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KillerGodMan
08-11-2005, 03:54 AM
This thread is to create paradoxes, or... if you must... try to explain a paradox.

However, my brain hurts, and I'm busy with the Secret plan of DOOOM! so I'm not making the first one.

Even though it doesn't matter.

It's not a game.
Sa'ar Chasm
08-11-2005, 04:39 AM
What happens when two people with Ph.Ds meet?

It's a pair of docs.

*runs like hell*
KillerGodMan
08-11-2005, 05:00 AM
I'm not gonna kill you, I don't mind puns

Now then...

I own nothing
But because I own nothing, that means I own something
but the something I own is nothing
*many hours later*
My brain hurts!
mudshark
08-11-2005, 10:53 PM
It's a pair of docs. Or-r-r-r-r .. (http://www.devo-obsesso.com/obsesso/images/gear/costume/bob2docmartins.jpg)
Michiel
08-11-2005, 11:00 PM
This sentence is a lie.
danieldoof
08-11-2005, 11:15 PM
This sentence is a lie.

that is a nice one :twisted:
Sa'ar Chasm
08-12-2005, 12:30 AM
It's a pair of docs.
Or-r-r-r-r ..

Ph.D-C6H4-Ph.D

Chem humour.
mudshark
08-12-2005, 03:25 AM
Heh. (http://zim.stud.uni-goettingen.de/~wolf/chem/docs.gif)
KillerGodMan
08-13-2005, 12:01 AM
I am Canadian, and all Canadians are liars!
Chancellor Valium
08-19-2005, 05:59 PM
Uhh.........I just went back in time and killed my own grandfather......does that count?
KillerGodMan
08-20-2005, 03:07 AM
Yes, the grandfather paradox counts
Sa'ar Chasm
08-20-2005, 03:52 PM
I am my own grandfather.
Michiel
08-20-2005, 03:54 PM
Predestination paradox! :D
mudshark
08-20-2005, 09:12 PM
I am my own grandfather.Luke? No, wait ...
danieldoof
08-20-2005, 09:41 PM
okay here is the barber paradox

imagine a town .... and in that town lives a male barber
and that barber shaves the beards of all men who do not shave themselves

does that barber shave himself :?:
Celeste
08-20-2005, 10:38 PM
A man walks into a bar, orders a glass of water. The bartender looks at the man and pulls out a gun. The man says "thank you," and leaves.

Why?
Sa'ar Chasm
08-20-2005, 11:15 PM
I am my own grandfather.
Luke? No, wait ...

No, Fry. I just look like Luke.
(say that three times fast)
mudshark
08-21-2005, 04:22 AM
Oh, right -- forgot about that.
(say that three times fast) No!

(Knowing me, I'd probably sprain something.)
PointyHairedJedi
08-21-2005, 09:17 PM
I am my own grandfather.
Luke? No, wait ...

No, Fry. I just look like Luke.
Are you sure you don't mean Lister?
Chancellor Valium
08-21-2005, 10:00 PM
I am my own grandfather.
Luke? No, wait ...

No, Fry. I just look like Luke.
Are you sure you don't mean Lister?

No, no no. Marvin, definitely.
PointyHairedJedi
08-21-2005, 10:49 PM
If you think about it, Jeffry Sinclair is sorta Delenn's great-great-great-oh-my-goodness-that's-a-lot-of-greats- great grandfather.

Relevence? Who cares!