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Chancellor Valium
02-02-2006, 06:18 PM
1) Topic Title (?)
2) The "Posting Above You" conspiracy,
3) the eTrektion
4) DOOM, MOOD, etc
5) the insert x here "Of CHAAAAAAAAAAIRS!"
6) Mind trick jokes.
These are all the ones I can think of for the moment...
e of pi
02-02-2006, 10:24 PM
7) Spam posting combined with
8 ) Ritual checking of postcount.
:P
KillerGodMan
02-03-2006, 04:17 AM
9. Log-out-itis (Get vaccinated before it's too late!)
Xeroc
02-03-2006, 07:23 AM
10. 5MAnything
11. Clock Avatars
12. WTA
5) the insert x here "Of CHAAAAAAAAAAIRS!"
Actually, Valium, I think you just made that one up. ;)
NeoMatrix
02-03-2006, 11:06 AM
5) the insert x here "Of CHAAAAAAAAAAIRS!"
Actually, Valium, I think you just made that one up. ;)
It would make more sense that it is stated as Chairs of DOOOOOM, which seems like the only way to add supsense in the Neverending Story.
13. Smilies
14. Chili Jokes
15. Pi vs Pie
16. The Number 47
17. The Conspiracy that Answers can come before Questions
18. A Monkey that breaks wishes with his/her paw
19. A thread dedicated to prove that nobody is right, not even Newton.
20. John and TopHatMan
Chancellor Valium
02-03-2006, 01:23 PM
21. Inventing new characters who never post yet constantly appear in stories etc (Karl, TopHatMan, John, Binary Bob (?), Uncle Ugbug (?))
NeoMatrix
02-03-2006, 01:59 PM
22. Soon
Binary Bob, I think, was invented by me. You forgot Zuke, A tribble Delenn (also the wife of John), and a magical cow named Josie
Actually, Valium, I think you just made that one up. ;)
Nope. It started in the "Dear Doctor (../enterprise/fiver.php?ep=deardoctor)" fiver, and has since been referenced by IJD and Wowbagger.
NeoMatrix
02-03-2006, 10:37 PM
Ah, the Hospital of Chairs, but I don't see "Of CHAAAAAAAAAAIRS"
Xeroc
02-04-2006, 10:55 PM
Yes, good point to both NeoMatrix and Zeke.
I think we'll have to turn this over to the sub-committee of deliberation of silly fora in-jokes and eating pie.
e of pi
02-05-2006, 12:35 AM
But would it be multi-partisan (poly-partisan? Who knows. I think it's a neologism.)? Because how do we garuntee the not-partisan nature of their results?
Ginga
02-06-2006, 12:37 AM
23. Seko and the fact that he gets kidnapped/cloned a lot.
Chancellor Valium
02-07-2006, 05:34 PM
How many fictional people are there?
1) TopHatMan, the one who wanders around shopping malls looking dazed and confused (and is given meaning to by Orwell)
2) John, the auto-death-reciprocator
3) Karl, the midnight blue obsessed painter of Habsburg (?)
4) Josie the magical cow,
5) Delenn, the tribble-wife,
6) Binary Bob, whose current attributes are unknown
7) Uncle Ugbug, the man with no strong opinion on anything whatsoever. (my fault)
pseudo-8) Seko, psychotic-yet-cute kitten to the Sudan,
pseudo9) 'Seko', pyschotic-yet-cute kitten-clone to the Weevil People Of Weevil 8.
Is that all of them?
Opium
02-07-2006, 05:36 PM
#24: Long stories that lead to strange, strange places on every page
Chancellor Valium
02-07-2006, 05:38 PM
Damnit! Zeke, when you have a spare moment, could you remove one topic from my topic-post count? Thanks :)
I can probably do that, but why?
Xeroc
02-07-2006, 09:53 PM
I can probably do that, but why?
My guess is, he wants 42 topics. ;)
Chancellor Valium
02-07-2006, 10:27 PM
I can probably do that, but why?
My guess is, he wants 42 topics. ;)
Yep :)
In that case, no. It's not like you'll never start a topic again.
Gatac
02-07-2006, 11:04 PM
Exactly. Why not go for 47 instead?
Gatac
Ginga
02-08-2006, 02:48 AM
Exactly. Why not go for 47 instead?
Gatac
*nods* That's what I was thinking. :D
Chancellor Valium
02-08-2006, 10:49 AM
Exactly. Why not go for 47 instead?
Gatac
BLASPHEMY!
I hate that number.
e of pi
02-08-2006, 07:15 PM
Exactly. Why not go for 47 instead?
Gatac
BLASPHEMY!
I hate that number.
No, that's blasphemy! Similar to my dislike of pie. Sheesh, did I type that? Oops.
Chancellor Valium
02-08-2006, 08:22 PM
Exactly. Why not go for 47 instead?
Gatac
BLASPHEMY!
I hate that number.
No, that's blasphemy! Similar to my dislike of pie. Sheesh, did I type that? Oops.
47's use is a deliberate attempt to defile the blessed 42.
The Kosst Amojan admitted as much!
As for pie, surely it depends on what *kind* of pie?
e of pi
02-09-2006, 04:40 AM
No, not really.
Xeroc
02-09-2006, 07:05 AM
Exactly. Why not go for 47 instead?
Gatac
BLASPHEMY!
I hate that number.
No, that's blasphemy! Similar to my dislike of pie. Sheesh, did I type that? Oops.
47's use is a deliberate attempt to defile the blessed 42.
The Kosst Amojan admitted as much!
As for pie, surely it depends on what *kind* of pie?
No, not really.
As per the response to both postings:
GASP! :o
Chancellor Valium
02-09-2006, 09:19 PM
Exactly. Why not go for 47 instead?
Gatac
BLASPHEMY!
I hate that number.
No, that's blasphemy! Similar to my dislike of pie. Sheesh, did I type that? Oops.
47's use is a deliberate attempt to defile the blessed 42.
The Kosst Amojan admitted as much!
As for pie, surely it depends on what *kind* of pie?
No, not really.
As per the response to both postings:
GASP! :o
C'mon. that number was described as "42 with interest". If that ain't blasphemy, what is?
ijdgaf
02-09-2006, 09:45 PM
If that ain't homage, what is?
Chancellor Valium
02-09-2006, 09:48 PM
If that ain't homage, what is?
T'ain't a homage if it's trying to outdo it!
ijdgaf
02-09-2006, 10:45 PM
Star Trek Producer: Ha! We'll show those no good Hitchhiker fans! We'll make a different number! A BETTER NUMBER! People will forget HHG ever existed! We'll be millionaires! Buahahahahahahaha
er...
:roll:
Chancellor Valium
02-09-2006, 10:53 PM
Star Trek Producer: Ha! We'll show those no good Hitchhiker fans! We'll make a different number! A BETTER NUMBER! People will forget HHG ever existed! We'll be millionaires! Buahahahahahahaha
er...
:roll:
My point exactly!
Damn them!
ijdgaf
02-09-2006, 11:17 PM
Well at least I understand your point correctly.
e of pi
02-10-2006, 02:22 AM
That's just paranoia speaking.
Chancellor Valium
02-10-2006, 01:26 PM
Do all jokes here need to be followed by a smilie? That should be added to the board rules ;)
e of pi
02-13-2006, 01:50 AM
Like a regulation? Metaphorically speaking.
richardson
02-13-2006, 03:29 AM
*Bleep!* the metaphors! Full Ludicrous speed ahead!
e of pi
02-13-2006, 03:41 AM
As opposed to Kind-Of-Ludicris-Speed?
richardson
02-13-2006, 03:47 AM
If you want to nit-pick:
Psycotic uber ludicrous speed!!!! HAH! Faster than ludicrous!
KillerGodMan
02-13-2006, 05:22 AM
Number, what was it? 25?) That weird, messed up effect that occured in the top 20 posters
e of pi
02-13-2006, 05:35 AM
What effect?
Chancellor Valium
02-13-2006, 11:05 PM
What effect?
He means the DOOM fo lennut etouq eht.
e of pi
02-13-2006, 11:07 PM
Ah. That-which-must-be-referenced-obscurely #99. Got it.
Chancellor Valium
02-14-2006, 04:32 PM
Actually, it's #100. You missed NamTahPot.
e of pi
02-14-2006, 10:07 PM
Truer words were never spoken.
Chancellor Valium
02-16-2006, 09:21 PM
Truer words were never spoken.
There is pie, there is the Force.
Hmm...
#26. EXTREMELY silly sayings.
e of pi
02-16-2006, 10:19 PM
#27: The hehehe/truer words were never spoken/indeed/whee cycle.
Chancellor Valium
02-17-2006, 09:47 PM
#27: The hehehe/truer words were never spoken/indeed/whee cycle.
#28: Zuke/the Sixth
e of pi
02-17-2006, 11:27 PM
#29: Killing innocent (well, maybe not) people.
#30: Eggplant.
#31: Virtua-pie
richardson
02-18-2006, 05:22 AM
#32(ish)- D'OH!
e of pi
02-18-2006, 05:37 AM
#32: Saturday chats. Well, sometimes.
KillerGodMan
02-18-2006, 06:39 AM
33. The chat in general
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 12:45 PM
# 34. Reginald Maudling's shin.
Lostoyannaya
02-18-2006, 12:49 PM
#35: The never ending war between muffins and pies. And I never did find out where the tarts stood.
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 04:20 PM
#35: The never ending war between muffins and pies. And I never did find out where the tarts stood.
~~Lostoyannaya
On secluded street corners near popular public places, usually ;)
Lostoyannaya
02-19-2006, 12:41 PM
And you would know becaaaaaaauuuuse...?
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Wowbagger
02-19-2006, 03:43 PM
#36: Marc isn't holding a tricoder... it's a battlestation!
#37: Actually, it's a spoon, but I just used another one.
#38: Kill Phlox!
#39: Porthos is Chili!
#40: T/H
#41: J/N (actually only used once, but once was enough)
e of pi
02-19-2006, 07:03 PM
Janeway/Neelix?
Chancellor Valium
02-20-2006, 06:07 PM
And you would know becaaaaaaauuuuse...?
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
It was an educated guess.
And now, the penguin on top of your television will-an-on-mayan-happen-be-to explode ;)
e of pi
02-20-2006, 11:38 PM
Wow. You actually read that book?
Lostoyannaya
02-21-2006, 03:37 PM
And you would know becaaaaaaauuuuse...?
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
It was an educated guess.
And now, the penguin on top of your television will-an-on-mayan-happen-be-to explode ;)
It as was have been going to have happen happened, but it hasn't actually happened happened yet...actually.
Never fight with Dave Lister. He's always right. Except when he's wrong!
~~Lostoyannaya
PS. Which book? It sounds familiar...
e of pi
02-21-2006, 09:40 PM
It's a book refernced in the Hitchiker's Guide. It tells various tenses for talking about different time travel paradoxes and events. However, no one has ever made it to page 500, and in subsequent editions, all further pages are blank to save on shipping costs.
Lostoyannaya
02-21-2006, 09:46 PM
That's it! I knew I'd heard it from somewhere! Love Hitchhikers. Best books ever...^^
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
e of pi
02-21-2006, 09:49 PM
Agreed. The increasingly illogical trilogy.
Lostoyannaya
02-21-2006, 11:08 PM
Um...*Spoiler*...
It was the continuation of the character who kept being reincarnated and then killed by Arthur that intrigued me. Especially when he thought, "Oh no, not again" when he was the petunias...
~~Lostoyannaya
e of pi
02-21-2006, 11:37 PM
Yep. Strato Mueller Beta.
Xeroc
02-22-2006, 05:35 AM
It's a book refernced in the Hitchiker's Guide. It tells various tenses for talking about different time travel paradoxes and events. However, no one has ever made it to page 500, and in subsequent editions, all further pages are blank to save on shipping costs.
I believe you mean the Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations by Dr. Dan Streetmentioner?
e of pi
02-22-2006, 09:58 PM
That's the one.
Chancellor Valium
02-25-2006, 03:17 PM
Wow. You actually read that book?
Yes. I also obtained a copy of the entire set of rules for Brockian Ultra-Cricket. I donated them both to the Braxiatel Collection after a while...
e of pi
02-25-2006, 07:50 PM
Neat. Where?
Chancellor Valium
02-26-2006, 04:15 PM
Neat. Where?
Yeesh, you've obviously not been back to Moriorum City in some time ;)
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