View Full Version : How Many Quotes Do You Know?
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 01:47 PM
Umm...it's quite simple. Just finish the quote, and add the first half of the next one! ^^.
I'll go first:
"To Boldly Go..."
~~Lostoyannaya
NeoMatrix
02-17-2006, 01:55 PM
"...Where no bathroom has gone before."
"Resistance is..."
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 02:27 PM
"...The key to a healthy and fullfilling life."
~~
"The grass is always greener..."
~~Lostoyannaya
danieldoof
02-17-2006, 03:05 PM
"...where Karl did his paintjob good"
~~
"There is no place..."
"...like Eastbourne. Home to the old."
~~
"I'm singing in the......"
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 03:24 PM
"...cosmos to an audience of bored Gelfs."
~~
"If the wind changes..."
~~Lostoyannaya
Sa'ar Chasm
02-17-2006, 04:25 PM
...your house is going to burn down."
~~
"When in danger, when in doubt...
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 04:37 PM
"...Don't hesitate, give the AA a shout!"
~~
"If a tree falls in a deserted forest..."
~~Lostoyannaya
Katy Jane
02-17-2006, 04:43 PM
... does the one next to it get sad?
Would a rose by anyother name...
"...still mutate and go on a rampage, killing all!"
" One in the Hand is worth...."
e of pi
02-17-2006, 05:14 PM
...two anyplace else.
You will be assimilat...
Sa'ar Chasm
02-17-2006, 05:48 PM
Ed. You'll enjoy being an a similat, Ed.
~
A fool and his money...
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 06:27 PM
...Are soon found wandering towards the nearest HMV.
~~
Only boys that save their pennies...
~~Lostoyannaya
whoiam
02-17-2006, 07:23 PM
...have their backs broken by the weight of the penny jar.
You had a dream last night - and it was...
e of pi
02-17-2006, 07:27 PM
kinda scary. There were all these people, and none of them were fighting. I think drugs were involved.
A long time ago...
whoiam
02-17-2006, 07:31 PM
...e of pi's postcount was less then mine. Those were the days.
I'll give you...
e of pi
02-17-2006, 07:34 PM
...pie if you'll kill Harry and Seven.
It's an offer you can't
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 07:38 PM
...smash in the face with the Hammer of Crushing.
Monty Python's....
~~Lostoyannaya
"...Actors go on killing spree. World still finds it funny."
"Only Smarties have....."
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 08:18 PM
Enough sugar to keep T'Pol on the ceiling for a week. Trellium D, eat your heart out.
~~
And now for something...
Chancellor Valium
02-17-2006, 10:07 PM
exactly the same but in a slightly different colour."
~~
"I am...
...immortal! Fear my power!"
"God save our....
e of pi
02-17-2006, 11:21 PM
twinkies.
Cut the _____, Red Two.
Xeroc
02-18-2006, 04:15 AM
Cheese
"Ask not what your country can do for you... "
richardson
02-18-2006, 05:11 AM
but what you can do for kirk!
Just what in sam heck is a________
e of pi
02-18-2006, 05:13 AM
sam heck?
I wsh I was...
richardson
02-18-2006, 05:16 AM
a teacup, short and stout!
It's a good day to
e of pi
02-18-2006, 05:52 AM
run away.
I just can't wait to be...
whoiam
02-18-2006, 06:08 AM
...fined by the IRS!
I have enough chocolate to...
KillerGodMan
02-18-2006, 06:36 AM
say awake for the next 300 million years!
I am your...
whoiam
02-18-2006, 06:43 AM
...new dietrician!
There is no business like
KillerGodMan
02-18-2006, 06:46 AM
prostitution!
What happens in Vegas...
whoiam
02-18-2006, 06:48 AM
...will soon be legal in England!
It's 4:47! Time to...
KillerGodMan
02-18-2006, 06:51 AM
Return home after a long day at school
Son of a B...
whoiam
02-18-2006, 06:52 AM
...acteria!
I'm alive, I can play the guitar...
e of pi
02-18-2006, 06:58 AM
so kill me before I start!
Use the
KillerGodMan
02-18-2006, 07:00 AM
bass guitar, but not mine!
I am the...
e of pi
02-18-2006, 07:21 AM
fastest poster on the fora!
All your base are
Xeroc
02-18-2006, 07:24 AM
over there, perfectly intact and undamaged.
"To be, or not to be...
Lostoyannaya
02-18-2006, 12:28 PM
...but mostly to be.
~~
Good day, ....
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 12:59 PM
...Good sir/madame!
In the beginning...
Lostoyannaya
02-18-2006, 01:01 PM
...there was only the Spork. Then man made spoons and forks seperate.
~~
When you call my name, it's like...
~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:
...An axe going through my head. I have a headache. Please stop.
Wow! What a...
Lostoyannaya
02-18-2006, 01:09 PM
...clever hypospray! Look! It cured T'Pol's acting and everything!
~~
To Ganymeade and Titan, yes sir...
~~Lostoyannaya
...I've been around. But there ain't no place, in the whole of space, like good old Starbase One.
I made the last bit up.
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will...
Lostoyannaya
02-18-2006, 01:30 PM
come and browse the FMV foras. I kid, I kid. They'll probably just go and annoy B&B.
~~
Would you like some...?
~~Lostoyannaya
richardson
02-18-2006, 02:39 PM
red bull to go with that oblivion?
Yeah, like that's gonna
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 04:22 PM
help the Federation.
Hey, folks here's the story...
Xeroc
02-18-2006, 08:41 PM
of when all heck broke loose and danged the whole world.
Four score, and
e of pi
02-18-2006, 09:04 PM
one touch down, and the game was won.
These are the
Xeroc
02-18-2006, 10:14 PM
voyages of a taxi driver...
Captain, she canna take much
e of pi
02-18-2006, 10:33 PM
less of this.
Damn the torpeados,
whoiam
02-19-2006, 12:43 AM
...we're going to take them down with sporkpower alone!
If I had a hammer...
Sa'ar Chasm
02-19-2006, 01:32 AM
...I could do something about all these nails I've got lying around.
~~
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind...
whoiam
02-19-2006, 02:42 AM
...tis still a bloody stupid idea.
I can't take...
Xeroc
02-19-2006, 06:03 AM
all of these bus schedules.
Warp core breach in
e of pi
02-19-2006, 06:19 AM
the impulse reactor.
Don't give up the
Xeroc
02-19-2006, 06:30 AM
...good height measurement tool.
Always look both ways before...
Lostoyannaya
02-19-2006, 12:36 PM
...trying to jump on Final Fantasy VII.
~~
Look, Porthos! It's a....
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
e of pi
02-19-2006, 07:07 PM
chili pot!
That's no moon, it's a
richardson
02-20-2006, 01:36 AM
PIE STATION!
Eat my_____ you denbian slime devils!
e of pi
02-20-2006, 05:08 AM
cheese
Never give up, never...
richardson
02-20-2006, 05:24 AM
have pie and muffins in the same meal!
I've got a split personality. One half wants to knock you silly, and the other
Xeroc
02-20-2006, 06:20 AM
half seems to like bottled water.
You can't tell ___ from ___!
NeoMatrix
02-20-2006, 01:07 PM
...where sanity ends from where the insanity begins
Captain, there is ____ in that nebula
richardson
02-20-2006, 03:54 PM
KHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!
The technobabblium is
e of pi
02-20-2006, 04:43 PM
begining to decay. Our deus ex machina plan failed!
Rule of Aqquisition # 1: Once you have their money...
richardson
02-20-2006, 04:52 PM
run away!!!!
Rule of accquisition #2: A fool and his money______
Chancellor Valium
02-20-2006, 06:44 PM
...need to learn to spell better.
:P
Rule of Acquisition #35: War is good...
richardson
02-20-2006, 06:53 PM
cash is better!!!!
Bah,
Chancellor Valium
02-20-2006, 07:04 PM
multiple exclamation marks are an abomination unto Nuggan!
Ain't misbehavin', all by myself...
Xeroc
02-20-2006, 10:10 PM
as I haven't been eating all the pie.
Never fear, for
Lostoyannaya
02-20-2006, 11:32 PM
...Reed is here! And I have a big gun, too... :wink:
~~
Never anger the gods, for...
~~Lostoyannaya
e of pi
02-20-2006, 11:35 PM
they have powers beyond you're pitiful comprehension.
Wicked things, this way
Xeroc
02-21-2006, 04:48 AM
there are not.
Fire at ...
richardson
02-21-2006, 05:27 AM
Will, Worf!
Ow, jeeze, the
Xeroc
02-21-2006, 05:39 AM
hammers just keep coming!
It's not like I haven't heared that one...
Lostoyannaya
02-21-2006, 03:22 PM
...but I may not have done in some parallel universe! :wink:
~~
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. ...
~~Lostoyannaya
Xeroc
02-21-2006, 07:55 PM
teach him about 5M.net and he'll sit on the computer making cheesy jokes all day. ;)
All's fair in
Lostoyannaya
02-21-2006, 08:29 PM
Star Trek and Andromeda.
~~
If the wind changes your face...
~~Lostoyannaya :)
e of pi
02-21-2006, 10:00 PM
sue!
Through the glass...
Lostoyannaya
02-21-2006, 11:07 PM
...I see a bazuka. What is that doing there?
~~
Sarcasm is...
~~Lostoyannaya
e of pi
02-21-2006, 11:12 PM
really original. :roll:
Camptown ladies....
KillerGodMan
02-22-2006, 03:34 AM
are a myth.
I reject your reality and
e of pi
02-22-2006, 03:36 AM
then just stop.
Rule #34: War is good for
KillerGodMan
02-22-2006, 03:38 AM
something.
I hate
richardson
02-22-2006, 04:12 AM
pie..... Mwu-hah-hah-hah!!!!!`zuke....
Muffins are the anti-pie, ________________
Xeroc
02-22-2006, 05:33 AM
or so says the Encyclopedia Muffinia.
Seen one, ...
Lostoyannaya
02-22-2006, 10:00 AM
eaten them all!
~~
But soft? What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east...
~~Lostoyannaya
NeoMatrix
02-22-2006, 12:30 PM
wind that will take you to your doom.
Gentlemen, Start Your____
Lostoyannaya
02-22-2006, 01:07 PM
Hissy-spittin'! This here's gonna be the best rod-eeeeo yah've evah seen!
~~
Once a fool, always a...
~~Lostoyannaya
e of pi
02-22-2006, 09:48 PM
poster in the Misc. section.
What goes around...
Lostoyannaya
02-22-2006, 10:05 PM
usually tends to be curved at both ends.
~~
Let me tell you a story. Once, I was in Africa, and I saw a gazelle...
~~Lostoyannaya
e of pi
02-22-2006, 10:13 PM
it was dead. Oh well...
There once was a man from Peru...
Xeroc
02-23-2006, 12:35 AM
...who happened to have a Theremin.
Careful, or those'll bite ...
e of pi
02-23-2006, 01:23 AM
you're eye out!
Look out...
NeoMatrix
02-23-2006, 02:18 AM
for falling prices
A watched pot...
e of pi
02-23-2006, 04:06 AM
takes slightly longer to boil.
Here today, ...
Scooter
02-23-2006, 09:08 AM
... deaf tomorrow."
"If this is a consular ship ...
richardson
02-23-2006, 12:11 PM
where is the muffins?
Use the_____________ Zuke!
Lostoyannaya
02-23-2006, 07:57 PM
"Use the !say, Zuke!"
~~
Wenn den wolken schlafen gehen, kann man...*
~~Lostoyannaya
*Okay, so it's a lyric from a Ramstein song...
NeoMatrix
02-24-2006, 06:15 PM
...werden durch die Sonne blind gemacht Sie
If the clouds go sleeping, one can...be blinded by the sun
Speaking a foreign language is like...
Lostoyannaya
02-24-2006, 08:06 PM
...not being able to understand a word you say to yourself.
~~
I do profess to be no less than ...
~~Lostoyannaya
mark726
02-24-2006, 08:25 PM
...a random collection of mostly carbon atoms.
A penny saved...
NeoMatrix
02-24-2006, 08:43 PM
adds to your collection that gets lost in the wierdest places
Monkey see,
Lostoyannaya
02-24-2006, 09:05 PM
monkey conquer. Monkey enslave. Monkey destroy.
~~
Mrs. Allonby: I adore dinner parties! The clever people never listen, and the stupid people never talk.
Hester: I think the stupid people talk a great deal.
Mrs. Allonby: __________________!
Yep, Wilde is a genius.
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
02-25-2006, 03:24 PM
...ELDER SISTER HEXAGON!
I say, what a wonderful butler,.....
e of pi
02-25-2006, 07:35 PM
Jeeves.
Doctor Livingstone, I....
NeoMatrix
02-26-2006, 01:20 AM
am so glad you finally decided to come to rescue me off this miserable planet that I have been trapped on for the past 5 years. Want a volleyball?
An apple a day...
e of pi
02-26-2006, 01:57 AM
means you eat less apples than I do.
We are the Borg...
NeoMatrix
02-26-2006, 03:33 AM
Give us all your pie or be assimulated. Resistance is silly.
Truer words were...
Chancellor Valium
02-26-2006, 04:30 PM
...the location of the exit."
...LOOOOOOOOOOORD NIIIIIIIIIIIMOOOOOOOOOOON! IT IS I,....
e of pi
02-26-2006, 06:35 PM
ZUUKE!
My balonga has a first name...
Xeroc
02-27-2006, 05:09 AM
...and it's B-I-N-G-O!
Eureka! I've got ...
NeoMatrix
02-27-2006, 01:02 PM
the cure to the mysterious illness of the episode in half the time...oh wait, nevermind.
Scotty, beam me..
Lostoyannaya
02-27-2006, 09:52 PM
...a box of chocolates! Stat!
~~
And that's when it...
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
NeoMatrix
02-28-2006, 12:11 AM
gave me a box of chocolates. They just appeared out of nowhere. Now I keep getting pies for some reason.
Scotty, where are my...
Chancellor Valium
03-04-2006, 01:50 PM
...trousers?!"
"And while the king was looking down...
Lostoyannaya
03-04-2006, 04:39 PM
...those damn Romulan Warbirds attacked from above!"
~~
Oops, there goes the...
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
03-04-2006, 05:15 PM
...cat!
O ruddier than the cherry, o...
Xeroc
03-05-2006, 06:31 AM
...rudder that steers our boat!
Scalpel, ...
NeoMatrix
03-07-2006, 11:22 PM
...who needs them when you got spoons?
There is no...
Xeroc
03-08-2006, 05:12 AM
... bathroom on this floor, try the next one up.
30 seconds until ...
Lostoyannaya
03-08-2006, 01:38 PM
...it is thirty seconds into the future! No...hang on...we're already there. Um...
~~
If joy is my pedal...
~~Lostoyannaya
Xeroc
03-09-2006, 11:10 PM
...then FLOOR IT!
Watch out for that ...
e of pi
03-09-2006, 11:13 PM
bush!
Now that's just...
Xeroc
03-09-2006, 11:15 PM
right! You win $1,000!
I'll take ...
e of pi
03-09-2006, 11:18 PM
it all! Muhahahahahahaha!
Set phasers to
Xeroc
03-09-2006, 11:36 PM
tickle, we have a laughite base to invade!
Fire all
NeoMatrix
03-10-2006, 02:34 AM
Redshirts who don't die on my command!
Give me Liberty or give me...
e of pi
03-10-2006, 03:26 AM
the mashed potatoes.
All hail...
Xeroc
03-10-2006, 03:47 AM
...all day ain't good for yer windshields.
Nevermind that, we have...
Lostoyannaya
03-10-2006, 09:39 PM
...some serious pie-munching to do.
~~
Afterall, it was only...
~~Lostoyannaya
NeoMatrix
03-10-2006, 09:46 PM
the end of the sale.
Attention shoppers, there is
e of pi
03-11-2006, 01:45 AM
polar bear loose in the store. Please scream and run around in fear.
Join me, and together we shall rule the galaxy as
Xeroc
03-11-2006, 03:22 AM
...super acquaintances.
Beware the ides of...
Lostoyannaya
03-11-2006, 02:09 PM
...the One who knows the proper definition of an Ide!
~~
The Cheeky Girls...
~~Lostoyannaya
Xeroc
03-12-2006, 12:02 AM
...often use a lot of makeup.
Well, well, well, what ...
Lostoyannaya
03-12-2006, 09:33 AM
...dastardly evil plan have we come up with today, Smithers?
~~
Howl at the moon...
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
mark726
03-12-2006, 07:04 PM
...and chase some squirrels.
It's been a long road...
Lostoyannaya
03-12-2006, 08:15 PM
...but there's a cafe in sight yet!
~~
Have a break. Have a...
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
e of pi
03-13-2006, 01:05 AM
Kit-Kat Bar!
Mentos, the _______-maker!
Lostoyannaya
03-13-2006, 06:37 PM
Mentos, the Doritoes-maker!
~~
All your base...
(PS. Love the siggy, E!)
~~Lostoyannaya
NeoMatrix
03-13-2006, 09:43 PM
: The Musical, now on DVD.
Have you had your...
Lostoyannaya
03-13-2006, 09:58 PM
...face fixed? Dahling, it looks divine!
~~
The best diplomat I know is...
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
e of pi
03-13-2006, 11:47 PM
a loaded weapon.
Most _____, captain.
Xeroc
03-14-2006, 06:05 AM
Most inconveniently, captain.
A penny saved is...
e of pi
03-14-2006, 10:38 PM
nearly worthless.
Canadian money is .......(see above)
NeoMatrix
03-14-2006, 11:59 PM
edible
Don't put your money...
mark726
03-15-2006, 03:52 AM
...where you can't find it. Seriously, its a bad thing.
Fool me once...
e of pi
03-15-2006, 04:35 AM
and I'll kill you, ya hear? Kill you!
Rap is like...
NeoMatrix
03-15-2006, 12:10 PM
crap
The needs of the many...
e of pi
03-15-2006, 02:56 PM
are isignifigant when compared to the pwer of the force.
This fully armed and operational battlestation...
Lostoyannaya
03-15-2006, 05:21 PM
...is due to explode in thirty seconds. Seriously, do I have to re-explain the difference between the reset button and the auto-destruct button every time this happens? Let me tell you...
~~
Whoa! We're half way there! Whoa...
~~Lostoyannaya
NeoMatrix
03-15-2006, 08:34 PM
there goes my lunch.
One dollar can
Xeroc
03-16-2006, 01:00 AM
change the machine. The change machine, that is.
Oh, heck,
e of pi
03-16-2006, 01:47 AM
batman! He got away!
Leaping lizards,
Lostoyannaya
03-16-2006, 06:09 PM
a Dragon on a trampoline! (SP?)
~~
A fool and his money...
~~Lostoyannaya :cry: [/code]
Xeroc
03-17-2006, 04:48 AM
...are usually already taken.
Just take the...
Lostoyannaya
03-17-2006, 09:03 PM
...second turning on the forwards!
~~
'Cause I've got...
~~Lostie :wink:
e of pi
03-17-2006, 09:53 PM
a new avatar, but the Vulcans won't let me load it!
5...
mark726
03-18-2006, 04:44 AM
...O'clock world and the whistles blow...
Home sweet...
NeoMatrix
03-18-2006, 05:56 PM
Small Cubicle, where the paperwork is piled so high. /singing
Quit trying to hit me and...
e of pi
03-18-2006, 05:57 PM
run!
Energizer. It just keeps
NeoMatrix
03-18-2006, 06:01 PM
stealing your coffee.
Back to the...
e of pi
03-18-2006, 06:02 PM
breach!
We're just one big happy ...
Lostoyannaya
03-18-2006, 07:05 PM
bunch of amoebas (yes, SP!). Yep. Here we are, just one big happy...
~~
A son is a son until he has a wife, but a daughter...
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
If P then Q
03-18-2006, 11:26 PM
...stays a daughter even after prom night.
------
When a tree falls in a forest...
e of pi
03-18-2006, 11:29 PM
...and it lands on a mime, does anybody hear?
Welcome to the fora!
My god, it's full of...
whoiam
03-19-2006, 12:14 AM
Eels!
(8)You're sweet, but you're just...
Xeroc
03-21-2006, 05:20 AM
... too protoplasmic for me.
I can't believe what I'm...
e of pi
03-21-2006, 09:57 PM
typing! I mean my figers are moving, but I can't believe what they're typing!
Uh-oh...
NeoMatrix
03-24-2006, 01:15 PM
I saved a redshirt.
That's one small step for man,
e of pi
03-24-2006, 10:34 PM
one less "a" then I was planning in this quote.
To boldly...
danieldoof
03-24-2006, 11:02 PM
go bald-y!
Never have so much...
Chancellor Valium
03-25-2006, 09:15 PM
badly writed grammar existing in such little words.
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is...
Lostoyannaya
03-25-2006, 09:25 PM
...the war room! (Sorry, but such a good quote had to be finished off properly!)
~~
Now move or I'll bust your ass down to...
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
e of pi
03-27-2006, 01:38 AM
Hades.
You've always been like a...
Lostoyannaya
03-27-2006, 05:07 PM
banana! (Guest answer from Mary-Anne! Yeah, I know what I'm talking about...)
~~
There's nothing that can't be solved by...
~~Lostoyannaya (& Mary-Anne-san!)
Chancellor Valium
03-27-2006, 09:34 PM
MOVE 'ZIG'! (Yes, I know it doesn't make sneses :mrgreen:)
----
"HOW ARE YOU--"
e of pi
03-27-2006, 11:00 PM
HEARING ME?
I have a...
Chancellor Valium
03-27-2006, 11:33 PM
...tricorder."
"Marc, that's not a tricorder, that's...
e of pi
03-27-2006, 11:35 PM
a fork. :P
Look out for...
Chancellor Valium
03-28-2006, 12:14 AM
...a man named Leroy Brown.
He's bad, bad...
...munchkin
Anything you can do...
mark726
03-30-2006, 04:50 AM
...I'll be sure to blame on everyone but me.
Shoot for the moon...
Lostoyannaya
03-30-2006, 09:09 AM
...hit the stratosphere and bounce off.
~~
Adding insult to...
~~Lostoyannaya :cry:
e of pi
03-30-2006, 09:48 PM
what was purely harmless sarcasm.
All batteries, ...
NeoMatrix
03-31-2006, 02:12 AM
Charge!
Beauty and the...
...plastic surgery clinic
Mr Sulu go...
(Sulu made a special guest appearance on last night's Will and Grace...don't ask me how I know this)
mark726
03-31-2006, 08:51 PM
..make a guest appearance on Will and Grace, apparently.
Time flies...
Lostoyannaya
04-01-2006, 09:46 AM
...when you kick a clock clean through a goal post.
~~
Come on baby, do the...
~~Lostoyannaya
...Itatchi! (points to sig)
Those were the...
Chancellor Valium
04-01-2006, 04:28 PM
...some tea!"
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and...
e of pi
04-01-2006, 05:30 PM
the day after today!
A tale as ___ as ______.
Lostoyannaya
04-02-2006, 09:16 PM
A tale as tall as the BFG.
~~
Beauty lies in the...
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
e of pi
04-03-2006, 03:30 AM
skill of the surgeon.
A bird in the hand is worth...
...roughly $2.49 per pound
To infinity...
Lostoyannaya
04-03-2006, 06:10 PM
...I spit at thee!
~~
I have a...
~~Lostoyannaya :arrow:
Chancellor Valium
04-08-2006, 10:49 AM
...old-fashioned potato, a long island tomatoe,
But yes, we have no...
Lostoyannaya
04-08-2006, 12:57 PM
....plates.
~~
This is a song for the...
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Chancellor Valium
04-08-2006, 03:02 PM
...worthy thane of Ross!
A knighte ther was...
...and then there was a daye
I'll do it....
mark726
04-08-2006, 03:32 PM
...so I can get you to pay me for it later.
No, the line must be drawn...
Chancellor Valium
04-08-2006, 04:07 PM
...From a mail-order company in Indianapolis.
Semolina pilchards, climbing up the...
...Ranks, becoming useful members of society.
I'm pretty sure he never expected.....
mark726
04-29-2006, 10:08 PM
...me to actually answer this.
Time to take out...
...a low-cost loan, with first-direct. The friendly bank.
Soon I'll be dead and....
NeoMatrix
04-30-2006, 10:06 PM
become a redshirt on Enterprise.
I Love...
Lostoyannaya
05-01-2006, 01:12 PM
...lamp.
~~
Nick-nack, paddy wack, give the dog a...
~~Lostoyannaya :D
mark726
05-01-2006, 02:38 PM
...an old man rolling.
Rain, rain go away...
....And don't come back till next May. Hey hey. Ray.
Mrs Peel, We're.....
Lostoyannaya
05-02-2006, 02:00 PM
...afraid you can't lie here in the corridor. Seriously, you're tripping everyone up.
~~
No! Don't push that -
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
05-03-2006, 06:19 PM
-mind probe!"
"No! Not the-
..Diet Coke! I can't stand it!
Let's make sure history nevers forgets, the name......
Lostoyannaya
05-05-2006, 04:35 PM
...Adolf Munchkin Hitler!
~~
Tick tock, the clock goes...
~~Lostoyannaya
....“I think you’ll find I’m Digital Actually”
Stop! In the name of......
Lostoyannaya
05-06-2006, 03:44 PM
Dennis Moore!!
~~
Kids and grown-ups love it so...
~~Lostoyannaya
....It's the wonderful world of happy slapping.
(new English past time)
With your powers combined, I am.....
Lostoyannaya
05-07-2006, 06:58 PM
...a fridge-freezer!
~~
Wake me up, when September...
~~Lostoyannaya
..has it's name changed to "The long month of the falling leaves and cold wind, but start of better TV"
Catchy, no?
If anybody wants me, I'll be in my...
squid
Do or do not there is no...
...stupid cake left.
Don't make me angry....
...or the tribble gets it
Always look on the bright side of...
...the moon, for secret alien bases.
Cry havoc! And let leash the...
KillerGodMan
05-10-2006, 02:53 AM
... Cup of Tea!
--
All shall seek the Holy...
Chancellor Valium
05-11-2006, 02:32 PM
...snakes!
Homage to thee, o...
...Great cup-cake of life!
In six hours everything in this system will be dead or.....
mark726
05-13-2006, 02:35 AM
...not wanting to watch that admiral's face get stretched out again. Seriously, that was kind of gross.
Four score and seven...
minutes ago, I started talking in this weird old fashion way.
But we don't want to give you.....
Lostoyannaya
05-14-2006, 10:35 AM
...any false hope. Or any hope. Or anything.
~~
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
~~Lostoyannaya Deja Vu
e of pi
05-14-2006, 04:14 PM
April First.
April shower bring
...Me shampoo.
I should be so lucky.....lucky,lucky,lucky, I should....
mark726
05-15-2006, 05:38 AM
...probably stop repeating words in the middle of a sentence.
Give me a...
e of pi
05-16-2006, 03:22 AM
break, it's the end of the school year.
Take me to your...
Lostoyannaya
05-16-2006, 09:29 AM
...kennel, I wish to purchase a camel.
~~
You have forgotten yourself and so have forgotten...
~~Lostoyannaya :D
NeoMatrix
05-16-2006, 10:01 PM
the exact value of pi.
A picture is worth...
Chancellor Valium
05-17-2006, 07:45 PM
...FORTY MILLION TONS OF RICE!
In the beginning, was the...
mark726
05-18-2006, 07:08 AM
...giant sneeze from the blessed Spaghetti Monster.
To sleep, perchance...
..KHANNNNNNNN!
It's a long way to....
Chancellor Valium
05-19-2006, 09:31 AM
...a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies!
That's monstrous! Vaporisations without...
Lostoyannaya
05-21-2006, 11:05 AM
vapor.
~~
Here I come to save the...!
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
NeoMatrix
05-21-2006, 12:05 PM
pie!
Deal or no...
Lostoyannaya
05-21-2006, 12:48 PM
cards will be handed out.
~~
On this perfect day, nothing...
~~Lostoyannaya
mark726
05-21-2006, 09:08 PM
...to do but spend hours trimming hedges.
Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I await...
e of pi
05-22-2006, 01:49 AM
tea, Earl Grey, hot.
The original was the best line from NEM, in my opinion.
You can't yell fire...
NeoMatrix
05-22-2006, 09:36 PM
when you are the one about to be executed by fire squad.
Faster than a speeding...
Lostoyannaya
05-28-2006, 08:55 AM
...redshirt!
~~
Take over Mr. Sulu, I'll be...
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Chancellor Valium
05-28-2006, 11:33 PM
...Poisoning pigeons in the park!"
"All the world seems in tune, on a spring afternoon...
Lostoyannaya
05-29-2006, 08:30 AM
...then the Vogons arrive".
~~
If I take X and add it to Y, we get...
~~Lostoyannaya
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