February 12

[Zeke]

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Remember Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg? Sure you do! She's a 5MV veteran with seven fivers under her belt, the most recent being "The 37s" and "Once Upon a Planet." She hasn't had a new one lately, but that doesn't mean she hasn't been working; she's had several fivers in progress or awaiting processing, and the first of those, "Miri (../startrek/miri.html)," is now online for your reading pleasure.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's from an episode I've actually seen. Yay! :)

Just one question, what's with the[quote:post_uid0]This fiver hasn't been originally published yet.[/quote:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nice fiver, Kristina! Good to see another one from you after so long.

[quote:post_uid0]Redshirt: Is there something wrong with this episode? I have this gut feeling I shouldn't be alive.[/quote:post_uid0]
Heh. That is kinda strange.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Fantastic fiver! I`ve been laughing out loud all the time, :D

To quote all the great scenes would be difficult, since there are 16 or 17 of them, but this one...

[quote:post_uid0]Kirk: What is it, Bones?
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a mechanic, but this looks like a tricycle to me.
Frantic Being: Mine! MINE!
Kirk: What is it, Bones?
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a-- oh, that? That's a seizure. He's dead, Jim. [/quote:post_uid0]

... is a true gem, :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]This fiver hasn't been originally published yet.[/quote:post_uid0]

Don`t you see, Cat? The two of us are in a distant Central European time zone. We`re commenting this fiver from the future! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If that is true, why does it still say that? Because we'd see the future version, right?[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]My advice on trying to understand temporal paradoxes:

"Don`t even try!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You know, I don't agree with Janeway on that point. It's just an excuse for nonsense.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, you can try to explain this temporal paradox, but I`m telling you... having your brain tied up in a knot is not a very pleasant thing! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frankly, I don't know what you two are talking about. The publication date is right there.

Also, I didn't just notice now that the Mudd fivers still said "May X."[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Um... the date wasn`t there... an hour ago?

"The past is the future, the future is the past, it all gives me a big headache!"

EDIT - Woohoo! 200th post! Speculaas and Coffee, Black for everyone! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Wee! You don't know speculaas, but you do know it's common to sop it in your coffee. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Marc]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great fiver Kristina!

[quote:post_uid0]Kirk: Fine. Yeoman Rand, report to my ready room for a special debriefing.
Rand: Right, snookum-- er, Captain.[/quote:post_uid0]

Loved that joke!

>> Also, I didn't just notice now that the Mudd fivers still said "May X." <<

"X" is a popular publication date, as my Battlestar Galactica fiver still demonstrates (for the moment).[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Heh. Very funny stuff, even if Runyeon-Odeberg is a bit of a mouthful.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quote:post_uid0="Marc"][color=#000000:post_uid0]"X" is a popular publication date, as my Battlestar Galactica fiver still demonstrates (for the moment).[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Popular no longer -- I've found and fixed all the Xs on the site now. For the record, there were four.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Bites tongue*[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Popular no longer -- I've found and fixed all the Xs on the site now. For the record, there were four.[/quote:post_uid0]
[quote:post_uid0]*Bites tongue*[/quote:post_uid0]

If you won't say it, I will.

There! Are! [i:post_uid0]FOUR![/i:post_uid0] X!

If I like beer, I could go for a XXXX right about now.

Good fiver, Kristina.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Popular no longer -- I've found and fixed all the Xs on the site now. Â For the record, there were four. [/quote:post_uid0]
Yay. Now can you link to my Night Terrors from the TNG page? :p
please?[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]NEVER![/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Are you having a bad mood today? *g*[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Is "never" longer than "soon"?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Probably, since "eventually" isn't faster than "soon" :p

On the other hand, that's according to Zeke, so I wouldn't know. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[dsbs]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Excellent! Beatles and Hitchhiker's references all in one :D

[quote:post_uid0]Spock: Enterprise, prepare to receive data.
Uhura: (over the comm) Data acknowledged. The answer is 42.
McCoy: Good. Now if we could only figure out the question... 47 minus 5?

Jahn: They're here, there and everywhere with their chatterboxes.
Adolescent: DIE! DIEDIEDIE--
Kirk: Not while I have a phaser in my hand.
Adolescent: GAK![/quote:post_uid0]

Great fiver, Kristina.

**edited for over-abundance of the ! mark[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]McCoy: Sissy name... for a sissy.

...
Redshirt: Is there something wrong with this episode? I have this gut feeling I shouldn't be alive.[/quote:post_uid0]

:D

Good one, Kristina![/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Kirk: Miri, where's Yeoman Rand?
Miri: Maybe Jahn took her away. I don't care.
Kirk: You're becoming a woman. Look at that spot. Soon you'll start to sag.
Miri: NOOOO! [/quote:post_uid0]
ooOOooo. 8| :D

Very good, Kristina. Glad to see a new fiver from you[/color:post_uid0]

[Kristina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it. The fiver was written some time ago, only there have been other events  :)[/color:post_uid0]