The Official Silly Haiku Thread

[Vedra]

I have great fun writing haiku poems about different things, so I thought I'd turn it into a game/diversion. Everybody write something and we'll all have a good laugh at your expense! ^_^

I'll start.

Zeke posts five minute
Show plots, but rarely updates.
This is ironic.

[KillerGodMan]

I thought of this 5 seconds before writing this, but it's still weird


Oops, I did it... um
What am I saying again?
This song makes no sence...

Silly too, I guess...

[mudshark]

'Tis utter madness
PHJ responsible?
Which one, you may ask?


In cedar panels
the only true meaning lies
So says IJD

[Gatac]

Silly threads en gros
I gaze into crass madness
Shake my head once more

Go, Optimus Prime!
Go defend the galaxy!
(And fetch me a coke.)

The explanation:
There is no rhyme or reason.
Curse you, amateurs!

Gatac

[PointyHairedJedi]

'Tis utter madness
PHJ responsible?
Which one, you may ask?
Uh... it was him!

No, not that one, the one next to him. Erm, anyhoo...


Berman and Braga
Not Hitler, claims Zeke; what next -
JMS not God?

[Chancellor Valium]

Vedra we must thank
For this very silly game
New and very fun

[Gatac]

So what exactly
is a haiku but a poem
with a weird meter?

Gatac

[Chancellor Valium]

Bananas: yellow
Most squidgy on the inside
curvy in their shape

[Vedra]

Hahaha, those are awesome guys. Come on, write more! I'll do another.

Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?
People are weird enough when
They are all sober.

[Chancellor Valium]

Pie in many forms
beloved of 5MV
Quite tasty to eat.

[Ginga]

Vedra writes haikus.
It is lots of fun to write.
Let's ignite something.

[Vedra]

Rofl, "let's ignite something." I love you, Ginga. ^_^

[KillerGodMan]

Ginga, really can't
Go into the sentance game
Without murdering


OR CAN SHE? I don't know... *sets fire to random things*

[Ginga]

KGM should know
by now that I will always
take after Janeway.


*Tries to light some candles with merely my stare. But they don't smoke, sizzle, or spark.*

...I don't hear laughing. I don't. ...*covers ears* Nobody's laughing.

[Chancellor Valium]

Ginga is most amusing,
writes some psychotic haikus
Likes Red Dwarf, methinks.

[Ginga]

Valium should know
that I know nothing about
Red Dwarf; but the theme...

[PointyHairedJedi]

"I am the Doctor!"
quoth he; "Smeg," said the Daleks
And all ran away

[Chancellor Valium]

The Doctor sayeth
"I cross the void beyond the
mind," and he does.

[Alexia]

I never did see
the point of Haiku's. They're like,
so pointlessly short.

[Ginga]

Lexy should realize
That the point of haikus is...
To, uh... write... and stuff...

[Chancellor Valium]

Many forum games,
have been proliferating,
Mm, pie is tasty.

[Chancellor Valium]

The thread be most dead
Like Topic Title you see
Only still here now.

[e of pi]

With a quick mouse click,
And a boiled eye of newt,
Threads return to life.

[Chancellor Valium]

e of pi once new,
Now here for a longish time
Is integrated

[e of pi]

We, us, are the Borg,
Useless resisting is,
Join us either way.

[Chancellor Valium]

Borg: Cybermen clones
Who have watched Thriller a lot
Perhaps far too much.

[e of pi]

Threads long dead and gone,
Via thread necromancy,
Return zombie-like.

[PointyHairedJedi]

The member titles
have returned; such a small thing
to bring so much joy


Happy brithday to
Blueberry and Gatac - I
wish you many pies.


Into the Valley
of Topic Title they rode;
Into the jaws of Spam.

[KillerGodMan]

it is a known fact
that haikus are also to
be done in free-form

[Chancellor Valium]

Lady of Shallot.
Willows whiten, aspens quivr,
Methinks T. did good.

[e of pi]

Old members return,
Member titles come back too,
Zeke's been modding, eh?

[PointyHairedJedi]

"Enterfake" they cry!
"Akiraprise" they shout!
It's all geek to me.

[Ginga]

Visions of Archer
Sporting a huge mutant arm
Now dance in my head.

[e of pi]

Five syllables here,
Then a longer line below,
It's easy to do!

[Chancellor Valium]

Haiku: e of pi
Told you all you need to know
Its really not that hard.

[e of pi]

Agreed this fact is,
If you try a bit, not hard
It will be to do

[Chancellor Valium]

Yoda's syntax vex
-eth me. Most irritating
It is. Hm-MM-mm!

[e of pi]

Small in size he is,
But his ally is the Force.
So judge him do not.

[Xeroc]

You do or do not,
There is no try, as you see.
Yet, yes there is pie.

[e of pi]

Off into the void,
To boldy go alone where
None have been before.

[Chancellor Valium]

Cross the void beyond the
mind, empty space that circles time,
I am the Doctor!

[NeoMatrix]

My ship is critical,
No ship to save me in time.
Where is Voyager?

[e of pi]

Valium's haiku
Was not even close to right.
Many syllables.

[Xeroc]

e of pi is right,
but Valium's haiku is
still totally fine.

[e of pi]

Ex is most correct,
Fudgeing a few lines here and there,
Is fine by law.

[Xeroc]

If post is past now,
why can we post presently?
Because present past.

[NeoMatrix]

Voyager is here,
too bad my ship exploded.
Yay, transport complete.

[Xeroc]

Pie, oh pie, oh pie.
Most wonderful of all foods,
I quite like them all!

[e of pi]

Xeroc, chat founder,
Has returnned to the fora,
Could Zuke be next?

[Chancellor Valium]

w of x is wrong,
Last haiku added one syll
The first two lines alone.

[PointyHairedJedi]

The Isle of Lewis
Nicest place in the whole world
Blast those midges though

[Chancellor Valium]

Pointyhairedjedi,
A great scottish humourist,
Likes Isle of Lewis.

[Chancellor Valium]

Dead thread arise now!
Sleep no more in back pages!
Be lost tomorrow.

[NeoMatrix]

This thread here again,
While one thread gone forever,
Many are so sad.

[mudshark]

LOL, sez I
And OMGWTF
BBQ, 'Kthx.


(Laterally-compressed haiku)

[AKAArzosah]

Posting in all threads,
Well, not all, but still many,
Because I am bored.

Pattern is of five,
Then seven and five again,
I am correct, yes?

In Australia,
My accent can be different,
Please realize this fact.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Supercollider
Smashing fun for everyone
(Except poor protons)

[Chancellor Valium]

Death, darkness, 'bliv'yun,
All is consumed by nasty fire,
Stupid 'net timeout.

[Flying Gremlin]

A thread resurrect
To bring life to this forum
Or at least a blip

[NAHTMMM]

Five syllables? Good
Seven syllables? Better
Five-second haiku

[Flying Gremlin]

Rum makes good drink
Too bad I have finished this one
That's why the rum's gone

[Flying Gremlin]

Take me down to the Hai-
Ku City where the grass is
Green and the dammit

[NAHTMMM]

Is this thread improved
It was until I spoke up
Sorry, ev'ryone

[NAHTMMM]

More wildflowers bloom
Gentle rain eggs them all on
Here comes the pollen