May 3

[Zeke]

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And here's the other one I promised on March 30 -- the one for a series we've never covered before. (That's not [i:post_uid0]strictly[/i:post_uid0] true now, but I checked with Nic and he didn't mind.) Behold 5MV's first real [i:post_uid0]Smallville[/i:post_uid0] fiver: "Crush (../scifivers/crush.html)," by Nic Corelli.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Chloe: Justin... of all the high schools, in all the teen shows, you walk into mine.[/quote:post_uid0]
:D (I wouldn't have recognized this at ALL if I hadn't seen the movie just a day or two ago)

[quote:post_uid0]Justin: One-twelfth, actually. But that's not as little as you might think.

...
Lex: If you're really my nanny, you must know the secret code. What's my favourite animal?
Pamela: Bald eagle. Not because it's bald, but because it tastes great.
Lex: Correct! But I still despise you.

...
Justin: Its color was black. It spanned approximately two meters in diameter. Its lights were yellow, and it had a powerful, triangular radio antenna.
Kwan: Justin, what are you babbling about?
Justin: When I looked at it, I got paralyzed. Because it was your car, and it hit me. And I cried. And now you'll cry too, cause it'll happen to you!
Kwan: Aaaaaaaaaaaa... GAK![/quote:post_uid0]
:lol: :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol: :lol: Great work Nic! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Lex: If you're really my nanny, you must know the secret code. What's my favourite animal?
Pamela: Bald eagle. Not because it's bald, but because it tastes great.
Lex: Correct! But I still despise you.
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Best fiver zing EVER. Woo hoo Nic![/color:post_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I too have to quote:
[quote:post_uid0]Lex: If you're really my nanny, you must know the secret code. What's my favourite animal?
Pamela: Bald eagle. Not because it's bald, but because it tastes great.[/quote:post_uid0]
That was just sheer genius.

[quote:post_uid0]Sexual Tension: Oh please! SOMEBODY HAVE MERCY AND END MY SUFFERING![/quote:post_uid0]
Unfortunately, it's still saying that.

Great fiver, Nic. Sorry if I stole any of your thunder with my cheeser of Smallville.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Lex: For argument's sake, let's call them Squeakybobo and Chakotay.[/quote:post_uid0]

So that's what you've been dropping hints about for the past month and a half.

Highly amusing.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I don't get half of it (having never seen a single episode), but nonetheless it was very funny, Nic.[/color:post_uid0]

[Quinalla]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol: Great fiver! Smallville has a strange attraction for me I still haven't figured out, despite nearly all episodes sticking to the same basic recipe, I really enjoy the show. Maybe it is just the fact that all the actors are hot :p[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hot like [i:post_uid0]fire[/i:post_uid0].

It's freakish. Imagine the disturbingly attractive kids they coud breed. *shudder*

Great fiver, Nitsy. :)[/color:post_uid0]



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[Katy Jane]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Lex: For argument's sake, let's call them Squeakybobo and Chakotay.[/quote:post_uid0]

So that's what you've been dropping hints about for the past month and a half.

Highly amusing.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]How did i miss that line! *heads back to reread the fiver* :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]What does that refer to exactly? I haven't got a clue.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Go to Miscellaneous and find a link to Sa`ar`s LJ. Shouldn`t be difficult, :D

Still, it was originally an inter-fiver reference (Babylon 5 fiver "Comes the Inquisitor").

[quote:post_uid0]*Chloe: Justin... of all the high schools, in all the teen shows, you walk into mine.*

(I wouldn't have recognized this at ALL if I hadn't seen the movie just a day or two ago)[/quote:post_uid0]

Heh. I watched [i:post_uid0]Casablanca[/i:post_uid0] a day or two before I wrote the fiver and you watched [i:post_uid0]Casablanca[/i:post_uid0] a day or two before you read the fiver. It`s destiny, NAH, :D[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Chloe: Justin... of all the high schools, in all the teen shows, you walk into mine.[/quote:post_uid0]
:D (I wouldn't have recognized this at ALL if I hadn't seen the movie just a day or two ago.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Goes along with this line:
[quote:post_uid0]Justin: Yeah. Here's looking at you, kid.
[/quote:post_uid0]
The one I felt like I should be able to place, but couldn't, was this one:
[quote:post_uid0]Justin: Its color was black. It spanned approximately two meters in diameter. Its lights were yellow, and it had a powerful, triangular radio antenna.[/quote:post_uid0]
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[quote:post_uid0]Treehouse of Solitude
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Heh.
I've never seen [i:post_uid0]Smallville[/i:post_uid0], but this was good for some chuckles, anyway. Nice job, [b:post_uid0]Nic[/b:post_uid0]. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Justin: Its color was black. It spanned approximately two meters in diameter. Its lights were yellow, and it had a powerful, triangular radio antenna.[/quote:post_uid0]

"Raven". :)

Great fiver, though I haven't seen this episode.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ Ah. Got it.

(From the [i:post_uid0]News[/i:post_uid0] page: [b:post_uid0]evay[/b:post_uid0]'s [i:post_uid0]Singularity[/i:post_uid0] recap :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::laughs::
::blonks Nits::

You just couldn't leave Squeaky out of it, could you?![/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[quote:post_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000:post_uid0]::laughs::
::blonks Nits::

You just couldn't leave Squeaky out of it, could you?![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:D :D

The fiver was actually written before I even knew him. It`s a predestination temporal paradox, :p[/color:post_uid0]