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As promised, here's something from the queue. And not a moment too soon -- we haven't published a DS9 fiver in forever and a stardate. Here's Five-Minute "Explorers (../ds9/fiver.php?ep=explorers)" by Derek.
Chancellor Valium
03-12-2005, 10:58 AM
Woo!
PointyHairedJedi
03-12-2005, 03:19 PM
Dax: Wow. You really went to a lot of effort in making this ship. I thought you were just going to
make a barebones version.
Sisko: Nah, I decided to go for the Special Collector's Edition.
Dax: What makes it so special?
Sisko: It has a bathroom.
Ah, "Explorers" - forever etched in my memory as the "toilet episode". :D
Not your best fiver ever, DD, but pretty funny all the same.
NAHTMMM
03-12-2005, 06:43 PM
Dax: Wow. You really went to a lot of effort in making this ship. I thought you were just going to
make a barebones version.
Sisko: Nah, I decided to go for the Special Collector's Edition.
Dax: What makes it so special?
Sisko: It has a bathroom.
:D
Sisko: You wrote a story? That's great! Why would you feel ashamed about it?
Jake: Because it's smutty Voyager fanfic.
Sisko: Out. Now.
...
Sisko: It wasn't bad. Except the Janeway/Neelix 'ship. That was just sick.
:D
Good blurb, too.
Wowbagger
03-13-2005, 07:03 AM
Come on, Zeke... just try to explain your reason of absence!
Great fiver, Derek.
richardson
03-13-2005, 06:42 PM
heh.. wow... those sail thingys really are fast. Wait, do ships make fhooshing sounds as they go to warp? I thought it was a fthoosh-ing type sound.
Chancellor Valium
03-13-2005, 07:02 PM
heh.. wow... those sail thingys really are fast. Wait, do ships make fhooshing sounds as they go to warp? I thought it was a fthoosh-ing type sound.
There is no noise in space :wink:
PointyHairedJedi
03-13-2005, 10:28 PM
You mean Star Wars and all those other films lied to us? :shock:
richardson
03-14-2005, 12:05 AM
yep. :lol:
Crap, oneliner.
Chancellor Valium
03-14-2005, 10:49 AM
That's what I heard, anyway :lol: :D
Gatac
03-14-2005, 02:24 PM
I thought the point was not hearing anything...
Gatac
Chancellor Valium
03-14-2005, 06:30 PM
My point. exactly. And in any case, since when has flying from russia involved space :wink:
PointyHairedJedi
03-14-2005, 11:08 PM
In space, Russia flies to you!
Wowbagger
03-14-2005, 11:27 PM
Can Russia hear you scream? I think not. Therefore, Russia flies Delta Airways.
Xeroc
03-19-2005, 05:15 AM
Yay! (Gone for a while, but the fiver's still great!) :D
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