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Got you! There's no way you were expecting another Derek fiver the very next day! Here's "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River (../ds9/fiver.php?ep=treacheryfaithandthegreatriver)," which marks Derek's first Season 7 fiver.
Also, remember the "Hotel Faction" mystery? (See July news entries.) This image (http://www.deviantart.com/view/7888419/) at Nan's DeviantArt page will at last reveal the true meaning....
Xeroc
08-23-2004, 04:38 AM
Got you! There's no way you were expecting another Derek fiver the very next day!
Wow! *is stunned* :shock: You caught us comepletely off guard!
Fivers - that Zeke put up on time?
What kind of crazy world is this?
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!
...Nan's DeviantArt page will at last reveal the true meaning....
And the meaning is infantile. :D
mudshark
08-23-2004, 06:51 AM
Odo: How do I distinguish between you?
Weyoun: Well, the Weyoun that's over the comm is the evil one.
Weyoun: (over the comm) That doesn't work. All we need to do is shift perspectives --
Weyoun: -- and now you're over the comm.
Weyoun: (over the comm) Aah! I am over the comm!
Odo: (over the comm) This really isn't making any sense. How about I call you Weyoun-7 and the one sitting next to me Weyoun-6.
Weyoun-7: Spoilsport.
:mrgreen:
Fmal Shapshiftr: I just wanted to stop by and say that I am definitely not sick.
Damar: Then why are all the Es gone from your name?
Female Shapeshifter: Whoops. Um, that was just a test. Yeah, heh heh. And you pass. Good job.
Heh. Now there's a full-strength Derek fiver. :D
...Nan's DeviantArt page will at last reveal the true meaning....
And the meaning is infantile. :D
But funny. ;) Nice piece, too -- you had an early version of that up a while ago, didn't you?
Alexia
08-23-2004, 07:11 AM
O'Brien: Crap. How am I going to get parts for a clock... in space... at this hour.
Odo: Wait, two Weyouns? Was there some sort of transporter accident?
Weyoun: (over the comm) Yes, and the Weyoun you have with you is the Thomas Riker Weyoun.
Weyoun-6: Did I ever tell you how we Vorta were created? We used to be Elves until the Dark Lord --
Odo: You mean the Founders.
Weyoun-6: Right. Until the Founders turned us into Orcs.
Odo: You mean Vortas.
Weyoun-6: Look, who's telling this story?
:lol: Must...stop...laughing...coz I'm...at work! Nope. Can't do it.
Haaaaaaaaahahahaha :mrgreen:
And, the hotel faction thing? Ooooooooooh, LMAO! It all makes sense :wink:
Nic Corelli
08-23-2004, 07:18 AM
Okay, before I read the fiver, I have something to say.
GASP!
I was *this* close to emailing Derek yesterday, or the day before, to ask him if "Treachery, Faith and the Great River" was available for fiving. I`ve been thinking about fiving "Treachery, Faith and the Great River" for several weeks. And... and... GASP! :mrgreen: :D
Opium
08-23-2004, 09:15 AM
Hehe! DS9 Fivers RULE!
But funny. ;)
Thanks. :D
Nice piece, too -- you had an early version of that up a while ago, didn't you?
Uhhh... possibly. I forget. (Support the hotel faction! Hell, join the hotel faction. :mrgreen:)
(The Falleen one is probably my best work thus far.)
Nic Corelli
08-23-2004, 10:25 AM
Thomas Riker Weyoun.
*howls for 15 minutes* :D :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen:
Weyoun: Well, the Weyoun that's over the comm is the evil one.
Weyoun: (over the comm) That doesn't work. All we need to do is shift perspectives --
Weyoun: -- and now you're over the comm.
Weyoun: (over the comm) Aah! I am over the comm!
Bwahahahahahaha!
Weyoun-6: Well, um, er, dang it!
Ah, Weyoun... So famous for his eloquence! :mrgreen:
Fmal Shapshiftr:
*more howling*
Weyoun-6: Um, no. Please give me your blessing before die.
Odo: Well, I don't know if I'd feel comfortable --
Weyoun-6: AH-CHOO!
Odo: Bless you.
Weyoun-6: Oh, thank you, Founder! GAK!
*falls off the chair, chokes* :D
Derek, you are a crazy person. :P I believe this is your wackiest fiver since "Allegiance". (See how I remember Derek`s fivers - us Vortas have superior memory - that`s because Dark Lord had bestowed it upon us :mrgreen: :mrgreen: )
Nic Corelli
08-23-2004, 10:36 AM
http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/ds9-556-weyoun---seeks-his-god/240x320.jpg
Heeh!
This is what happened in the episode, you know. :P Fiver scene #20... :D
Derek
08-23-2004, 11:48 AM
I was *this* close to emailing Derek yesterday, or the day before, to ask him if "Treachery, Faith and the Great River" was available for fiving. I`ve been thinking about fiving "Treachery, Faith and the Great River" for several weeks. And... and... GASP! :mrgreen: :D
Sorry, but I've had that fiver written for quite some time, so you wouldn't have had anyway.
And finally I have a Season 7 fiver! Sadly it took me over a year of being section head before that could happen.
Nic Corelli
08-23-2004, 11:57 AM
Yeah, Derek! I think season 7 is still very angry at you for that! :P
PointyHairedJedi
08-23-2004, 11:57 AM
Niner fivers forever! WOO!
Amusing, Derek, very amusing, though some of it did go waay over my head.
NAHTMMM
08-23-2004, 02:11 PM
Odo: I expect everything's a trap. That's why I'm still alive.
Heehee.
Weyoun: (over the comm) That doesn't work. All we need to do is shift perspectives --
Weyoun: -- and now you're over the comm.
Weyoun: (over the comm) Aah! I am over the comm!
...
Fmal Shapshiftr: I just wanted to stop by and say that I am definitely not sick.
Damar: Then why are all the Es gone from your name?
...
Weyoun-7: (over the comm) Cool. The Jem'Hadar were having more fun firing at the remains of what must have been, like, the biggest comet
ever anyway.
:D Funny stuff, Derek!
SCMoll
08-24-2004, 01:51 AM
You marked the wrong date on the News page, again, Zeke. ;)
Very funny stuff, Derek. I'd quote, but everyone else has got all the ones I'd go for.
Opium
08-24-2004, 04:39 AM
Nurse: Doctor, come quick! Something's wrong with Bareil's brain!
Bashir: His brain? What is it?
Nurse: It's the organ in his head that helps him think. But that's not important right now.
AIRPLANE! Always good, and works v. well here!
Standback
08-24-2004, 11:04 AM
Weyoun-6: Yes. Soon it will just be you. You will be the One.
Odo: What are you saying, that I can influence others in the Great Link?
Weyoun-6: No, I'm saying that when they die, you won't have to.
::collapses to floor. Found two days later having choked to death on a bit of half-consumed cabbage.::
Saxamaphone
08-24-2004, 10:01 PM
O'Brien: How's it coming?
Nog: I'm remaking "Progress".
O'Brien: Don't you mean you're making progress?
Nog: Well, that too
Weyoun-6: Did I ever tell you how we Vorta were created? We used to be Elves until the Dark Lord --
Odo: You mean the Founders.
Weyoun-6: Right. Until the Founders turned us into Orcs.
Odo: You mean Vortas.
Weyoun-6: Look, who's telling this story?
Derek, that was beautiful ::sniff::
Xeroc
08-25-2004, 03:25 AM
Welcome Back Saxamaphone!
PointyHairedJedi
08-25-2004, 03:50 PM
Wow! Sax! It's been too long, man. Don't you go and dissappear again, you hear?
FatMatDuhRat
08-31-2004, 11:48 PM
Derek, that was beautiful ::sniff::
WHOA! It's the Sax man! You and I return to
the 5MV forum almost at the same time, very
cool. (Are you still a mega-fan of Farscape?)
PointyHairedJedi
09-01-2004, 01:24 PM
^ Heh - evidently you still are. Looking forward to the Peacekeeper Wars myself, but not as much as the Big Damn Movie.
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