[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Since this is a really long commercial break, I think I will take the time to talk to you about your annoying death habbits.

A: Um, where did everyone go? Nobody is posting[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: And then John died and .................................................. ........................................
[nothing].................................................. ....................[still nothing].................................................. ........


A: Finals are really really hard![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So nobody's posting because they don't have computers, and nobody has computers because they all beat them total-loss. Why was that again?

A: Chocolate pie for everyone![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what is that secret saying that brings everyone back to life?

A: Death must have lost its Death List[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you still here?


A: Mr. Smith left his apartment.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Remind me why we went into this burning building. Isn't there supposed to be someone in here we have to save?

A: Oh great. Just great. Now I'll have to find some other way to die.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you standing so close to John Sheridan? Dont you know his new curse is that people ignore him and anything around him?



A: I really wanted to see that, actually.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I decided not to die right in front of you. It might be really gross.

A: History is so... over[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you burning all the history books in the college parking lot?


A: Stating that doesnt make it true![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it true that you said that stating facts doesnt mean its true?

A: Cue the music, I smell a murder coming[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it just me or is that dark shorwded figure sneaking up behind 17?


A: But if i did that then it wouldn't be any fun anymore.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Will you please tell me when you are behind me. You scare the living daylights out of me when you do that.

A: Take a number and sit over there with the rest of the customers[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I know it's the day after Thanksgiving, but can I return Bruce Almighty now, before I get it for Christmas?

A: Things that make you go "Bwuh"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is Keanu Reeve's favorite magazine?



A: Sweet! I like it![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does the chocolate pie I made taste like?

A: How did you die?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I died in the play, over and over.



A: Golfing or Glorfindel, really.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ok, two more days left in this week of doing things that start with G. What are our choices that remain?

A: I missed the Early Bird Specials thanks to the traffic, so will there be any Lucky Worm Specials for the ones that survived the traffic madness?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why dont you just ask your question now?


A: Various methods of controlling the amount are needed.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Okay, how do we stop Chakotay's corpse from decaying too badly until the captain gets back?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17, stop thinking about lunch and tell me what that unidentified alien object that's coming toward the station is!

A: I tripped over an extra syllable that shouldn't have been where it was![/color:post_uid0]