Greetings and salutations!

[Heiwa]

I was talking with someone who told me he loved this website. I was glad to see it was still around, and then it occurred to me that once, just once, I submitted something to the Great Zeke that was worthy of being posted!

So, I guess I'm back, and currently in negotiatons (read as: begging) to submit a couple DS9 Fivers, or others. Hi!

--Heiwa

(The sig explains my Five Minutes of fame. ;)

[Alexia]

Greetings to the forums! :mrgreen:

*passes out welcome pie*

[Chancellor Valium]

Indeed! *passes out welcoming pie again*

[Gatac]

Ah, splendid! Another vict^b^b^b^b honored guest! Why don't you take a seat, Igor will be along shortly with the poiso^b^b^b^b^b refreshments!

Gatac

[Chancellor Valium]

Ignore Gatac (slightly quieter) he's the oddball of the family you know, (much louder) but quite bright too - aren't you Gatac!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[PointyHairedJedi]

Ahhh! An outsider! How did it get in? Quickly, lets kill it and hide it under the floorboards!

What's that, nurse? Time for medication again?

[Zeke]

Hey, it's Heiwa! Haven't heard from you in ages. Cool to see you.

Were you following 5MV during the Five-Minute Cheese event? There was a link in the Survivor (http://www.fiveminute.net/features/cheese/sv.html) parody that I think you'll find interesting. ;)

[Ginga]

Hiya! Welcome to our humble home.

And I must notice, since my name is in Japanese, that yours seems to be, too! As far as I know, it means "peace".

But of course, it could just be a painful coincidence.

Anywho... that's all I wrote. :lol:

[Heiwa]

Thank you one and all for your kind greetings. And you too, Mr. Jedi. ;)

Zeke, no I had quite forgotten about Voyager: Survivor, but I see it has been left unfinished. Maybe a project to work on ...

I think I shall try to reinvigorate my parody vein with some DS9 first, though.

Indeed, Mr. Ginga. Heiwa means "peace" in Japanese. Make love, not war, that's always been Kira Nerys' motto, right?

--Heiwa

[Zeke]

Make love, not war, that's always been Kira Nerys' motto, right?

In what possible, conceivable, imaginable way was that EVER even CLOSE to Kira's motto?

It's close to Intendant Kira's motto, though. Just trade the "not" for an "and."

[NAHTMMM]

Good to see you here, Heiwa! :)

[MaverickZer0]

Welcome to the boards. May you enjoy the same insanity as everyone else here, as well as the pielike goodness of the Weekend Chat.


Subliminal message: Shun the light. Embrace the dark...join the ranks of the shadows...
Ah, pie! Key lime! I wouldn't mind a slice myself!

[Ginga]

Indeed, Mr. Ginga. Heiwa means "peace" in Japanese. Make love, not war, that's always been Kira Nerys' motto, right?

Mister?



Oh, that stings. :wink:

[KillerGodMan]

Yes welcome, now, a Few things to know around here *pulls out long list* What? This? That's my shopping list, your's is much smaller:

- Hotaru is a Guy
- Tern - Verda is a Guy
- Only I where the pants around here!

That's all you need to know.

Muffin!

[Kira]

- Only I where the pants around here!
Lost your pants, KGM? <g> Dang, I hate it when that happens.

[KillerGodMan]

- Only I where the pants around here!
Lost your pants, KGM? <g> Dang, I hate it when that happens.

Yeah, but you expect that when Pantsman is your avitar

[Xeroc]

Welcome, Heiwa, to the Five-Minute Voyager Forums!*

Also, don't forget to come to the Weekend IRC!
(It's at my IRC server, irc.xeroc.zapto.org)

Have Fun! :D

*Not reccomended to mix with other medications or to operate heavy machinery after using.

[AKAArzosah]

Hola!
Aloha!
Ni Hao!
G'Day!
Buenos Dias!

Damn, that's two in Spanish. Hmm...

Konitchiwa! (Or however it's supposed to be spelt)
Nope, I'm out...

I'm better with goodbyes. Gee, that says a lot about my personality doesn't it?
Welcome aboard, anywho.

[Anonymous]

Mister?



Oh, that stings. :wink:


Sumimasen, Ginga-san. :P

Shoulda gone with that anyway, much safer.

[Heiwa]

Konitchiwa! (Or however it's supposed to be spelt)
Nope, I'm out...


Hajimemashite and doozo yoroshiku (nice to meet you) work well. But of course the latter only works once. My Japanese textbook says hajimemashite means "How do you do?", but really it doesn't, the teacher said. Later we learned hajimarimasu as a verb means "to begin", but you don't need to hear me discuss Japanese linguistics.

Anyway thank you for the kind welcome, everyone. Oh, and Zeke & Kira, I messed up somehow but the last message was by me too. :P Sorry, Ginga-san!

So ... now that you've had a day or two ... has anyone run over to Five-Minute Voyager Season 6 to take a peek at that which is alluded to in my sig? :D

[PointyHairedJedi]

*Not reccomended to mix with other medications or to operate heavy machinery after using.
And nobody mentioned this to me before why, exactly?

*Takes some Dried Frog Pills whlist driving a fork-lift*

[Ginga]

Hehehe... that's quite alright. You should've seen the first time I met Sail-

I mean, Hotaru. :P

[Chancellor Valium]

Heiwa, perhaps you have some useful Japanese phrases you could post? And pronunciation and tone notes as well? I always like a few words in another language, and in the one which I am most fluent in at the moment (which uses our alphabet): Salve, amice! et accepto tu, O tu, qui est vulgetur et alium.

and now for a burst of song:

Quando est canicella ille in fenestra?
Unum cum similis ad undum penis,
Quando est canicella ille in fenestra?
Facio spes ille canicelli tu venderas!

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Salve, amice! et accepto tu, O tu, qui est vulgetur et alium.

Greetings, friend, and welcome, Oh You, who is vulgar and garlicky.

Quando est canicella ille in fenestra?
Unum cum similis ad undum penis,
Quando est canicella ille in fenestra?
Facio spes ille canicelli tu venderas!

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with...I assume that means tail.
How much is that doggie in the window?
...what did they put in the doggie you're selling?

[Chancellor Valium]

Umm....I think you mean
Hello, I welcome you, o you who are published and high (nearest thing to exalted in Latin)
and
How much is that small dog in the window?
The one with the similar to a wave tail
How much is that small dog in the window?
I do hope you are selling that small dog!

[Nan]

It's close to Intendant Kira's motto, though. Just trade the "not" for an "and."

Similar modifiers could be:

At the same time
Intermittently
Decide on which with who at last minute

Etc. Ahh, good old Intendant Kira. Probably threw some fun parties, though.

[Katy Jane]

*Hops into the thread a little late*


*Takes some Dried Frog Pills whlist driving a fork-lift*

*Thwappage*


Greetings! :D