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Kira
03-31-2003, 02:01 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Two new Next Gen fivers today. New writer Nic Corelli brings us Five-Minute "Symbiosis (http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/nextgen/symbiosis.html)" all the way from Croatia, and saxamaphone turns out another fiver with Five-Minute "Masks (http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/nextgen/masks.html)."[/color:post_uid0]

Derek
03-31-2003, 02:20 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Picard: I can't imagine what it must be like to depend on a chemical substance. Computer -- tea, Earl Grey, hot.

Captain's Log: Ha! Take that, CSI, NYPD Blue and Law & Order! You and your addicts-of-the-week! We have an entire civilization addicted to drugs! Beat that!

Picard: Sorry, but the Prime Directive forbids us from interfering with the natural course of your ineptitude.[/quote:post_uid0]
Excellent, Nic. Good debut.

[quote:post_uid0]Data: It is a 26-sided polyhedron, composed of hexagons, octagons and --

Riker: Look what we found inside the comet, sir -- a giant alien archive in the shape of a giant horse.

Worf: "How Sharper Than A Serpent's Tooth!"
Picard: Worf, we're not playing the "List the Episodes or Movies that the Current Events Duplicate" game.[/quote:post_uid0]
Great fiver, sax. And thanks for the reference. :)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
03-31-2003, 03:23 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Captain's Log: We're studying a star whose massive flares are making our computer go all flashy-blue and nuts. What a beautiful opportunity for Reckless Endangerment of the Ship [TM]. Janeway would be so proud.[/quote:post_uid0]

When I read that, I was sure this was going to be a classic. :lol:

[quote:post_uid0]Data: Captain, a distress call is coming from the ship orbiting the fourth planet. It's being sent to the third planet.
Picard: Well, I'm pretty sure we're not the third planet. Turn it off.
Data: Captain, need I remind you that distress calls are an important source of plots? Even good ones, on occasion?
Picard: Oh, in that case, don't turn it off. We certainly need a good plot after that Klingon death-howling episode.[/quote:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0]Captain's Log: Ha! Take that, CSI, NYPD Blue and Law & Order! You and your addicts-of-the-week! We have an entire civilization addicted to drugs! Beat that![/quote:post_uid0]

And I was proven right! :lol:

"Masks" was really funny too.

[quote:post_uid0]Riker: Look what we found inside the comet, sir -- a giant alien archive in the shape of a giant horse.[/quote:post_uid0]

:D[/color:post_uid0]

FatMatDuhRat
03-31-2003, 04:32 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]La Forge:[/b:post_uid0] Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
:lol: :D :lol:
[b:post_uid0]BRILLIANT![/b:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

Nan
03-31-2003, 05:15 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Picard[/b:post_uid0]: Who are you?
[b:post_uid0]Data/Ihat[/b:post_uid0]: I am Ihat, and I need to hide from the wrath of Masaka.
[b:post_uid0]Picard[/b:post_uid0]: And who is she? Khan's sister?
[b:post_uid0]Data/Ihat[/b:post_uid0]: Nah -- we're talking [i:post_uid0]heavy-duty[/i:post_uid0] wrath here.[/quote:post_uid0]

*snarf*

Hoo boy, rather liked 'em. :) Good work, guys!

Nan[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
03-31-2003, 07:07 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great debut Nic! I'm looking forward to more fivers from you!

And as always, great job Sax!

This is gonna keep me laughin' for a while...and has inspired me to start writing my first fiver...5MV "Message in a Bottle".

I'll have it done "soon"
:D[/color:post_uid0]

Kristina
03-31-2003, 07:47 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]In order not to sound redundant: I second Wonko's opinion, to simply quote the most recent. Nice going, both! :D --and as for my reaction to both fivers: :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
03-31-2003, 07:47 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Awesome Fivers. I have been looking forward to seeing a fiver for "Masks" for awhile now. It is one weird episode.[/color:post_uid0]

Kristina
03-31-2003, 07:53 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]...but it's an episode that does show some of the versatility of Brent Spiner. And weird or not, that makes it interesting to me.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
03-31-2003, 09:24 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Plus Placard..[i:post_uid0]Picard[/i:post_uid0], sorry, gets to do some of that archelogical stuff that he likes so much.

Good stuff, guys.[/color:post_uid0]

Kira
03-31-2003, 10:21 PM
[quote:post_uid0="Wonko The Sane"][color=#000000:post_uid0]This is gonna keep me laughin' for a while...and has inspired me to start writing my first fiver...5MV "Message in a Bottle".[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Uhh, you might want to check before starting that. Unless I'm mistaken, "Message in a Bottle" is one of the episodes with Zeke's name carved on it in stone.[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
03-31-2003, 10:29 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Kira"]Uhh, you might want to check before starting that. Unless I'm mistaken, "Message in a Bottle" is one of the episodes with Zeke's name carved on it in stone.[/quote:post_uid0]
Hmm...in which case maybe I'll stop.

I've always been wondering why that episode has never been fived, since it's a huge fan favorite.

Oh well. :eyeroll:

EDIT: On second thought, it could always be made into a fiver by committee. Just a thought.[/color:post_uid0]

Kira
03-31-2003, 10:43 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm pretty sure it's one of Zeke's personal favorites, so I seriously doubt that will happen. :bigsmile:[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
03-31-2003, 10:56 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:::Sigh:::

Guess I should stop watching my tape of that episode now (on about the 3rd time through...taking notes).

I havn't met a trek fan that DOESN'T like "Message in a Bottle", which is why I was so shocked to find out that it wasn't already fived. I've actually been playing around with the idea of fiving it for months now, good thing I never started it.

Thanks for the warning, Kira![/color:post_uid0]

Saxamaphone
04-01-2003, 12:50 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nic - that was hilarious :smile:, excellent job and a magnifacant debut :D

Wonko - "Message in a Bottle" is one of my fav. episodes man :) I mean, how can you beat that multi-vector attack mode? Plus Andy Dick as an EMH? I don't know how :bigsmile:

And thanks for the kind words everyone :)[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-01-2003, 01:16 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Saxamaphone"]I mean, how can you beat that multi-vector attack mode?[/quote:post_uid0]
Oh, I had some good plans for that one!

I'm sure Zeke's got some better jokes up his sleeve though, so I'll wait for his version.

:D[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-01-2003, 01:23 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I havn't met a trek fan that DOESN'T like "Message in a Bottle", [/quote:post_uid0]

I have no idea what you're talking about.[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-01-2003, 01:32 AM
[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I havn't met a trek fan that DOESN'T like "Message in a Bottle", [/quote:post_uid0]

I have no idea what you're talking about.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I was just saying that everybody I've talked to seems to love that episode.[/color:post_uid0]

Captain Galactic
04-01-2003, 01:54 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I highly suspect there will be another update tomorrow. Why, no reason...

On another note entirly, just out of curiousity, is "The Arsenal of Freedom" taken?[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-01-2003, 02:03 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I was just saying that everybody I've talked to seems to love that episode.[/quote:post_uid0]

No, I mean that I have no idea what the episode is about, or what series it's from.[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-01-2003, 02:19 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Message in a bottle" - In a nutshell

Voyager, season 4, episode 14:

Seven uses an alien subspace communication network to make contact with an experimental starfleet vessel. Since conventional subspace transmissions will not reach the vessel, the doctor is sent through the comm network to the ship (USS Prometheus). On arrival, the doctor finds out the ship has been taken over by Romulans, and the entire crew is dead. The doctor activates the experimental EMH mark 2 to help him. Romulans use cool 3-piece seperation (Multi-Vector-Assault-Mode) to destroy a pursuing federation vessel. In the meantime, Seven makes first contact with the Hirogen. Doc and EMH2 take control of the Prometheus from the Romulans. Romulan warbirds attempt to get the ship back. 3 additional starfleet vessels attempt to destroy the Prometheus. All ends well.

This was the first time Voyager made contact with the Alpha Quadrant, and arguably the best episode of the series.[/color:post_uid0]

Derek
04-01-2003, 02:36 AM
[quote:post_uid0="Captain Galactic"][color=#000000:post_uid0]On another note entirly, just out of curiousity, is "The Arsenal of Freedom" taken?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I happen to know from personal experience that it is (I tried to request it and found it was already called).

Also, except by mere happenstance, there's no way I or anyone else know what's been called. Read the FAQs. Any Original Series fivers are requested through IJD. Any Next Generation fivers go through Marc. Anything else goes through Zeke. They're the people you want to talk to if you want to write fivers. Asking on the boards is futile.[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-01-2003, 03:06 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:::Smacks himself for not reading FAQs:::

Well, that solves all my problems right there!
:suspicious:[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-01-2003, 03:40 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Of course, Wonko, all this shouldn't necessarily discourage you from writing fivers for your own amusement. :) Like the song says, um...er...summat about pleasing yourself and a truck... :S...never mind. I don't expect to see all the freelancers I write published in my lifetime (some of them not at all), but I still laugh at the in-jokes. And it beats a lot of other stuff that's out there, like doing drugs or picking a fight with your linebacker brother or going to Brat Pack concerts. :dead:[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-01-2003, 04:11 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Anything else goes through Zeke. [/quote:post_uid0]

DS9 stuff seems to be Kira's domain.[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke
04-01-2003, 05:27 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Technically, DS9 is my domain, but [i:post_uid0]everything[/i:post_uid0] is Kira's domain to some extent.[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix
04-01-2003, 05:42 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey, Kira or Zeke, do you still have me down to do Darkling? I am still working on it. Are there any Star Trek NG episodes that are still available?[/color:post_uid0]

Kira
04-01-2003, 05:45 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yep, I've still got you for that one. And like Derek said (he's been well trained, as you can see) ask Marc if you have a particular episode in mind. (Getting him to list all available eps wouldn't be a very nice thing to do. <g>)[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-01-2003, 03:48 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, it's now April the 1st and I've noticed that there is something distinctly odd about the front page....

Must just be a coincidence.[/color:post_uid0]

Derek
04-01-2003, 04:04 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Front page? Something is decidedly odd about the whole site.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-01-2003, 04:29 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It must be Zuke's doing - I just can't see Zeke willingly adding all those multiple question and exclamation marks.[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke
04-01-2003, 05:20 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, I'm going to kill her.[/color:post_uid0]

Marc
04-01-2003, 05:27 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]>> On another note entirly, just out of curiousity, is "The Arsenal of Freedom" taken?

I happen to know from personal experience that it is (I tried to request it and found it was already called). <<

Yes, I can confirm that it's already reserved.

>> Are there any Star Trek NG episodes that are still available?

ask Marc if you have a particular episode in mind. <<

Yup, that's the best thing to do. The list of free episodes is in a constant state of flux, so asking me directly about the current availability of a particular show would be best. If you want to be efficient, you could even ask me about several potential shows at once (up to five at a time), so that I can check them all at the same time; if any are free, I'll then ask you to pick one as the show you'd like to work on. At the moment, there are about 60 or so unclaimed Next Gen episodes. Note that all the two-parters are reserved for Zeke, so you don't need to inquire about those.[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-01-2003, 05:55 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Zeke"]Oh, I'm going to kill her.[/quote:post_uid0]
*hysterical giggling*

Incidentally, just where are these alleged multiple marks situated? I haven't seen any (maybe I just didn't realize it, I dunno)... :S[/color:post_uid0]

Derek
04-01-2003, 06:02 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Um, just about everywhere I've looked has it. Maybe you should reload the page to make sure you have the most current copy. Then check out the TOS or DS9 index pages. "Who Mourns for Morn???" "Who Mourns for Adonais???" "Is There in Truth No Beauty???"[/color:post_uid0]

FatMatDuhRat
04-01-2003, 06:51 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It appears that the Homepage for [b:post_uid0]5MV[/b:post_uid0] has become all
[b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Ska-Rewy[/i:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0] in honor of [b:post_uid0]All Fools Day[/b:post_uid0]... unless this
is just a new attempt to severely mess w/all us loyal fans.
:dead: :smile:[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-01-2003, 07:18 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]It appears that the Homepage for 5MV has become all
Ska-Rewy in honor of All Fools Day... [/quote:post_uid0]

No, this is the Five-Minute Voyager page from the Mirror Universe.

How do I know? I'm the mirror Sa'ar Chasm. You can call me Earnest.

The real Sa'ar? Or don't worry about him. He's entertaining the Intendant.

[b:post_uid0]Intendant:[/b:post_uid0] He wishes![/color:post_uid0]

Kira
04-01-2003, 08:24 PM
[quote:post_uid0="Derek"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Then check out the TOS or DS9 index pages.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]My personal favorite is "Q Who???". :D

(Incidentally, not that I'm claiming responsibility for this atrocious incident, it's all the fivers and all the season pages in every series, not just TOS and DS9. <g>)[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-01-2003, 08:59 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I was looking through one of the actual fivers in this update and saw nothing, hence my confusion.

By the way, looks like whoever-it-was goofed up on "Yesteryear". One of those blank boxes that those of us who wade through the special characters option in Word know so well. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-01-2003, 09:26 PM
[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, I'm going to kill her.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]No kill her! Bad Zeke! Bad!!!!

bwuahahaha Oh thanks guys, I needed that laugh this week.[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke
04-01-2003, 09:47 PM
[quote:post_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000:post_uid0]!!!![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I may settle for killing [i:post_uid0]you[/i:post_uid0].[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-01-2003, 09:49 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Alright, I'm confused. Can somebody tell me how this Zuke was made up? Is it some wierd mix between Zeke and Kira? Or is it a mirror-universe Zeke?

I guess this is what happens when you're a newbie to the forums.[/color:post_uid0]

Derek
04-01-2003, 09:50 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Read last year's TJIs around this time.[/color:post_uid0]

Draknek
04-01-2003, 09:56 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or about a month after this time.

EDIT: No, that was the sequel I was thinking of.[/color:post_uid0]

Wonko The Sane
04-01-2003, 09:57 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Derek"]Read last year's TJIs around this time.[/quote:post_uid0]
Oh! It all makes sense now!
:suspicious:

Except I'm still wondering why Zeke called Zuke a her...
[quote:post_uid0]Oh, I'm going to kill her.[/quote:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-01-2003, 10:09 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]As far as I know it there is only one female senior member of the 5MV staff who has admin powers, thereby allowing them to alter the site.

I'll leave you to figure out who it is.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-01-2003, 10:09 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I may settle for killing you.[/quote:post_uid0]

You'll have to fight your way through the dog.

[quote:post_uid0]If the Titanic had struck a Heisenberg, would it still be floating?[/quote:post_uid0]

That's uncertain at this point. We know the exact position of the Titanic, but its velocity is still a mystery.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-01-2003, 10:18 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quote:post_uid0]If the Titanic had struck a Heisenberg, would it still be floating?[/quote:post_uid0]

That's uncertain at this point. We know the exact position of the Titanic, but its velocity is still a mystery.[/quote:post_uid0]

Well, thats pretty much moot, as it got raised years ago. At lest according to Clive Cussler. If you on the other hand you believe A.C Clarke, it's not going to happen for a few years yet.[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke
04-01-2003, 10:21 PM
[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I may settle for killing you.[/quote:post_uid0]

You'll have to fight your way through the dog. [/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, the dog wants to kill her too?[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-01-2003, 10:34 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quote:post_uid0]I may settle for killing you.[/quote:post_uid0]

You'll have to fight your way through the dog. [/quote:post_uid0]
Oh, the dog wants to kill her too?[/quote:post_uid0]
No, you will be unable to withstand the power of the dog's sheer cuteness. It permeates the space around the dog for miles, like an aura or like gravity, only different. :smile:[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-01-2003, 11:24 PM
[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quote:post_uid0]You'll have to fight your way through the dog. [/quote:post_uid0]
Oh, the dog wants to kill her too?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]The world is out to get me!! No be mean to me. My boyfriend is in Iraq. ;_; And no this isn't an April Fools joke. And if it is, i'll kill him because it's a pretty sick joke. ;) hehe

Don't want to down the convo though. so.. ::flicks Zeke:: No killing me either![/color:post_uid0]

Marc
04-01-2003, 11:27 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]>> If the Titanic had struck a Heisenberg, would it still be floating? <<

And then there's the joke about the old sea captain who, on his deathbed fifty years later, admitted that it was his freighter and not an iceberg that had accidentally hit the Titanic -- something he had waited until now to reveal because he didn't want his ship's insurance premiums to go up.[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-01-2003, 11:34 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm not out to get you, Celeste. I'm sure most of us here aren't.[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-02-2003, 12:12 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]::plays with her mind control device:: Oh, I know. O:)[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-02-2003, 01:36 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]If you on the other hand you believe A.C Clarke, it's not going to happen for a few years yet.[/quote:post_uid0]

It will or it won't, depending on which book you read. As or c1970, it was on display in New York in 22-something. However, later it turned out that an attempt was made to raise it but failed when a seaquake buried the ship in mud. After humanity departed and the planet rearranged itself, an advanced automated probe excavated it from the mountain it was now entombed in.[/color:post_uid0]

mudshark
04-02-2003, 02:34 AM
[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0] You can call me Earnest.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Is that important?[/color:post_uid0]

Things Are Good
04-02-2003, 08:22 AM
[quote:post_uid0="Guest"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]You can call me Earnest.[/quote:post_uid0]
Is that important?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Being earnest and sincere is kinda the opposite of being sarcastic.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi
04-02-2003, 04:25 PM
[quote:post_uid0="Things Are Good"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Guest"][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]You can call me Earnest.[/quote:post_uid0]
Is that important?[/quote:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes. You might even say vitally so.[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-02-2003, 04:59 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]You know, we really should get around to getting mudshark logged in already. It can be annoying when you see a mistake in a post you can't edit.[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke
04-02-2003, 06:12 PM
[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]You know, we really should get around to getting mudshark logged in already.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]"We"? I don't see how anyone else is involved....[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-02-2003, 06:46 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I was referring to our collective responsibility to stand up for our unlucky fellow forumgoer and see to it, via petitions, pressure, browser advice, or whatever else would be appropriate, that the problem is fixed...er...sooner than soon. If that's not a contradiction in terms or anything.[/color:post_uid0]

mudshark
04-02-2003, 08:22 PM
[quote:post_uid0="Things Are Good"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Guest"][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]You can call me Earnest.[/quote:post_uid0]
Is that important?[/quote:post_uid0]
Being earnest and sincere is kinda the opposite of being sarcastic.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It was a feeble attempt at a play on [i:post_uid0]The Importance of Being Earnest.[/i:post_uid0] Just forget I said anything.[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke
04-02-2003, 08:30 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Relax, mudshark -- it wasn't feeble. PHJ clearly got it, and so did I.

I take it from NAH's post that you haven't just chosen not to register but are having technical problems. What kind? I can look into it, or ask Owen to.[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke
04-02-2003, 08:43 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]<span id='ME'><center>Zeke notices that the very post he just replied to wasn't unregistered</center></span>

Um... April Fool's?[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste
04-02-2003, 09:14 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]And this, my friends, is why Zeke's title says "Like Kira, [i:post_uid0]but slower.[/i:post_uid0]"

::runs for it::[/color:post_uid0]

mudshark
04-02-2003, 09:17 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, I'm registered. It's just that the software chooses not to recognize that. (The above post is a new anomaly -- more on that later but at least someone gets to actually see the member title you came up with for me.)

Back to the point, I registered when the Forums came back and made these posts in the "The New Forums: What and Why" thread:
[quote:post_uid0]
mudshark
Unregistered
Posted: 01 Mar. 2003, 14:33
Heigh-ho, looky here! New 5MV-looking forums! Nice job, Zeke (and graphics consultant Kira). I approve!
Good to be back, and I'll be catching up as time permits.
*goes off to check out the rest of the new stuff* Back to top

mudshark
Unregistered
Posted: 01 Mar. 2003, 15:16
Hmm. Something strange going on here. I'm registered and logged in. My name is showing at the bottom of the main page, yet as soon as I move to another part of the forum, I'm a guest. Are my cookies off having fun by themselves and pretending to be me? Back to top [/quote:post_uid0]
After the first one, I realized that it was no longer saying "Welcome, mudshark" at the top of the page (the fact that I had to enter my s/n to make the first post should have been a tipoff, but oh well.) I find that the software is not logging me in automatically, as I specified, and if I log in each time, it puts my s/n in the "Active users" box, but still says "Welcome guest" at the top of the page.

I figured that this was just a glitch that would get worked out one way or another, and didn't worry too much about it.

The above post (reply to [b:post_uid0]Sa'ar[/b:post_uid0]) is a little odder. I've been making unregistered posts now and then with no trouble, but when I went to send this one, I got a message to the effect that my login status could not be determined, and that the administrator was not allowing guests to post. Okay, says I, after getting the same result several times, and log in, which action apparently posted the above automatically.[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM
04-02-2003, 09:56 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm thinking cookies might have something to do with this... :suspicious:[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm
04-03-2003, 01:37 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Relax, mudshark -- it wasn't feeble. PHJ clearly got it, and so did I.[/quote:post_uid0]

Sadly enough, I didn't. This from the guy who knew that Phineas Fogg went Around the World in Eighty Days.

Actually, the full name is Earnest Peak. There's a phantom ess in there somewhere. It's a rather strained pun.[/color:post_uid0]

Nic Corelli
04-07-2003, 12:46 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey everyone!! :)

Thanks for all the nice words for my first fiver! Sorry it took me so long, I was off the Internet for seven or eight days, and I found out that "Symbiosis" had been published only late last night. So, thanks again! I`m really glad you enjoyed it. :D[/color:post_uid0]

Nic Corelli
04-07-2003, 02:10 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It`s me again, ;)

First, I just want to say that if you click "Contact the author" after you`ve read Five Minute Symbiosis, you will find my email address, but it`s the wrong one. It goes "kal-el108@excite.com", but it actually should go "kal-el08@excite.com. It`s 08, and not 108. So, just in case someone tried, accidentally, for some reason unknown, to send me an email, I hope it didn`t go to the wrong address.

And second, my question goes to Kira or Zeke - is the DS9 episode "Defiant" taken? Because if it`s not, can I have it for fiving?

See you ;)

Nic[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke
04-07-2003, 10:44 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'll fix the mistake. As for episode requests, the boards aren't the place; please stick to email for that.[/color:post_uid0]