another game - punning [Archive] - The Five-Minute Forums

Chancellor Valium

11-20-2004, 06:04 PM

I make a pun, you respond to that pun with your own, eg:
I'm on a roll
Mayonnaise ham seen the rocket of the Lord
or something....starting with the subject of.......
....
........
............
..................

CAKE!

Alexia

11-21-2004, 10:31 AM

Errr....

No, I got nothing :wink:

Chancellor Valium

11-21-2004, 12:57 PM

how about....
Crumbs! :lol:

Ginga

11-21-2004, 06:49 PM

The fact that today is Sunday, the day before Monday, makes this day really crumby.

Ha! Not only did I get it to RHYME... well, okay. Maybe not rhyme. But if you say it... "crumbay"... *snort*

Xeroc

11-21-2004, 10:01 PM

Man, Valium, that's CAKE!

It's pretty crumbly you couldn't bake up a better pun!

We're going to make our puns and eat them too!

(Okay, that's enough. :))

Chancellor Valium

11-22-2004, 11:01 AM

You're too full of the milk of human kindness
those were the icing on the cake
That was a trifle bizarre...

Xeroc

11-22-2004, 11:06 PM

Ah, but remember: Only turkeys are in a fowl mood!

KillerGodMan

11-22-2004, 11:44 PM

I sense these puns are gonna get Fowl smelling...

Xeroc

11-23-2004, 05:56 AM

I sense these puns are gonna get Fowl smelling...
Well I wouldn't want to run afowl of anyone!

Gatac

11-23-2004, 08:04 AM

I think you're all a bit too eagle in this matter.

Gatac

Rayinne

11-23-2004, 08:34 AM

I have no falcon idea what these people are going on about.

Chancellor Valium

11-23-2004, 01:27 PM

sorry, can't stop, I'm in a thrush.

Xeroc

11-23-2004, 06:27 PM

Ack! This thread is full of bird-brains!

Derek

11-23-2004, 06:32 PM

Yes, but by posting, you prove you're just as much a loon. (Birds of a feather, and all that.)

Chancellor Valium

11-24-2004, 12:38 PM

Derek, that was a dreadfowl pun, you great tit - it's quite owlful, I quail at it. what-a to-do by you. Phew!

Naki

11-24-2004, 08:54 PM

Pssht you are too chicken to put out bad puns

NAHTMMM

11-24-2004, 11:42 PM

But is he chicken enough to lay any?

KillerGodMan

11-25-2004, 12:45 AM

Maybe we should lay off Insulting chicks

Chancellor Valium

11-27-2004, 12:53 PM

this one should chick out of the hotel....and the thread....

KillerGodMan

11-28-2004, 04:24 AM

this one should chick out of the hotel....and the thread....

....nope... can't figure anything out.... some chick stole all my ideas

NAHTMMM

11-29-2004, 02:25 AM

^I'd eight two think that that happens very of-ten...

KillerGodMan

02-08-2005, 10:21 PM

this thread had a ten-ative de-activation until re-fived it

Ginga

02-09-2005, 12:15 AM

CAKE!

This thread takes on a whole new meaning now.

(Sorry, no pun today.)

Xeroc

02-09-2005, 04:26 AM

Well, Ginga, you know Cake has a real... no ... I'm just not going to say it. :P

Chancellor Valium

02-09-2005, 11:41 AM

Have I seen a german spy? Nine!

Chancellor Valium

02-23-2005, 12:44 PM

This thread is a bit bread. Maybe we should re-ham-inate it?

Gatac

02-23-2005, 04:21 PM

I'm glad it's out of our hair. Let it dye.

Gatac :)

Chancellor Valium

02-23-2005, 04:29 PM

Mmmm...........it was getting a bit hairy.

NeoMatrix

02-24-2005, 03:36 AM

Who is going to-pay for this?

Xeroc

02-25-2005, 04:58 AM

Who is going to-pay for this?
Classic. :)

I don't know, but I hear they're going to scalp it on the black market!

NeoMatrix

02-25-2005, 06:48 AM

Whoever has a Pie Card will get kirk

Flixibixi

02-25-2005, 01:24 PM

But you've got to control your impulses, lest you warp straight to the dessert bar.

Chancellor Valium

02-25-2005, 01:39 PM

Have you seen my mate rick's aliens?