February 10

[Zeke]

He's back with reinforcements! Nate has recently been producing DS9 fivers at a rate which is, frankly, terrifying. Here are two of them: "Looking for Par'Mach in All the Wrong Places (../ds9/fiver.php?ep=lookingforparmachinallthewrongplaces)" (an episode that makes me wish I didn't use entire titles as filenames) and "In the Cards (../ds9/fiver.php?ep=inthecards)." But before this DS9 phase he wrote a Next Gen fiver which has been waiting for ages, so here's that too -- "Manhunt (../nextgen/fiver.php?ep=manhunt)." Sorry for the wait, Nate the Great. It was fate. (What's the date?)

[Derek]

Picard: I'm doing my duty by protecting my sanity. You wouldn't want to be commanded by an captain who'd been driven insane by an anti-menopausal ambassador, would you?
Computer: You're talking to a computer. Your sanity is debatable.
Geordi must be really insane.

Antedean: That's slander! Or is it libel, since we're in a fiver?
Good question.

Nice TNG fiver, Nate. And good DS9 fivers too, though I already commented on those via email, so I'll save the quoting here for anyone else.

[Celeste]

Sorry for the wait, Nate the Great. It was fate. (What's the date?)
Your rhyming hurts my ears. :P

[Kristina]

Worf: I am Klingon! Hear me roar!
Tumek: Shut up, Worf. You'll never have Grilka. You're an outcast, deal with it.
Worf: Do I have to?
Tumek: Yes, you prune-juice-drinking wuss.
Worf: I am Klingon, hear me sulk.
:lol:

Jake: Since when are you a writer?
Nog: Since you claimed to be a businessman, that's when!
:D

Lwaxana: Where's the captain?
Troi: Busy.
Lwaxana: Then I'll propose to Riker.
Troi: Let me revise my previous answer.
Ah, the mother and the daughter -- who is more annoying? :)

And more DS9 fivers, huh? Well, then, here's hoping they'll be published s... omeday in the not-too-distant future!

[Hotaru]

Wesley: She said that the Captain had great legs?
Riker: That wasn't in this fiver.
Wesley: I read the Director's Cut, not the theatrical release.

Hehehe.

[Alexia]

Yay fivers for episodes I remember! And very funny to boot :mrgreen:

[Nate the Great]

Glad you enjoyed them. There are more DS9 fivers coming. Seven are currently awaiting review and I'm drafting three more. That's right; seven. It really helps having all of the transcripts on your computer :wink:

[e of pi]

Wow. That's a lot of fivers.

[Derek]

Wow. That's a lot of fivers.
Yeah. I'm amazed at how fast he writes. I just wish I could review them anywhere near as quickly.

[mudshark]

There are more DS9 fivers coming. We'll be right here. :D

[Chancellor Valium]

Weyoun: You wanna join us or not?
Winn: No, it turns out you're evil.
Weyoun: Two comments come to mind. First, who are you to talk? And second, when did you think I wasn't?
Jake: Don't answer that, we have to accuse her of burglary and kidnapping.
Weyoun: That sounds much more fun. Weyoun: You wanna join us or not?
Winn: No, it turns out you're evil.
Weyoun: Two comments come to mind. First, who are you to talk? And second, when did you think I wasn't?
Jake: Don't answer that, we have to accuse her of burglary and kidnapping.
Weyoun: That sounds much more fun.

:D :D

[e of pi]

Nice work!