[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Anyone here?

A: Good Bye[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You say goodbye, and I say hello... hello, hello... I don't know why you say --

A: No, it's a powderkeg literally, not metaphorically.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If someone in the movie show yelled "Fire in the second row! This whole place is a powderkeg!" you'd notice him, right?

A: You don't own me.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh, there was this other song on the same subject too, irritates the stuffing out of me, really lame, ohhh what [i:post_uid0]was[/i:post_uid0] its title ... ?


A: Ironically, I can't remember.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was your final conclusion about memory loss due to drinking, Dr. Laura?



A: It's full of stuff that's good for Bill Gates.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's in the glass marked "Danger! Â Poison! Â Do not drink under any circumstances"?

A: Bat Out Of Hell

Edit: This is my MMth post.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the name of that play you were writing, Sar, you know the one about the bat...


A: I really, really, really dont think you want to do that. :O[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I was thinking of going to Bill Gates's mansion and yelling "You're a big nerd and robber of ideas and you dont really deserve to be called "king of computers" although you could be called "king of businesspeople".


A: Ooo, shiny![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the last thing John said?

A: Im sorry, you just cant jump across the Grand Canyon on a unicycle.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I jump over the Grand Canyon on a unicycle?



A: Having doent make you special, only scary.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Am I special because I have been the only one that has ever been able to blow root beer out of my ears?

A: I thought you would never ask[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the average wingspeed of an unladen swallow?

A: There's a bathroom on the right.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is there a huge lineup of Democrats on the Conservative side of the House?


A: Okay, just dont sit on the cheese.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I have some pizza?

A: Can't, there is no longer a planet called Mars.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is Britain sending another Beagle to Mars to find out why the other never worked?



A: Walking around the mall, in a dazed, confused manner, with a top hat.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I can't remember, what was the subject of that boring book? You know, the one about, ehm...

A: It fills one page.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wouldnt the entire mind of Justin Timberlake fill, like, at least one book?



A: Under a great snow-covered tree, the man sat for hours, thinking.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what happens in the boring book after the man in the top hat leaves the mall?

A: That must be the world's biggest book[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The man walks around the mall, dazed in a tophat. He leaves the mall and goes to another mall, and then feels compelled to wander every mall in a dazed, confused manner in a tophat.


A: So many malls...so few daze.


((haha, pun-ny!))[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: AHHH! There are 13 huge malls to go to and only 340 shopping days left till Christmas!

A: Ummm, you call this a mall? Oh look, an angry mob is chasing the man in the top hat.[/color:post_uid0]