The Game of ACRONYM

[Chancellor Valium]

In this game, acronyms are given new meanings (the DUP becomes Defenestrate Unwanted Puppies, etc.)
play like this:

Person 1: Oh, I'm having terrible problems with the RAF....
Person 2: The Rational Advertising Fans? I did, but then I used ENT
Person 1: Embellished Nodal Transport is something I've not tried yet- only QUANGO

Anyway, the problem with QUANGO is it's terrible evilness......

[Opium]

Quark's Unlikable Asexual Nerds and Geeks Organization is evil? I don't know, but LPOC is pretty okay.

[Chancellor Valium]

The Lighting Police Of Canada? Mmm...but they do have some real issues with the ABRSM

[Hotaru]

The Arctic Bear Research Submarine Men? Why, they're also fighting with the YPLN!

[Chancellor Valium]

the Young Political Line Nickers are still going - I thought they went the way of the OHMSS long ago!

[NeoMatrix]

Nah, the Odd Hats Marketing Slender Suckers changed their minds when the met WADS

[Chancellor Valium]

I should think so the Women's Alternative Dance Society can be pretty terrifying - though not as bad as the NANS..........

[KillerGodMan]

I dunno, the National Amazed Nerds Society got better after the debate with the CAD

[Chancellor Valium]

Mmm........the Corruptable Accountant Disorganisation is reprehensible, but not as bad as the MYSQL.......

[NeoMatrix]

Your right, the My Yo-Yo Sucks Quite Lovely didn't have a problem debating the PIGS last week

[Chancellor Valium]

The Philistinistic Integrated Gungans Society has nothing on the LAPS, though

[NAHTMMM]

The Laplanders Advocating Philistinery Society, right? Hah, that reminds me. Did you hear the story the other day about their leader? Seems he had a minor car accident--and it turned out the guy in the other car was the vice-president of the RIAD, of all people! :lol:

[NeoMatrix]

You mean he is the Vice President of Rats Infest All Day now? I remember when he was a member of JOKES with me.

[Hotaru]

Sometimes I miss the Juniors of Kinetic Engineering Sciences. But, after that merger with BTMYH things just went downhill.

[NeoMatrix]

Yeah, the merger with Big Toms Mooning Young Hogs caused BANKS to go bankrupt

[Ginga]

Bigger Aardvarks Nuking Kids' Shows went bankrupt? Maybe you should switch to YARTO.

[Xeroc]

Yellow Ardvarks Really Ticked Off, I hear they really support the NRA.

[KillerGodMan]

The Not Real Acronyms? Really, I thought the were destroied by RCAF

[Rayinne]

I told you the Raunchy Cows and Farmers were up to no good. Now, the SVEPL, they're trying to do something beneficial.

[Alexia]

The Society for Very Evil Pirate Lettuce's? Hardly good :wink: Try the TLA. I've heard they do good work.

[Chancellor Valium]

The Tender Loving Association are all a bit weak, like the FMV

[Xeroc]

Yeah, I heard Four-Minute Voyager wasn't doing too well, but I did hear HIBOB was doing quite well!

[NeoMatrix]

Indeed, Hebrew Icemen Bring Old Books is getting along with WOMEN

[Hotaru]

We Open Male Empty-Nesters gets along really well with everyone. I think they just need the company. Which reminds me, the other day I was walking down the street when a WOMEN kept pestering me to join. I don't know why, I'm only 17, but long story short I jumped into a MSEB meeting to avoid him.

[Opium]

Yech, I hate the Miserable Sodding Electronic Bank. But I do like POOLMO

[Ginga]

Those damn Pessimistic Otters Occupying Larry's Mod Outhouse.

ASDFGHJKL will cream them!

[Hotaru]

All Sad Dead Friend; Good, Happy, Joking, Loving!? Like they could do anything. I mean, CRAZY is better than them.

[Chancellor Valium]

the Cocoa Raiders Acting Zanily Yesterday club really would be nowhere without GOONS

[Xeroc]

Yes, the Great Oblong Orifice of Nonsensical Speech is very important for the correct functioning of the FORA.

[Opium]

Fortune One-hundred Remeding Airlines has really improved the food on planes, but I still think JOKL did a better job.

[Chancellor Valium]

the John Obsessive Karl Lovers were sooooo much better than the SUXXOR....

[Xeroc]

I did hear the Super Un-Xtreme Xylophone and Oboe Recitals were pretty bad, kinda like the THE.

[Opium]

Thursday's Hunting Enterprise? No, I'm don't like that idea at all. How about NPROL?

[Chancellor Valium]

New Pensylvania Renegade Out-Laws are so last YEAR

[NeoMatrix]

Yep, the Yarn Eating Aunt Rappers got OLD

[Xeroc]

Yeah, I heard they were Over-Loaded with Depression, against the better reccommendations of the GAK.

[NeoMatrix]

The depression of Guys And Kilts caused many other groups to DIE

[Ginga]

Digging Internet Explorers just can't take the heat of the FIREFOXes!

[Xeroc]

No, the Funky Internet Researchers for the Extreme Fractalization Of XML have really kicked serious BUTT!

[Opium]

Binging Ushers Telecommunications Telethon isn't being held HERE!

[NeoMatrix]

Watch out for the Hot Erotic Raving Elephants, they will STOMP all over you

[Opium]

Stupid Teatotalling Omnipresent Maniac Peepingtoms? They SCARE me.

[Chancellor Valium]

Super-Creative Antics Requiring Elephants are very difficult to FUND

[Xeroc]

It is difficult to Find Under Nobody's Doormat, but it's also hard to LOOK.

[Opium]

Larry's Old Obnoxious Kids really ANNOY me.

[NeoMatrix]

Ain't Nobody Naked On You makes you feel ALONE

[Xeroc]

All Laws Over No Elements does have a certain chemistry to it, but I prefer being RELAXING.

[NeoMatrix]

Rude Earthlings Looking At X-rays In Next Galaxy only got started because of a QUIZ

[Chancellor Valium]

Queen's United Internation Zebra, eh? I much prefer ZEKE

[Xeroc]

Yes, Ze Excellent New Engineer is working out just SPLENDIDLY!

[NeoMatrix]

So Painfully Long Events Never Die In Dumpsters Like Yo-Yos decided that there name was too long, so they shortened it to ABBREVIATION.

[Xeroc]

Yes, the Anachronistic Boron Bifurcations in Reverse Existential Variations on Inverse Atomic Telekinetic Ionic Octavic Neurality are trutly WEIRD.

[NeoMatrix]

Where Everything Is Really Dead is a fun group to be with, but you have to be below PAR

[Opium]

Paranormal Adventure Rituals really kind of scare me more then a LOT.

[NeoMatrix]

Loony Oak Trees are scary when they are TEASED

[Opium]

teased

Tempting Elegant Attractive Seductive Emigrant Divorcees are all nice people...WINK.

[Xeroc]

Yes the Wireless Internet Network Konnection is very NEW.

[Opium]

Nerd Entity Weapons are really LOUD.

[NeoMatrix]

Ludicrous Objects Use Deodorant are FOOLISH

[Xeroc]

Favorite Oblong Orthogonal Lizard Inter-Selective Hackers do happen to be NEGLECTED, however.

[NeoMatrix]

Nerdy Elephants Get Large Erections Cause They Eat Data got REDUCED after they caused a stampede

Xeroc, you posted the same time as me, so you need to change yours

[Xeroc]

Yes, the Refractive Electrical Duomagnetic Undulating Centri-Elemental Disposition of them really gets on my NERVES.


To Neo: Pah!


(I changed it)

[Opium]

The New Enlightened Radioligists Vindicating Elves Society really does some amazing work, but so do LOTS of people.

[Xeroc]

Yes, the Loads Of Toads Society really does get AROUND.

[Scooter]

Actually, the Alabamans in Reptilian Orange Underwear that's Not Drafty almost never have anything to do with toads anymore, but MUGWUMP does.

[NeoMatrix]

Your mistaken, Most Ugly Gaps With Understanding Mother Pigs only deal with pigs. You must be thinking about PIE.

[Opium]

The Pie-Initiating Entity only makes apple pies. For cherry pies, you have to go to BURT.

[NeoMatrix]

You mean I have to go all the way to Barney's United Rasberry Tarts to get a cherry pie? Perhaps I should open a BAKERY here.

[Xeroc]

Yes a Bread All Kooked Essentially to the Real Yeastyness would have a lot of USE!

[Opium]

Uncooked Soggy Eggs really make bad bread; I prefer FLOUR.

[NeoMatrix]

Four Laughing Ovens Under Rotation couldn't make bread even if they had good GAS

[Chancellor Valium]

I think Geosynchronous Access Switches would make a GRATE difference, myself.....

[Xeroc]

Yes, a Gregarious Red Apple That Emails would be quite HUMOROUS!

[NeoMatrix]

The Humping Urges Might Order Rapid Oral Uncontrollable Sillies effect might be caused by JOKES

[Xeroc]

Yes, the Jump-Omocron Klaxons and Electrical Sirens really STARTLE!

[persianmouse]

Are you talking about the Stupid Trekkies And Roleplaying 'Tards League Extravaganza? For that will be a much JOVIAL affair.

[Opium]

Jumbo Omnipresent Vital Illtimed Airhead League really needs to get a BRAIN.

[Chancellor Valium]

A Big Rotating Auto-Initiated Ninny? give it ACRONYM, they collect them.

[NeoMatrix]

All Calculated Risks On New York Markets met today to discuss BUSINESS

[Chancellor Valium]

Businesses' Ungrateful Sods In New Empire Super-Schemes are really IRRITATING

[Xeroc]

Irrational Reverberating Reduced Itaniaum-Tritinum Anions Transforming Into New Grass is a good way to PLANT what you need.

[Chancellor Valium]

Place Lovely Aunt Nora's Thighs, there? You must be MAD!

[Xeroc]

Yes, the policy of Mutually Assured Donuting is an effective DETERRENT!

[Chancellor Valium]

Defective Enemy Tau-Emitting Radiation Reflection Exo-Net Thermoses are very VERSATILE

[Anonymous]

Volatile Elements Randomly Stinking Abnormally Tryingly; Introduce Liquid Ethylene. Time for a little exercise in CHEMISTRY!

[KillerGodMan]

Children Helping Ed Move Insanely Strong Tough Rock solid Yo-yo's doesn't practice exercise, but EXERCISE does, I think...

[Tate]

If you’re talking about Electronic Xtra Energy Requires Constant Independent Security Enterprises, you’re correct. But I haven’t had anything to do with them ever since they started using acronyms as VERBS.

[Xeroc]

Really, they Verbiated Electronic Robotic Back-Scratchers? At what TIME?

[Chancellor Valium]

Tempramental Inter-temporal Meddling Extroverts? The CIA will be on to them!

[Xeroc]

Yes, the Central Ion Agency will be hot on their CASE!

[KillerGodMan]

Canadians, Americans and Special Exponents won't be doing anything related to that, they're far to busy with MOUSE

[Chancellor Valium]

Multi-Opera Using Small Embryoes are quite at odds with MORALITY...

[whoiam]

Massive Online Roleplays Are Liabilities In The Year of SAUSAGE!

[Chancellor Valium]

Semi-Automatic Ukrainian Sanscrit Archaeologist Goblins Eat Sandwiches are WHACKED.

[whoiam]

Who Hailed Andromeda? Clearly Kathryn Evaded Detention on ROMULUS.

[Chancellor Valium]

Random Old Men Ululate Lovely Ukulele Songs is a catchy slogan, but it doesn't quite make the GRADE.

[Chancellor Valium]

Being Greatly Rational And Definitely Exemplary is very hard to ACHIEVE.

[e of pi]

Actors Crying Hardly In Epic Visual Episodes is bad GRAMMAR.

[Xeroc]

Yes the Global Reference Atmospheric Model Monthly Activity Report is due SOON.

[e of pi]

Sector One One Nine is rgight over THERE.

[Xeroc]

Oh no, the Theoronine Hybrid Electron Ray Emmitters are OVERLOADING!

[Chancellor Valium]

Overturning Very Exstensive Romanian, Lucky, Old, Angry, Dorky, Ingracious, Nutty, Geeks? Oh NOES!

[Xeroc]

But the Nebulous Optical Emmission Sensor isn't FINISHED!

[Chancellor Valium]

Fine Implementational Nuances In Short-Hand Exo-Diagnosis will have to wait, there's a CRISIS.

[Xeroc]

The Chronological Refractive Inter-Spatial Interception Sensor is going off AGAIN?

[Chancellor Valium]

Yes, by Another Great And Infinite Number, no LESS.

[KillerGodMan]

L33t Excelent Super Stars is no match for TRIGONOMETRY!

[Chancellor Valium]

Tiny Returns In Great Ozymandian Nomarchs Of Mosaian Egyps That Ramses Yielded is an acronym that doesn't quite make SENSE.

[Xeroc]

But the Synoptic Energy Neutrino Sensor Element is burned OUT!

[Chancellor Valium]

Over/Under/Totally?! That'll put paid to the HOLIDAY idea.

[Chancellor Valium]

The Happy Over Lost Identities, Dolls And Yamoks society will be RILED.

[AKAArzosah]

Reviving Intermitently Looked-at Electronic Discussions is my newest HOBBY.

[mudshark]

Honored Ontological Barbarians Bring Yarns to their annual meeting in BURBANK.

[Chancellor Valium]

The Building Under ReichBureau, Aubrunpfeffer Nonige-Klugen is very UGLY.

[GreenFire1]

Huh. Haven't been here in a while.

Unilateral Girls, Like Yuppies, tend to be somewhat ORANGE.

[Chancellor Valium]

Ontologically Redactives And Non-Governmental Emotionalists are a group of extreme Ethical-Non-Positivist Bible SCHOLARS.

[Burt]

Strange Cubans Having Other Large Amigos Rudely Silenced? Hardcore. Not as hardcore as the UNWHO

[Chancellor Valium]

The University of Nowhere Which Has Oranges is not very hardcore when compared to GRAVEL.

[Burt]

Gutting Really Ard Ventriloquists Eating Lemons

That is scary.

On the flipside there is always FLUFFY

[catalina_marina]

Financial Loveliness Under Freaky Foundational Yogurt is not quite as FLAPPY though.

[LtFielding]

No, the Fat Lazy Awesome Purple People Yawning is only for QUASIHEMIDEMISEMIQUAVERS

[whoiam]

Queensland University Academics: Sadly Inebriated Hampsters Evolved Mainly In Defence! Every Mammal Is Socially Equal - Mink Introduce Quarry Unto Allegedly Vestigal, Ephemeral, Reduced Semitones!

The mere thought of it makes me wish for something ISOTONIC.