[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why are the walls of this building vibrating, Opium?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] GAHAHAHAHAHA![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17, are you going insane? You always fantasizing about rear ends.

A: Just go around[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you succeed in making NeoMatrix cry?



A: That's too bad.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: John died

A: Well, you knew it was about to blow up.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you throw that prop grenade at me? It got flour all over me!


A: She jumped down and ran away.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Erm, where's the woman who was standing at the edge of that skyscraper a moment ago?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's cold out here.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did one Eskimo Alien say to the other Eskimo Alien?

A: So, what does your Alien detector say about that one?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Odd. My alien detector seems to indicate that the President of the United States is a mentally retarded ape from the planet Snurpy.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you kill TopHatMan and John?



A: No, that's NOT what I meant![/color:post_uid0]

Q:Okay Captain, I've just fired at Will. What do we do with his body now?

A: MooOooOOOoo.

Q: Have you seen Josie?

A: Well, that is what you get when you ask a cow a question

Q: Why are you all covered in digested GRASS BITS?!

A: I see.

Q: I hear.

A: From GMT-3 through GMT+5.

Q: When can I bug 17 with John and TopHatMan?


A: That "fire at Will" joke.

Q: What Star Trek joke has been done a million and one times but somehow makes you laugh everytime anyway!

A. It's red, but i wouldn't eat it.

Q: Hey Neo, which pill have you decided to take?

A: Is there a yellow one for the undecive people?

Q: You can either have a green pill or a red pill.


A: I think we meant different pills.

Q: Just what I need, sleeping pills. Oh, and they are blue and red. That just rocks my socks!

A: Blue socks

Q: What IS Data talking about?

(ah, group adaptive story... )


A: Here.

Q: Where did you leave the Group Adaptive Story?

A: Make sure you buy a squirrel from the lady by the cliff