View Full Version : Dsokdpaches?
Michiel
08-11-2004, 10:32 AM
Who or what are those?
admiral sab
08-11-2004, 12:22 PM
I've been wondering the same thing.
I've learned though it's best not to ask, as you will most certainly regret it after recieving the answer. ;)
danieldoof
08-11-2004, 12:31 PM
I want to know it anyway
even if I have to cry afterwards :wink:
Opium
08-11-2004, 12:44 PM
Well, while you try to figure that out, how about go to my quiz? :wink:
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/takequiz.php?quizname=040811082005-Do~p20You~p20Know~p20Opium~p3F
danieldoof
08-11-2004, 01:06 PM
well...I could not do anything else then guess
I do not know you well enough yet :wink:
but I give it a try
edit: 40 not bad for guessing :)
Michiel
08-11-2004, 01:19 PM
Maybe it's Klingon.
danieldoof
08-11-2004, 01:24 PM
I don't think so...
too few ' (apostrophes) for being klingon
Alexia
08-11-2004, 01:33 PM
Dunno either but it is in the ENT fiver, Proving Ground :mrgreen:
NAHTMMM
08-11-2004, 01:45 PM
It's from Sluggy Freelance or some other online comic I think ;)
catalina_marina
08-11-2004, 03:27 PM
It's a Zeke thingie. Ask him.
And Opium: I only had 40%! :(
Well that's what you get, I guess, when you guess DS9 over Days, and the correct answer turns out to be the Simpsons. :roll:
mudshark
08-11-2004, 03:41 PM
It's from VVS9, originally.
Hotaru
08-11-2004, 06:48 PM
I just always assumed Zeke made it up. I guess I was wrong.
I got 70! Hoopla! It probably helped that I my browser froze up halfway through, and I knew the answers to the first couple of questions. :D
PointyHairedJedi
08-11-2004, 08:04 PM
Maybe it's Klingon.
Nah, Canadian. And we all know what a wierd language that is.
Well, while you try to figure that out, how about go to my quiz? :wink:
"ARRRRR! We be the thread hijackers! Where be the rum?"
To answer the question, Shark and Hotaru are both right. It is from VVS9 (specifically, a flashback in "King of Kings, Part II: Light Unseen"), and Zeke did make it up (that's one of my episodes). Originally it's a Sulorian expletive. I've since used it a number of times around the site; a couple that spring to mind are "Proving Ground," Paneldemonium Part 8, and the O. C. pilot fiver.
MaverickZer0
08-11-2004, 08:13 PM
Yeah....hey!
...See? I have never said 'eh' in my life. Then again, I live near Vancouver. I can order sushi in Japanese and say several other useful phrases. Maybe Canadian is so confusing because it's a whole bunch of languages.
At least we don't think everyone will understand it if we speak it slowly enough.
catalina_marina
08-11-2004, 10:18 PM
^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
:wink:
Xeroc
08-12-2004, 12:29 AM
To answer the question, Shark and Hotaru are both right. It is from VVS9 (specifically, a flashback in "King of Kings, Part II: Light Unseen"), and Zeke did make it up (that's one of my episodes). Originally it's a Sulorian expletive. I've since used it a number of times around the site; a couple that spring to mind are "Proving Ground," Paneldemonium Part 8, and the O. C. pilot fiver.
Thanks for clearing that up!
It was used in:
Pandelmonium, Part 8
O.C. - "The Pilot"
ENT - "Dead Stop"
ENT - "Proving Ground"
ENT - "Carpenter Street"
VVS9 - "King of Kings Part II: Light Unseen" (not a fiver)
The forum subtitle
Five-Minute QChat (not official but whatever)
Well, while you try to figure that out, how about go to my quiz? :wink:
"ARRRRR! We be the thread hijackers! Where be the rum?"
That seems to happen all the time - just look at "Saturday IRC"!
Ginga
08-12-2004, 02:34 AM
Wow. For as much as I loved VVS8&9, I do NOT remember ever seeing the word "dsokdpaches". X_x
MaverickZer0
08-12-2004, 02:39 AM
I can't remember if I did or didn't. It's been awhile.
^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
PHJ's not Canadian, though. (Eh?)
Actually, I also say "hey" rather than "eh". As in, "Nice summer we're havin', hey? NOT! Stupid arctic cold fronts." Maybe all Canadians say "hey" and we just get misheard all the time....
Opium
08-12-2004, 04:53 AM
Qe pronouce "eh" as "hey" in Canadian, but in American speak it sounds like "eh". :P
Hotaru
08-12-2004, 07:19 AM
I never say Hey or Eh. And on the subject of Canadian weather... it's too hot in Calgary! It's way too hot! I want my winter back!
PointyHairedJedi
08-12-2004, 01:45 PM
^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
Oh, it's not just you, don't worry. I get people asking me to repeat stuff all the time.
Ijusttalktoofast,dammit!
catalina_marina
08-12-2004, 04:03 PM
That seems to happen all the time - just look at "Saturday IRC"!
Oh but don't worry, that one always comes back to the real topic. :D
^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
PHJ's not Canadian, though. (Eh?)
He sure isn't. :roll:
^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
Oh, it's not just you, don't worry. I get people asking me to repeat stuff all the time.
Did I say it was me? Didn't I say it was you? :wink:
But seriously, if I've asked you to repeat what you just said more than three times, you might want to consider speaking more slowly or clearly or whatever after that. :wink:
I'm only Dutch you know.
MaverickZer0
08-12-2004, 04:50 PM
^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
PHJ's not Canadian, though. (Eh?)
Mine was an ever-so-slight less-than-subtle dig at Americans, so it's meant to apply only to whoever's American here.
And on the subject of Canadian weather... it's too hot in Calgary! It's way too hot! I want my winter back!
Damn you! It better be coming my way. I was out watching the meteor shower last night (which kicked ass, btw) and it was only plus 2! In AUGUST! WTF? It's like 10 degrees below normal and we haven't had a hot sunny weekend since mid-July. (I've been waiting for one so I can reduce the nasty swimsuit tan I got mid-July. Still waiting.) So whoever stole Saskatchewan's summer weather, I want it back. (B.C., this means you.)
MaverickZer0
08-13-2004, 04:47 PM
So whoever stole Saskatchewan's summer weather, I want it back. (B.C., this means you.)
Um, no comment.
Seriously, please, take your weather. We haven't had any rain in ages. The blackberries are sour...
Celeste
08-13-2004, 05:18 PM
I was out watching the meteor shower last night (which kicked ass, btw) and it was only plus 2!
No fair. I'm too close to the city to see anything good. :(
Hotaru
08-13-2004, 07:17 PM
Take the weather away! It's +30 today here in Calgary, which I know isn't that high in comparison to some other places but in compariosn to -30 I'm boiling. Heat makes me lazy, very lazy. Take it back!
MaverickZer0
08-13-2004, 10:42 PM
Why don't we just pack this dry heat up and send it off somewhere else?
Say...*cracks knuckles* how about Florida?
catalina_marina
08-13-2004, 10:43 PM
Could somebody please take these clouds away? I've never seen a meteor shower. :(
Wowbagger
08-14-2004, 12:58 AM
I was out watching the meteor shower last night (which kicked ass, btw) and it was only plus 2! In AUGUST! WTF? It's like 10 degrees below normal and we haven't had a hot sunny weekend since mid-July.
Took me a minute to realize you were speaking in metric. It's a trick to make Canada sound colder than it is, isn't it, thereby scaring everyone else away and KEEPING IT FOR YOURSELVES!
Hmm. That was a question, and yet it didn't end with a question mark. How odd.
/rant
Hotaru
08-14-2004, 04:25 AM
If it were at trick to scare people away from Canada, then we would chose a less-world accepted measuring system. Like imperial.
MaverickZer0
08-14-2004, 06:08 AM
Metric works on the Americans though, and they're the only ones we really want out.
Them and the British, that is. Maybe we can come up with a new system for them.
mudshark
08-14-2004, 07:57 AM
Militant Canadians ... heh. :lol:
catalina_marina
08-14-2004, 10:51 AM
I was out watching the meteor shower last night (which kicked ass, btw) and it was only plus 2! In AUGUST! WTF? It's like 10 degrees below normal and we haven't had a hot sunny weekend since mid-July.
Took me a minute to realize you were speaking in metric. It's a trick to make Canada sound colder than it is, isn't it, thereby scaring everyone else away and KEEPING IT FOR YOURSELVES!
Just the Americans, really. And it's not the Canadians' fault you use a weird system. :roll:
MaverickZer0
08-15-2004, 04:36 AM
We use simperial.
Only in Canada can you drive at 80 km/h, then spot something a hundred yards off. Only in Canada can you have size 10 feet, be 6'0", yet say water freezes at 0. Canada will rule the world.
Ahem. Sorry.
catalina_marina
08-15-2004, 03:39 PM
Only in Canada can you drive at 80 km/h, then spot something a hundred yards off.
:lol: I have to remember that. :mrgreen:
PointyHairedJedi
08-15-2004, 06:00 PM
Only in Canada can you drive at 80 km/h, then spot something a hundred yards off. Only in Canada can you have size 10 feet, be 6'0", yet say water freezes at 0. Canada will rule the world..
Only in Canada? You've never been to the UK before, have you? ;)
MaverickZer0
08-15-2004, 08:00 PM
No actually.
Do you guys have a world domination plan too?
Chaud_Blaze
08-15-2004, 08:25 PM
Actually Mav every country has a plan for world domination just some are better than others, Antarctica (or was the arctic eh the one with penguins) has a plan that involves jet propelled penguins with those little pop cans tied to them and something involving jello, duct tape and 100 fluffy bunny slippers. George bush's secret plan involves guns, more guns, planes, tanks, ships, more guns and a Atomic bomb or 4
MaverickZer0
08-15-2004, 08:30 PM
Which is why Canada's is cool. No one knows what ours is.
It involves BAAs, however. Lots of them.
Chaud_Blaze
08-15-2004, 08:32 PM
ah yes BAAs the most technologically advanced weapon ever created and only canada has them muwuhahahaha!
catalina_marina
08-15-2004, 08:58 PM
ah yes BAAs the most technologically advanced weapon ever created and only canada has them muwuhahahaha!
Are you kidding? Our weapon is... Well okay, maybe not technologically advanced.
We plan to get the whole world high so we can easily take over with the small army we do have. :wink:
PointyHairedJedi
08-15-2004, 09:20 PM
I will say only this - Scotland's plan involves genetically modified super-midges, haggis, and football hooligans. Oh, and naturally bagpipes. They are absolutely central to the whole thing.
NAHTMMM
08-15-2004, 09:28 PM
ah yes BAAs the most technologically advanced weapon ever created and only canada has them muwuhahahaha!
I think New Zealand has quite a few too...
Chaud_Blaze
08-15-2004, 09:30 PM
no only canada
MaverickZer0
08-15-2004, 11:52 PM
BAAs are the best weapon ever. They are Canada's form of ICBMs.
Except much cooler.
Our plan also involves polar bears. And maple syrup. Lots of maple syrup. And rabid beavers.
mudshark
08-16-2004, 12:02 AM
Wolverines too, I'll bet.
Chaud_Blaze
08-16-2004, 12:44 AM
no beavers (wolverines are not candian thought wolverine is)
It's a trick to make Canada sound colder than it is, isn't it, thereby scaring everyone else away and KEEPING IT FOR YOURSELVES!
Right, who leaked those plans? They were CLEARLY LABELLED "top secret"!
Militant Canadians ... heh.
You laugh now, eh, but wait until someone gets up the gumption to... ah, ferget it. How 'bout we go get a Scarborough suitcase and watch the game, eh?
mudshark
08-16-2004, 03:44 AM
Works for me. :D
Nic Corelli
08-16-2004, 10:38 PM
Damn you! It better be coming my way. I was out watching the meteor shower last night (which kicked ass, btw) and it was only plus 2! In AUGUST! WTF? It's like 10 degrees below normal and we haven't had a hot sunny weekend since mid-July.
Oh, you should see the weather here. All of July and August so far have been cloudy, rainy and gloomy. There were 8 straight days of NO SUNSHINE at all. In the middle of the summer!
And back on topic - nice, nice, now we know where the "dsokdpach" is from.
But what does it MEAN?
catalina_marina
08-16-2004, 10:44 PM
It has a meaning? :roll:
It's just a rude word. Like "skrell" or "blatch" or "John Kerry."
Katy Jane
08-16-2004, 11:45 PM
It's just a rude word. Like "skrell" or "blatch" or "John Kerry."
*Snickers* *Giggles* *Laughs* :mrgreen:
Xeroc
08-17-2004, 04:30 AM
It's just a rude word. Like "skrell" or "blatch" or "John Kerry."
Lol :lol: , but didn't you make up both "skrell" and "blatch"? Wouldn't that be kind of a circular definition?
PointyHairedJedi
08-17-2004, 10:54 AM
It's just a rude word. Like "skrell" or "blatch" or "Dubya."
Better. :P
You annoy me, Jedi. But that's nothing unusual.
PointyHairedJedi
08-17-2004, 09:16 PM
*Checks Zeke's gender again, just to be sure*
Well, that's damn strange. My powers usually only work on the female of the species. :D
*Checks Zeke's gender again, just to be sure*
How much clearer can I be about my gender? I am "yo' momma."
Well, that's damn strange. My powers usually only work on the female of the species. :D
The female of the species is more deadly than the male. :mrgreen:
PointyHairedJedi
08-17-2004, 10:55 PM
And the Singaporean female is deadliest of all.
catalina_marina
08-17-2004, 11:06 PM
Well, that's damn strange. My powers usually only work on the female of the species. :D
The female of the species is more deadly than the male. :mrgreen:
Yes, that's why he only even tries to annoy the female half. :wink:
I'm telling you, he has a death wish. :roll:
Alexia
08-18-2004, 07:01 AM
*Checks Zeke's gender again, just to be sure*
And exactly what method are you using to do that PHJ... :wink:
Hotaru
08-18-2004, 08:47 AM
*Checks Zeke's gender again, just to be sure*
And exactly what method are you using to do that PHJ... :wink:
That's exactly what I was thinking...
catalina_marina
08-18-2004, 09:45 AM
*Checks Zeke's gender again, just to be sure*
And exactly what method are you using to do that PHJ... :wink:
That's exactly what I was thinking...
I did NOT need that mental image. :roll:
Ariela
08-18-2004, 01:21 PM
Blame my dirty mind but, how are you checking his gender again? :P
catalina_marina
08-18-2004, 03:03 PM
Ariela? Celeste? :roll:
Katy Jane
08-18-2004, 11:32 PM
*psst* I'm gussing from her sig, location, and avitar that she is a memeber of Cele's RPG. ;)
NAHTMMM
08-19-2004, 12:29 AM
^Yet the profile strongly implies otherwise. ;)
Katy Jane
08-19-2004, 12:43 AM
:shock: I guess so. :oops:
Arrrrgh, not AGAIN. Celeste, if you want to change your name for some reason, ask me. We admins can do that stuff.
PointyHairedJedi
08-19-2004, 04:58 PM
I checked his profile!
Yeesh, you people are just plain dirty-minded sometimes, you know that? :wink:
Alexia
08-19-2004, 06:56 PM
:roll: Yes :twisted:
Yeah, people. Come on. Like PointyHairedJedi could get in my pants.
He wishes.
Alexia
08-19-2004, 07:10 PM
He just doesn't have your waistline :wink:
PointyHairedJedi
08-19-2004, 09:01 PM
Yeah, people. Come on. Like PointyHairedJedi could get in my pants.
He wishes.
Like I'd want to get in your pants in the first place!
Well, if you asked nicely maybe... ;)
Ariela
08-19-2004, 09:04 PM
No. I'm boycotting the use of Celeste because of my member title. Ariela is my character that I use for Role Playing.
catalina_marina
08-19-2004, 09:09 PM
*Hides from the presumed location of hell at the time it will break loose*
Katy Jane
08-19-2004, 11:06 PM
He just doesn't have your waistline :wink:
*Chokes on her dinner*
Bwahahahahahaha!
Yeah, people. Come on. Like PointyHairedJedi could get in my pants. He wishes.
Yup. Mentioning THIS to my psychiatrist. :shock:
Ariela
08-19-2004, 11:43 PM
*Hides from the presumed location of hell at the time it will break loose*
Well i'm glad at least cat doesn't ignore me. ::sighs::
catalina_marina
08-20-2004, 12:02 AM
Huh?
Er... Actually, that was in response to PHJ's post.
I suppose it would work as a reply to yours too, though. :roll:
Geez, Zeke is one angry guy, isn't he? :wink:
Ariela
08-20-2004, 12:32 AM
::facepalms::
Forget it.
[Post removed due to excessive pissed-offness. Don't do that again, Zeke. I've got my eye on you. - Z]
Xeroc
08-20-2004, 03:57 AM
I'm not ignoring you, Celeste. In fact, right now I'm restraining myself from not-ignoring you right out the window.
Yeah, Celeste, you have to be careful about that. He did that to the last person that pissed him off. For example, using more than one exclamation point in the same sentence. Just look at the IJD GAF FAQ (http://www.fiveminute.net/about/ijdgaf.html)!
Celeste
08-20-2004, 01:38 PM
Well how would you feel if everything you say is over looked, and while everyone gets excited about changing their Avatars and getting a new Title every month. I've had the same Title for 2 and a half years.
You'd feel left out too.
catalina_marina
08-20-2004, 01:58 PM
Two and a half? Whoa! That's longer than this forum exists! :roll:
Er... On which board ever. You know what I mean. The one that started February last year, or so.
Celeste
08-20-2004, 02:10 PM
There was another board. I used to have the highest log count of all the forum members. But then the boards crashed and all the data was lost, including my Board at Work fivers, which I started while working at the URI Library 3 years ago. Which actualy makes me having this member title for even longer now that I remember correctly.
NAHTMMM
08-20-2004, 02:18 PM
Well how would you feel if everything you say is over looked
Aww, that's not true! :(
Xeroc
08-20-2004, 04:52 PM
Well how would you feel if everything you say is over looked
Aww, that's not true! :(
Yeah, we read what you say, Celeste. (I really do think Zeke should change your title, and he said he would.)
Okay, I've already apologized to Celeste off the forums, but I should apologize to you guys too for my post yesterday. I'm sure it made me seem like some sort of tyrant... I was just frustrated about a bunch of things and my patience was thin. (Besides, this thread wouldn't be complete without someone acting like a dsokdpach, would it?) I've edited the post out.
And Celeste now has her new title! It was a close call between this one and "Cuter than Spot" (which I like because it works on a couple of levels, so she may get that one eventually), but Cel seemed to like this one better when I ran them by her.
In future, guys... if you really, really want your title changed, and I don't get the message the first time, please just PM me about it. Don't do anything drastic like making a new account or blowing up Luxembourg.
Celeste
08-21-2004, 03:16 AM
::safely puts away the dynamit for later use then hugs Zeke because she still loves him::
Love you too, Cel. Thanks.
PointyHairedJedi
08-21-2004, 11:59 AM
Glad to see we're all friends again. I was beginning to worry that this place was turning in the TrekBBS for a moment there...
Glad to see we're all friends again. I was beginning to worry that this place was turning in the TrekBBS for a moment there...
THE HORROR!
Nic Corelli
08-22-2004, 02:21 AM
Zeke and his policy on member titles is like Russian police - stern. Stern, but fair. :P For example, I had to endure a week of being "Zeke`s member title b*tch." :mrgreen: Good thing my Mom wasn`t browsing the forums, :D (My sister knows about the site, and she told her to check it out sometime... oh, am I in trouble now...) :mrgreen:
catalina_marina
08-22-2004, 09:05 PM
That was only a week though. And it pretty much was your own fault. :D
Celeste
08-23-2004, 12:10 AM
It's not that I didn't like "Cuter than this cat." It was funny, ... at the time. :?
Vedra
08-23-2004, 01:24 AM
Hahahahahaha,I just read one of Nan's post with the Clue reference,omg I love that movie. Hehehehehe...
That's all I have to say about that.
PointyHairedJedi
08-23-2004, 11:30 AM
It's not that I didn't like "Cuter than this cat." It was funny, ... at the time. :?
Zeke once descibed it to me as the "gold standard". But, everyone needs a change now and then really.
Don't make too much of it though - because really, at the end of the day it's just a little line of text under your username on an internet message board. Not something that it's all that worth getting annoyed over.
vBulletin® v3.8.2, Copyright ©2000-2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.