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Welcome, one and all, to an event two years in the making! In September 2003, longtime guest writer Jade asked me if she could try doing some Firefly fivers. I gave her permission, and not only did she do some, but she got so into it I decided she should go for the whole subsite. Since then, she's been working steadily, and a while ago she finished all of her episodes. ("Her" episodes are everything but the two series pilots, which are my territory, and the work of a certain other guest writer who got in just in time.) We decided to synchronize with the opening of Serenity, and here we are. Behold our newest subsite: Five-Minute Firefly (../firefly) by Jade.
Over the next few days, we'll be publishing fivers for every single episode of the series, including the ones that never aired. And aside from a few cameo appearances, it's all Jade. To start things off, here are the first two Firefly fivers (Firevers?) she wrote: "Safe (../firefly/fiver.php?ep=safe)" and "Ariel (../firefly/fiver.php?ep=ariel)." Enjoy!
(Note: the graphics, like all others on recent subsites, are temporary.)
Gatac
10-01-2005, 11:53 AM
Wee!
Gatac
Derek
10-01-2005, 11:56 AM
Zoe: What's the point of this, again?
Simon: It annoys Jayne, and that's all the point I need.
True, true.
And I love Book in "Safe". Good stuff all around.
Spyke
10-01-2005, 12:28 PM
Very shiny stuff.
Looking forward to the rest of the episodes.
PointyHairedJedi
10-01-2005, 03:08 PM
Woo hah!
Wash: Point taken. Anyway, "Beeeeeagles iiiin Spaaaace!" just doesn't sound quite right. What's a monosyllabic animal you could put in space?
Zoe: Jayne.
Book: O! Ack! Argh! Woe is me!
Zoe: You can stop moaning now Shepherd, you're unconscious.
Book: Oh. Sorry.
Zoe: Good. Now Kaylee, as I was saying --
Book: O! I am passed out!
Kaylee: Should I maybe put another bullet in him?
Simon: Well, you know, we walk into this hospital and steal stuff. Like, expensive medicine and stuff! It'll be fun!
Mal: Don't you think you should think this through a little more?
Simon: Dammit Captain, I'm a doctor, not a criminal mastermind!
Zoe: Stealing, stealing, lalala...
Mal: This medicine is like liquid gold! Except not gold colored. And liquid gold doesn't come in little bottles that say stuff like "Propoxine" or "Hydrozepam" on the labels. Also, liquid gold --
Zoe: Sir, shut up.
Mal: Okay.
Hooray for Fiverfly!
..Yeah, that was pretty awful.
PointyHairedJedi
10-01-2005, 05:01 PM
http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=5067853&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1
Where's my pimp hat when I need it? :D
Gatac
10-01-2005, 05:12 PM
Topical link:
http://www.mosquitoverse.com
Gatac
Chancellor Valium
10-01-2005, 07:16 PM
^Gad!
Sorry, had to be done.
Mhm....now, what manner of entertainment be this.....Firefly of which thou speaketh?
Xeroc
10-01-2005, 09:48 PM
Wooo! New Subsite! :D :D :D
KillerGodMan
10-02-2005, 04:50 AM
The entire series?
Every... single... episode?
Meaning the first entirely completed series on 5M.net WON'T be a Trek series?
That's cool
Does the entire series include Serenity? (The movie, for the really, really slow) Because it should...
Wowbagger
10-02-2005, 05:10 AM
Niiiiiice. An entire series. Great work, Jade!
PointyHairedJedi
10-02-2005, 09:13 AM
Does the entire series include Serenity? (The movie, for the really, really slow) Because it should...
Probably not, but I suspect it won't be long to follow.
Mountain King
10-02-2005, 08:09 PM
That little lot was finshed ages back. or is that couted in the original as a block?
Mountain King
10-02-2005, 08:11 PM
I'm talking of the animated show... sorry still a bit new to this.
Yep, TAS does count as 5M.net's first completed series. I forgot to point that out.
(By the way, it's better to edit your first post than to double-post.)
Anonymous
10-03-2005, 12:14 AM
Wow, Jadey!
Very impressive... so that's what you've been up to... ;)
Sab
PS I'm assuming this is Jade and not some other Jade. If it's not then I apologize. But I think Jade is the only guest fiver Jade and she loves Firefly... ok she's obsessed with Firefly. ;)
Yep, this is our Jade. Remember, I've known you guys since before this site's been around. If there were some other Jade, ours would still be the one I meant if I just said "Jade." Jade prime, if you will.
Anonymous
10-03-2005, 01:44 AM
Yay, Jade! I'm proud of you!
<3 Pammy
Anonymous
10-03-2005, 02:10 PM
yeah, Zeke, I figured that I just didn't want some other Jade to be all bug eyed seeing me call her Jadey like I know her. ;) lol
Oh and I posted a link at DC- the firefly thing is spreading!
Opium
10-05-2005, 12:28 AM
OoooO
An all-new subsite!
Sweet! :D
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