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Zeke
12-26-2005, 07:33 AM
Merry Christmas! First things first: as promised, here's Derek's final fiver of this event: "Lexmas (../smallville/fiver.php?ep=lexmas)," in which Lex learns that it's always Christmas in Heaven. (And Hell? Valentine's Day, 24/7.)


Unfortunately, I've discovered I don't have a copy of the surprise guest fiver here in Ottawa. Hopefully the author can send me a copy; if not, it'll have to wait till I get back. Fortunately, I do have a backup -- a Top 10 list from me. Here's the first Smallville "girlfriend list": The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is Lana Lang (../top10/81.html).
PointyHairedJedi
12-26-2005, 01:14 PM
6. She's raised inobservance to an art form
Supes seems to attract that type an awful lot.

(By the by, you should actually have used there either "unobservity" or "disobserviosity". Just FYI. ;) )
evay
12-26-2005, 04:08 PM
Merry hoho! And did you write that fiver on September 19 and not post it, or is that a copy-paste-forget-to-overwrite error?
Zeke
12-27-2005, 12:31 AM
There you go again, making stuff up. The date on that list isn't September 19. And it NEVER WAS.

Jedi: Actually, I looked it up and apparently that's the correct word.

"Merry hoho"?
PointyHairedJedi
12-27-2005, 02:57 AM
Exactly! Why use the correct one when you can use a made up one that's even better? :D
evay
12-27-2005, 03:11 AM
There you go again, making stuff up. The date on that list isn't September 19. And it NEVER WAS.
Just seeing if you were awake. 8)

"Merry hoho"?
*shrug* What else is an atheist supposed to say?
PointyHairedJedi
12-27-2005, 03:21 AM
*shrug* What else is an atheist supposed to say?
"Happy Decemberween"? Or perhaps "Merry Non-Denominational Generic Festive Event Day"?
Sa'ar Chasm
12-27-2005, 05:12 AM
The correct expression is "Happy Non-Denominational Season-Specific Gift-Giving Occasion."

But yours was good too.
Zeke
12-27-2005, 06:41 AM
*shrug* What else is an atheist supposed to say?

"Man, I ain't goin' in that foxhole."
evay
12-27-2005, 12:51 PM
The correct expression is "Happy Non-Denominational Season-Specific Gift-Giving Occasion."
Dude, I'd have to buy a card six frackin' feet long to fit all that in.
Chancellor Valium
12-27-2005, 07:33 PM
Alternatives include "Merry Meringues", "Merry Fishmas", "Merry Fish", "Fish", "Fish Meringues", and "Gladys Stoat".
Celeste
12-28-2005, 03:38 AM
Wait! You guys all forgot Festivus. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus) A festivus for the rest of us!
Scooter
12-28-2005, 11:02 AM
*shrug* What else is an atheist supposed to say?

"Man, I ain't goin' in that foxhole."
Snark.
PointyHairedJedi
12-28-2005, 12:05 PM
Wait! You guys all forgot Festivus. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus) A festivus for the rest of us!
Ah, Seinfeld. Yet another US comedy I've never watched a single episode of. :P
NeoMatrix
12-28-2005, 01:06 PM
The correct expression is "Happy Non-Denominational Season-Specific Gift-Giving Occasion."

But yours was good too.

Try using that in Christmas songs in place of Christmas. They had a fake ad on John Boy and Billy that was selling an album of Non-Demoninational Christmas music

We wish you a Happy Non-Denominational Season-Specific Gift-Giving Occasion

O Happy Non-Denominational Season-Specific Gift-Giving Occasion Tree