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e of pi
02-14-2006, 01:34 AM
Transdiction

Xeroc
02-14-2006, 01:38 AM
Airline

e of pi
02-14-2006, 02:33 AM
UPS

Xeroc
02-14-2006, 06:42 PM
glass

danieldoof
02-14-2006, 09:32 PM
tuesday

e of pi
02-14-2006, 10:00 PM
Morbid

danieldoof
02-14-2006, 10:22 PM
1234

Burt
02-14-2006, 11:07 PM
Mars

Xeroc
02-14-2006, 11:32 PM
Clever

e of pi
02-15-2006, 03:33 AM
Correction fluid

Xeroc
02-15-2006, 04:59 AM
Language

e of pi
02-15-2006, 05:39 AM
Avatar

Xeroc
02-15-2006, 06:15 AM
X

danieldoof
02-15-2006, 10:53 AM
beach

Xeroc
02-15-2006, 09:56 PM
Berlin

danieldoof
02-15-2006, 10:20 PM
:shock:

Anonymous
02-15-2006, 11:57 PM
Logout bug. Third time today, dang it.

Zeke
02-15-2006, 11:58 PM
Is this an actual logout bug, or do you just keep doing something by accident that logs you out? I haven't had any trouble in a while.

e of pi
02-16-2006, 12:02 AM
It happens to me every now and then. The computer just logs me out randomly. Ussually before a post, but not always. It's stopped now, I think.

Xeroc
02-16-2006, 04:03 AM
Never happened to me!


And now we return to our regularly scheduled insanity, already in progress...


BASIC

e of pi
02-16-2006, 04:31 AM
Hathaway

Xeroc
02-16-2006, 05:48 AM
Trailer

danieldoof
02-16-2006, 10:42 AM
editorial

Xeroc
02-16-2006, 06:47 PM
Wikipedia

e of pi
02-16-2006, 10:16 PM
Congress

danieldoof
02-16-2006, 10:24 PM
greenhorn

Lostoyannaya
02-16-2006, 10:28 PM
MSN messenger.

And I don't know why.

~~Lostoyannaya

danieldoof
02-16-2006, 10:32 PM
downhill

Lostoyannaya
02-16-2006, 10:40 PM
Blueberry.

~~Lostoyannaya

e of pi
02-16-2006, 11:39 PM
Borg

Xeroc
02-17-2006, 03:23 AM
Smiles

e of pi
02-17-2006, 04:50 AM
pOSTCOUNT


nO, cAPS lOCK.

Much better.

Xeroc
02-17-2006, 06:14 AM
Shift

danieldoof
02-17-2006, 10:56 AM
serious problems

Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 11:36 AM
Enterprise NX-01.

danieldoof
02-17-2006, 11:50 AM
clock

Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 11:56 AM
Badger.

~~Lostoyannaya :P

Burt
02-17-2006, 12:18 PM
Hubble

Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 12:27 PM
Dwarf.

~~Lostoyannaya

danieldoof
02-17-2006, 03:06 PM
gamble

e of pi
02-17-2006, 05:15 PM
die

Chancellor Valium
02-17-2006, 10:01 PM
Gneiss.

Burt
02-17-2006, 11:17 PM
plasma

e of pi
02-17-2006, 11:18 PM
Spellcheck

Xeroc
02-18-2006, 04:12 AM
Avatar

e of pi
02-18-2006, 05:33 AM
Neat. Wait, that's related.

Hmmmm.

Sugar!

Xeroc
02-18-2006, 07:21 AM
Piping Hot

e of pi
02-18-2006, 07:22 AM
Croooooooooooooooooow!

Xeroc
02-18-2006, 07:25 AM
Different

e of pi
02-18-2006, 07:57 AM
Ploit.

Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 12:58 PM
Ba.

e of pi
02-18-2006, 04:47 PM
Them.

Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 04:58 PM
Archon

e of pi
02-18-2006, 05:03 PM
Glue.

Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 05:07 PM
goose

e of pi
02-18-2006, 05:10 PM
Lie.

Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 05:13 PM
phantasm

Xeroc
02-18-2006, 08:44 PM
Purple

e of pi
02-18-2006, 10:39 PM
Television

Xeroc
02-19-2006, 05:52 AM
Profile

e of pi
02-19-2006, 06:18 AM
Pirates

Xeroc
02-19-2006, 06:28 AM
Chat

danieldoof
02-19-2006, 10:47 AM
sanity

e of pi
02-19-2006, 06:58 PM
Chat.

danieldoof
02-19-2006, 10:06 PM
goaaaal

e of pi
02-20-2006, 05:08 AM
Bobsleds

Xeroc
02-20-2006, 06:15 AM
Jamacia

NeoMatrix
02-20-2006, 01:17 PM
Jumping Jacks

(Actually Xeroc, there is a movie about Jamaica's bobsled team)

e of pi
02-20-2006, 04:45 PM
Tetris

(Jamacia has a bobsled team? Freakish.)

Chancellor Valium
02-20-2006, 06:35 PM
Sunny Afternoon

danieldoof
02-20-2006, 07:12 PM
binary

Chancellor Valium
02-20-2006, 10:01 PM
hatstand.

danieldoof
02-20-2006, 10:09 PM
x-files

Xeroc
02-20-2006, 10:16 PM
K<sub>eq</sub>


Jumping Jacks

(Actually Xeroc, there is a movie about Jamaica's bobsled team)
Well, I actually wanted to see if anyone got that connection. ;) But I still think they're pretty darn unrelated.

danieldoof
02-20-2006, 10:23 PM
techno

e of pi
02-20-2006, 11:51 PM
MiST3K

Xeroc
02-21-2006, 04:51 AM
Volkswagon

danieldoof
02-21-2006, 09:08 PM
battery

e of pi
02-21-2006, 09:36 PM
Dewey.

danieldoof
02-21-2006, 09:46 PM
slipstream

e of pi
02-21-2006, 09:51 PM
German.

Xeroc
02-22-2006, 05:29 AM
math

danieldoof
02-22-2006, 10:31 AM
candles

NeoMatrix
02-22-2006, 12:32 PM
Elektra

Lostoyannaya
02-22-2006, 06:02 PM
Breadbox.

~~Lostoyannaya

danieldoof
02-22-2006, 06:47 PM
minion

Lostoyannaya
02-22-2006, 06:54 PM
Domain name! (Wow, where'd that come from?)

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

danieldoof
02-22-2006, 09:40 PM
calligraphy

e of pi
02-22-2006, 09:43 PM
Spork

danieldoof
02-22-2006, 10:50 PM
short-track

e of pi
02-22-2006, 11:05 PM
One

mark726
02-22-2006, 11:36 PM
gavel

e of pi
02-23-2006, 12:21 AM
Dry.

Xeroc
02-23-2006, 12:37 AM
CO<sub>2</sub>

e of pi
02-23-2006, 01:19 AM
Rap = :evil:

danieldoof
02-23-2006, 10:46 AM
procedure

e of pi
02-23-2006, 09:55 PM
Vandal Squadron

danieldoof
02-23-2006, 10:35 PM
ned flanders

NeoMatrix
02-24-2006, 06:37 PM
window washers

Lostoyannaya
02-24-2006, 09:07 PM
weirdly coloured galoshes.

~~Lostoyannaya

e of pi
02-24-2006, 09:50 PM
Vandal squadron

danieldoof
02-24-2006, 10:06 PM
ned flan... no wait

sugar cubes

e of pi
02-24-2006, 11:03 PM
Putty

Xeroc
02-25-2006, 05:32 AM
Mass

e of pi
02-25-2006, 05:59 AM
Glue

Chancellor Valium
02-25-2006, 03:55 PM
Masaka

e of pi
02-25-2006, 07:36 PM
More putty.

danieldoof
02-25-2006, 10:06 PM
dirk

e of pi
02-25-2006, 10:34 PM
Sandpaper.

danieldoof
02-25-2006, 10:37 PM
alpha centauri

e of pi
02-25-2006, 11:05 PM
Test.

danieldoof
02-25-2006, 11:23 PM
net

e of pi
02-25-2006, 11:26 PM
Starship.

mark726
02-26-2006, 02:47 AM
Forums.

e of pi
02-26-2006, 03:20 AM
Why

Chancellor Valium
02-26-2006, 04:26 PM
Soldeed.

danieldoof
02-26-2006, 04:56 PM
GYAAA

e of pi
02-26-2006, 06:31 PM
YT-800

Xeroc
02-27-2006, 05:08 AM
Times New Verdana

danieldoof
02-27-2006, 11:17 AM
the death of rats

Chancellor Valium
03-04-2006, 01:45 PM
"I LIEK MILK!"

Xeroc
03-05-2006, 06:30 AM
7 days

e of pi
03-05-2006, 03:29 PM
Borg

danieldoof
03-05-2006, 06:22 PM
meat ball

Xeroc
03-06-2006, 04:46 AM
.

danieldoof
03-06-2006, 08:51 AM
mobile

e of pi
03-06-2006, 10:31 PM
Echo

danieldoof
03-07-2006, 10:01 AM
crusade

NeoMatrix
03-07-2006, 11:04 PM
nap

Xeroc
03-08-2006, 05:02 AM
2004

mark726
03-08-2006, 06:01 AM
Roman Empire

danieldoof
03-08-2006, 08:18 AM
curious

e of pi
03-08-2006, 09:46 PM
Death

danieldoof
03-08-2006, 10:05 PM
vacuum energy

e of pi
03-08-2006, 10:35 PM
Spork

danieldoof
03-09-2006, 03:17 PM
foundation

mark726
03-09-2006, 06:32 PM
floss

e of pi
03-09-2006, 10:26 PM
cAPS lOCK

Xeroc
03-09-2006, 11:17 PM
Magenta

e of pi
03-09-2006, 11:25 PM
Zuuke!

Xeroc
03-09-2006, 11:41 PM
Orange

e of pi
03-10-2006, 12:51 AM
Spook.

Xeroc
03-10-2006, 03:44 AM
Knife

danieldoof
03-10-2006, 10:29 AM
digital

NeoMatrix
03-10-2006, 09:32 PM
rent

(We need more of a challenge here.)

danieldoof
03-10-2006, 10:06 PM
any idea?

e of pi
03-11-2006, 01:43 AM
Not really.

No.

Xeroc
03-11-2006, 03:36 AM
Wheel, if you want an idea, I have one! :D


Why don't we make it so the word Dis-association is still the same, but to test the disassociativenessosity, there will be the challege of stating how the previous two words are actually related.


For example:


Person 1:
Blue
...

Person 2:
47
...

Person 3:
47 * 10<sup>-8</sup> meters is a wavelength of blue light
Parking

Person 4:
47 is the number of times I have to look for a parking space before one's open.
Nanometers

Person 5:
Nanometers: Very, very, very small parking meters.
Charlie


Etc, etc, etc.


What do you guys think?


I'll start!


Percent


Cantaloupe

NeoMatrix
03-11-2006, 07:14 PM
I like the idea, similar to the idea I had in mind about using the last two words

I have 0 percent of Cantaloupe in my diet

Bed Hair

e of pi
03-11-2006, 07:20 PM
Due to the fact that I sleep late, I rarely eat a breakfast, such as cantalope, and often end up with bed hair.

YT-1300

NeoMatrix
03-11-2006, 07:25 PM
To get rid of my bed hair, I used the YT-1300 Supersonic Hairbrush.

Commas

Xeroc
03-12-2006, 12:01 AM
Speaking of Commas, shouldn't that be the YT-1,300?


Sparklers


(Oh, and Thanks! :D)

e of pi
03-13-2006, 01:03 AM
Commas and sparklers are both plural and contain an A.

Beaver.

mark726
03-13-2006, 04:19 AM
Sparklers and beavers lead to some hilarious, if tragic, results.

Cough syrup.

e of pi
03-13-2006, 05:00 AM
If beavers catch colds (Do beavers catch colds?), they might need some cough syrup.

Zire.

NeoMatrix
03-13-2006, 04:08 PM
Zire is the secret ingredient in cough syrups. All the other ingredients are not needed.

Pop Tarts

e of pi
03-13-2006, 11:44 PM
My palm Zire is about the same size as a PopTart.

Enterprise

Xeroc
03-14-2006, 06:04 AM
The pop tarts are stored on deck 47, behind the frosted flakes in the food storage compartments.


F5

danieldoof
03-14-2006, 10:14 AM
Ever wondered what button you have to press when it's time for self-destruct sequence on Enterprise J?

bamboo

e of pi
03-14-2006, 10:34 PM
In a genetics expirament involving bamboo, the F5 generation would be the fifth generation after the parental generation.

Cloakshape fighter.

danieldoof
03-15-2006, 09:41 PM
The missiles of the cloakshape fighter are made of bamboo end even penetrate the strongest shields.

belly button

Xeroc
03-16-2006, 01:05 AM
Belly Button: Small button on the underside of the cloakshape fighter used to open the underside hatch. Not to be tickled.

Apostrophe

danieldoof
03-16-2006, 10:25 AM
When you want to be funny in your job you can ask the admin if he had pressed the 'belly button' lately

home coming

Xeroc
03-17-2006, 04:45 AM
Ya' g'na' g' t' t' h'm c'm'n? : 9 Apostrophes


Purple

danieldoof
03-18-2006, 10:23 AM
Every time zuke comes home to the chat he is wearing his purple evil-overlord-coat.

24

e of pi
03-18-2006, 05:59 PM
If you added blue to the colors of the ticking clock on 24, it would be purple.
Tree.

NeoMatrix
03-18-2006, 05:59 PM
An area of 24 trees is considered woods, but how many trees would you need for it to be considered a forest?

Supersize Combo

e of pi
03-18-2006, 06:01 PM
A supersize combo needs more trees to be killed for the little paper boxes than anyone else.

Rock around the clock.

mark726
03-18-2006, 06:40 PM
If you get a supersize combo with pop, you may in fact be able to rock around the clock.

headphones

danieldoof
03-19-2006, 05:43 PM
I can rock around the clock with my headphones anytime.


censored

Xeroc
03-21-2006, 05:22 AM
Many CDs you can buy now a days have censored versions, however, some tend to sound a lot like morse code coming out of your headphones. ;)


%

mark726
03-21-2006, 05:57 AM
I know of some songs that are censored 50% of the time.

tweezers

Xeroc
03-21-2006, 08:54 PM
Did you know that optical tweezers can be used to move objects as small as .0001% of the width of a human hair?


HTML

danieldoof
03-21-2006, 09:35 PM
Well, you may hand-code your html...guess what I use.


OLED

e of pi
03-21-2006, 09:51 PM
OLEDs could be the next big thing in computer displays for HTML and other code.

Rocks

mark726
03-21-2006, 10:27 PM
I'm guessing that if you hit an OLED with a rock, it may not work as well....

rent

danieldoof
03-21-2006, 10:29 PM
Rocks for rent...HERE beautiful rocks for rent...

idiomatic

mark726
03-21-2006, 10:31 PM
I'm having a blank of idiomatic expressions with 'rock' in them...

union

NeoMatrix
03-21-2006, 11:58 PM
I now for the Idiomatic State of the Union address

Kites

danieldoof
03-22-2006, 09:42 PM
Don't you know that the union of kites is on strike now and they refuse to fly?


quite

Chancellor Valium
03-25-2006, 08:55 PM
Did you know that 'quite' and 'quit' look rather similar? Why are we doing this funny thing?

Octahedron

mark726
03-25-2006, 09:22 PM
Octahedrons don't quite have nine sides to them.

taffy

e of pi
03-27-2006, 01:32 AM
Taffy could, in theory, be shaped into octohedrons.

Nerves.

danieldoof
03-27-2006, 10:08 AM
taffy is the most evil stuff that can touch the nerves in your teeth

goofy

Chancellor Valium
03-27-2006, 09:09 PM
Goofy was...goofy.

rampant.

e of pi
03-27-2006, 10:50 PM
Goofines is often rampant in the chat.

(The idea is to relate the last two random wqords somehow. For example, for your post, you could say that Goofy gets on your nerves or some such thing.)

Snort.

Chancellor Valium
03-27-2006, 11:07 PM
Snorting cocaine is bad, 'mkay?

Balthorium-G

e of pi
03-27-2006, 11:28 PM
Snorting Balthorium-G would be bad for your health.

Nope. You had to relate snort to rampant.

Chancellor Valium
03-28-2006, 12:09 AM
*Not* snorting Balthorium-G wld be a good idea.

Slitheen

Delta Lurker
04-06-2006, 12:00 PM
Do siltheen snort things?

If they do I'm sure they snort...

neon

Chancellor Valium
04-08-2006, 03:06 PM
Neon is not good for snorting, like Balthorium-G

Stratford-atte-Bowe

Delta Lurker
04-10-2006, 09:19 PM
Well Stratford is to do with Shakespeare and he wrote plays with a

Quill pen.

Chancellor Valium
04-11-2006, 01:29 PM
The prophecies from the Orb could be written down with a quill pen from Stratford.


Orb of Prophecy and Change

NeoMatrix
05-16-2006, 10:04 PM
The Quill pen is mightier than the Orb of Prophecy and Change

Flatlined

e of pi
05-17-2006, 02:14 AM
If an elderly person saw a vision via the Orb of Prophesy and Change, they could suffer a heart attack and flatline.

Easy.

mark726
05-17-2006, 02:22 AM
You may think work is easy, but then you flatline and you're singing with the angels.

exact

Ginga
05-17-2006, 03:51 AM
3rd edit: Nevermind, I got this. *rubs hands together*

It's always easy to pass a quote off as exact without actually looking it up.


Peanuts.

NeoMatrix
05-17-2006, 12:41 PM
There is no exact number of peanuts that will satisfy an elephant

WW2

Chancellor Valium
05-17-2006, 08:15 PM
World War Two was not satisfactory for the peanut-eating elephants who live on a flat line of elderly ladies near the Orb of Prophecy and Change.

Half-nelson.

mark726
05-18-2006, 07:10 AM
If this were WW2, I would be put in a half-nelson for attempting to beat Valium's use of dis-associated words.

amendment

Chancellor Valium
05-19-2006, 09:23 AM
"If this were World War II, you would be put in a half-nelson for conspiring to beat the Orb of Prophecy And Change with peanut-eating elephants that live on a flat-line of elderly ladies." This is an amendment to your previous statement.


aurabesh

Chancellor Valium
02-13-2007, 11:05 AM
Aurabesh cannot be used in an amendment of a statement involving peanuts, half-nelsons and the Orb of Prophecy and Change.

Lampstand.