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Kira
09-24-2004, 08:26 PM
It's TJIF! That's right, This Just In, Friday edition: Lucas to change ending of Episode III (../thisjustin/44.html).

That's all I have to say; Zeke will be back to bring you a Very Special Event for the weekend.

Marc
09-24-2004, 08:43 PM
LOL! This one is so utterly believable, it's almost freightening!

Brilliant work, Kira!

Xeroc
09-24-2004, 10:25 PM
Great work!

We at This Just In would like to point out that Lucas did not actually answer the question.

"He didn't say why he needed the new lines," said Jones, "but this would explain some of the weird stuff he had me reading. I wondered how 'Join me, and we shall rule the galaxy as father and some guy' could fit into the storyline."

When confronted with the naïve Portman's comments, Lucas laughed maniacally and declined to answer, excusing himself for his daily swim in a giant vat of money.

This reporter snuck out when Hamill became absorbed with reenacting the scene in question.

"Beep dedoop zip blip," said droid R2D2.

Although no translator was available to clarify that comment, in the event that an unfortunate droid-related accident should befall Mr. Lucas we at This Just In would like to take this opportunity to disclaim any involvement or prior knowledge.

Another Great TJI!

NAHTMMM
09-24-2004, 10:30 PM
Fans won't even notice the difference, but I guarantee the films will be better for it.
Heheh.

When asked if this will mean completely editing out the character of Darth Vader or possibly making Vader and Anakin Skywalker two different people, Lucas noted that "those would be fairly dramatic changes to the storyline of the original trilogy."

We at This Just In would like to point out that Lucas did not actually answer the question.
Bweheheh. Indeed he did not. :D

I mean, he was all whiny and evil and stuff, and totally hot for that Padmé chick. Now he's, like, good too.
Heeheehee.

Lucas laughed maniacally and declined to answer, excusing himself for his daily swim in a giant vat of money.
:D :D

Celeste
09-25-2004, 02:00 AM
lol I especialy like the disclaimer. :D

Nan
09-25-2004, 02:46 AM
Awwww! Now I want a giant vat of money! :D

Good stuff! ;)

Nic Corelli
09-25-2004, 02:52 AM
"He didn't say why he needed the new lines," said Jones, "but this would explain some of the weird stuff he had me reading. I wondered how 'Join me, and we shall rule the galaxy as father and some guy' could fit into the storyline."



Utterly hilarious! Kira, are you on fiver steroids or something? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

mudshark
09-25-2004, 04:49 AM
When confronted with the naïve Portman's comments, Lucas laughed maniacally and declined to answer, excusing himself for his daily swim in a giant vat of money. Heheh. Shades of ... well, shades of something (or even a couple of somethings.) :D

Chancellor Valium
09-25-2004, 06:47 PM
Again, kudos! :D Rofl.

PointyHairedJedi
09-27-2004, 10:24 PM
Utterly hilarious! Kira, are you on fiver steroids or something? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Whatever it is, I want some too!

Most funny indeed.

Andy Taylor
09-27-2004, 11:07 PM
Fiver steroids - steroids that keep you going through big event weeks, or actual steroids that cost a fiver? Sounds like something worth looking into... Whatever the case! :lol:

Chancellor Valium
09-29-2004, 12:54 PM
Indeed!

Celeste
10-01-2004, 08:15 PM
Uh, Zeke hasn't uhm.. died, has he? What with no updates since Sept 25th..

Chancellor Valium
10-01-2004, 08:38 PM
check the 5MDW thread in 5MV talk.....he posted there last night....and probably will in my coronation of Zeke thread....well....*I* think its funny...... :shock: