What Kind of Superhero Would You Be?

[Nic Corelli]

So... if you could be a superhero... how would that look? :mrgreen:

What would be your special powers and abilities? Your motivation for being a superhero? Your secret base? Your uniform? Your enemies, sidekick, superhero name...? And your ways of fighting evil and saving the world?

Heheh. I sense much craziness will emerge in this thread... :mrgreen:



P.S. - Certain Dutch people are of course perfectly allowed to write what kind of supervillains they would like to be, :twisted: Certain British and Singaporean people, too. :P

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Chemistry Man, with NMR-vision and the power to rip apart atomic bonds with my bare hands.

And adamantium claws that spring from my knuckles. 'cause those are just cool.

Edit: Seriously, though (or as close to serious as I ever get), probably something mental, so I can take advantage of my keen intellect and my antipathy towards exercise and physical exertion. Because we all know Professor X was the coolest of the X-Men.

Motivations? What is this, an English paper?

[Alexia]

P.S. - Certain Dutch people are of course perfectly allowed to write what kind of supervillains they would like to be, :twisted: Certain British and Singaporean people, too. :P

Oooooooh am I a certain British person :wink: :twisted: Or, if not, can I be :twisted: :mrgreen:

If I could fly AND be invisible, that would be the best

and I agree :wink: I would fly, be invisible and have lazer heat vision, coz that would be cool too :wink:

I would be gorgeous with flowing red/blonde hair and a sexy bikini type outfit with a big red cape. (Any and all resemlance to Wonder Woman is purely coincidental)

My motivation, the evil that is middle management! And I could probably save a bunch of stuff too :mrgreen:

A name? Hmmm...dunno. I'll have a think about that one! Any suggestions? :wink:

[PointyHairedJedi]

*Laughs crazily and uncontrollably for forty-seven minutes straight*

That's so cute, Nic. What kind of supervillian I would be. Oh man, you kill me sometimes, you really do.

[Hotaru]

If I could fly AND be invisible, that would be the best

That was Chandler, Joey was singing in his head.

I would use magic... I would be a black mage. And I would have a pointy hat!

[Ginga]

Actually, when I was in about 6th grade, I made up a super hero. Her name is Metal Girl, and she wears a pasta strainer on her head, using a big metal spoon for a sword and a big pot cover for a shield. I would take all this stuff, put on my favorite black shirt, and parade around the house yelling, "MMMMMETAL GIRL!", I swear to God.

My friends and I had a Halloween party last year...

and I was Metal Girl. It was great fun. Everybody laughs at me when I tell them about Metal Girl, but I am VERY proud of her. X3

So, that's the kind of superhero I am. I mean, would be. :P

[Alexia]

If I could fly AND be invisible, that would be the best

That was Chandler, Joey was singing in his head.

DOH! I have a feeling you're right there...darn. It's becoming a nasty habit, this me being wrong... :wink:

[Gatac]

Two-finger Man, able to type at ludicrous speed using only his two index fingers, even in total darkness without seeing the keyboard!

...wait, I already can do that. Bummer.

Gatac

[Chancellor Valium]

I invented (as a joke - I'm not a woman!) MediocreWoman! MediocreWoman DOES THE WASHING UP! etc....nahh...I'd be Mong The Morciless.....Like Ming, but doesn't infringe on copyright!

[Alexia]

I invented (as a joke - I'm not a woman!) MediocreWoman! MediocreWoman DOES THE WASHING UP!

You realise there are a LOT of women in this forum? You want us to hate you, don't you? :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

No. Think about it. MediocreWoman does the washing up etc....the typical 1950s housemaid-wife kinda thing. That is what I'm satirizing....the wife-slave of the Classical Greek tradition....I'm not trying to offend you at all.... :?

[Alexia]

Don't mind me, I'm in a bad mood. I'd probably take "You are a nice, lovely person" as an insult today :wink:

I still want to fly and be invisible :mrgreen:

[AKAArzosah]

You are a nice, lovely person.

I love it when i can insult someone by complimenting them.

My idea of a compliment is 'You're insane", anyway. I'd be insulted if someone said i was normal, but at least i'd know they're lying.

[Alexia]

You are a nice, lovely person.

Why thank you :wink: You're too late, its a new day, and I am in a very good mood today, because I am going on holiday to Antigua for 2 weeks on sunday :wink: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[catalina_marina]

And your ways of fighting evil and saving the world?
You're kidding, right? :shock:

[catalina_marina]

but at least i'd know they're lying.
Yeah, I've been telling my all new friends the exact same thing and by some strange coincidence, they agree. :D

[Chancellor Valium]

So....no-one offended? I hate offending people.....except when I mean to.....:D

[Alexia]

Not me :wink:

[Katy Jane]

I've always picutred my self as more of the sidekick type, folowing around some man in tights, rolling my eyes alot, picking up the droped ball and saving the day. ;) As demonstrated by this (very old ;)) sketch of my brothers super hero later ego, and his "lois lane" ;)

Edit: I suppose i sould actulaly include the link :oops: :mrgreen:
http://photobucket.com/albums/v43/katyjane/artwork/?action=view&current=Mman.jpg

[Xeroc]

The link doesn't work!

It says: "Welcome to our hosting solution! In order to upload to our dedicated servers, you must first sign in." (sign in as katyjane)

[Katy Jane]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/katyjane/artwork/Mman.jpg

Oops, this should work

[Xeroc]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/katyjane/artwork/Mman.jpg

Oops, this should work
Funny picture!

[KillerGodMan]

I see myself as a hero that goes by my old fanfiction.net penname:

The Crazy Guy: Defender of Truth, Logic and Everything that makes the slightest bit of sense.

I use my powers of talking non stop for days to defeat my eni.. ena.....FOES! Foes such as Spock's Brother person, the human cushon aaaaaand Procrastination Man (which, odly enough, ISN'T Zeke [No offence Zeke])

I'd also fight with Batman and Optimus Prime and Galvitron to defeat Robin and Unicron... actually, I'd also team up with Galvitron to defeat Spock's Brother Person as well, beacuse Lenrord Nimroy does the voice of Galvitron.

Man, all this talk of transformers makes me want to five the movie...

[Zeke]

Procrastination Man (which, odly enough, ISN'T Zeke [No offense Zeke])

"No offense"? Gee, why would I be offended by that?

[Michiel]

I always thought it would be cool to have telekenetic powers. And be able to move myself with them too.

[taya17]

Haven't I already replied to this topic? :roll:

[Nic Corelli]

Have you? I don`t think so, :mrgreen:

[Nic Corelli]

And your ways of fighting evil and saving the world?
You're kidding, right? :shock:

Haven`t you read the whole post? :roll:

I think it`s quite clear what kind of a supervillain you`d be... :twisted:

SuperVillain name - Evil Dutch Woman

SuperVillain Powers - Eyerolling

Evil Secret Base - Small Greek apartment in a quaint, picturesque Dutch town of Vianen, Ut :twisted:

Evil Plans - To conquer the world, transform it into one big message board, and become the poster with the highest post count. :mrgreen:

[KillerGodMan]

Procrastination Man (which, odly enough, ISN'T Zeke [No offense Zeke])

"No offense"? Gee, why would I be offended by that?

Hmm... I don't know....

[Chancellor Valium]

Because Zeke is specialising in procrastination....:D

[PointyHairedJedi]

I think it`s quite clear what kind of a supervillain you`d be... :twisted:

SuperVillain name - Evil Dutch Woman

SuperVillain Powers - Eyerolling

Evil Secret Base - Small Greek apartment in a quaint, picturesque Dutch town of Vianen, Ut :twisted:

Evil Plans - To conquer the world, transform it into one big message board, and become the poster with the highest post count. :mrgreen:
Okay, she's been telling you her plans, hasn't she?

[KillerGodMan]

Well I knew that! I've been reading 5MV since I was 12, which was... not too long ago, but never mind that!

[taya17]

I can't decide which type of supervillian I want to be! WAAAA! :(

[catalina_marina]

And your ways of fighting evil and saving the world?
You're kidding, right? :shock:

Haven`t you read the whole post? :roll:

I think it`s quite clear what kind of a supervillain you`d be... :twisted:

SuperVillain name - Evil Dutch Woman

SuperVillain Powers - Eyerolling

Evil Secret Base - Small Greek apartment in a quaint, picturesque Dutch town of Vianen, Ut :twisted:

Evil Plans - To conquer the world, transform it into one big message board, and become the poster with the highest post count. :mrgreen:
Well said. Although I don't think you understood my plans correctly. Conquer the world, yes, of course, can't leave that out. But a message board? And having the highest postcount? I don't need to conquer the world for that. My plans would involve what some would call chaos, but I call it a lack of order. I love lack of order. It means I can do whatever the frell I want. Of course, I wouldn't dream of not including the Great Silly One. :wink:

I'd be evil, I'd be Dutch, and I think I might even be a woman. :wink:
The Dutch part meaning I'd introduce a new "international language". :wink:

(And yes, I did read the whole post, I just felt the need to say that. :wink: )

[Chancellor Valium]

My evil plan is to...well read www.stealtheforks.uni.cc - and try some of the pages on there - some contain wisdom seeking thingummies or searchengines or stuff.....

[PointyHairedJedi]

I can't decide which type of supervillian I want to be! WAAAA! :(
Well, for starters, you'd be one that enjoys inflicting pain, torture and death on a certain Jedi... :P

[Sa'ar Chasm]

I've been reading 5MV since I was 12, which was... not too long ago, but never mind that!

When I was 12, my computer didn't even have a modem (and the fastest on available was about 28,800bps).

[Nan]

I can't decide which type of supervillian I want to be! WAAAA! :(
Well, for starters, you'd be one that enjoys inflicting pain, torture and death on a certain Jedi... :P

She can work on my team. We'll have cool things like leather jackets, fishnets and motorcycles (http://www.3dheroes.com/gallery/dinahs-ride.jpg)... ;)

(Yes, Canary's one of the good guys, but I mean... c'mon. Fishnets!)

[taya17]

Trust me, Nanners.... you DON'T WANT to see me in fishnets. EVER.

[Opium]

There is a strange new fad of fishnets sweeping my campus. It is, to say the least, odd.

Also, up until spring 2004, everyone and their parent's dog were wearing fishnets on their arms...that trend has subsided, perhaps because people realized fishenet pantyhose are more comfortable for the legs.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Trust me, Nanners.... you DON'T WANT to see me in fishnets. EVER.

Theoretically, there's photographic evidence somewhere of me in fishnets (there'd be video evidence, but the battery on the camera ran out before the big dance number).

[KillerGodMan]

I've been reading 5MV since I was 12, which was... not too long ago, but never mind that!

When I was 12, my computer didn't even have a modem (and the fastest on available was about 28,800bps).

Yeah? Well, I'm Only 15!

[Nan]

Trust me, Nanners.... you DON'T WANT to see me in fishnets. EVER.

Theoretically, there's photographic evidence somewhere of me in fishnets (there'd be video evidence, but the battery on the camera ran out before the big dance number).

Well, SOMEBODY has to wear them! The fishnet quota is not being filled out, damn it. ;)

[MaverickZer0]

Superhero? Me?

I already am a supervillian. I mean...

Okay, so super-evil robot. But that's close enough, especially with my black armor and cool Dark Z-Saber (plasma sowrd) of DOOM. And the infecting other robots to become evil thing. Musn't forget that.