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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Annnnnnd here's "The Xindi (../enterprise/thexindi.html)."[/color:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Looks good.
I haven't read it all yet, but so far I really like:
[quote:post_uid0]Tucker: So, as you can see, gravity in the cargo bay is....
(pause)
Tucker: I said, is....
Cargo Bins: Oh, right! (CRASH)
Archer: Wow. That can't possibly be explained by science. Therefore it didn't happen. What did you really call me down here for, Trip?
Tucker: I was sorta hopin' the cargo bins would target you. [/quote:post_uid0]
Good job, Zeke.[/color:post_uid0]
Sa'ar Chasm
09-17-2003, 05:41 AM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're a funny man, Zeke. I'll kill you last.[/color:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]just a small question - what's with this "prettiest thing"? It's everywhere, but I don't get it...am I missing something?
Sorry[/color:post_uid0]
Derek
09-17-2003, 12:00 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great fiver, Zeke. I liked the finger jokes especially.
And dsbs, check out the Secret Diaries (http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/)[/color:post_uid0]
catalina_marina
09-17-2003, 02:05 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Getting fast now, Zeke? :p
[quote:post_uid0]Phlox: .... The analysis would be easier if I knew anything at all about biology.[/quote:post_uid0]
Damn right! :D
Great fiver![/color:post_uid0]
NAHTMMM
09-17-2003, 02:10 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]My favorite parts were the first four paragraphs, plus
[quote:post_uid0]Xindi Prisoner: So you're the ones who wanted my finger, eh? I expect it back when you're done.[/quote:post_uid0]
But it's all very funny. :D[/color:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]T'Pol: Hello, Doct-- no. Whatever you intend to ask of me, I'm not doing it.
Phlox: But Vulcan touch therapy would really be good for Mr. Tucker. Don't you want to help him recover from his loss?
T'Pol: I would be less suspicious of your motives if you weren't wearing a pimp hat. [/quote:post_uid0]
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
[quote:post_uid0]Phlox: It isn't a very significant digit.[/quote:post_uid0]
Sa'ar, are you sure you want to kill him last?[/color:post_uid0]
Katy Jane
09-17-2003, 04:52 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Archer: WHAT? STARFLEET DIDN'T SEND US OUT HERE TO DROP OUR PENCILS!
[/quote:post_uid0]
:lol: I loved that and all the finger jokes. great fiver![/color:post_uid0]
Sa'ar Chasm
09-17-2003, 05:36 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Sa'ar, are you sure you want to kill him last?[/quote:post_uid0]
If I laugh at math jokes, it mames me look smarter.
Significant *figures*, now...but those tend to be found on Dabo girls. *reflexively ducking PG-13 Sign o'DOOM*[/color:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]>> Walrus Xindi: (Can't. He has the floor.)
Human Xindi: (Damn Robert's Rules of Order!) <<
Great line! As someone who's sat through far too many faculty association meetings, I can really relate to this one![/color:post_uid0]
Celeste
09-17-2003, 08:31 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]The puns in this were great! I was groaning all the way through. Great job Zeke keep 'em coming. :D[/color:post_uid0]
mudshark
09-17-2003, 08:52 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Alrighty, then! New season under way. :)
In addition to those cited above, liked this:
[quote:post_uid0]Hayes: No, I'm not saying Plan 9 is bad, but it's not the one to go with. Do we even have a rhinoceros on the ship?[/quote:post_uid0]Heh -- rhinoceroseses :D
and this:
[quote:post_uid0]Xindi: Can I come too? Pleeeeease?
Archer: All right, but you have to get shot on the way.
Xindi: I don't know if I can guarantee -- AAAAARGH!
Archer: By me. [/quote:post_uid0]
and:
[quote:post_uid0]T'Pol: Um...
Tucker: Er...
T'Pol: Well...
Tucker: I think we'd better just skip this scene. It's too embarrassin'.
T'Pol: I concur.
[/quote:post_uid0]Heh heh heh.
Oh, and
[quote:post_uid0]Xindi: (over the comm) It's not a damn plot hole! [/quote:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]
Derek
09-17-2003, 09:42 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ Mudshark's first quote reminded me of something. Is Reed's preference for Plan 9 from Outer Space?
If not, was there some other significance to the numbers 9 and 34?[/color:post_uid0]
mudshark
09-17-2003, 09:46 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ I'm pretty sure it is.
No clue about Plan 34, though.[/color:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes, that was a [i:post_uid0]Plan 9 From Outer Space[/i:post_uid0] reference. No special meaning to the 34.[/color:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quote:post_uid0]Sa'ar, are you sure you want to kill him last?[/quote:post_uid0]
If I laugh at math jokes, it mames me look smarter.[/quote:post_uid0]
"I am so smart, S-M-R-T... I mean, S-M-A-R-T."[/color:post_uid0]
FatMatDuhRat
09-19-2003, 08:15 PM
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Two words: [b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Pimp Hat[/i:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0]
:lol: :D :lol:
No ENT Fiver should be without [b:post_uid0]one. (http://mywebpage.netscape.com/reefhimself/PhloxPimp2.jpg)[/b:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]
[quote:post_uid0="Derek"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Great fiver, Zeke. I liked the finger jokes especially.
And dsbs, check out the Secret Diaries (http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ahhh, it all makes sense now.
Those were hilarious. Thanks! :)[/color:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]And by "those" I meant both the fivers and the diaries[/color:post_uid0]
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