The cloning of Seko... or... The Secret Plan of DOOOM!

[KillerGodMan]

Last time, on The Cloning of Seko

KGM: Nothing happened, this is the Prologue... of DOOOM!

Oh, sorry, my mistake...

KGM: ANYWAYS! Here is a story, the story of DOOOM!
Vader: Actually, it's the Secret Plan of DOOOM! -Zeke approved
KGM: Yeah? Well now it's the STORY of DOOOM! So there!
Vader: Also, you're... lacking in my title...
KGM: Oh fine then... happy?
LORD Vader: Very much so
KGM: Can we start the story now?
LORD Vader: Go right ahead...
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It was a normal day... OR WAS IT? No, it was normal...

TopHatMan: Wow, what a normal day!
John: Yes, quite normal, and nothing is adnormal
Doc: But what about the events of SigKitty Kidnapped 2? It's was Yesterday!
John: Really? What happened?
Doc: Stuff was done to you, by ROMULANS!
TopHatMan: What about Seko?
Doc: Cloned, by ROMULANS!
John: Hmm, I wonder if the forumgoers know about this?
Fuyu_Ginga: I know I do! After all, it's my SigKitty that got cloned, and ended up in KGM's signature!
KGM: I think the others noticed...
John: Hmm...
Opium: Should we do something about this?
KGM: I guess, concidering we need more characters...
Seko: MEOW!
Ginga: You're already included, as well as you're clone
"Seko": Cool
Doc: What about me?
Opium: Sorry, you're just a guest star
Doc: Oh, darn, well could I at least be a returning character?
John: Sure, why not?
Doc: Sweet! Thanks! *vanishes, WITHOUT A TRACE!*
TopHatMan: Well, THAT was odd.
KGM: Oh well, lets start the quest... of DOOOM!
Ginga: What quest?
KGM: I don't know, to figure out what the heck is going on?
Opium: That makes sense
The three forumgoers, and four forumgoer created characters leave on the quest... of DOOOM! When suddenly!
Mayweather: *pops in* YES! I have a line!
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LORD Vader: That was it?
KGM: What d'ya want? It's a PROLOGUE!
LORD Vader: Whatever
KGM: Man, there's just no pleaseing people...

[Chancellor Valium]

It's a TRAP!
:mrgreen:

[Asky]

wait...so "Seko" can speak English, and Seko can't?

[whoiam]

Nah, I'm betting both Seko and "Seko" can speak English, but Seko is too modest to show off like that...*-)

[Opium]

So is the real Seko like that woman on LOST who pretends she can't speak English? And "Seko" like O'Rielly on MASH who pretend to be 18 for ten years?

So then, the entire cloning of Seko is for the purpose of having Alan Alda on LOST?

Hehe, wild conspiracy theories...

[KillerGodMan]

Or maybe it's SOMETHING ELSE! Maybe... I don't know...

[PointyHairedJedi]

I'm on the edge of my seat! Damn thing keeps tipping over too.

[Asky]

I'm on the edge of my seat! Damn thing keeps tipping over too.

Maybe you should get one of those Seko clones to help balance it...

[Ginga]

I'm on the edge of my seat! Damn thing keeps tipping over too.

Maybe you should get one of those Seko clones to help balance it...

I bet the clone wouldn't mind.

[danieldoof]

maybe we should all get one of that clones.....but not the kidnapped one

[KillerGodMan]

They're ALL kidnapped though! GASPNESS!

[MaverickZer0]

I don't know...do we have to feed them?

[KillerGodMan]

yes

[MaverickZer0]

Hmm, dammit. Never mind. I have enough trouble with the guy in my avatar.

[PointyHairedJedi]

How about feeding them to other animals? Catbert has been looking rather hungrily at your sig while your back is turned, so I expect he'd appreciate a Seko to bat around for a while before scoffing.

[Opium]

Seko, or even "Seko" can't get eaten by Catbert! Bad PHJ! Bad!

[Asky]

Ah, the joys of an inanimate avatar...

[KillerGodMan]

My avitar is inanimate! I'M JOYFUL!

[Chancellor Valium]

How about feeding them to other animals? Catbert has been looking rather hungrily at your sig while your back is turned, so I expect he'd appreciate a Seko to bat around for a while before scoffing.

Wouldn't that be cattibalism?

[PointyHairedJedi]

I always think of it as the strange little hamster thing, so no. :P

[Chancellor Valium]

I always think of it as the strange little hamster thing, so no. :P
Yes, but you're wrong.
:P

[danieldoof]

I always think of it as the strange little hamster thing, so no. :P

your luck that is still in the cage .......

[richardson]

ACK! *Runs around with his own uber-jedi-good clone as the two scream in horror at the cloning.* The universe is ending, grab your towels and migrate to another dimension! (And don't forget THGG.)

[PointyHairedJedi]

Yes, but you're wrong.
:P
Me? Wrong? Don't be silly. That's like saying that water is dry. :roll:

[KillerGodMan]

Part 1

Last time on The Cloning of Seko...

KillerGM: We decided not to do that...

Oh... but I still get paid, right?

KillerGM: Maybe, we'll see...
LORD Vader: For now shall ponder your new title there...
KillerGM: What? I like the title!
LORD Vader: Whatever, let's start PART 1!
KillerGM: A little dramatic, are we?
LORD Vader: Yes...

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Seko: Wait a second, I wasn't cloned by Romulans!
KillerGM: I guess the Doc was a little over dramatic...
Doc: Dammit KGM! I'm a doctor, not a thing that randomly blaims others!
Opium: Who has the Hammer of Smiting?
TopHatMan: I think Zeke took it back after the last time Kira hit him.
John: He did, but now I have it!
Ginga: John? Hammer.
John: Here ya go (THUMP) OW!
"Seko": And that's why stealing is wrong.
Doc: Unless you're a doctor stealing all the chicks on the ship
KillerGM: Ginga? Hammer.
(THUMP!)
Doc: OW!
Zeke: *pops in* Alright, Doc, time to get back to the Voyager section *grabs the Doc and pops out*
Valium: How random...
Seko: Woah! Where'd you come from?
Valium: Plot hole.
KillerGM: Could be worse...
Opium: How?
KillerGM: He could've come via homestarrunner.com
"Seko": Good point.

And so, the...um... wait a second, the group needs a name...

Opium: How about the Fiveiens?
Ginga: Nah, what about the Seko troupe?
John: No good, what about the food eaters?
Ginga and KillerGM: Opium? Hammer.
(THUMP!)
John: Ow!
TopHatMan: Thumpers?
(THUMP!)
Valium: The Morphine Party?
KillerGM: Nah, it's been done, so, to please the Lord of The Rings fan base, and the sci-fi fans, I'll name the group; The Fivership of the Clone
"Seko": I like it
Seko: Yes, it's just the right level of nerdiness.
KillerGM: Then it's settled, let's go!

And so, the Fivership of the Clone set off to continue the Quest... of DOOOM! BUT...

Mayweather: Where is everybody?

To Be Continued! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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LORD Vader: Since when are you evil about TBC?
KillerGM: Since NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHA1
LORD Vader: Ookaaaaaaaaaay then. KillerGM will update when he feels like it, Untill then, bye!

[Chancellor Valium]

Ooh! Lines!

[NeoMatrix]

My Clown Orcs will get you, and your precious clone too.

Mwhahahaha

[KillerGodMan]

My Clown Orcs will get you, and your precious clone too.

Mwhahahaha

Not if my Fable character can help it...

[richardson]

GAH!

At least getting a clone (Evil or not) is better than walking into wal-mart and finding a furbie looking right at you. *Pets the seko clone.* Actually seems to be cuter than the original. Hmmm.... *Pokes "Seko"*

[PointyHairedJedi]

Um... not always the best idea that, richardson. I've got the prosthetic hand to prove it too. ;)

[KillerGodMan]

Part 2!

Last time...

KillerGM: Thats it! You're not getting paid!

Awww!

KillerGM: Go home now!
LORD Vader: That wasn't very nice
KillerGM: I'm removing your salery too!
LORD Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... HEY! Where'd I go?
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/Mr_Kyleson/noooooooooooooooooo.gif

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NeoMatrix: HA! My clone orcs will get you!
Neo's Clone Orcs: Rawr and stuff!
KillerGM: Not if my Fable character has anything to say about it!
KillerGM's Fable character: I smite ye! (SMITE!)
NeoMatrix: D'oh! *runs away*

KillerGM: Now that THAT'S dealt with...
Ginga: What happened to Neo?
Opium: I hope he's not dead...
KillerGM: Don't worry, I just left him with Vader-
LORD Vader: AHEM!
KillerGM: *sigh* I left him with LORD Vader
Valium: Okay, but I need him back for the eTrektion
Opium, KillerGm and whoiam: We KNOW!
Valium: Oh... ok... *wanders off*
Seko: Where'd whoiam come from?
"Seko": And what is he carrying?
whoiam: These? They're "Go Zeke!" signs. I made them for the two of you... and they seem to be cloning themselves
John: It seems you made enough for everybody...
TopHatMan: Or just the Seko clones.
"Seko": There's more then one?
KillerGM: Duh! I MEAN... um... I wonder how THAT happened?
Snake: Oh well, tough luck, lets go home and have some pie!
KillerGM's brother: No Snake! No pie!
Snake: Then the cakeists have already won...
KillerGm's brother: Snake, are you forgetting that I'M a cakeist?
KillerGM: HOLD UP! Snake - Go back to making Metal Gear Solid 4. Brother - go home!
KillerGM's brother: You never let me have any fun! *goes home*
Opium: What
Ginga: The hell
TopHatMan: was THAT?
John: I don't know, and I think that's the point.
Radd: *pops in* KillerGM? Hammer.
(THUNK!)
Radd: Thanks. *pops out*

And so, after reading all 601 Kid Radd comics, The Fivership of the Clone sets off to complete the Quest... of DOOOM!

Meanwhile...

Mayweather: I wonder if ther'll be any profit in selling the Seko clones?

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LORD Vader: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
KillerGM: Man, that hit him pretty hard...
LORD Vader: oooooooooooooooooooo.............................. ................
KillerGM: The o's are so small, they look like periods...
LORD Vader: ............................................ YOU MEANIE!
KillerGM: Okay! Fine! I'll pay you!
LORD Vader: YAY!
KillerGM: Psych! This is non-profit! HAHAHA!
LORD Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
KillerGM: NOT AGAIN!

Edited becauce whoiam bugged me about it

[whoiam]

I...*sniff* I have lines?

1 and a third of them?

*cries uncontrollably*

[PointyHairedJedi]

Kid Radd.... good times.

[whoiam]

I just worked out something that was bothering me from that one... so, ffr KGM, its actually 'Psych' not 'Siek'.

I had to do that one out phonetically to figure out what you were trying for...:$

But most importantly of all, the signs say 'Go Zeke!'. Never forget the exclamation mark.
http://www.acstudent.co.uk/sign.jpg (the original sign, for those who doubt me)

[Opium]

:D

What will happen next?

[Wowbagger]

Curse you and your tomfoolery! It's not DOOOOM; it's CHAAAAAIRS!

Sorry for bumping topic this up. (And, yes, Kid Radd was definitely good times.)

[NeoMatrix]

I had 2 lines :)

but I ran away :(

but I will be back with a plan of DOOOOOM! Whahahahaha

[KillerGodMan]

ACHEM!

KillerGM: 'ACHEM'? Huh?

This is the real KillerGM... You are practicing for auditioning for a part in The Sound of Music... you know... the school play?*

KillerGM: Well, 'ACHEM' isn't any way to go about it...

Well, then what is?

KillerGM: I don't know... go around giving the Nazi salute and shouting 'Zieg Heil!'

K, bye!

LORD Vader: And bring a goldfish back!
KillerGM: Why?
LORD Vader: I'm hungry...
KillerGM: Ick... Oh well back to work
Lord Vader: Whatever... HEY! Why isn't 'lord' in all caps?
KillerGM: Because I'm lazy
Lord Vader: Oh... ok

NOW THEN!

Part 3!

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Seko: Zzzzzzzz
'Seko': *sleeping noises*
Everyone important right now: *they're all asleep*
KillerGM: *not asleep* Hmm? We're back? GASP! I must wake the others!
*KillerGM pokes the others with sticks*
Opium: We're back?
Ginga: KGM is updating?
TopHatMan: Potato Nazis?
John: I'm missing again?
Seko: I get free sig kitty food?
'Seko': I'm the real one?
KillerGM: NO! Well... no. Definatly no... Anyways, we must continue the quest... which I forgot...
John: The Quest... of DOOOM!
e of pi: And we're the Fivership of the clone
Opium: Why are you here?
e of pi: Plot hole
Opium: Fair enough
KillerGM: But... what was the Fivership actually doing?
Ginga: Basically... wandering around
'Seko': And eating pie
Seko: Yes, we can't forget that!
KillerGM: Okay then... let's go to... Camp Banana Cream pie!
Opium: Why?
KillerGM: Tie in to the original story you wrote
Sa'ar Chasm: And so I can be in it!
KillerGM: Yeah... that too...

And so... The Fivership of the Clone traveled to Camp Banana Cream Pie, where Seko was originally being held in the original story, originally writtent by the original Opium... Why? Because THEY CAN! And also because Green Day happened to be there... That too

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Lord Vader: Huh?
KillerGM: Now you know how I felt after watching Star Wars: Episode 3

WAIT!

KillerGM: What?

The Quest... of DOOOM!

KillerGM: Anyways... I'm done
Lord Vader: He'll be back...

*many hours later*

Lord Vader: Yep... Aaaaaaaaany minute now!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Wacky. :D

[e of pi]

e of pi: And we're the Fivership of the clone
Opium: Why are you here?
e of pi: Plot hole
Opium: Fair enough


Heh. Wondered if/how I would get a role.

[KillerGodMan]

Part 3 and a half!

Meanwhile

Mayweather: Where did everybody go? HEY! An apple pie!

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Lord Vader: I TOLD you he'd be back!

[richardson]

Hmmm....

*Ponders randomly jumping around and slicing things up with a make-shift lightsaber, against plotting with his new triumverate on the black isles, and sending stormtroopers to announce his presence. Settles on both, until he realizes everyone has been looking at him plotting on paper all along.* Ah, D'oh!

[e of pi]

Heh. :)

[Chancellor Valium]

Hmmm....

*Ponders randomly jumping around and slicing things up with a make-shift lightsaber, against plotting with his new triumverate on the black isles, and sending stormtroopers to announce his presence. Settles on both, until he realizes everyone has been looking at him plotting on paper all along.* Ah, D'oh!

Yoink.

[KillerGodMan]

Part 4!

The Fivership of the Clone suddenly fell into a plot hole and ended up in a large rooms with many televisions in it

KillerGM: What the
Ginga: Crap was
Opium: that all
Seko and 'Seko': About?

Look; just go with it, okay?

TopHatMan: Where are we anyways?
John: It reminds me of the Matrix Re
e of pi: DO NOT SPEAK IT'S NAME!
Sa'ar: What's with you?
e of pi: Plot device
Sa'ar: Uh-huh, and what else does the author which to use in this story?

Don't make me smite you...

Sa'ar: Fair enough.
TopHatMan: I'd still like to know where we are
The Doctor: You are in... The Room
KillerGM: The Doctor? From Voyager?
Doc: Shhh! That's my secret identity. For in reality; I am... The Creator!
Ginga: The what now?
Creator: The Creator! You know, built the world you live in, developed the Fiver Kingdom, and also created Frogger and Pac Man.
Everyone: You made Pac Man?
Creator: I didn't create Dig-Dug, but I came up with the name, they wanted to call it; 'Ground Digging Guy' can you believe it?
Opium: Lame-o
Create: I concur. Anyways, I brought you here because your Quest... of DOOOM was getting boring, and I also wanted to really piss the nararator off.

You useless Son of a...

Creator: That's quite enough. Anyways, I am going to explain everything, to avoid an endless series of stories he had lined up. Also, I hate all of you except TopHatMan and John, which will be explained later... You!
'Seko': Me?
Creator: Yes, what is your name?
'Seko': Seko
Creator: Noooo that's Seko's name, what is YOUR name?
'Seko': The heck should I know?
Creator: And you wonder why I hate you. You obviousely aren't Seko, that's why there are quotation marks around your 'name'. Ergo you have a real name.
Seko: So he doesn't have to use mine?
Creator: Precisly. Ergo, Vis-a-vis, insubstancial, quotational... You know what? I have no idea what I'm talking about, I just thought it'd make me sound cool
KillerGM: No problem, now could you tell us why we're here?
Creator: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
KillerGM: Woah
Creator: John, TopHatMan, I'm sorry, I don't normally use my big voice.
John: Don't worry about it.
Creator: Anyways, 'Seko', you have a real name, because what kind of mother gives their twins the same names?
Seko and 'Seko': We're twins?
KillerGM: Well DUH!
Ginga: Have you been hiding something from us?
KillerGM: Yeah, I used to own the cat that gave birth to them!
Ginga: Was she cool?
KillerGM: Yep
Ginga: fun?
KillerGM: Yep
Ginga: kick-ass?
KillerGM: Yep
Ginga: what happened to her?
KillerGM: Hit by a cement truck 2 years ago
Seko and 'Seko': AHHH!
KillerGM: Just kidding
Seko and 'Seko': Whew!
KillerGM: She's still dead, however
Creator: ENOUGH! Back to what I was TRYING to tell you; Seko and 'Seko'; the door on the left leads you on a final quest to stop Mayweather and his army of Clones and Apple Pie, and no, you can't bring the others with you. The rest of you low-lifes; the door to the right will lead you back to the Fiver Kingdomm except for John and TopHatMan, who will go through the door behind me, and become the Two. The Two who will save this world from certan peril. That little door behind you people was for my dog to go out and piddle, but it's been temporally suspended for reasons I'd rather not discuss.
Everybody: Okay.

And so, the Fivership of the Clone finished their Quest... of DOOOM, and went through their respective doors.

TO BE CONCLUDED!

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Lord Vader: You're almost done?
KillerGM: Yep
Lord Vader: Cool

[PointyHairedJedi]

'Woah".

So when does Agent Smith make his many appearances? :P

[KillerGodMan]

DO NOT MAKE REFERANCE TO THAT MOVIE!

[Sa'ar Chasm]

What, Macbeth?

[Chancellor Valium]

Who next?

Is that the Worthy Thane Of R-- Oh, wait - it's a tree. Sorry, everyone.

[KillerGodMan]

Part 5!

Seko: HOLY CRAP!
'Seko': What the crap?
Mayweather: MWAHAHAHAHA! I have finally succeeded in my ultimate plot of DOOOM! Never again will I be ignored! I will RULE THE WORLD! Everything will focus on ME!
Kenny: Don't you mean -
Mayweather: And there will be know Wii jokes! SMITE!
Kenny: GAK!
Seko: This is messed
'Seko': We need to stop him, and find out the truth to what is going on!

When all of a sudden...

Batman: I'll save you!
Superman: No, I will!
The Flash: I will!
Wonder Woman: I will!

KillerGM: Who let these people in? I asked for MARVEL characters

... Let's try that again.

When all of a sudden...

Spiderman: I'll save you!
Mr. Fantastic: I'll help!
Professor X: So will I
Hulk: HULK SMASH!

Much better

Seko: Yay! We can get through now!
'Seko': Hurry, they aren't holding out for very long, not with batman dropping his gadgets on them

So and brothers SigKitty... Hey! That has a nice ring to it... The Brothers SigKitty... anyways, they make their way past Mayweather

Seko and 'Seko': Hurrah!
Seko: Now what's going on?
'Seko': and where are we?
???: You are in our collective mind!

Three figures step forwards

Seko: Who are you
'Seko': And why do you look familiar?
???: It is because we are part of the Fiver Kingdom, and so, we should look similar to our true selves
???: You are here because you must know the truth, and why you were brought here
???: You have been kept in the dark long enough, you shall learn everything
Seko: They why can't we see you?
???: Plot device
'Seko': Wait a second... KillerGodMan?
???: Close, true, KillerGodMan is my Fiver Kingdom counterpart, but here we are different. I am Master Kyle
???: Christine-Sama
???: Just call me Princess Opium
Master Kyle: We brought you here because we need you
Christine-Sama: The Fiver Kingdom is in trouble
Princess Opium: And only you can save it
Seko: What's the problem?
Master Kyle: 47 Sigkittian (about 4 human) years ago, the Fiver Kingdom was hacked
Princess Opium: The destruction was terrible
Christine-Sama: It destroyed Topic Title, and a number of other games
Master Kyle: But that wasn't the worst of it. 2 years later, it came back, in the form of a soonian plague.
Princess Opium: It was called the Hotlink of Doom
Christine-Sama: When it struck, it created a number of lurkers, some who are still unable to log-in today. The collection of lurkers started the Logoutitis Epidemic.
Master Kyle: It was at this time that we decided we must choose protectors to save the Kingdom
Christine-Sama: We choose you two
Princess Opium: But you were too weak to do anything divided, so we combined you together and called you SigKitty. Christine-Sama took watch over you, and slowly trained you.
Master Kyle: However, when The Hacker returned, we lost control of our actions in the Kingdom, and you ended up kidnapped.
Princess Opium: We couldn't do anything but watch
Christine-Sama: When we saw your success, we decided to give you one last test, and we created another kidnapping, and then name you to begin the separation
Princess Opium: Once you were named, I sent Karl to kidnap you; but something went wrong
Master Kyle: Clones of you were created, hundreds of thousands of them, we couldn't control them, and Mayweather took advantage of it
Christine-Sama: Now he has an army of you
Seko: But wouldn't we have been able to tell we were brothers?
Master Kyle: That's the problem, you should have, but the clones messed everything up. So we set you upon an adventure to meet with the creator, and get him to send you here

The Masters: So, do you now know? You are meant to protect the Kingdom from the Clones and the Hacker
Master Kyle: Start with those just near us
Princess Opium: Finish with those far away
Christine-Sama: One last thing... you
'Seko': Yes?
Master Kyle: Your name, it is Meku
Seko: Now we can use powerful techniques!
Meku: Because I know who I am!

So, the two sigkittys went out to face the clones

Seko: SEKO!
Meku: MEKU!
Both: Super Twin SigKitty Explosion attack!

And all the clones that were there died, and the kitties went home

The End

[richardson]

You only finished because mine was getting funnier.... :lol:

A real crazy guy's quest of doom never ends!

(Yours was funny, but alas, short.)

[Chancellor Valium]

How Sillier Than A Serpent's Shoe :D

[PointyHairedJedi]

At last, it all makes sense! Unlike a certain film that for some reason you didn't want to reference, even though there were a number of rather pronounced similarities. :P

[e of pi]

Hmmm. I may have to go back and figure out what this thread is about now. I guess that means my essays will have to wait, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[Ginga]

Seko approves on having a twin who FINALLY has a different name. :lol:

[KillerGodMan]

Meku is glad that his twin brother agrees

<_< >_> WE SHALL RULE ALL!