Apparently

[Alexia]

Apparently, it is impossible to lick your elbow.

Useless fact. :wink: Plus, I now get the mental image of people all around the world seeing if they can :mrgreen: Try explaining that one in the office :lol:

Yeah...ok, I'm bored :wink:

[Gatac]

It really is, but I tried that years ago. *quick test* Still no success. Well then.

Gatac

[NeoMatrix]

It's only possible if you just happen to lose an arm

[Draknek]

I'd guess you also have to find it again, though.

*pictures a rotting arm lying behind the sofa*

[Ginga]

Um... I can't lick my elbow... but I CAN stick my fist in my mouth. Does that count for anything? X_x Not only that, but I can wiggle some of my fingers like spaghetti. Now THAT must count for something.

[Hotaru]

I read this once before, and apparently 90% of people who read it, try it. So, honestly, how many of you just attepmted to lick your elbow?

[catalina_marina]

*Whistles innocently*

[danieldoof]

uh uh I did :lol:


and it really doesn't work :wink:

[Katy Jane]

*raises hand* I tried, didn't work no.


Oh and my mom says you're all nuts. :P

[catalina_marina]

She did hm? I guess I should have warned her when I had the chance. :wink:

[NAHTMMM]

*touches nose to elbow with no problem* :?

*succeeds with his lips too*



...Oh, you mean the point of the elbow? Well of course! :roll: There's that big fat arm in the way and with that silly ball-and-socket joint for a shoulder and that one-way joint for an elbow there's no way you're getting around it. ;)

[Nic Corelli]

Actually, it IS possible to lick your elbow! I just tried and succeeded! It was painful, but successful, :mrgreen: You weaklings are just not trying enough. :twisted: :twisted:

:twisted:

[NAHTMMM]

Cardies are double-jointed? :shock:

[Celeste]

Why is it that the first thing I do after reading this post is try to lick my elbow, i'm sure looking like a nit with with my tongue sticking out and my arm held up at a weird angle? :P

Did that thought cross any of your minds as well?

[Nic Corelli]

You`re not the only one, Celeste, :mrgreen:

To answer your question - humans, by nature, are a stupid species. They try to lick their elbow and fail.

While we Vortas also try to lick our elbows and succeed. :twisted:

[Nic Corelli]

Cardies are double-jointed? :shock:

I am a Vorta. :mrgreen: And YOU are not trying hard enough! It is possible!


<<Nic imagines dozens and dozens of 5MVers pushing their elbows on their mouths and sticking tongue out, gets a hysterical laughing fit, falls off chair>>

[NAHTMMM]

...and while you are preoccupied with that silly activity, Worf runs in with a phaser rifle and blasts you to bits. :roll: Yep, we humans are the stupid ones all right...

[Nic Corelli]

...and while you are preoccupied with that silly activity, Worf runs in with a phaser rifle and blasts you to bits. :roll: Yep, we humans are the stupid ones all right...

Worf? Human? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[NAHTMMM]

Worf wasn't even trying to lick his elbow. Klingons are un-stupid like that. ;)

[Nic Corelli]

I wouldn`t bet on it. I mean, humans are stupid, but Klingons... :twisted:

ON TOPIC - Any success yet in the licking? :mrgreen:

[Ginga]

I wouldn`t bet on it. I mean, humans are stupid, but Klingons... :twisted:

ON TOPIC - Any success yet in the licking? :mrgreen:

Nope. *sticks fist in mouth instead*

[Katy Jane]

Nope, my neck (or my toung :shock: ) would have to grow another two inchs.

[Alexia]

Actually, it IS possible to lick your elbow! I just tried and succeeded! It was painful, but successful, :mrgreen: You weaklings are just not trying enough. :twisted: :twisted:

:twisted:

No way...I want photographic evidence of this :x :lol: :twisted:

[Scooter]

I'm reminded of my brother telling me that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary...

[Michiel]

But of course, the founders would have put that skill in the genetic code of the Vorta. It's a great distraction tactic when in war with humans.

Oh, and Worf couldn't shoot an elbow licking Vorta if it stood right in front of him. It's different with the bat-leth, of course.

[NeoMatrix]

Alien who is spying on Earth: Those pathetic humans are trying to lick their own elbows. We advanced aliens found out long ago that it is impossible.

*alien looks over at the crew, who are attempting to lick their own elbows*

Alien: Why do I have the sudden urge to lick my elbow?

[Alexia]

:roll: See?! You HAVE to try it!

Oh, and Worf couldn't shoot an elbow licking Vorta if it stood right in front of him. It's different with the bat-leth, of course.

It's always different with a Bat'leth :wink:

[Hotaru]

The question I have to ask now is... why would anyone want to lick their elbow?

[Alexia]

Interesting question Hotaru...but I'm sure there are a great many reasons...um...yeah. I'm sure there are :mrgreen:

*thinks*

Maybe you dipped your elbow in your coffee by accident and didn't want to waste the coffee? (Mmmmmm...)

[Hotaru]

I think all that coffee is getting to your head, Lexy.

This is my 200th post, Yay! It only took me... 10 months! Hoopla!

[Xeroc]

I think all that coffee is getting to your head, Lexy.
I agree.

This is my 200th post, Yay! It only took me... 10 months! Hoopla!
And, Congratulations Hotaru!

[PointyHairedJedi]

200 posts....

*Looks at own postcount*

Erm, no comment. :D

[catalina_marina]

^What do you mean, no comment? Of course you have comment! You always have comment!

I, on the other hand... :roll:

[Nic Corelli]

Okay, so I again attempted to lick my elbow and succeeded. I can`t believe nobody else can do it, :P

[Katy Jane]

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDANCE! :P

[Xeroc]

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDANCE! :P
Yes! We need prooof!

[Alexia]

Hmm...nic, no one is beleiving you! *tries again* Nope, it's not possible! Show us the mone...er, photo!

[PointyHairedJedi]

I think Nic might be pulling our collective... elbows.

[catalina_marina]

Probably. If not, Nic, you're a freak. ;)

But then again, aren't we all? :roll:

[Nic Corelli]

Photographic evidence? That might be difficult... First, to suffer the humiliation of someone taking a picture of me while I`m all distorted, with my elbow on my mouth and my tongue sticking out and licking it... then for people in the photo studio to see that while developing pictures... then all of you looking at me in that position...

Isn`t my honest word as a Vorta enough? :shock:

[PointyHairedJedi]

"Honest word as a Vorta...."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

[Alexia]

Photographic evidence? That might be difficult... First, to suffer the humiliation of someone taking a picture of me while I`m all distorted, with my elbow on my mouth and my tongue sticking out and licking it... then for people in the photo studio to see that while developing pictures... then all of you looking at me in that position...

Isn`t my honest word as a Vorta enough? :shock:

Nope! :wink: Digital camera? Cut out a few stages! :twisted:

[catalina_marina]

Yep. And you can probably set it to take the picture automatically after ten seconds or so, so that the only humiliation would be us looking at it. And hey, that part is just fun! :twisted:

[Hotaru]

We laugh at you anyways, so what does it matter if we get to laugh at you with your tongue touching your elbow?

Did I say AT you? I meant WITH you.... yes we laugh with you!

[Xeroc]

Yes! We need proof!

And if smell even a hint of photoshop.....

[Nic Corelli]

But... but... You don`t believe my honest word as a Vorta?



OK, fine, I understand.



I give you my honest word as a Cardassian.

[Alexia]

Mhuhahhaha...this lack of evidence is weeking your argument nic! :twisted: I maintain my view that it isnt possible :wink:

[Nic Corelli]

Infidel! Have some faith! (of the heart!) :P

[Alexia]

Nuh uh :wink: :P

[danieldoof]

oh my god
look what I found

http://www.danieldoof.de.tk/gifs/vortaelbowcopy.jpg

[Alexia]

:roll: LOL, good, but no :wink: Maybe its a pic of nic liking PHJ's elbow though... :lol:

[danieldoof]

yeah that might be

when I first saw it I was :shock:

I thought, now he really showed us but it is all cheated :cry:

[catalina_marina]

:roll: LOL, good, but no :wink: Maybe its a pic of nic liking PHJ's elbow though... :lol:
*Sob* :cry:

:P

[Vedra]

I can lick the back of my leg!

[Nic Corelli]

Everything`s possible if you work hard enough (as Vedra proves it)! If man can fly to the Moon I really don`t see the reason he can`t lick his elbow! :P

[taya17]

Actually, it IS possible to lick your elbow! I just tried and succeeded! It was painful, but successful, :mrgreen: You weaklings are just not trying enough. :twisted: :twisted:

:twisted:

There's something wrong with the South Slav gene pool. You're not supposed to be able to lick your elbow, dammit!

But not like I was trying, oh no! I wasn't, not at all!

NIts, I demand PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of you licking your elbow as well. This sort of thing HAS to been seen to be believed! I don't care if the process of getting the photo taken starts an elbow-licking fad all across Croatia... I want to see a picture.

Napravi slike! I mean it! :twisted:

[Saxamaphone]

Oh, I've seen it done. It's gross, and you have to be double jointed - I think. Nic, are you double jointed?

[Alexia]

I'm double jointed, and I can't do it :wink:

Sax, i think the word you're looking for for people who can do it it freak :wink: :mrgreen:

[Nic Corelli]

I`m not a freak! I`m just very persistent and flexible! :D :P

[Alexia]

Do I have to send 17 to Croatia to take the photo? I can you know...my Dad works for British Airways :wink:

[MaverickZer0]

You mean it's weird to be double-jointed?
It's weird to be able to lick your elbow, be able to actually put your foot in your mouth, and actually be able to bend over backwards so your head touches your knees?

...I'm a freak.

[Saxamaphone]

No, you're a pretzel.

[Ginga]

You mean it's weird to be double-jointed?
It's weird to be able to lick your elbow, be able to actually put your foot in your mouth, and actually be able to bend over backwards so your head touches your knees?

...I'm a freak.

O_O

All I can do is wiggle some of my fingers like spaghetti. Not much of a talent, really. :/

[Saxamaphone]

I think that's even more desturbing.

[Nic Corelli]

Yes, I am double-jointed! Bwahahaha! :twisted:


I can lick my elbow and you can`t, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! :P :D :mrgreen:

[Ginga]

Yes, I am double-jointed! Bwahahaha! :twisted:


I can lick my elbow and you can`t, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! :P :D :mrgreen:

XP

*starts wiggling fingers and puts fist in mouth*

*mumbles "Nya nya!"*

[MaverickZer0]

Well, I can make my fingers sorta snap at the joint. Does that count?

[taya17]

Do I have to send 17 to Croatia to take the photo? I can you know...my Dad works for British Airways :wink:

YES! YES! YES! SEND ME TO CROATIA, I DON'T CARE HOW! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW--

Er, you were saying?

[Alexia]

Ok. I'll book the ticket :wink: Oh, and if you tie Nic to a chair so he can't make anymore campaign promises that'd be appreciated. :twisted:

Oh, and maybe vote for me :wink:

[Saxamaphone]

look - another avatar

I'm only double jointed in my thumbs, it never comes in handy, and no one is impressed by it.

But I can turn myself purple and I think I can make myself pass out.. I've never tryed it though

[Alexia]

look - another avatar

Actually, its an old one that I've put back :wink:

[Hotaru]

Lexy... I thought you were over this coffee thing. Did the money I put into rehab do nothing? I don't mind if you have a little every now and then... but put it down on occasion!

Seriously, Alexia is just photoshop happy.

[Saxamaphone]

I wish I was photoshop capable. Lexy - you should take clients. I have a photoshop need or too, but I've just been restricted to Microsoft Paint. It's a sad life I lead.

[Alexia]

I am at the moment :wink:

And I would never go into rehab for coffee :mrgreen:

[Alexia]

I wish I was photoshop capable. Lexy - you should take clients. I have a photoshop need or too, but I've just been restricted to Microsoft Paint. It's a sad life I lead.

No! It doesn't have to the be that way! Only 4 weeks ago I was as uneducated as you! But now, I am in love :D

Thanks for the "clients" comment! That's a huge compliment :mrgreen: But, seriously, I'm a novice :lol:

[Saxamaphone]

That's how they get you though. Everyone knows coffee's a gateway drink. :twisted:

[Alexia]

Maybe so! But I don't really like the taste of alcohol, so if I do ever drink (which is hardly ever coz I'm about the only one of my friends who drives), I drink Vodka. No taste!

Seriously, with the Paint vs. Photoshop thing, a month ago I was all about paint, even nostalgic for the old paint...you can convert! :twisted:

[Saxamaphone]

Maybe so! But I don't really like the taste of alcohol, so if I do ever drink (which is hardly ever coz I'm about the only one of my friends who drives), I drink Vodka. No taste!

Vodka doesn't really have a taste, huh? Well, except for the taste of alcohol - which you hate. There are an number of schnaps that are tasty, and if you're into coffee, you might like Kahlua.

Seriously, with the Paint vs. Photoshop thing, a month ago I was all about paint, even nostalgic for the old paint...you can convert! :twisted:

Oh, I want to convert, how I long to. I hate paint - it's too cumbersome. I just can't get the hang of photoshop when I had it. I Don't think I do anymore. Oh well.

[taya17]

Ok. I'll book the ticket :wink: Oh, and if you tie Nic to a chair so he can't make anymore campaign promises that'd be appreciated. :twisted:

Oh, and maybe vote for me :wink:

Vote for you? *is torn*

On one hand, I want nothing more than to go to Croatia. On the other hand... how can I not vote for Nits?

GAK! *dies of the dilemma*

[catalina_marina]

On the other hand... how can I not vote for Nits?
You make a good point.

*Makes the tails side a little heavier*

[catalina_marina]

Hey, how did we get to the subject of the elections in *this* thread? :roll:

[PointyHairedJedi]

They're everywhere, it seems.

In conclusion, vote for meeeeee! :P

[Alexia]

I think all votes for nic should be suspended until actual proof of his elbow licking abilities are posted :wink: :twisted:

[catalina_marina]

Hey, there's a good idea! It might get him to actually post it. ;)

[Nic Corelli]

Alexia is evil, for she has forged an alliance with the Evil Dutch Woman! Everyone run for the hills! :twisted:

[Alexia]

Alexia is evil:twisted:

You've only just noticed? Sheesh... :wink: :twisted:

Not as evil as some :roll: , but quite evil :twisted: :twisted:

[PointyHairedJedi]

I would have thought that it would be obvious to all. Furbys are the most evil toy ever invented, you know.

[catalina_marina]

Alexia is evil, for she has forged an alliance with the Evil Dutch Woman! Everyone run for the hills! :twisted:
WOO! :D

[Alexia]

Not just any furby...

...a furby with a Bat'leth :mrgreen: :twisted:

[catalina_marina]

Wouldn't that be a bat'leth with a furby? :roll:

[Alexia]

:roll: No. It wouldn't :wink:

Unless the Bat'leth was giant sizes, and possibly sentient, and had a toy furby...

And even then, no. :wink: :twisted: :mrgreen:

[catalina_marina]

But but but... It's a furby-wielding bat'leth, not a bat'leth-wielding furby... :roll:

[Alexia]

I see where you're coming from...

Still no :wink:

[Hotaru]

As per your member title, it should be a Bat'leth weilding a furby. I'm afraid I have to side with cat on this one.

[Alexia]

Unless you take the " - " as a pause, in which case it's more like furby, wielding bat'leth.

But, if it must be (and i've forgotten why we started talking about it :wink: ) ok, furby wielding bat'leth :mrgreen:

[Alexia]

Incidently, I reckon a Furby-Wielding Bat'leth would look something like this :wink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Alexia47/Batleth-wieldingFurby4.jpg

[Xeroc]

Lol! :D

Curse you photoshop owners!

[NAHTMMM]

BWAHAHA! :lol:

[Nic Corelli]

Incidently, I reckon a Furby-Wielding Bat'leth would look something like this :wink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Alexia47/Batleth-wieldingFurby4.jpg


Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


I heard a lot of truly insane things recently, pet ferrets falling into fish tanks and such, but this... If there were ever a picture that would fully explain the true depth of insanity of 5MV, specifically its members, this one would do the trick, :D :D :D

[Alexia]

:roll: Why thank you nic :wink: :mrgreen:

Hmmm...should I be worried at the level of insanity I am capable of? I mean, I didn't think there was anything too weird about that pic when I was making it...

>.>
<.<

No. No one with white coats. I'm OK :wink:

[PointyHairedJedi]

Znarf.

That's, uh, interesting, to say the least.

[catalina_marina]

Incidently, I reckon a Furby-Wielding Bat'leth would look something like this :wink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Alexia47/Batleth-wieldingFurby4.jpg :lol: Hee!

[danieldoof]

Incidently, I reckon a Furby-Wielding Bat'leth would look something like this :wink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Alexia47/Batleth-wieldingFurby4.jpg


craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy
but I like it :wink:

[taya17]

Incidently, I reckon a Furby-Wielding Bat'leth would look something like this :wink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Alexia47/Batleth-wieldingFurby4.jpg

Could you NOT post pictures like that where people might see them in a PUBLIC LIBRARY? :evil: :evil: :evil:

*gropes on the floor to stuff her intestines back inside her body where they belong*

[Alexia]

Sorry, I didn't realise I needed to issue a public safety notice with that image :wink: I blame cat, she put the idea in to my head :wink: :mrgreen:

[taya17]

Suuuuuure, blame it all on the Evil Dutch Woman, why don't you! :roll: :twisted:

[Alexia]

I only blame the inspiration on her. The insane picture was all me :wink: :twisted:

[PointyHairedJedi]

Suuuuuure, blame it all on the Evil Dutch Woman, why don't you! :roll: :twisted:
Makes a change from blaming things on me! :D

[catalina_marina]

Suuuuuure, blame it all on the Evil Dutch Woman, why don't you! :roll: :twisted:
Thanks, 17, for covering me in my absence. :wink: