October 4

[Zeke]

Welcome to Day 3 of our Five-Minute Firefly launch! First up is Jade yet again (jaded yet?) with "Jaynestown (../firefly/fiver.php?ep=jaynestown)," one of my favourites for a reason you'll quickly discover. Today we also have the first guest fiver of this event: "Heart of Gold (../firefly/fiver.php?ep=heartofgold)," by the just-in-time guest writer alluded to in a previous newspost, PointyHairedJedi.


(Sorry for the unscheduled absence yesterday -- somebody told me to burn the land and boil the sea. You would not believe how long that takes.)

[PointyHairedJedi]

JITNOT, my dear fellow, JITNOT. :D

Wash: Hey, how come we were landlocked one moment and not the next?
Inara: It involved a pair of Y-fronts and me faking Jayne's autograph. I really don't want to say any more.
Hehehehe. Also, hooray for the Monkees!

Nice work there, Jade. And that other guy, whoever he may be....

[Derek]

Book: She asks me why... I'm just a hairy guy... I'm hairy noon and night... hair that's a fright!
Hey, that's not by the Monkees! Besides, I think that's "I'm hairy noon and nighty-night-night!"

Oh say can you see my eyes if you can?

Inara: I'm sure we'll be able to. What this crew lacks in smarts they make up for with guns. Did I mention they have lots and lots of guns? Anyway, ta-ta for now.
Lots and lots of guns. Especially Jayne.

Mal: I'd sure hate to be anyone trying to describe all this action through a textual medium right about now.
Been there.

[Mountain King]

Got to say Zeke's jokes are getting painful!

fortunetly Two awsome fivers save the day! Good work!

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Got to say Zeke's jokes are getting painful!

You haven't seen anything yet.

I didn't have the slightest urge to bludgeon him with a pool cue for that.