[color=#000000:post_uid0]I just finished reading Night Watch. Kinda neat to see a map of Ankh Morpork and get an idea of where things are.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You mean you don't have the Ankh Morpork street map?

I guess you have even more reason to be jealous then.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]You mean you don't have the Ankh Morpork street map?[/quote:post_uid0]

I haven't got the Discworlde Mappe either. I have no idea where Genua, Lancre, Hersheba or Muntab are.

Well, I don't think anyone knows where Muntab is.

"Then there's the Muntab question."
"Where's Muntab?"
"Exactly."
- possibly Vetinari and Vimes, The Fifth Elephant

[quote:post_uid0]I guess you have even more reason to be jealous then.[/quote:post_uid0]

My local library is somewhat understocked, and all-consuming book giant Chapters-Indigo doesn't seem to have it.

They don't have Mein Kampf, either.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Lancre map is quite good - you get to see the exact location the the Place Where The Sun Doesn't Shine (and of course the Rock And A Hard Place).[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]The Lancre map is quite good - you get to see the exact location the the Place Where The Sun Doesn't Shine (and of course the Rock And A Hard Place).
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What about Lancre town? I'm given to understand that it doesn't show up on maps of the country. It barely shows up on maps of the town.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, it does show the castle, or those bits of it that haven't fallen off during the night anyway.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Nan"]You're mad. :)[/quote:post_uid0]
took you that long to figure out :D[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Nan"]You're mad. :)[/quote:post_uid0]
took you that long to figure out :D[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Must have been a lack of evidence. Wait, Vulcans dont show any emotions when they are mad[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]They don't? What show are *you* watching?[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]They don't? What show are *you* watching?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Perhaps your UPN station is more emotional than mine[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"][quote:post_uid0="Zeke"]They don't? What show are *you* watching?[/quote:post_uid0]
Perhaps your UPN station is more emotional than mine[/quote:post_uid0]
The Vulcan Science Directorate has proven that UPN is illogical and needs to go take a chill pill.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Vulcan Science Directorate has not proven that illogic is illogical[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"]The Vulcan Science Directorate has not proven that illogic is illogical[/quote:post_uid0]
True. After all, there are many people who go about their illogic in a highly logical manner.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"]The Vulcan Science Directorate has not proven that illogic is illogical[/quote:post_uid0]
True. After all, there are many people who go about their illogic in a highly logical manner.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Like the members of this board?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Shhh. No one is supposed to know.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Nan"]Oh sure, I only have seven web projects, three comics, and high school completion to look after in my spare time. I'll get right on it.[/quote:post_uid0]
Speak to me not of being too busy. You can not win this challenge. ;)

However, despite lack of free time, [i:post_uid0]Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/i:post_uid0] is one of my favorite movies and certainly worth what little spare time you have. The stuff they were quoting is from the opening credits... I'd explain in full so you could understand, but then it wouldn't be as funny if you ever saw it.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^Except I was quoting from a skit. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Make that eight web projects, three comics, high school completion and about six extra courses. ;)

And my computer has been sick with a nervous breakdown for the past three days.

What is it about being a fiver overlord that inevitably involves no time at all being left over for fiverdom?

Note: there should be a 5MV Glossary of Terms with special nouns and things. ;)

Yeah, the Wal-Mart air destroys your brain.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Nan"][color=#000000:post_uid0]And my computer has been sick with a nervous breakdown for the past three days.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]awwww poor thing. *hands compy a get-well-soon cookie* there there.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Nan"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Note: there should be a 5MV Glossary of Terms with special nouns and things. ;)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Silly, Silly Nan.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I should tell you: calling me silly results in immediate amputation of nearest extremity.

I mean, like, fivist, fiver, fivedom (or equiv), etc, five-minute-specific terms that don't sound as stupid as "fiverdom" etc.

~Nan[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I willan-on think that that may-onyan-be willan-become a not too bad idea that you mayan-willan-could use on the [i:post_uid0]5MSG[/i:post_uid0] in the not-to-distant mayan-willan-become future/haven-already-beome present/past.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Nan"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah, the Wal-Mart air destroys your brain.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes, yes it does, tomorrow will be my one year anniversary working for wal-mart, so I know this form experience.

And speaking of making people jealous, i bought a copy of the voyager companion on Saturday and we couldn't be happier together.

Speaking of Vulcans (even though we aren’t anymore…
***Warning, enterprise season finale spoiler!***




Archer: T'Pol you just resigned you commission with the Vulcan high command, what are you going to do now?

T'Pol: I'm going to Disney Land!

Archer: Uh, T'Pol... (whispers)

T'Pol: Oh, right. I'm going to that big crater in Florida where Trip's sister died.

Trip: Cap'n, I might just escort her to that air lock after all.


Just thought I’d throw that in.
:D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I willan-on think that that may-onyan-be willan-become a not too bad idea that you mayan-willan-could use on the 5MSG in the not-to-distant mayan-willan-become future/haven-already-beome present/past.
[/quote:post_uid0]

Temporal verb tenses?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quote:post_uid0]I willan-on think that that may-onyan-be willan-become a not too bad idea that you mayan-willan-could use on the 5MSG in the not-to-distant mayan-willan-become future/haven-already-beome present/past.
[/quote:post_uid0]

Temporal verb tenses?[/quote:post_uid0]
Looks like a Scottish version of that one alien in [i:post_uid0]The Wounded Sky[/i:post_uid0] to me--only more comprehensible...[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]no, i think it's just intellectual disability. :D

*RUNS*[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Too much [i:post_uid0]Hitch-hiker's[/i:post_uid0] more like. I'm a bit surprised that Sa'ar is the only one who got it.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]^ I just assumed everyone got it.

Also: KatyJane's "T'Pol goes to Disneyland" bit :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I did get it. But since Sa'ar already pointed it out.... *shrugs*

I don't get the 'T'pol goes to Disneyland' bit though. But then again I don't get much that has anything to do with Enterprise. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]OK, the Disneyland bit is a reference to a Superbowl a while back (I don't remember which one, or the team, or the player) but one of the players on the winning team was asked what he was going to do now that his team won, he responded: "I'm going to Disneyland!"

It's been continually spoofed ever since.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ok I just got around to responding to all the karate based support-thanks everybody!

I did get my belt, even though I forgot my kata after the tornado kick. I just made stuff up. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Captain Galactic"][color=#000000:post_uid0]I did get my belt, even though I forgot my kata after the tornado kick. I just made stuff up. :)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol: ROFL!!! :lol:[/color:post_uid0]