SigKitty Kidnapped!

[Opium]

Seko The SigKitty Kidnapped!


Jack Sparrow: So why I am here?
Opium: Didn’t I tell you?
Jack Sparrow: Yes, but I won’t use that knowledge until you befit my namesake with the proper respect.
Opium: You mean…*types* this?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yes.
Opium: So you know that TopHatMan and John want to kidnap Seko for taking so much time away from them?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yes, and this is not very smooth exposition.
Opium: But I’m typing it.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: You’re insane.
Opium: Back to the topic…TopHatMan and John want Seko. You have to stop them.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Aren’t they rather limited themselves?
Opium: Well…you could play along.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: But Ginga’s signature will not change, as you lack the power to hack into her computer.
Opium: But…
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: and therefore, TopHatMan and John lack the power. So basically, your plan is dead in the water.
Opium: But…
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: And shouldn’t it be Jake who is typing this on his typewriter?
Opium: But…
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Just let people look at my picture, okay?
Opium: Fine then.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: You do realize this is the reason you do not get much fanfic typing done…you need to start pushing your characters around more. Stand up for yourself, woman!
Opium: Okay, I will. Now here, everyone look your picture:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/confused2.jpg[/img]

[Ginga]

Wait.

So... Seko's not getting kidnapped because it can't be done?

Aww, but I wanted to be able to put http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Fuyu_Ginga/SKK.jpg in my sig... :(

[Opium]

Well, ...
Chapter 2: Jake's Story

Opium: What if Ginga wants to have Seko kidnapped?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: That’s one nutter short of a whirled hot rum.
Opium: Right…

In a dark place, probably a basement suite,

John: Maybe I will get a personality!
Jake: No. I am writing this. I have the typewriter. I will not give you a personality.
John: Please?
TopHatMan: I found this strange sigkitty while I was wandering around the mall dazed and confused. I have brought sigkitty home, as she has now gotten too much attention. She was in MY mall.
John: Sweet! We can…like…get attention with this somehow!
Jake: You realize that this will also give attention to…
John: Shut up typewriter boy!
Jake: Um…sure. I’ll go buy some sigkitty food.
SigKitty: meow.
TopHatMan: I can’t be sure, but that meow may have meant something else than meow!
SigKitty: Mao.

What will happen to Seko the SigKitty? Will John and TopHatMan get attention? Will Jake come back with Iams or Purina sigkitty food?

Opium: Nah! I made it work, I made it work.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Here, have some rum. Perhaps, since being sober makes you crazy, rum will make you sober.
To be continued?

[Ginga]

AWESOME.

*goes to change sig*

*steals some of that rum*

[Opium]

Stay tuned for more!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Oooh! Can I have a cameo where sigkitty mauls me horribly? Oh, did I say sigkitty? I meant of course "hamster thing". :P

[Ginga]

Oooh! Can I have a cameo where sigkitty mauls me horribly? Oh, did I say sigkitty? I meant of course "hamster thing". :P

*Seko tries to claw his way out of his little cage*

*meows pitifully*

[Opium]

Chapter 3: The Sorrow of Sparrow

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I’m back again, am I?
Opium: Yes, I need someone to give exposition.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Is this a well-made play or a melodrama?
Opium: Well, I haven’t had enough music for a melo-drama, have I?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me *takes swig of kahlua*
Forumgoers: Kahlua?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: It’s all I could *hic* find in this sea shanty!

John: Hehe, look, Seko, sigkittynip! You don’t get any!
Seko: MEOW!
TopHatMan: She can’t say much, can she?
PointyHairedJedi: Hi, here’s your pizza. Why, what’s this, a tiny sigkitty in a cage? Here sigkittykitty! Aren’t you just a cute little weak useless thing*opens cage* AAAAAAHH! GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Seko: MEOW! I’m not weak!
PointyHairedJedi: Will this be the GAK of PHJ?

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Shouldn’t you be studying sociology?
Opium: Shhhh, either have an idea or not.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Well, you could…

Jake: Hey guys, I couldn’t decide which Sigkitty food to get, so I got Iams and Purina both.
PointyHairedJedi: HELP ME!
Jake: Okay. *puts PHJ in cage, away from SigKitty*
PointyHairedJedi: That’s not what I meant…
Seko: Meow. *sticks tongue out at PHJ*

[richardson]

Can I be a co-conspirator in this, the shunned one?

[Opium]

The Cage Of Days

CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow: For the sake of Rum…it’s 11 am on a Sunday! Go to sleep.
Opium: Can’t, have rehearsal. Now…what’s your newest idea?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Can’t I go home now while you continue your odd little tale?
Opium: No, as this is my fanfic, and I say no.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Fine, fine. Try having a shunned co-conspirator with PHJ who is shunned,
Opium: BRILLIANT!
PHJ: Why am I still stuck in this Days Of Our Lives-esq cage?
Jake: This is the BEST writing I’ve done since DS9 finished *continues typewriting*
TopHatMan: Seko has joined our side! Although we don’t actually trust her and her shifty eyes.
Seko: Meow.
richardson:*bursts in door* I am here, to save the day! Oo! Cute kitty…hello kitty…
Seko: MEOOOOOOOW!*epic battle scene between richardson and Seko*
richardson: Eep! Now I’m stuck in the cage too!
John: Yes, yes you are.
PHJ: Could this be the end?
richardson: I’m not going to disagree with you.
TopHatMan: With what? You two this met?

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Was that good for you, dear?
Opium: Jack, why are you talking to the claymation deer on tv?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I have a serious drinking problem, and I suffer from heat stroke.
Opium: That’s very…OOO, I’ve got to get ready now! Bye Jack!

[richardson]

Hmm... that wasn't quite what I ment.. I wonder if I can get my pocket phaser out of my pocket. Nah, then seko would be after me again. maybe a something with a giant wooden version of me, and a tunnel and... *Rambles on* or maybe I should just whip out my communicator and call for rescue from my clone army... then have them beaten up like stormtroopers or redshirts... dagnabit.. that sig-kitty has me beat.

[PointyHairedJedi]

...

Mercy! I'm begging you! Please! Let me out the cage! Put me in another cage, I don't care! As long as it's not the same one as him!

Though, thinking about it, that plan with the ten thousand pocket watches, a dozen tins of green paint and the three old men sounds quite good...

[Opium]

Chapter 5: Prison of DOOOOM!

CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow: Oh, goody, more insanity.
Opium: We’ve gotten resquests.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: People are yet to realize that Seko is out of the cage.
Opium: It’s better than…
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Tut tut, PG only.

richardson: I know what I can do! *takes out flashlight from back pocket*
PHJ: Bash that light over my head? Please?
Seko: MEOW!
TopHatMan: Seko, why are you still here? You’re free!
John: Yes…unless…we’re ALL in a prison?
Mayweather: That’s right, you are all in my Prison of Doom! I do not get many lines, so…
richardson: *unlocking cage* Hey, we’re free! We’re…who are you?
Mayweather: I’m Mayweather, from Enterprise!
PHJ: You’re on Enterprise? Do you play a redshirt? A Klingon?
Mayweather: See? SEE? THIS IS WHY I HAVE KIDNAPPED YOU ALL! * breaks down crying*
John: So, richardson, you used that flashlight to short out the cage’s lock?
richardson: Yes.
John: So while Mayweather is having his breakdown, how about you do the same on the lock of the prison door.
Jake: Not so fast! I want another line!
TopHatMan: You got it. Open the door already!
richardson: *opens door*
Seko: MEOW! Look at me! I’m the centre of the story! I…
PHJ: Yay, we are free!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Right, that was interesting.
Opium: Oh, sure, like you always make total sense.

[PointyHairedJedi]

This is strange, but I like it all the same. :D

[Ginga]

If Mayweather gets a cameo, I think Janeway needs a cameo...

:wink:

[KillerGodMan]

WHAT? A kidnapping type thing without ME?

Er, yeah, could I maybe, save 'em all? If it helps, Mayweather is my favourite character...

Janeway is too

So is Data

and Spock

and Sisko

and Worf

and Geordi

and Picard

and McCoy

and Kirk

My Better Half: STOP IT!

sorry...

[Mj]

May I be included? :?:

[Zeke]

SigKitty Kidnapped is the new eTrektion.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

You're all nuts.

:P

[Ginga]

SigKitty Kidnapped is the new eTrektion.

Haha! XD This is great. :twisted:

Sa'ar - As if we didn't know that before. :wink:

[Gatac]

80s-style Rambo-esque montage of Gatac strapping various equipment and weapons to his body. Close with Gatac using camo paint to draw a big black 5 on his face.

That's it. I'm going in.

Gatac

[KillerGodMan]

80s-style Rambo-esque montage of Gatac strapping various equipment and weapons to his body. Close with Gatac using camo paint to draw a big black 5 on his face.

That's it. I'm going in.

Gatac

HEY! I was saving Seko first! Becides, I have the Cube. (and very few people would get the joke)

[richardson]

Hey, what if they are all in the mirror universe?

[MaverickZer0]

Hey, what if they are all in the mirror universe?

Then I'm already there!

*pulls out ProtoBuster and Shield*

And well-armed. The armor's not so much for rescuing the cat as not getting scratched up when I bring it out.

[KillerGodMan]

Hey, what if they are all in the mirror universe?

Then I'm already there!

I am to, I am everywhere!

[PointyHairedJedi]

SigKitty Kidnapped is the new eTrektion.
Ah, if only Private Eye could be presuaded to include that in their Neophiliacs column...

[Opium]

Oh, my, more updates are coming...soo...I mean, within 24 hours :wink:

[Opium]

Chapter 6: Camp Banana Cupcake

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Ooo…look…something shiny! *falls down drunk*
Opium: Hmm…let’s see where my shopping-stressed mind takes me today…

KGM: (enters hallway) HA! You are not free! None of you are! Nah nah nah nah!
Seko: Meow?
KGM: That’s right, in fact, Mayweather’s prison where he has been keeping you inside Jake’s basement suite is in fact my within the walls of my federal penitentiary!
PHJ: What?
Mj: (also enters hallway) That’s right! You are within the same wall as Martha Stewart.
John: But isn’t Martha Stewart in Camp Cupcake down in the USA?
KGM: That’s what they WANT everyone to think. But really, she is here, in Canada at my penitentiary: Camp Banana Pie!
PHJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sa’ar Chasm: BTW, I am the federal minister personally responsible for all of this, as I am, in fact, as nuts as all of you. However, why don’t we get out of this crowed hallway, and into the cafeteria. But don’t talk to Martha-she’s cooking up a storm in the kitchen!
*everyone goes to the cafeteria, but on the way, they see a guy huddled on floor, rocking back and forth*
Zeke: They always want it soon…so so soon…I have a life…other commitments…isn’t “soon” within a week soon enough? Soon…soon…goon…Hired goons? Balloons?
Sa’ar Chasm: Just let him rest. He needs to recover from busy times.
*everyone but Zeke arrives in the cafeteria*
TopHatMan: Does anyone realize Opium is not here?
Opium: *pops head through door* I don’t want to be a Mary-Sue.*pops head out again*
Jake: So…I am not the typewriter?
Sa’ar Chasm: Obviously. Well, we are going to be here a while…anyone want to play TopTenList? Question Answer? How about a one-by-one story?
*various mumbles as they all go into group*

Opium: Hey, Captain…*pokes him with pen* Are you okay? Need some water?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *mumbling* Yo ho yo ho a ballerina’s life for me.

[richardson]

What happened to meeee....

[Opium]

You are still there...there are plans. PLANS, I tell you!

[MaverickZer0]

Where am I?

I'm guessing this isn't in the mirror universe, then.

Um...how do I get back?
(Stupid broken teleporter)

Help!

[richardson]

Heh, never rely on teleporters, transporteer, ect. Always use a convienient, uber cool looking fighter. *Points to his avenger series fighter.*

[MaverickZer0]

Yeah, but it's all I have. Besides, robots are self-repairing, so...

Aha!
*whacks teleporter, located in shield*
*whrrrrrrrr....*

Oh great, I just remembered...this thing is set to random and I can't reset it without a WingPart, a JetPart, a BoardPart, and a FixPart! Great, I'm going to get lost in the multiverse!

*whrrrrrrr---*
*WOOSH!*

[Ginga]

This song seriously needs to be in there. (http://home.comcast.net/~dwedit/flash/mikomiko.html)

Maybe as a weapon of mass destruction or an IQ-dropper. :twisted:

[KillerGodMan]

Banana Pie............................................... mmm pie...............

[MaverickZer0]

Ow....where am I? I hope I'm in Electopia or somewhere cool.

Zero: Hi.
Ciel: Hi


*twitch*
Activate teleporter.
*whrrrrr--*
*WOOSH!*


Zero: Was it something I said?
Ciel: You know, maybe we should tell Roll...that looked a lot like that Proto Man guy...
Roll: (from another room) Didn't do it!

[Rayinne]

An ethereal being watches a foolish robot blip into the Q continuum, then just as quickly blip right back out. Tracing this event back to its source, it discovers - the cat.

This situation does not require interference. Careful observation is warranted, however.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Tracing this event back to its source, it discovers - the cat.

This situation does not require interference. Careful observation is warranted, however.


Warning: stand clear of collapsing waveform.

[MaverickZer0]

Oooh, my head. No more subspace continuums for me.

Let's see...where am I...

Huh?

_____________
| |
|'N1 Grand Prix'|
| National |
| Netbattle |
| Competition! |
|____________|

Score!
Wait....Seko won't be here.
I know, I'll just ask that Cyber-dog virus that looks suspiciously like Rush.

[Opium]

Chapter 8: Chilli, Cheese, and Pie!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Oy i! I’m back again, eh?
Opium: *nods*
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: And?
Opium: *winks*

richardson: Hey all!
Sa’ar Chasm: What the? What are you doing here?
richardson: I can’t remember.
KGM: Food is served! Chilli, cheese sticks and pie.
PHJ: May I have a spoon?
NeoMatrix: There is no spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
Sa’ar Chasm: How did you get here?
NeoMatrix: I don’t know, but chilli, cheese sticks, and pie sounds good.
Zeke: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO
Yram Eus Smith: Hello, I am Yram Eus Smith, and I am here to save you all from Martha Stewart’s reign of terror.
Jake: What reign of terror? She’s making us chilli, cheese sticks, and pie!
Zeke: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TopHatMan: Zeke, are you ill? You keep yelling NOOOOOO! Did someone hurt you? Do you want some chilli, cheese, or pie?
Zeke: THERE ARE NO SPOONS!
PHJ: What?
Zeke: PORTHOS IS IN THE CHILLI!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: That’s it?
Opium: Yah, it’s a cliffhanger.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Oh no it’s not!
Opium: Oh yes it is!
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Oh no it’s not!
Opium: Oh yet it is!

[Ginga]

NNNOOOOOOOO!

Animal killing! :cry: Oh my God, she killed Porthos! You bastard! DX

[Opium]

Well, it's a cliffhanger...

Is Zeke having delusions?
Is Porthos swimming happily in the cold Chilli?
Did Zeke kill Porthos?
How good IS Martha Stewart's cheese?
Why do they not have any spoons?



Tune in next time at the fanforumfic time...which is, of course, whenever I feel like it... :P

[Flixibixi]

More importantly, if the chili becomes the filling of a pie, will Zeke eat it?

[richardson]

AH! Porthos is dead! :shock: :shock: :shock:

[KillerGodMan]

NO! The Chili is cold! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Opium]

Catch All The Seko!Kidnapped Action...stay tuned!

Will KGM eat the chilli?
Will Zeke stop yelling NOOO?
Will CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow sober up?
Will Opium keep bringing up old jokes?
Will Martha Stewart reveal her secrets?

Find this, and more...in the next installment of "Seko!Kidnapped!

[Ginga]

Catch All The Seko!Kidnapped Action...stay tuned!

Will KGM eat the chilli?
Will Zeke stop yelling NOOO?
Will CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow sober up?
Will Opium keep bringing up old jokes?
Will Martha Stewart reveal her secrets?

Find this, and more...in the next installment of "Seko!Kidnapped!

Will Seko's owner actually make a cameo!? :o :wink:

[KillerGodMan]

Will Seko's owner actually make a cameo!? :o :wink:

Will KGM make his X-Box and Gamecube appear out of thin air?

[MaverickZer0]

Will Maverick actually ever end up anywhere relevant?

Oh wait, that's now.

*blip*
*blip*
*blip*
*blip*

Robot's Log, whenever-the-hell-this-is: Okay, this is the *last* jump!

*BLIP!*

Apparently my teleporter heard me. It just overloaded.
I'm not exactly sure where I am, but I am detecting a cat nearby. There is also a dog sitting looking at me.

*tap tap tap*
*tap* *tap* *tap*
*tap tap tap*

This dog knows Morse Code! It must be Porthos!
Oh no...wait, that must mean I'm nowhere.
End log.

All right Porthos, take me to Seko, if you know where she is!

[Ginga]

*Seko yells from a distance*

"DAMMIT, I'M A GUY! YOU'RE ALL MAKING ME FEEL LIKE HOTARU!"

[Flixibixi]

*squints* You're gay and feeling Hotaru? :P

Huh. For all those years (which are still going) where I've been mistaken for a guy no matter which name I've chosen (including my RL name), I'm somewhat surprised to see it go the other way too.

We need non-gender specific thingys. You know, the thingys.

I think my shoulders just got wet with my leaking, melted brain.

[Opium]

Chapter 9: Part 1: Flashback And Some Other Stuff
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: How are you going make the flashback different?
Opium: Sepia tones, of course.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Won’t that be tough to read? Is not cliché?
Opium: Hmm, you’re right. Perhaps purple would be a good colour to try? Everyone wants to see a purple flashback!

A dark, dank underground laer…laberyn…tunnel thingy…just watch The Phantom of the Opera…
Fuyu Ginga: My Angel of Sci-Fi, what can I do for you? I am the screenname you wear…
MaverickZer0: It’s me they see…
Fuyu Ginga: You’re campaign and my graphics can help us win…
MaverickZer0: The Phantom of the 5MVForums is there, inside the web!
Chancellor Valium: GINGA! Don’t trust him…he’ll kill Tinman, Raul, and that doggy of yours too!
Fuyu Ginga: Yah…why ARE there all these poppies around here?
Rayinne: Somehow this flashback is a crossover of “The Phantom” and “Wizard of Oz”.
Fuyu Ginga: Right…Um…this is really odd. I’m going to hop over to present time so I can be withSeko! She…I mean, HE, it’s a HE, needs me!
MaverickZer0: So…what the…huh? I guess it’s just you and me, Rayinne. Want to watch some Trek?
Rayinne: Sure.
End of flashback…

Du du DUN

[Hotaru]

DAMMIT, I'M A GUY! YOU'RE ALL MAKING ME FEEL LIKE HOTARU!

Somehow I feel as though I should be insulted by that.

[Ginga]

DAMMIT, I'M A GUY! YOU'RE ALL MAKING ME FEEL LIKE HOTARU!

Somehow I feel as though I should be insulted by that.


Not my fault. :P


And yey for cameos! :D Huzzah!

[KillerGodMan]

*is walking around into various objects*

lalalalalala

*bumbs into two box shaped things*

YAY! My gamecube and X-box!

*plays gamecube and x-box*

[Opium]

Chapter 9: Part 2: Flashback and some other stuff
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Buh?
Opium: Just trust me on this, okay?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Rum. Just. More. Rum.

Orchestra playing brilliant, riveting music as Ginga climbs a majestic set of spiral stairs from the tunnel thingy to the cafeteria of the prison
Ginga: richardson! Zeke! KGM! Sa’ar Chasm! NeoMatrix! PHJ! Martha Stewart?
Martha Stewart: Cheese cake, anyone?
Zeke: I had this odd dream that you were in a strange laer…laberyn…tunnel thingy.
Ginga: You…you…you saw that flashback?
KGM: It all makes sense now! You are having delusions, you can not stand old jokes, because you see them, are transported to everything on 5MVand its forums the second read them!
Zeke: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAH!
Sa’ar Chasm: Oh oh, he’s up to “GAH”. He only has “GAI” and GAJ” before…
Jake: Yes, before his time is near.
TopHatMan: That’s all very interesting, but Martha, what is your secret to such great cooking?
Martha Stewart: I let my dogs lick the bowls clean. I never let my dishes touch dishsoap!
Porthos: (walking in from the kitchen with chilli and cheesecake all over his face) WOOF!
John: I shall now die.
TopHatMan: Oh no! She killed Joh…
John v2: I am now back!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: When will there be a sword fight?
Opium: When I want it!...what does that have to do with anything?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I want to practice.

[richardson]

I wanna another line, before I construct a food based weapon and go on a rampage. *Gets his ommi-ammo Fling-O-Matic Mrk 3...* :twisted:

[MaverickZer0]

If there's a sword fight, I want in.

Plasma/cyber swords vs. steel! That would be...well, messed up. But cool.

[KillerGodMan]

and now, time for liquid which is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

[Chancellor Valium]

^And also scented air, because You like scented air! It's fresh, and invigorating! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Opium]

Part 10: This Is The End

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Why am I still here? I have dreams…big dreams…I want to write a story about a little boy that never grows up…that lives in a land of wonder, and fun, and excitement…
Opium: Yah…you go do that.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: But first I must discover how this story ends!
Opium: Was that sarcastic?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I don’t even know anymore.

KGMan: That’s strange, I never noticed this door before.
TopHatMan: What are you talking about? That’s the door to the kitchen!
John: Like, duh, man!
Seko: Meow?
John: Like, yah!
Seko: Meow?
John: Like, dude!
Seko: Meo…
NeoMatrix: Shut up, both of you! We’ve been stuck here for weeks, we need to get out!
Sa’ar Chasm: *walks in door* What? You guys are still here? Didn’t you get the voicemail I sent you last week? You are all free!
Ginga: No, there is no signal in here.
Sa’ar Chasm: Oh. Um. Oops. Turned out there had already been an experiment like this, the Stanford Prison Experiment, back in the 70’s…the guys all went crazy nasty on each other.
Seko: Meow?
Ginga: Slang is the new IM speak. Like, dude, instead of saying “Dis is da bom”, you say, “This is sooo like, cool, man!”.
Seko: MEOW? *runs out door, to pet food store to get some good grub, happy to be free*
Zeke: Wait…is freedom chaos? We all lived a chaos-free life while here…what is worth more? A calm life, or freedom? Is freedom more important that all else? Would you rather live a stable life, where there would always be food and drink and friends, or live one where the next day is something to tremble at? Would you…
richardson: Come on, Zeke…time you get you out of here, into the…
Zeke: No! Not the harsh light of day! I want the music of the night! For it is no freedom, but chaos none the less! I want to have British mystique! I want…
Martha Stewart: Oh. Oops. Hope you don’t all mind; I may have accidentally been slipping Zeke some poppy seeds. Hehe. Um. Don’t send me back to jail, please?
Jake: I have a line! Let’s all get out of here! Before…something else happens…
*they all leave, except…*

Rayinne: I think they forgot about us.
MaverickZer0: Yep.
Mayweather: That’s for sure. At least I have line!
Rayinne: But we are stuck here!
MaverickZer0: Maybe…just maybe…
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *starts drunken swordfight with MaverickZer0* Ugh, I’m too sleepy for this. Do any of you fancy a sip of refreshment at the local establishment?
Rayinne: Yah, sure.
MaverickZer0: Sounds good.
Mayweather: HA, beat that, Jake, I get TWO lines!

Opium: Well, that was…CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow? Are you there? Anywhere? How about the Phantom? Leo DeCaprio? Anyone? *Opium realizes how she is utterly alone…if the only people you count are movie stars…*

[Ginga]

Yay! *claps* Wonderful, bravo, *muah*, etc! :lol:

[NeoMatrix]

Maywheather got more lines than me, that is a breach of contract, lol

[Opium]

Maywheather got more lines than me, that is a breach of contract, lol

Maybe you ARE Mayweather :?: :wink: :o :? :!: :twisted:

[Ginga]

Maywheather got more lines than me, that is a breach of contract, lol

Maybe you ARE Mayweather :?: :wink: :o :? :!: :twisted:

That calls for a sequel. :o

[KillerGodMan]

Maywheather got more lines than me, that is a breach of contract, lol

Maybe you ARE Mayweather :?: :wink: :o :? :!: :twisted:

That calls for a sequel. :o

Definatly

Maybe one where Zeke goes on a rampage for poppy seeds....

[Zeke]

Maybe one where Zeke goes on a rampage for poppy seeds....
I don't like Opium that much.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Technically I'd never say "crazy nasty" or use voicemail, but who's keeping track?

<g>

[Xeroc]

Funny stuff! :D

[KillerGodMan]

Maybe one where Zeke goes on a rampage for poppy seeds....
I don't like Opium that much.

Okay, whereI go on a rampage for poppy seeds

[Opium]

[overly dramatic]

You like me! You really like me! I'm ready for my close up!

[overly dramatic]

[MaverickZer0]

Cool! Drinking!

Wait...I'ma robot, and underage besides...

Meh. I'd do it anyways.

[NAHTMMM]

LOTS of very funny stuff! :D :D

[richardson]

Soon, soon this insanity will begin on a scale billions of times grander than this feeble drama! Seko and her entire RACE will be kidnapped! I shall rule the universe! *Gets popped upside the head.* Ow, what was that for?

Overdoing it.

[PointyHairedJedi]

That must happen to you a lot. ;)

[Ginga]

Seko and her entire RACE will be kidnapped!

His.

[richardson]

close enough. *Laughs evilly, before getting one upside the head again.*

[Chancellor Valium]

And you'll keep getting that until we turn you! Feel the power of the Daft Side! MWAHAHAHA! Ahem. No, really, we're all perfectly sane, I assure you :twisted:

[Opium]

But was Seko the SigKitty truly kidnapped, or was it his choice? Or part of some huge plan to make sure Trip has enough pie to trade for T'Pol's messages? Or part of a plan to bring back DS9? Or a failed plan to make sure Jake and Mayweather get lots of lines in every episode? :o

[richardson]

well, whatever the cause, next time, it really will be kidnapping, and I am getting my formal evil super-villain training right now!

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Would this be the same supervillain training that teaches you to label the self destruct button "Self destruct" and put it in an obvious spot?

[richardson]

nah, the better kind, which makes you nearly unstoppable (Teaches you not to say invicible, because defeat is usually instantanious after that.) Also teaches uber logistics, evil planning, and how to set up your base so that no-one can enter, other than your minions. No super-agents in my base!

[Chancellor Valium]

But do your minions know that? :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

No, they will all get zapped like the others. Whahahahaha!

[MaverickZer0]

Oh, that. I already have the book on it.

I have also developed several highly effective forms of torture.

[Chancellor Valium]

remember the "meatbags" rule. Remember it, and don't forget it!

[MaverickZer0]

I don't call humans meatbags. Usually they're jsut an annoyance at their greatest and insignificant as my classmates.

My general term for them is 'tasty blood snack'.

[richardson]

*location: tropical island of indeterminate location*

R: Mwu-hah-hah-hah! Everything is going to plan. Minions! I want to holding cells ready in an hour! Ready the gun racks, I want full patrols!

Assorted minions: We hear and obey, master.

*Helecopter flies in, bouncing erraticly*

R: Ah, here is my prize now!

*The helecopter drops a large, uber re-enforced cage out, with, GASP! Seko inside!*

R: Welcome, Seko, to my evil lair. You will not escape me again!

seko: mwrow? *Translation: I'm not in 5MV anymore....*