]caused[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-02-2003, 08:05 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]the[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-02-2003, 09:25 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Enterprise[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-02-2003, 01:40 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]to[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-02-2003, 03:05 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]ludicrously[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-02-2003, 03:22 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]resemble[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-02-2003, 04:18 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]a

(I wish I could go on,lol)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-02-2003, 04:21 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]mutated[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-02-2003, 04:26 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Here is what we have so far:

One night Andrew, Xander, Buffy and Spike were walking down the street when suddenly a time portal opened and they were sucked to the Enterprise, where Andrew immediatly took a strong liking to Captain Archer. Archer shouted “What the *PG-13* are mice. T-pol needs a shiny head to look ravishing." Buffy kissed Porthos passionately wetly eating chili con brio. Farts caused the enterprise to ludicrously resemble a mutated…[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-02-2003, 04:28 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]two-headed[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-02-2003, 04:39 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mr. Bigglesworth[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-02-2003, 04:54 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]without[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-02-2003, 05:13 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]pants.[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-02-2003, 06:38 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ugh.[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-02-2003, 11:57 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]said


((If Mr Biggleworth is a cat, wouldnt he always be pantsless???)) :p[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-03-2003, 12:44 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]a


(Two-headed with mud and grass all over him? I call that "ugh"--but then, I'm not the one who'll have to give him a bath.)[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-03-2003, 01:56 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]purveyor[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-03-2003, 02:53 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]of

(since presumably no one wants to get stuck with this word ;))[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-03-2003, 03:35 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]unknown[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-03-2003, 03:38 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]origins[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-03-2003, 07:46 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]whose[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-03-2003, 07:57 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]wares[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-03-2003, 10:40 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]cracked[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-03-2003, 10:55 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]under[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-03-2003, 01:41 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]sexual


(it's late here...darn Centcom reports are too entertaining!) :([/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-03-2003, 02:38 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]tension.

( a la 'A night in sickbay' )[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-03-2003, 03:33 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Mudd[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-03-2003, 08:00 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]was[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-03-2003, 08:24 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]here."[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-03-2003, 09:42 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]2002[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-03-2003, 11:18 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ain't[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-03-2003, 11:25 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]nobody[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-03-2003, 11:28 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]having[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-04-2003, 12:01 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]nothing[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-04-2003, 12:58 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]to[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-04-2003, 01:27 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]lasso[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-04-2003, 01:41 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]into[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-04-2003, 01:51 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]balloon

Um, I was following until this last sentent, which is the most incoherent piece of rubish I've ever taking part in - except for this story we wrote 3 lines at a time durring work time in class today. We ended up finding out how sick and twisted some of the most seeming innocent classmates are :)[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-04-2003, 03:41 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]animals[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-04-2003, 04:33 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Period.

(Sorry, that sentence needed to end before it reached critical mass. The Chandrasekar Limit is nobody's friend.)[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-04-2003, 04:52 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Forumgoers[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-04-2003, 05:19 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]rooted[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-04-2003, 06:11 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]for[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-04-2003, 07:39 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]truffles[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-04-2003, 09:26 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neelix

((this is a story afterall... It should make some sense, or at least be in some sort of understandble English, or at the very least be about pie.Hehe, truffles are yummy)) :D[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-04-2003, 02:43 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]made[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-04-2003, 10:27 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]faces[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-04-2003, 10:42 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]because[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-04-2003, 10:46 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]tribbles[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-05-2003, 12:13 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]ate[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-05-2003, 01:45 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]everything.

(Hang on...what was Neelix doing on Archer's Enterprise? Or tribbles, for that matter.)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-05-2003, 03:39 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Except


(Well, what was Mudd doing there? And in 2002, even? Oh yeah, and the cat too? :p)[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-05-2003, 03:42 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]the[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-05-2003, 03:45 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]leola



:smile:[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-05-2003, 03:46 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]root[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-05-2003, 04:16 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]pie. -_-[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-05-2003, 06:57 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Xander

(trying to get the story back on track ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-05-2003, 08:54 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]made[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-05-2003, 09:02 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]lots[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-05-2003, 01:36 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]of[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-05-2003, 03:55 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]moon[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-05-2003, 04:43 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]pies.[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-05-2003, 04:59 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Captain[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-05-2003, 05:09 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Janeway[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-05-2003, 07:20 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]wasn't[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-05-2003, 08:26 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]lost[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-05-2003, 10:54 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]in[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-05-2003, 11:14 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Lister's

I hope someone has the same idea as me.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-06-2003, 12:12 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]laundry

(as close as my Swiss-cheese memory will come)[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-06-2003, 01:09 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Here's what we have so far:


One night Andrew, Xander, Buffy and Spike were walking down the street when suddenly a time portal opened and they were sucked to the Enterprise, where Andrew immediatly took a strong liking to Captain Archer. Archer shouted “What the *PG-13* are mice. T-pol needs a shiny head to look ravishing." Buffy kissed Porthos passionately wetly eating chili con brio. Farts caused the enterprise to ludicrously resemble a mutated…
...two-headed Mr.Bigglesworth without pants. "Ugh" said a purvauyer of unknown origins whose wares cracked under sexual tension
"Mudd was here 2002". Ain't nobody having nothingto lasso
into balloon animals. Period.
Forumgoers rooted for truffles(.) Neelix made faces because tribbles ate everything. Except the leola root pie. Xander made lots of moon pies. Captian Janeway wasnt lost in Lister's laundry

pile


((hehe, Voyager, Red Dwarf, Buffy and Enterprise. And pie.))[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 02:31 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]but[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-06-2003, 03:05 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Rizzo

(and there's the Muppets :D)[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 03:22 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]was.

I was thinkin' [i:post_uid0]Grease[/i:post_uid0] my man ;)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-06-2003, 03:40 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Saxamaphone[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 03:43 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]danced

you know I got da moves :D[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-06-2003, 04:19 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]with[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-06-2003, 04:38 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]T'Pol.

Wouldn't that be every man's dream come true![/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 04:41 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mayweather

Yes, it does! Awesome - thanks Wonko :)[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-06-2003, 04:54 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]left

Anytime! We should all be so lucky! :p[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 04:58 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]five[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 05:00 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]clues[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:01 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]at[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-06-2003, 05:04 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]home[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:06 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]plate[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 05:07 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]where[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:10 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Romulan[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 05:11 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]warbirds[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:12 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]decloaked[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 05:15 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]and[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:17 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]fired[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 05:18 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]spaceballs[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:19 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]the[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 05:25 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]mascot[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:30 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]because[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 05:31 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Captain[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-06-2003, 05:33 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Archer

(just to remind everyone he's still around ;))[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:37 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]swung[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 05:38 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]foul.[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:41 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sisko[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 05:43 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]monitored[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 05:52 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]the[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 06:01 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]game[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:11 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]while[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 06:13 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]scrubbing[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:14 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]plasma[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 06:16 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]conduits[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:19 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]with[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 06:21 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]T'pol's[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:22 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]purple[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 06:27 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]panties.[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:29 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Whoa[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 06:32 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0],watch[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:34 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]out[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 06:35 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]for[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:38 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]that[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 06:44 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tree!",[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:46 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]said[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-06-2003, 07:12 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]George[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 07:15 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]of[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-06-2003, 07:19 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]the[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 07:20 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Enterprise[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-06-2003, 07:23 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Spike[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 07:24 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]toured[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 07:43 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]France[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 07:48 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]on[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-06-2003, 07:55 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]wheels[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 08:02 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]of[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-06-2003, 08:05 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]clay[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 08:06 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]when[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-06-2003, 08:21 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]it[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-06-2003, 08:46 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]rained[/color:post_uid0]

Nan
04-06-2003, 09:32 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]frogs


~Nan[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-06-2003, 11:23 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Spike[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-06-2003, 05:35 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0](Snoopy's[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:31 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]twin[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-06-2003, 06:51 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]grand-clone)[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 06:59 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]baked[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-06-2003, 07:36 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]bagels[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-06-2003, 07:47 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]by[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-06-2003, 07:54 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]moonlight[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-06-2003, 11:57 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]for[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-07-2003, 12:15 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]the[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-07-2003, 12:33 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Baron Adminstrator

Stretching it a bit I know, but technically it's a title so I reckon it counts a a word.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-07-2003, 01:18 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]of[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-07-2003, 03:26 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chili[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-07-2003, 03:51 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Jokes[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-07-2003, 05:46 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Alumni[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-07-2003, 05:55 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0].T'Pol[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-07-2003, 06:19 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]sculpted[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-07-2003, 06:41 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]many[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-07-2003, 06:48 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Voodo-Doll-Trip's

(okay, I'm stretching it, maybe :D )[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-07-2003, 06:57 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]for[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-07-2003, 07:08 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Anti-Vulcan Day[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-07-2003, 07:55 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]. His[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-07-2003, 08:04 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]luck[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-07-2003, 09:09 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]ran[/color:post_uid0]

Anonymous
04-07-2003, 06:24 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]curiously

(*waves wildly* Hi! Everybody!)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-07-2003, 07:43 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]screaming

(*waves wildly back at Katie :D*)[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-07-2003, 09:44 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]into

(Hi, Dr. Nick!)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-07-2003, 09:54 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]the[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-07-2003, 11:00 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]lampost[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-07-2003, 11:10 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]of

(I'm back after futily trying to connect to crappy AOL thru Linux. Stupid friggin Peng, Penggy, wi-fi-driver, mandrake linux, library with the out-of-date-Linux-For-Dummies books. Still, it's better than Windows.)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-07-2003, 11:21 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]DOOM![/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-07-2003, 11:30 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]. T'pol

(I loved DOOM. What a [i:post_uid0]sweet[/i:post_uid0] game!)[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-07-2003, 11:58 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]nerve-pinched

I know she hasn't done it yet, but I live in hope.[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-08-2003, 12:19 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Microsoft's[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-08-2003, 12:59 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]CEO[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-08-2003, 02:11 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0], Barney[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-08-2003, 04:02 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Rubble[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-08-2003, 07:52 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Pie[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-09-2003, 12:23 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]my[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-09-2003, 12:30 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]eye!"[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-09-2003, 12:32 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]said[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-09-2003, 12:45 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Side-show[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-09-2003, 12:51 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Luke Perry[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-09-2003, 12:54 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]whilst[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-09-2003, 01:04 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]being[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-09-2003, 01:55 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]matriculated[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-09-2003, 04:18 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]into[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-09-2003, 04:18 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]The[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-09-2003, 04:21 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]College[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-09-2003, 04:36 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]of[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-09-2003, 04:56 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Red-Shirt's[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-09-2003, 05:33 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Rules[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-09-2003, 09:11 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Once again: what we have so far:

One night Andrew, Xander, Buffy and Spike were walking down the street when suddenly a time portal opened and they were sucked to the Enterprise, where Andrew immediatly took a strong liking to Captain Archer. Archer shouted “What the *PG-13* are mice. T-pol needs a shiny head to look ravishing." Buffy kissed Porthos passionately wetly eating chili con brio. Farts caused the enterprise to ludicrously resemble a mutated…
...two-headed Mr.Bigglesworth without pants. "Ugh" said a purvauyer of unknown origins whose wares cracked under sexual tension
"Mudd was here 2002". Ain't nobody having nothingto lasso
into balloon animals. Period.
Forumgoers rooted for truffles(.) Neelix made faces because tribbles ate everything. Except the leola root pie. Xander made lots of moon pies. Captian Janeway wasnt lost in Lister's laundry...

...pile but Rizzo was. Saxamaphone danced with T'Pol. Mayweather left five clues at home plate where Romulan warbirds decloaked and fired spaceballs the mascot because Captian Archer swung foul Sisko monitored the game while scrubbing plasma conduits with T'Pol's purple panties "Whoa, watch out for that tree!" said George of the Enterprise. Spike toured France on wheels of clay when it rained frogs. Spike (Snoopy's twin grand-clone) baked bagels by moonlight for the Baron Adminstrator of Chili Jokes Alumni. T'Pol sculpted many Voodo-Doll-Trip's for Anti-Vulcan Day. His luch ran curiously screaming into the lampost of DOOM!. T'Pol nerved-pinched Microsoft's CEO, Barney Rubble. "Pie my eye" said Side-show Luke Perry whilst being matriculated into "The College of Red-Shirt's Rules

Of[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-09-2003, 02:28 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]DOOM!"[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-09-2003, 04:38 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Nervously,[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-09-2003, 05:19 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everyone[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-09-2003, 06:15 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]checked[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-09-2003, 06:47 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]their[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-09-2003, 07:45 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]shirts[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-09-2003, 08:22 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]for[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-09-2003, 09:43 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]rabid[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-09-2003, 09:57 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hortas (Horta? Hortae?).[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-09-2003, 10:05 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"This[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-09-2003, 10:10 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]is[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-09-2003, 10:47 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]my[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-09-2003, 10:50 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]weirdest[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-09-2003, 10:50 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]eye[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-09-2003, 11:39 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]popping[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-09-2003, 11:47 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]experience[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-10-2003, 12:27 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]since[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-10-2003, 12:53 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]octopi[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-10-2003, 01:36 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]was[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-10-2003, 02:40 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]eaten[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-10-2003, 07:32 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]. My[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-10-2003, 07:43 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]wormhole[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-10-2003, 11:48 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]causes[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-10-2003, 04:21 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]hyperpolythermonuclear[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-10-2003, 07:37 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]hiccups[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-10-2003, 08:43 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]of[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-10-2003, 09:47 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]MOOD![/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-10-2003, 09:55 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]This[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-10-2003, 10:22 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]just



(Remember, folks, this is a quote ;))[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-10-2003, 10:45 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]sucks[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-10-2003, 11:12 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]" said[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-10-2003, 11:18 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]someone[/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-10-2003, 11:20 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]in[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-10-2003, 11:20 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]the[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-10-2003, 11:30 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Enterprise[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-10-2003, 11:30 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]warp[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-10-2003, 11:30 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]supporters[/color:post_uid0]

Opium
04-10-2003, 11:33 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]team[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-11-2003, 12:36 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Borg[/color:post_uid0]