Hello,I'm Tarn-Vedra!

[Vedra]

Hi,I'm Tarn-Vedra,I live in oklahoma,I enjoy driving around to do useless errands and bread,and I'm hopefully going to get some more activity on the Five-Minute Andromeda site going by writing some fivers for it.I hope my fiver for "All Great Neptune's Ocean" will be up soon.

[Ginga]

*waves* Hello! I'm Fuyu Ginga, just call me Ginga... and I'm the resident Janewayite here. :twisted: I'm not too scary... and I'm relatively new as well. But don't worry, everybody'll be glad to welcome you. ^_^

[Nic Corelli]

Well hello! Welcome to the site and the Forum. Be aware, though, that this is the place of Really Serious Insanity and if you`re looking for sane people, your quest is futile,

But don`t let that stop you! We`re very glad you joined us!

Fresh blood! :twisted:

[Ginga]

Well hello! Welcome to the site and the Forum. Be aware, though, that this is the place of Really Serious Insanity and if you`re looking for sane people, your quest is futile,

But don`t let that stop you! We`re very glad you joined us!

Fresh blood! :twisted:

And he doesn't like it when people are funny in his Top 7 thread. DON'T be funny in there, lest he 'sic those twisted smilies on you. :o

[Vedra]

Duly noted,hehe.

Don't worry,I thrive on craziness,even if not crazy myself.

[Gatac]

As always, the forum goons try to confuse the masses. *Of course* there are perfectly sane people here! I mean, just look at me!

*crickets chirp* Maybe I'm not the best example. So...*looks for suitably crazy introduction...*

Hail, horrors, hail!

Gatac

[NAHTMMM]

Hiya, Tarn-Vedra! :mrgreen:

[PointyHairedJedi]

Hello, new person!
Hello!
Greetings.
Salutations!
What the--? Right, you lot, back in the cage!
You can't make us go!
We want to be freeee!
Well, speak for yourself. I just want a sandwich.
Look, you're not allowed out, okay? You know what happens when you lot get free. And you never bloody tell me either! All I remember is blacking out and then coming too hours later, blood everywhere...
Well, it's never ours so there's nothing to worry about, is there?
If you could make it a tuna-mayo, I'd be very grateful, but really, I'm not fussy.
There's never any evidence, so what's to worry about? A few newbies go missing every year? So what?
Right, that's it! I'm getting out the Dried Frog Pills!
Nooooooo!
We'll be good, we promise!
Or egg-mayo, that would be nice too...

*Pointy takes the pills*

...There, that should keep the voices at bay for a little while at least.

Anyway, as I was trying to say before I was so rudely interrupted, welcome to 5MV, where all the posters are a paragon of sanity and perfect mental health!

[taya17]

Ignore PHJ, he's nuts. *duct-tapes Pointy to the wall so his medication can get through with him* Anyhow, hi again! I'm 17. I have a 5 mile long Space Station Of Thwapping. Don't make me use it and we'll get along just fine. :twisted:

I kid, I kid. I'm a very nice person, and I don't hurt people! Just ask anyone around here! Er, except Pointy, of course. He's an exception. :wink:

Once again, welcome!


(Man, the maniac folk dance group downstairs is dancing to Maksim Mrvica. LOONS!)

[Alexia]

Hello Tarn-Vedra,

Cool avatar!

We are all insane here...don't worry, it rubs off onto others quite quickly. :mrgreen:

I don't have a particular genre of weirdness as yet, but i dabble well in most of them :wink:

Good Luck young one... :twisted: :lol:

[Vedra]

Thanks for all the nice hellos,everyone,you all seem very nice! My fiver of "All Great Neptune's Ocean" is done (roughly) but I'm still waiting on Zeke to help me edit it before he can put it up.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Just so you know, 17 is the really dangerous one. Just watch this:

Oh, taya? Have I mentioned recently that Babylon 5 sucks?

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Oh, taya? Have I mentioned recently that Babylon 5 sucks?

You are a glutton for punishment, aren't you.

[catalina_marina]

Howdy. I'm cat. Or catalina. Your choice. They say I'm evil, but that is of course highly exagerated. ;)

even if not crazy myself.
You so should not have mentioned that. :roll:

[Vedra]

Well....I do have my moments of craziness...

[catalina_marina]

Well good. And like others have implied, they might be few now, they won't be for long. :D

[Nan]

Excellent. You'll fit in, then.

I would be Nan, (evil) 5MSG Section Head. Hello, there.

[Michiel]

Hi! Welcome! Indeed, your avatar is very cool.

Tries desperately to hide what little sanity he has left.

Don't try so loud. They'll hear you.

Sorry.

[Vedra]

Hi Nan,Michiel.

Nan,you run 5MSG? Is that Stargate? I've never seen it,but I've heard good things. Kind of like how I've never seen Babylon 5...

[PointyHairedJedi]

^ You aren't missing much, what with it sucking and all. That Mia Furlan though, she's defintely the worst of the actors on that show, you should definitely avoid her at all costs.

[Katy Jane]

*Pointy takes the pills*


Nooooooo! No dried frog pills!

Hi! I'm KatyJane, I'm a frog. *ribbit*

[Nan]

Nan,you run 5MSG? Is that Stargate?

Yep and yep.

I've never seen it,but I've heard good things. Kind of like how I've never seen Babylon 5...

It's a fun show. As is B5, but they're very different. Stargate is "current", action, humour, etc. B5 is in the future, serious, and arc driven.

Don't mind Pointy. He's a masochist and likes being hit with the 5-Mile Space Station of Smiting. Or whatever it is. :D[/quote]

[Vedra]

Dried frog pills? I didn't know the Bursar hung around this forum...hehe

[Vedra]

Is there an IRC channel for 5MV?

[Michiel]

I don't think so. And now that you mention it. There should be. :)

[taya17]

Oh, taya? Have I mentioned recently that Babylon 5 sucks?

I'm afraid you are mistaken, Pointy. B5 doesn't suck, it rotates. Also, it makes a rather satisfying "crunch" sound when it connects with your head. Like so:

*THWAP*

*CRUNCH*


Oh, and did I also mention that you were dead? My bad, I forgot.

I told you. I told you. Don't provoke the station, man! *headshake* 17 tells them, but do they listen to 17? Nooooo.... Nobody listens to 17. *goes off muttering about wrong tools*



Does anyone else around here find Pointy's constant desires for being mortally wounded disturbing?

[taya17]

Is there an IRC channel for 5MV?

There used to be... a month or so ago. #fiveminutevoyager on DarkStar or something or the other. I'm not sure if it's still in use, though!

[Vedra]

Ya know,this forum is really,really active...it's almost like a really slow chatroom. Well,if anyone has AIM and wants to chat,my screenname is in my profile.

[Opium]

Hi!

[Vedra]

Hey hey!

[Nic Corelli]

Well of course there is a 5MV channel on IRC! It`s called #5mv, on Dwarfstar server. There is also one secret 5MV channel, the name of which shall not be revealed, considering it`s secret and all... :twisted:

Several months ago, Saturdays were the meet-up day on #5mv. Well, I don`t see why we couldn`t continue that tradition... Saturday, everyone! And do stay for four or five hours, 8)

[taya17]

OMFG Nits! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR AVATAR? Where's my favourite evil-cheese-man-Minbari-namesake? I want him back!

Lud Hrvat. *nods*

[Katy Jane]

I won't be here this saterday. :P :D :wink:

[Vedra]

Well,by all means,whoever can get on should be on! I wanna see what kind of stuff you all come up with in real time.

[Ginga]

Whoo, now that sounds fun. :lol:

[Nan]

Real time? Oh boy.

I give you IRC quotes:


<Zeke> What's the square root of 361?
<ijdgaf> 19
<NaN> Joe Montana?
<Zeke> I was *sure* you'd say -- thank you, Nan.
<ijdgaf> wow, you snapped me out of it
<ijdgaf> sorry, i'm a little caffeinated
<Zeke> Btw, the correct answer is Uzbekistan.

[taya17]

No no no! Zeke got it wrong! It's Kazahkstan! KAZAHKSTAN! What's wrong with you people?

[Vedra]

No! It's 3 year old used Kodak Gold film reels.

[Nic Corelli]

Several months ago on 5MV IRC a plan has been coined about planting a giant dead octopus into a certain forumgoer`s bed. We`re still working on it, :twisted:

[Ginga]

*points to sig*

Vedra, you f*cking pwn. :wink:

[Edited for asterisk purposes. - Z]

[Michiel]

Wow. Someone else besides me types with capital letters and punctuation in real time chat. :shock:

[catalina_marina]

^ You aren't missing much, what with it sucking and all. That Mia Furlan though, she's defintely the worst of the actors on that show, you should definitely avoid her at all costs.
You say you fear 17, and yet... :roll:

[PointyHairedJedi]

That wasn't me though, that was PHJ. He's into that kind of thing, which frankly I myself consider to be all kinds of freaky.

Speaking of B5, Crusade started the other night on UK Sci-Fi. And honestly, I was disappointed. I was assured though over at the TBBS that most of the suckingness can be attributed to silly TNT execs, of the variety that couldn't find their arses with both hands and an atlas.

[Vedra]

See PHJ and the man behind him know what I was talking about,how me and Vedra are,yet aren't,the same person.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Well, that was just PHJ though. I haven't even mentioned PHJ, PHJ, PHJ, PHJ, PHJ or PHJ.

And PHJ, well, no-one talks about him anymore full stop.

[catalina_marina]

Oh? I thought that was PHJ?

I can never tell you people apart. :roll:

[PointyHairedJedi]

:roll:

PHJ? No, that was just a thing. It had to do with golf clubs. We don't talk of it.

[taya17]

I was assured though over at the TBBS that most of the suckingness can be attributed to silly TNT execs, of the variety that couldn't find their arses with both hands and an atlas.

You're goddamned right. You know there's something seriously wrong when a show gets its plug pulled by it's very own creator.

*mutters darkly about TNT and continues plotting evilly against them*

[Vedra]

Eh...I have no idea what you all are talking about now. You've hijacked my intro thread! Grr!

Anyway,have I used up my whining quota about Zeke being so slow with my fiver yet? I worked so hard actually getting it done (the gravity of my procrastination,if given tangible form,could swallow suns) and he's still so busy and can't help me with it. I know it's not his fault,but I'm....I'm...I'm flummoxed.

[Nic Corelli]

Zeke`s a busy guy. You`ll just have to sit back, relax and wait like the rest of us, :mrgreen: Patience is of the essence here! But don`t worry, he`ll get back to you.

[mudshark]

Eh...I have no idea what you all are talking about now. You've hijacked my intro thread! Grr! Don't take it personally. It's a rare thread here that doesn't experience topic drift -- keeps things interesting. :D
Anyway,have I used up my whining quota about Zeke being so slow with my fiver yet? I worked so hard actually getting it done (the gravity of my procrastination,if given tangible form,could swallow suns) and he's still so busy and can't help me with it. I know it's not his fault,but I'm....I'm...I'm flummoxed. Ah, Grasshopper, now you begin to understand the essence of the concept of "soon". :P It will happen -- trust me on that.

[PointyHairedJedi]

It's kinda worrying, isn't it? That this board is the kind of place what would attract the sort of person that calls others "grasshopper".

[Gatac]

Your Kung-Fu is strong, grasshopper, but take this grenade launcher just in case.

Gatac

[Draknek]

Anyway,have I used up my whining quota about Zeke being so slow with my fiver yet? I worked so hard actually getting it done (the gravity of my procrastination,if given tangible form,could swallow suns) and he's still so busy and can't help me with it. I know it's not his fault,but I'm....I'm...I'm flummoxed.
Heh, I must have submitted a pair of Andromeda fivers something like a year and a half ago. Still no sign of them, but he did mention them not so long ago. I'm sure they'll turn up any time now (soon).

[catalina_marina]

I keep telling myself "I'm sure they'll turn op some day". ;)

Or well, it, but that's neither here nor there.

[Alexia]

Your Kung-Fu is strong, grasshopper, but take this grenade launcher just in case.

LMAO, i'm gonna use that somewhere :wink:

Vedra, all i'm waiting for is a yay or nay on a fiver for video games...i expect it soon :roll:

[Nic Corelli]

Your Kung-Fu is strong, grasshopper, but take this grenade launcher just in case.

LMAO, i'm gonna use that somewhere :wink:



*chortle* Me too! :mrgreen:

I`m waiting for a reply about my TOS, TNG, Angel and Smallville fiver. Wait, I haven`t yet sent him the second Smallville fiver. Dagnabbit. :twisted:

[AKAArzosah]

I, as you may have noticed, am also an Andromeda Freak. So welcome. And YAY! a new Drommer. Or should that be Drommie? It works well.

[Nan]

Dromendary. :mrgreen:

*runs away*

[Vedra]

I guess the Spirit or the Abyss launched a Point Singularity Bomb at it.

*snort* That's great! XD Hi,Arzosah! I have my first Andromeda fiver done,just waiting on Zeke...

[PointyHairedJedi]

Dromendary. :mrgreen:

*runs away*

Are you suggesting that all Andromeda fans are hunchbacks? ;)

[mudshark]

Walk this way. [/Eye-gor]



*coughthat'sdromedary!cough*

[catalina_marina]

Arzosah... Is alive! :shock:

[PointyHairedJedi]

That stiching is new though...

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Walk this way. [/Eye-gor]


If I could walk that way...
*still doesn't know the second half of that joke*

[AKAArzosah]

i've never written a fiver, though i've thought about it. i fear that encouraging the evil in my mind to come out might destroy the known universe. I also fear that people would look at me weird. hey! they already do! hmm...

Maybe I need an alias. so nobody knows it is me. Or i could steal someone else's identity. interesting...

[PointyHairedJedi]

I'd suggest calling yourself PHJ, but that might get confusing.

[Vedra]

Call yourself JointyPairedHedi. *nod*

[Ginga]

Call yourself JointyPairedHedi. *nod*

And you can be Nart-Edrav? I can be Fuya (for Alexia. :wink:) Gingu! W00, this is fun.

[Nic Corelli]

Wacky anagrams:

Fuyu Ginga - A Fungi Guy

Tarn Vedra - Dart Raven

Nic Corelli - Ironic Cell

Catalina Marina - A Maniacal Train

Admiral Sab - Lambs Raid

Pointy Haired Jedi - Denied Hi Trip Joy



BWAHAHAHAHA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Ginga]

L
M
A
O

[Nic Corelli]

Saar Chasm is just full of wonderful options... :twisted: :twisted:

A Charm Ass

A Crash Sam

A March Ass

A Cash Mars

A Marc Sash

A Scam Rash

A Car Smash

A Scar Mash

A Crass Ham

Casa Marsh

Sarah Cams

Harass Mac

Amass Arch



(it`s an online anagram generator, by the way... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: )

[Nan]

A Crass Ham

(it`s an online anagram generator, by the way... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: )

A psychic anagram generator. :D

<runs>

[catalina_marina]

Fuyu Ginga - A Fungi Guy
I think I'm going to call her that. :D

[Alexia]

Nan - Ann, Nna

Doesn't work so well, huh? :wink:

[danieldoof]

@catalina_marina

I would not do so...

have you recognized that cute little sigpet? :twisted:

[catalina_marina]

Oh that? Yes, it's cute. Why? :wink:

[PointyHairedJedi]

It's also very touchy about being called a gerbil/hamster. I mean, just watch this:

Hey stupid hamster thing!

Yeah, you!

Ooh, scary. What you gonna do, sneeze on me?

Hey, ow!

OWWIE!

Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!

ARGHHHHHHhhhh--

*Squishy noises, then silence*

[Zeke]

Huh. I thought I was the one who thought of "Dromedary" for Andromeda fans. (I also thought of "Scapegoat" for Farscape fans.)

[Ginga]

Fuyu Ginga - A Fungi Guy
I think I'm going to call her that. :D

Okay, Maniacal Train. :D

[catalina_marina]

It's A Maniacal Train, I tell you! A! Don't forget it, I don't want to be catalina_marin. Or catalina_mrina. Or catalin_marina. Or... Well, you get the picture. :roll:

[taya17]

catalina_mrina

That looks Croatian to me. *znerk*

[catalina_marina]

Just because there's a vowel less? :shock:

[Ginga]

It's A Maniacal Train, I tell you! A! Don't forget it, I don't want to be catalina_marin. Or catalina_mrina. Or catalin_marina. Or... Well, you get the picture. :roll:

Yes, ma'am, catalina_marin ma'am... :lol:

[catalina_marina]

And then you realize why there is a short version of your name... :roll:

[danieldoof]

can you tell me where I can find that online anagram generator

I want to try it myself :twisted:

[catalina_marina]

Try looking for "anagrams" on Google. :roll:

Or just click this link (http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/) or course. :wink:

[Alexia]

And then you realize why there is a short version of your name... :roll:

And then you realise why your screen name isn't your actual name. Nothing more annoying than people mis-pronouncing/mis-spelling your name :wink:

[danieldoof]

Try looking for "anagrams" on Google. :roll:

Or just click this link (http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/) or course. :wink:

okay google is an idea :wink:

DEAD FOOL IN
ADDLE OF ION
LOADED INFO
NAILED FOOD
DEAF IDOL ON

hey that's nice

[catalina_marina]

Nailed Food? :D

Nothing more annoying than people mis-pronouncing [snip] your name :wink:
Yes, they're called foreigners. :roll:

[Alexia]

Who are you calling a foreigner, you foreigner! :wink:

[catalina_marina]

All of you! Well, except maybe Michiel. Maybe. :roll:

[PointyHairedJedi]

We can't help it if your parents are cruel, sadistic people, catalina.

[Draknek]

My name has two many Ks.

The best I can do is "dank erk", and it's spelt wrong.

[catalina_marina]

We can't help it if your parents are cruel, sadistic people, catalina.
Why thank you for your sympathy. :cry:

[PointyHairedJedi]

It's not that bad really.

Apart from that "ij" bit, that is...

[catalina_marina]

It's all about the ij! :roll:

[Vedra]

Thread revival! I'm selfish. :twisted:

[Alexia]

Vote Alexia!

*takes advantage of thread* :twisted:

[NeoMatrix]

No, vote for NeoMatrix!

[Ginga]

You know, if you're ALL running, who's going to be left to vote?

Which leads me to the question, "Who's NOT running?" :P

[NeoMatrix]

I don't think Janeway is running

[Ginga]

I don't think Janeway is running

Well, if she was, then Alexia wouldn't have such a loyal supporter anymore.

So, Janeway-sama, don't run. Or else then I couldn't vote for Alexia anymore. XP

[Alexia]

No. She isn't.

She's tied up in my basement...MUAHAHAHAHAHAA..

Err...I mean, No. She isn't :wink:

[Ginga]

No. She isn't.

She's tied up in my basement...MUAHAHAHAHAHAA..

Err...I mean, No. She isn't :wink:

ROFLMAO :lol:

[taya17]

I'm not running. For a very good reason.

I'm pursuing the ones who are running. With a big pointy stick and a demented megalomaniacal grin on my face.

And you wonder why everyone is running? Fool.

[PointyHairedJedi]

I'm pursuing the ones who are running. With a big pointy stick and a demented megalomaniacal grin on my face.
And this is different than normal for me how? :roll:

[catalina_marina]

Which leads me to the question, "Who's NOT running?" :P
I'm not running. I have too little of a condition for that.

[Nic Corelli]

Cat is not running, she is evilly observing the events from the distance, so she could plot evil plots in peace, quiet and darkness. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: