Not if you are Anoia, the goddess of Things That Stick in Drawers :mrgreen:

Anoia is praised by rattling a drawer and crying "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?". She also eats corkscrews.

Actually she's currently on vacation, so that doesn't really apply.


Drawers are never hard to open if you actually organize the things in them. ;)

Tell that to Anoia. Please?

There is a house in New Orleans that they call the Rising Sun...

Actually, they call it "555-0147", on their phones, at least ;).


Mail-in rebates aren't always sent.

Not in Pangaea ;)

Crazy words, crazy tune, he'll be driving me crazy soon - "Vo do de o, Vo do do de o do!"

Nah, You already used that in the Monkey's Paw thread.


True dat.

Not for a Jedi.

You're sorry now, you're sorry now, it's your heart that's aching for breaking each vow...

Just because you said it, doesn't make it true.


These are not the droids you're looking for.

Who said I was looking for droids?

The Captain of Voyager is Janeway

There is no Captain Janeway in the Royal Navy.

There is no Captain Janeway in the Royal Navy.

There is a Captian Jane, way man.


Alternate meanings are good for puns. :)

Not necessarily.

Vo do do, vo do do de o do!

That's what you say to everything!


It is!

According to Quantum physics, it both is and is not.

From Russia with love I fly to you, much wiser since my goodbye to you...

Now you're just quoting a bunch of songs. ;)


That's also a James Bond Movie.

Not on Abydos, it isn't.

Abydos is a fictional planet, first featured in the film Stargate. It is also the name of a temple complex in Egypt, dedicated to Osiris.

Actually, it's a furniture company.


Eating molten iron isn't a good idea.

It is for LikeLikes!

LikeLike is an odd name

Not if it's popular!


Popularity is relative.

Not if you believe in Natural Law.

Korobeyniki is the tune more commonly known for having been the theme for the Nintendo Gameboy port of Tetris.

Actually, I'd say it's pretty rare that anyone would actually know that. ;)


true AND true == true

No, it's a double positive. It equals false.

False is a word in the modern, Terran English language of this reality.

It's also a word in many computer languages!


Two rights don't make a wrong.

See member The Squid's signature ;)

There is no member the Squid.

Two lefts make a 180-degree turn.

Not if any of the two left turns are less than or greater than 90 degrees

A triangle has 3 sides

No, it has two sides and a bottom. ;)


3-d coordinates are like 2-d coordinates with an extra coordinate.

Actually, they're completely different...Could you explain that to Species 8472, now?

the Jagaroth are an infinitely old and an infinitely superior race!

But if time as we know it doesn't exist out of our universe, and it's only been around for 13.7 billion years, they can't possibly be infinitely old!


5 + N approaches 5 as N approaches 0.

Why would N cheat with 0 after getting married to 5?

Light is to dark as small is to big

Only of you think of big as a lack of size. ;)


Truth is in the eye of the Encylcopedia holder.

Nonsense! Truth is in the eye of Mrs. Gladys Stoat-Wallabee of 44 the Larches East Peckham.


I am the walrus.

Walruses can't type.


Seriously!

That staement cannot be proven and therefore cannot be disproven.

The walrus is a title handed down since John The Citrus in 654. John Lennon made the title public knowledge in the 1960s.

But John also dated Yoko. So clearly he had some issues.

There are nine million bicycles in Beijing. That's a fact. It's a thing we can't deny apparently, according to Katie Melua....

Actually, another one was just sold, it's now nine million and one. ;)


And hey, welcome to the fora, Burt! :D


That was just a message of welcoming a new fora member.

No, "that" is a connecting relative!

"That" is a connecting relative!

No, "That" is a quoted word!


"This" is also a quoted word!

No, "this" is a quoted word!

I am Sam. Sam I am. I am Sam-I-Am, I am.

No, you're Chancellor Valium!

There's another starship coming in! It's the Enterprise!