CEASE AND DESIST ORDER FROM TROLL PLAZA

[Anonymous]

Hi,
I am the Mouth of Sauron, Ambassador of Troll Plaza.
My master Jonathan Archer Sith Lord the great sends his welcome from Troll Plaza the Great.

He also sends an order:

Let it be known that...
Jonathan Archer Sith Lord, Admin of T.P.,
Orders Five-minute Forums to disband,
If this order is not headed in 24 hours time,
Our trained Shock Troopers will come in.

I await your reply.

[Zeke]

You don't wanna piss me off right now, Mouthy. I've blocked your IP, but if that doesn't stop you, I'll be quite happy to keep blocking IPs and deleting posts as long as you want. You'll accomplish nothing except to make one person's Christmas holiday just a little bit worse.

Oh, and quit pretending you and enterprise12345 are different guys.